Dear Rob,
Bel Ami seems to be wrapping up, so gone are the days where we get to lust over you looking like our great, great, great, great, great grandpa’s did back in the day. For today’s RobPorn Friday, we take a look at some of our favorite BelAmiRob pictures & laugh and love that you love US so much you would forego your normal ripped jeans, jacket from the back of your dad’s closet paired with a flannel found outside the latest Tube station you passed by last night, to look like Mr. Darcy.
Because Gawker calling you Lumiere in younger years was the funniest damn thing I had read in months.
Because someone REALLY loves me!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
Thanks to the gals at Rob’s flat who made these marvelous pictures for me a few weeks back! I heart you all!!!
Today is day 1 of “UC gets the hell out of this country for some time away cuz if she doesn’t she thinks she won’t live another week” (aka vacation to a tropical land for my hubby’s bff’s wedding.) Be good to Moonie while I’m gone! And since I handle the mornings around here, most likely comments won’t be approved until Moon is up & at ’em, so be patient until I get back! I WILL MISS YOU ALL!
Letters to Rob 
Miss you too UC…have a nice vacation and the best of times!!! Hope you relax a bit and come back to us soon!
PS…we will be very nice to Moonie…don’t worrie about anything…you leave her in good hands!!!
About todays post…sigh…I miss Georges…and all the days we spent together!!!
Love you
Mel
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 8:21 am
Happy vacation UC! We’ll miss u…lucky girl<3
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 8:41 am
OK, that Chuck Bass pic is the first pic of Rob in MONTHS that I’ve found vaguely hot. Is it the comparison to Chuck, or Rob himself?
What do I care? FINALLY I find Rob hot again!! Hallelujah!!
By: Shleeeigh on April 23, 2010
at 8:23 am
Loooove Chuck Bass lookalike!
That must be it….
By: LissyLoo on April 23, 2010
at 9:21 am
There’s never a good time for iced coffee to come out of my nose but 8:20am is reaaaaally bad. Buu Daa PEST Bu Da PEST Put our service to the test?
OH MY GOD. Brilliant. Abso-fucking-lutely BRILLIANT. Lumiere!!!! (RIP Jerry Orbach) My college roommate and I used to get drunk and sing Be Our Guest at the top of our lungs, much to the annoyance of the guys living below us. (We also did an awesome drunk cover of A Whole New World from Aladdin.)
(Have a great vacation!!!!!!)
By: kandnandb on April 23, 2010
at 8:28 am
Have a safe trip UC! We promise to behave whilst you are gone. Anybody who misbehaves will be put in the time out corner, facing the wall, and be subjected to look at a Miley Cyrus poster until they say sorry! 🙂
Gotta agree, Rob looks like death warmed up in that picture where he is wearing the white waistcoat. Not the best look in the world for him…..now, can we go back to talking about the way he kisses again?!
x
By: Cazza on April 23, 2010
at 8:29 am
OMG…Cazza…look at a Miley Cyrus poster…this is one hell of a punishment!!! I promise I will bahave (and eat aaaaallll my food)…
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 8:41 am
Making offenders watch her movie while listening to her music would be worse.
By: dazzledtodeath on April 23, 2010
at 8:44 am
I’d like to the think the pouty lips in the Chuck Bass picture are his reminder to not forget about his bottom lip whilest he is sucking on just top lip.
By: Keisha on April 23, 2010
at 10:10 am
I heart you.
By: Cazza on April 23, 2010
at 10:03 pm
there looks death but here pretty live to me
just beautiful
By: che on April 23, 2010
at 10:29 am
Agree!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 10:40 am
White clothes makes everyone look pale! Even pale to begin with British dudes.
By: Keisha on April 23, 2010
at 11:51 am
Che! I love your pic!
Viva Che!
By: Hermes on April 23, 2010
at 12:35 pm
wow that’s the same pic but he looks so great in this one!
Thanks Che…oh and I love that you have Che Guevarra on your avi!
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 3:01 pm
well he looks like my perfect groom but as beautiful as a bride in her wedding dress 😀
By: che on April 23, 2010
at 3:30 pm
Have a great time, UC! Maybe by the time you get back Rob will have done SOMETHING. Anything.
By: dazzledtodeath on April 23, 2010
at 8:37 am
Bahahaha! The Lumière one made me laugh so hard my screen is now covered in spit (ew). Epic!
By: Bella_NaA on April 23, 2010
at 8:38 am
The pic…. praying for rain is funny…., although I think that the LAST thing he was worrying about there was his hair, to me he is praying / begging for cheeseburgers,ciggies and BEER!
🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 8:49 am
> “to me he is praying / begging for […] BEER!”
and that’s why the font is in green (heineken) colours!
By: Rob's beanie on April 23, 2010
at 8:59 am
Ahhhh…Rg…have to say this…so Jules does not trust me with him…and you agree???!!!
Ohhh…honey I’m so deeply wounded…I really meant giving him the silent treatment!!! LOL…I love it…(that you don’t trust this greek girl)…BUT…we will be veeeery silent… him and me…I promise…you will not even notice!!! 😀
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 9:01 am
Mel, lots of words for saying that u wanna do him…lol…and no trust at all!
🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 9:27 am
Hahahaha…you make me laugh love…I’m a girl of many words!!! But you are soooo right…can’t deny it!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 9:41 am
Yeah, Mel – You want to break the Rob, can’t have that.
RG – Does BDH look like a tranny in this pic or is it just me?
http://www.eclipsemovie.org/your-chance-to-have-a-live-chat-with-bryce-dallas-howard-nikki-reed-julia-jones-hosted-by-myspace/
By: Jules on April 23, 2010
at 9:42 am
Jules…I share with you…we’ll break the Rob together…is this fine by you??? 😀
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 9:48 am
well, she def. had a bad hair day and oh…she is loosing her dress.
I’m not a great fan of her, I loved Rachelle.
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 9:49 am
OMG that’s such a Chuck Bass face!
❤ you flat girls!
Have an amazing holiday UC!
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on April 23, 2010
at 8:56 am
Off topic, but did anyone see Twilight spoofed on Ugly Americans last night?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xd1q4q_ugly-americans-mad-larry-disease_news
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/ugly_americans/index.jhtml
Funny!
By: dazzledtodeath on April 23, 2010
at 9:11 am
hahaha, eyebrow alert! ❤
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 9:20 am
Ha-ha! I saw it the other night and it was stupidly hilarious! lol But doesn’t the main character (Mark Lilly) resemble Rob? Or is it just me? Check it!
By: Stephanie Selene on April 23, 2010
at 1:00 pm
Dear Rob,
Bel Ami is wrapped, you finally made an appearance, you looked cute and fine, I saw finally cleavage and chest hair (thank u ash cloud for the clean blue sky the last days), so today is a good day.
love,
me
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 9:25 am
OMG…an appearance??? Where??? I guess I still live under the ash cloud! Cleavage and chest hair??? Where??? 😦
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 9:43 am
OK…Ok…false alarm…you mean the fanpic on robsessed!!! yeah saw that…uffff thought I missed something else!!! Can’t absolutely miss anything Robrelated RG, you know that!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 9:45 am
Mel, you sound soooo excited today….what happened girl?
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 9:51 am
You don’t wonna know!!! 😀
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 10:05 am
Mel, did you have a Robdream? You are a leeeedddle high strung, there.
❤
By: Jules on April 23, 2010
at 10:17 am
Nop…still a Robdreamvirgin!!!…I do??? really??? So sorry… bad day today…really sorry…didn’t mean to upset you!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 10:23 am
Maybe this will explain my condition…to both of ya…what can I say… am a very dramatic greek girl…can’t help it…
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 10:26 am
Awwww, nothing to apologise for, hun.
I heart you. You didn’t upset me at all, not even a little bit. 🙂
ps: have you had Viggo dreams?
By: Jules on April 23, 2010
at 10:39 am
Hahahaha…Jules!!! Strangly enough…yes I had…beautiful dreams… Viggo came to see me a few times…ohhh and we talked…was sooo sweet!!! So I guess…there is always hope…for me to have a Robdream!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 10:43 am
Hey hon he appeared last night, wearing the brown long-sleeved shirt and the LB hat and a beer in hand! He went to his sister’s show :-). Ck out robsessed baby!
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 3:03 pm
Funny that someone should post Wuthering Heights….
Evidently the brits want to make another one.. and RUMOR has it they want His Lordship Sparklepeen for the role of Heathcliff.. (given that he does brooding bad boy so well). … a perfect Heathcliff.
What do you all think? would Robbie make a good Heathcliff? (if you read Wuthering Heights, which I’m sure most of you have)…. you’ll know what I mean.
By: Hermes on April 23, 2010
at 12:34 pm
Hermes…my messenger of the gods (love your name btw…very greek) don’t say things like that…you’ll give me a heartattack!!! I love Wuthering Heights…and Heathcliff…I would just die if Rob would play him…just die!!! And YES, I believe he could pull it of…great!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 2:27 pm
re: HERMES ..my name, is after a scarf I found at a tag sale.
