Last week I brunched with ItalianGirl (yes, this was THE Brunch after THE DREAM) and she shared a story from her recent trip to the salon. I thought this was going to be a story about the small, unattractive, guido Italian man who shampoos hair at the salon- he’s known to basically give orgasms in the hair wash seat with his skilled massaging fingers in your hair. Suddenly he goes from short & greasy to short, dark, handsome and sua-ve– or so I hear. I’ve never been lucky enough to have his fingers touch my hair.
But ItalianGirl’s story was not about the guido with the magical fingers- it was about a magazine she picked up while waiting for her stylist. She said, “UC- you MUST see this magazine…. It has ROB looking SO HOT on the cover… and he’s in between a girl’s LEGS! I didn’t even get a chance to open it up and look at the rest of the pictures before my stylist grabbed me- I was lost in a Rob-trance.” I know. Old news. But I never promised my real-life friends were on top of the Rob game. In fact, I promised I rarely talk about this life in that life, so at least you know I’m not lying.
Anyway, we spent the rest of brunch, must to her husband’s dismay, with her laptop, my phone & pages upon pages of Details pics & outtakes. And then…. VIDEOS. Where the H have I been!? Why did I miss Details videos? So this weekend’s Open Post is brought to you by: Videos of Rob in Details Magazine
I’ve learned that videos don’t need to be great- it’s all about the SONG… I have no idea what THAT song was- Moon swears she sang it as a child- all I know is that it worked….
The OFFICIAL Details vid
And of course.. it wouldn’t be Saturday without our minds being blown by Biel. I don’t care if you’ve already seen this. Watch it again. And thank the Lord above he gave Biel the talents he did. Rob, as hot as he is, is THAT MUCH HOTTER when she gets her hands on him (which I’m sure she’d be VERY willing to do if he’s interested!)
Happy weekending! Love,