You’re back and I wanna sing “Robbbiiiieeee’s BACK ALRIGHT!” Sung to the tune of Backstreet Boys “Backstreet’s Back” of course, but I’ll contain myself. As much as I love boybands from the late 90s (HOLLA NSYNC!) I’m more worried about the fact that you seemed to have either decided to repaint your hotel room at 3am in this jacket or you and Sam Bradley had a romantic picnic under a tree that housed like 3294082394 birds. WHAT in the ding dong is going on with your jacket (enlarge that pic to the left)?
Some bored ass eagle eyed tweeters are reporting that it’s a 550 dollar Ralph Lauren jacket. Obviously, you got this for free because we know you buy 5 dollar underwear thus negating the possibility you would buy a jacket that involves a price in the hundreds. You probably don’t even know money went past the 20 dollar bill. That’s why you have a “team” they do all the heavy lifting. Like finances and 50 dollars bills.
I’d also like to point out that you’ve been hanging out in a lot of alley ways and loading docks since you came back into our lives. Now I’ve never been to the ol ‘Couve but are there regular walkways around there? Do front doors actually look like back doors up there? Did Dean/Steve and you actually think you could pull the ol “slip out the back door” trick and think you wouldn’t be caught? That shit didn’t work when Jesus was alive let alone now when we’re connected with stuff like mobile phones and common sense.
Come on now.
While we’re recapping I will also say I’m even MORE convinced now that you read LTR because ummm what do my eyes see but the BROWN BUBBLE JACKET that I asked wtf it went like 3 weeks ago… You knew we’d see this… you knew we’d talk about it. And now I’m even more embarrassed.
Dude all you’ve done is show up, wear some stuff and walk around and I’m already energized and excited about the next month of craziness. Now if there’s one thing I can ask before I let you get back to painting the hotel bathroom, can we please not have any big ginourmous mammoth elephants? Thanks!
MOOONIES BACK ALRIGHT! (Actually UC should be back soon, YEA!)
Sooo anyone else kinda excited to see Rob back on the scene, and what about that guitar case. What kind of a tease is he?! UGH. Any clue what the crap is going on with that jacket in the first photo? Predictions for Vancouver?