It said “Hermes”… also the greek connection, messenger of Gods, THIEVES, travelers, etc. I thought it was tre cool…
Until I also found out that “Hermes” was also you know “both” … male & female.. Living in San Fran. I though ok, I can deal with that.
**************
So, the brits are going to do another Wuthering Heights, with ANDREA ARNOLD as the director. So if you want to keep up, keep googling her name. Somethings bound to give.
By: Hermes on April 23, 2010
at 4:22 pm
Wuthering Heights is perhaps my lest fav bronte book….I still like it, but man it’s a twisted story. Don’t really see HHH playing that part……for me Sir Laurence Olivier and Merle Oberon are Cathy and Heathcliffe – though apparently Sir Larry thought Merle Oberon was an amature!
By: mine!mine!mine! on April 23, 2010
at 5:57 pm
” Would you like to meet my microwave? You’re just the hot pockets i’ve been yearning for”
😀
Gurl, you just made me forget my whole week tiresome amd boredom if everyday life with that line.
By: niahid on April 23, 2010
at 9:38 am
“of everyday life “
By: niahid on April 23, 2010
at 9:39 am
Glad I could help your week along! 😉 (I made that one, tee hee!)
By: Jena on April 23, 2010
at 1:15 pm
Dear gals at Rob’s flat:
TY for the Lumière pic! HIL-ARIOUS!!!
*picks self off floor from laughing*
By: TheColdWoman on April 23, 2010
at 9:40 am
Aw I will miss seeing pics like those everday.
The Chuck Bass one is awesome haha
By: Denise on April 23, 2010
at 9:48 am
Ok, David Slade just tweeted about landing in Canada. I hope this means reshooting starts soon!
Dear Canada- please throw a freaking party so Rob will show up and get his drink on
By: Keisha on April 23, 2010
at 9:52 am
I suddenly feel a weird gravitational pull to Canada…
By: Katie S on April 23, 2010
at 10:23 am
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UC!
Fun funny ladies of the Flat! Thanks for the laughs.
By: Janetrigs on April 23, 2010
at 9:53 am
*dies laughing at the ‘I’m Chuck Bass’ picture*
I also adore the one directly above it – ‘Jesus. My balls hurt’. Ironically it’s like a heaven-sent thought pattern.
All that running whilst free-balling in pants made out of material that look like they chaffe something chronic…epic FAIL for poor Rob. *L*
By: AussieECfan on April 23, 2010
at 9:59 am
OME that way so funny! Great way to end the week!
By: Sue G. on April 23, 2010
at 10:00 am
Sigh. Is it normal that RobPorn Friday on LTR has become the highlight of my week?
The balls one killed me.
Dear Rob,
That hair is like a cold shower. Stop it.
Love,
me
By: Katie S on April 23, 2010
at 10:03 am
Normal!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 10:07 am
have a nice vacation UC
those pic are great especially the second one and yes he is chuck bass!
By: che on April 23, 2010
at 10:19 am
Cheeee….I love your avi!!! You’re my kinda girl!!! But noooo he isn’t Chuck Bass…lol… Chuck Bass is Robert Pattinson… 😀
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 10:35 am
thanks mel.u mean my avi mixed with che and my football team’s emblem (BJK) right?u see the same the back&wight,the philosophy ?
yes girl black and whight aren’t colors they are philosophy.they are the death& life,the dark&light,the sky&ground…
sorry i lost myself cuz i’m total hooligan these days.
and Rob can look as CB but CB never ever like RP
he is just unique
By: che on April 23, 2010
at 10:53 am
Che…you are 6 hours away…I think we should meet…lol…we have to discuss, very important issues!!! Noooo CB…neva eva RP!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 2:30 pm
i hope one day my greek sis
xo
By: che on April 23, 2010
at 3:27 pm
*sigh
Robporn, today is a good day.
Katie- I won’t mind the hair, I’ll take any Rob I can get!
By: Jules on April 23, 2010
at 10:19 am
There’s always the option to make it sex hair again. I’m sure it’d be fun messing it up.
By: Katie S on April 23, 2010
at 10:24 am
Naughty, naughty Katie, but I concur. heh
By: Jules on April 23, 2010
at 10:41 am
Sex hair? YES!!! I’m in!
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 3:18 pm
” God my balls hurt ” THANK GOD I am not the only one that recognized those pants as some kind of ancient torture device. I laughed so hard, I think I might have peed my pants……….
By: derrydowngreen on April 23, 2010
at 11:25 am
Have a good time UC!!!
LOL at the young Lumiere one, hahaha!
So I saw RM yesterday and I loved it hard! I thought Rob’s acting was excellent, very natural.
The scene in which he gets angry with Caroline’s classmate(s) is great. He does anger well!
