Dear Rob,
As you’ve been busy looking like Lumiere in Hungary filming Bel Ami we figured Kristen Stewart’s birthday may have slipped your mind. Don’t worry- I grabbed my favorite RobPorn makers- the girls of Rob’s Flat over at The Forum– and recruited them to dedicate today’s RobPorn Friday to our favorite no-longer-a-teenager-and-no-longer-has-hair-that-makes-me-cringe Twilight cast member/possible eff buddy/possible love making partner in front of a bear-skin rug. You can go back to loving that wearing a top hat means you don’t have to wash your hair:
After the jump we even have some birthday gift ideas (other than a handshake) for you to give Kristen
While it’s hard to top what you gave Kristen last year (<— Click that), as you DID give her a private commentary of Little Ashes WHILE performing “The Tuck,” we do have a FEW ideas:
- Send her some of Hungary’s famous Goulash with a heart-felt note saying, “You’ll never go hungry in Hungary”
- Find Pattinson Pants Lady and pay her to be “Stewart Shorts lady” for one day. (PS: WE MISS YOU PPL!!)
- Buy out all the theaters showing The Runaways in Sweden so she thinks she’s uber famous there (cuz that’s just AWESOME- it’s the land of Ikea and H&M)
- Show her The Tuck again (she misses it, Rob. We all do- those were the simple days)
- Leave her a birthday message speaking high-English or French or some classy way of talking you learned about while shooting Bel Ami (double points if you make reference to the Spanish Influenza of 1918 and tell her your name is “Edward”)
- Buy her a wolf-skin rug on which to make love. Supposedly it’s more trustworthy, comforting & warm than bear-skin. (Plus it would be nice if while in the throes of passion, her screaming “THEY’RE NOT BEARS” actually made a little bit of sense)
- Or– send her a nice 1800s-themed someecard that expresses what you’ll probably actually be doing if you don’t listen to any of our suggestions:
Good luck Rob! & Happy Birthday Kristen. It’s all downhill after 20!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
THANK YOU specifically to: JodieO, SingleStrand, robsten4life & allryans and whoever else helped inspire & create today’s Birthday-themed RobPorn!! XOXO
Letters to Rob 
Amazing!
I love the “Remember when you trolled around London…” one.
Uh, I feel like I should end this with #HappyBirthdayKristen
By: Jess on April 9, 2010
at 8:06 am
And hashtag it like I’m on Twitter when I’m not.
Fail.
By: Jess on April 9, 2010
at 8:06 am
I always do this now. Always.
By: Shleeeigh on April 9, 2010
at 1:36 pm
Kristen has some fine legs, now I should end as well 🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 11:00 am
I changed idea
Kristen is one beautiful girl!!!
I don’t know her at all, so nothing to say about her persona, but she is BEAUTIFUL!!!
thanks
thumb me down it’s all win!
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 4:39 pm
Agree with you Robgirl.
love that you say, “It’s all win!”
By: mountainlion on April 9, 2010
at 4:43 pm
ha! see? too funny!!!!
people, get a life!!!!!!!!!
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 5:36 pm
You’ll never go hungry in Hungary. Word!
Happy birthday Kristen!
By: Bella_NaA on April 9, 2010
at 8:14 am
Btw… you guys were total robsten-shippers last year (when that didn’t imply a political statement that could unleash mayhem on the internetz these days).
By: Bella_NaA on April 9, 2010
at 8:19 am
I don’t think “Shippers” is the word but I think we’ve ALWAYS been believers!
By: unintendedchoice on April 9, 2010
at 5:35 pm
Happy birthday Kristen!!!
Hello Rob!
Go for the handshake and for …well…you’ll know
She turns 20, George-you looks like 40,
so or you should go back to VF aka 2009 aka HOT-times
or you will look like her dad..just sayin
love
me
P.S. the pic with the white shirt is to die for…sigh, that’s something for MY portfolio (or not)
🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 8:16 am
and for MY birthday (NOT coming NEVER) you should look like this
Thanks!
