They’re NOT hipsters… or bears… well maybe Rob is… the checklist

*I was just persuring through our emails and this jumped out at me because “Look At This Fucking Hipster” (look at this love connection!) is one of my faves and well it’s true… read on…*

Look at this love connection

Dear Rob-

Someone once said “I really miss “my Edward” and “my Bella” — the way I imagined them before Rob & Kristen came on the scene. Now my Bella & Edward are chain-smoking, always slightly dirty, poorly dressed hipsters. I hate that”*

Rob, the idea of you being a hipster froze the blood in my veins (I don’t give a shit about what’s-her-nose being a hipster- all I care about is YOU). So being the logical woman that I am, I decided to do some research and scientifically prove once and for all whether you are indeed a hipster or not. Research on the Interwebs is scientific, right? I found this website (http://lookatthisfuckinhipster.com/) and spent way too much time on it, trying to figure out if you are a hipster. And since what I saw on the LATFH website gave me nightmares for a solid week, I *really* hope you aren’t, Rob. That would defs might be a dealbreaker for us.

Evidence you ARE a hipster. You:

• wear plaid shirts
• get your clothes from thrift stores
• wear knit beanies
• like Indie music
• wear hoodies
• wear trucker caps
• wear v neck t-shirts (one of my favorite looks on you, actually
• smoke cigarettes
• wear Rayban Wayfarer sunglasses (and look fuckhawt doin’ it!!)
• have that “doesn’t shower” look

I think you're forgetting THIS look Obava! The hair!

Evidence you AREN’T a hipster. You don’t:

• have ironic facial hair
• have any tattoos (that I know of yet- need to do some more research in that department, wink wink!)
• drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (holla Heineken!)
• wear thick-frame glasses with no or fake lenses
• wear day-glo clothing (*shudder*)
• have your head shaved in weird places
• have any facial piercings
• drink Starbucks (remember last summer in NYC? Dunkin’ Donuts coffee all the way!)
• have hair that covers your face (in fact, I love the way you’re always pushing your hair off your face *sigh*)
• ride bikes (you wish you were that coordinated!)
• have a Where The Wild Things Are obsession
• do cocaine (that was powdered sugar all over your pants at that Vancouver party- really!)
• wear headbands
• like to party in your underpants, usually neon briefs (boo on the lack of underpants parties, TFG on the lack of neon briefs!)
• wear a white belt
• wear Chuck Taylors/Vans/Pumas (shiteous Nikes for evah!)
• wear Uggs
• wear a bandana/big scarf around your neck
• wear a fedora
• wear fitted blazers
• have plugs
• have man bangs
• wear skinny jeans

Look at this fucking hipster, in an airport!

and lastly, the LATFH website said “hipsters kiss in between trash cans to get them more street cred.” I can’t figure out if this applies to you. I guess it’s “yes” if those dumpster rumors are true, “no” if they aren’t.

So, Rob, are you or aren’t you? By my tally, you have 10 (or 11) hipster points, but -23/-24 hipster points, which brings you solidly on the side of NOT a hipster! Rest easy, my angel- our love lives on!

Xoxo
obava

OH Obava as much as I’d like to not think he is, Rob just IS without even trying. He’s definitely not the annoying lame kind of hipster, thank God!!! What do you all think? Dork on his own? Hipster WITH a cause? Who loves Look at this effing hipster like me?!

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