One of the cutest scenes was him speaking French to Caroline. So cute, and good pronouciation.
I noticed that he forgot to switch to the NYC accent, like one time he pronounces seconds like the true Brit he is. Love that!
My friend, who likes Rob, but not like me, loved it too! We were blown away. And cried a lot at the end. (also the beginning, chills…)
I know girls, old news. But I just wanted to share anyway! Hope you all have a good Friday!
Thank God It’s Robporn Friday! 😉
By: Cath on April 23, 2010
at 11:54 am
Cath, I loved the film as well!
about the french part….I didn’t understand at all that that was supposed to be french…lol……..so we have to ask minuit about his accent….
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 12:14 pm
Haha RG, you saw RM in London right? Maybe the subtitles helped me understand it was French. We really should ask MP! 🙂
By: Cath on April 23, 2010
at 12:26 pm
cath, i saw it dubbed here and thought , ohh he can speak french (totes idiot thought as it was dubbed…lol) , then in London and I thought WHAT??? is he talking french? Is that french? haha…my french is very different from his french…at least we have to ask MINUIT!!!!
Dear Minuit, was that french what Rob spoke? I mean, could u understand it?
🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 1:28 pm
Is “freak of nature” French for “freak of nature”?
By: Keisha on April 23, 2010
at 3:29 pm
Cath, thanks for sharing. I’m glad you loved it, I did too.
Are you going to see it again? I adored all his scenes with Caroline.
By: Jules on April 23, 2010
at 12:22 pm
Hi Jules!
I will see it again, but I’m not quite sure if I will see it in a theatre. Would love for my mom to see it, but she’s down with a bad cold right now, and I don’t know it the movie will still be around next week. But am so gonna buy that DVD like right now, haha! I loved the Tyler-Caroline chemistry too. Best big brother ever!
By: Cath on April 23, 2010
at 1:11 pm
I want a big brother like him….so sweet!
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 3:12 pm
yay @cath i’m glad u’ve seen and liked it.
i luv his expression when Tyler calls his dad for dinner and Charles says hold on and he gets angry aginst telephone LOL
By: che on April 23, 2010
at 12:52 pm
Che, Rob does angry very convincing. I so get him being frustrated at Charles. 🙂
By: Cath on April 23, 2010
at 1:12 pm
Hey it’s cool, any news that has Rob is always good news!
So glad you liked the movie…and your friend too :-)!
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 2:40 pm
P.S.
Dear Rob,
I even had goosebumps on my face.
And you’re too beautiful!
Thanks,
Me
By: Cath on April 23, 2010
at 11:57 am
I even had goosebumps on my face!!! Word…Cath!!!
By: melronin on April 23, 2010
at 2:33 pm
Hi Mel, such a weird sensation, Rob has some powers, haha!
By: Cath on April 23, 2010
at 8:23 pm
Yay this is very win day. filled with hilarious robporn…I can’t choose my favorite, I lol-ed at all of them! and not to mention that new eclipse trailer!!! anyone else think our robward is looking more like a badass and not just sad and moapy in this one?? I like mean, rough, badass rob…*mind wanders*
By: applepie on April 23, 2010
at 12:14 pm
and might I add that there’s NO shirtless taytay!!! ftw.
By: applepie on April 23, 2010
at 12:15 pm
Boo hiss! Ha ha ha… I need more Jacob & his copper coloured skin thank you very much. X
By: eatmyjorts on April 23, 2010
at 7:14 pm
Balls, Bass and Bu Da Pest = Win!
By: mountainlion on April 23, 2010
at 12:19 pm
ok.. who is Chuck Bass?
(i’m slow).
UC/ have a groovy holiday in the tropics.
See if you can ween yourself away from the Rob porn while you’re gone.
These Bel Ami pics… I have to say, are different from the others.. I guess because he looks sober in them.
cheers, -H
By: Hermes on April 23, 2010
at 12:27 pm
THE chuck bass from Gossip Girl.
By: applepie on April 23, 2010
at 12:54 pm
Don’t watch Gossip Girl… hence my bad.
FYI– The brits are going to do another Wuthering Heights, with Andrea Arnold as the director. They are looking around for someone to play Heathcliff.. could Robert Pattinson be their brooding bad boy?
Stay tuned for further gossip and rumor..
oye veh.
Lord Sparklepeen does the brooding bit so well.
Heathcliff is described as “dark, brooding and wild”…. part gypsy..
By: Hermes on April 23, 2010
at 1:04 pm
Ok, who did the Beauty and the Beast one? That is hilarious! ROTFLMAO!
