Rob- today is a big day for me. I got a REAL LIFE FRIEND (yes, I have those) to write to you! Seriously- and it’s not a “What you done with UC- we haven’t seen her in a year and 1/2” kind of letter either!
Hope you are doing well, at least better than me this week! You see, I came down with shingles on Friday- you would think I’m 68 yrs old or something!!! Did you have the chicken pox as a kid? I bet you looked so cute with all your red spots! If you did have them, then you are susceptible to Shingles as well. I would be happy to inform you more about the disease and how to treat it if you are interested. I’ll even volunteer myself to come take care of you during this aliment. I’m a great nurse, and I’ll take great care of you!
Anyway, while waiting for my shingles to go away, I was channel surfing and happened upon the soap network where they are showing back to back episodes of 90210. Yes, I admit it, I’ve fell victim to the 90’s phenomenon of Beverly Hills 90210 (the original, not the new one with the super skinny anorexic chicks)
But with this tragedy, comes a unique observation. There is a striking resemblance between Dylan McKay a.k.a Luke Perry and you.
Now look, don’t say “ew” or “no way” too fast! It’s not an exact match. In this particular episode, Dylan is brought into an intervention at the Walsh household to convince him to check into rehab for his drug and alcohol problems. Maybe it’s the jeans, the unbuttoned Henley shirt, or maybe just the messy hair and sultry eyes that is making me swoon. But either way, there is a hint of Rob there in those eyes. I see it! I would recognize that anywhere!! I’m not saying we should start a “Ruke” or a “Lob” phenomenon. It simply wouldn’t stand a chance to Brangelina [UC note: I told you- this was written by a real life friend. Real life friends don’t know “Robsten” is the new “Bragelina”]. But I think your swooners should take some time to seriously look into this. Plus, if they agree, then maybe they will leave you alone and go seek after Luke Perry, leaving more “me and you” time!
Maybe Luke Perry should be cast as Edward’s biological older brother who was turned into a vampire without Edward’s knowledge in a Stephanie Myers sequel to the Twilight saga. Then, you could be cast in the next 90210 reunion show as Luke’s brother. I think I’m onto something here…
Well, I could use a little TLC right now in dealing with these Shingles. Please contact me through “Letters to Rob” if you can come visit and nurse me back to health!
So what do you think? Is there a Pattinson/Perry resemblance? Is Rob the “Dylan McKay” of the 2010s? Does it make sense now why I spend time in my “virtual” world since my real-life friends have weird illnesses like Shingles? (JK ItalianGirl you know I love you and all your weird sicknesses xoxoxo)
Since today is April 15th- a tough day for those of us in the United States- I made something special for us today, after the jump!
Rob Vs Luke picture from this site