I’m not gonna lie, your hotness had been waning for me recently. There was a reason I barely talked about your Bel Ami pictures the past couple months- Mr. Darcy Rob doesn’t do it for me. However, that being said, the tides have turned. Suddenly it’s like it’s November 21, 2008 at 10:30 pm. I’m sitting at PF Changs with people who for some reason don’t want to talk about the MASTERPIECE of a movie we just got out of and would rather talk lettuce wraps. Um, no! I just wanted to go home and stay up till 3 am googling that GUY I saw on the SCREEN in those SUNGLASSES and in that PEACOAT. It’s like that… all over again… well, it’s a little different, because by now I know you’ve never owned a jacket resembling anything as nice as that peacoat in your entire life. But still.
I know I’m not alone in how I felt recently either. In convo with EastFriend and Too_Far_Gone yesterday, two friends I met through a shared love of Rob, the following statement was made about new pictures that Lainey posted of Ed Westwick (aka ChuckBass)
omg he would be such a dirty f*ck. but not in the way that rob would be a dirty f*ck – as in he hasn’t showered – i mean, a dirty f*ck as in positions, as in you wouldn’t be able to speak or move afterwards, as in cigarette immediately after dirty f*ck… is it hot in here?
When did your kind of dirty f*ck become the kind that can be fixed with a shower and not the kind that makes us want to run out to our local convenience store and pick up a pack of cigarettes? Oh I know, when you looked like the ancestral pictures of my family on the coffee table at my Grandpa’s house. That’s when. I don’t like it. I don’t like it one bit. EastFriend even admitted today that lately you’ve only been in Freebie TEN status on her list- no longer in Freebie 5.
Sorry- that was a lot of negativity at once. I’m about to make it better because…… I think you’ve been looking smokin’ hot lately!!!!! YAY! It’s like Christmas, your birthday and $0.50 day at the Goodwill all at once! But what is it? What changed besides you no longer reminding me of my relatives from the old country?
A. Do you suddenly seem badass for standing up for your principals, i.e. telling David Slade to Hobbit-off?
B. Is it because a image from Eclipse was released and you’re in a HOODIE like a normal boy and not wearing clothes from another era?
C. Are you suddenly getting some regularly and it brings out a special Pattinson glow?
D. Is it because you’re freshly shaved? While I love the scruff from time to time, the last vestiges of your 23 year old baby face are killer.
E. How about because you’ve been seen with a GUITAR which means you’re writing new tunes and we can renew our dream of hearing a Rob Pattinson album some day!
G. Plus “airport Rob” is just an effable Rob. It must be something about you high up in the air, sipping on champy & using those hot towels in first class that just looks GOOD on you!
H. Does the idea of you playing Jacob from Water for Elephants soon and having your ‘thing’ pulled out of your pants by two slutty circus freaks SUCH a turn me on!? (of course)
I. Do you just stand out next to this freakin’ lucky family because they’re in PJs and for once you’re the best dressed in the room? (Sidenote: I know Oprah’s people TOLD them to wear pajamas, but I would’ve rocked a negligee, just in case!)
Is there really nothing different at all, but I’ve just really missed you!? I dunno, but it’s good to have hot Rob back!
What do YOU think? I know there’s a ton who never thought the hottness waned, but I also know I’m not alone. What are you feeling and if you do think Rob’s bringing sexy back, WHY do you think it is!? What has changed!?