By: Jena on April 23, 2010
at 1:17 pm
I was wondering who did that one too! I don’t remember seeing posted the day we did them all. I bet it’s either Lindelle or SingleStrand.
By: robsten4life on April 23, 2010
at 6:14 pm
UC, have a wonderful vacation! You deserve it!
XO
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 1:19 pm
I really like the last picture! And yes I agree Rob, get rid of all that gunk on your hair….the rain will do it. Either that or a good long shower(with me). LOL, just kidding.
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 2:56 pm
Is it just me or the new Eclipse trailer looks like “Dawn of the Dead-2” or smth like that?
*slightly confused*
well, at least it has (almost) zero shirtless-Tay level.
By: Rob's beanie on April 23, 2010
at 3:05 pm
They are def. trying to get the guys into the theatres!!!
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 3:23 pm
Yeah, I get the point, but still. The thought of Twilight as a horror movie worries me. Some scenes from the trailer also reminded me of “28 days later”.
I just hope that BC not gonna turn “Breaking Dawn” into some sort of “Alien” movie (the one where Ripley gives birth to the Alien) trying to lure Sci-Fi fans into the cinemas 😉
By: Rob's beanie on April 23, 2010
at 3:42 pm
so true!
By: robgirl86 on April 23, 2010
at 4:08 pm
Am I in the minority here? I’m thrilled at how creepy they look! I was a little creeped out when I read about the newborns in Eclipse. They’re supposed to be creepy, right? I don’t know. I’m looking forward to romance between Bella and Edward, but I’m also very excited to see some fight scenes. Then again… I supposed Bella and Edward may have some action in there too, ifyouknowwhatI’msayinandIthinkyoudo!
By: Katie S on April 23, 2010
at 4:48 pm
Naah, action/fight scenes are cool. After all, one of my favourite (if not the most favourite) scenes in the first T is a baseball scene, and the showdown at the Volturi in NM was quite entertaining. It just the latest trailer of Eclipse gives the impression of a plain zombie movie.
By: Rob's beanie on April 23, 2010
at 5:05 pm
I like them like that too! They have to look scary, they’re vamps and newborn and very volatile. They’re very convincing.
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 5:14 pm
Me again….Jacob shirtless is goo.
By: eatmyjorts on April 23, 2010
at 7:12 pm
Wait a minute… Did anyone else notice the placement of that man’s hand in the foreground of the “balls hurt” one? Is he…. helping?
Yeah, I’m a huge perv for noticing, shut it. 😉
By: Katie S on April 23, 2010
at 3:50 pm
I did notice it too! But decided not to embarrass Rob in front of others and keep silent 0=)
By: Rob's beanie on April 23, 2010
at 3:52 pm
…cuz i feel – uhhmm – very protective of him (and his b—s).
By: Rob's beanie on April 23, 2010
at 3:56 pm
Ha! Aww, sorry Rob.
By: Katie S on April 23, 2010
at 4:01 pm
Haha I noticed! Pervy woman!!!
By: southernbelle on April 23, 2010
at 4:21 pm
It was a pervy pic. but that’s ok, cuz he’s british.. and probably into the pervy …
which is why we all kinda like him i think.
By: Hermes on April 23, 2010
at 4:25 pm
>but that’s ok, cuz he’s british… and probably into the pervy …
is that some kind of American stereotype about brits? cuz seriously i’ve never heard that one before.
By: Rob's beanie on April 23, 2010
at 4:31 pm
You mean all British people don’t act like a Monty Python skit? That’s incredibly disappointing. 😦
By: Katie S on April 23, 2010
at 4:45 pm
re: our little remarks..
Oh wait, watch and see, someone will come after hours after we’re all gone, and give us a thumbs down…
Have you noticed? the thumbs down dude/dudette is back.
By: Hermes on April 23, 2010
at 4:26 pm
yeah, I noticed that yesterday, or maybe the day before that. Everyone (well nearly everyone) had at least one thumbs down !
By: mine!mine!mine! on April 23, 2010
at 7:23 pm
Ola chicas!!!
Have you missed me?
RL has kind of been a bitch this week so I didn’t really get on the interwebs a lot plus I was reading Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik A LOT. (and by a lot I mean I felt like I was reading a book like Twilight again. Yes that’s how good it is)
Well anyway: RobPorn always makes me cum (pun completely intended) so keep it cumming #twss and lets wait for more proof of Robs existence these days…
*muah*
By: Bleriana on April 23, 2010
at 5:44 pm
I am not sure which one is funnier;
Would you like to meet my microwave or the My balls hurt.
gawd you guys rock!
By: tchr4rob on April 23, 2010
at 7:57 pm