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 8:32 am
😀 😀 😀
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 8:44 am
Ummm yeah…I may even celebrate my birthday (quit doing it a few years ago) if Rob came looking like that…never have seen that pix before…YUMMY!
By: j9 necessary on April 9, 2010
at 9:00 am
mine is just around the corner so can I borrow Rob looking like that? 😉
By: Bleriana on April 9, 2010
at 9:35 am
Bleriana, I would def share with you (if he were mine to share) especially since you share your “Rob porn” on thecoldshower everyday! Love the blinkies!
By: j9 necessary on April 9, 2010
at 10:16 am
B…you can have him, I have some other-him”s”….lol<3
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 10:33 am
If nobody wants him…looking like 40…I’ll take him!!! Hell…I’ll take him when he looks 90!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 8:49 am
Hehehehehhe, get in line girl!!!<3
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 9:01 am
Me too darlin.
By: southernbelle on April 9, 2010
at 4:15 pm
Now WTF did I say this time wrong…that I would gladly do Rob in his 40s-50s-60s-
70s-80s-90s…ok you got the picture Iguess!!! OK then…thumbsdown with me!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 4:52 pm
Lumiere!! Ha!! And where had PPL gone? I thought she was working up some Cullen Capris. We must see.
By: superhumanmoron on April 9, 2010
at 8:24 am
Can I just ask what the HELL is that photo with Kellan and why does Kellan have a handbag!?!?
By: apotampkin on April 9, 2010
at 8:26 am
Where else is he going to keep all his churchy pamphlets to hand out to the teenagers?
By: JodieO on April 9, 2010
at 8:46 am
Or maybe it’s his business cards for his accountability partnership
By: robsten4life on April 9, 2010
at 8:49 am
JodieO, hilar…churchy pamphlets…. incl.Kellan-underwear-abs-and-even-more-south-aerea-advertising?
🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 9:06 am
JodieO, .. maybe Kellen keeps his porn in their too…
shhhh.. (it could be gay porn as well… )
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 12:52 pm
That was at the teen choice awards, I’m guessing that’s either Nikki or Ashley’s handbag…. either that or Kellan’s been keeping something from us 😉
By: robsten4life on April 9, 2010
at 8:46 am
That’s a very manly murse! It’s studded!
By: JodieO on April 9, 2010
at 8:56 am
it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
By: Melanie Beaverhausen on April 9, 2010
at 3:25 pm
Dear UC
This is an amazing post…you must care deaply for Kristen.
Can you please make one for my birthday too…you know a bit of Robporn here…a bit there!!!
😀 Have only one more thing to say to you…(all of you)… you are my bridge over trubled water!!!
Love
Mel
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 8:48 am
Sadly it is all down hill after 20..ok really after 30
I can’t say I’m jealous, i’m not Rob is my little tease of laughter and muse since I have a soldier hubby who is gone often, his muse is a car an evo he wants despertly…to each their own.
I loved this esp. the who Kris lookin like a joan jett man wannabe, beautiful girl, Happy Birthday now let Nikki Reed make you back into a beauty!
not to bust a bubble or anything, but IMO I still don’t buy the relationship thing, it’s great for selling tickets and keeping the hype alive. Sure they’ve bumped uglies, hell they are in their 20’s and filming so many movies makes sense find an eff buddy, but love and shacking up I don’t buy it.
sorry off the subject i’ve just been reading alot of post this morning.
By: michelle on April 9, 2010
at 8:57 am
Dear Rob,
Congratulations on not having a teen girlfriend anymore, you made it man, I’m so proud of you! About the present, if KStew is not in Budapest than you should go out in the sun and show some skin, she’ll see you when stalking fans/paps pics. If she’s around, then you should play at the theatre. Ok so these are more for me, but I’m sure she’ll love it too.
See you some day,
Me
Dear Kristen,
Hope you enjoy your birthday, you only have a couple of more before you start hating it because it is all going downhill. But I have to tell you, you can’t be able to drink in the States and still not be eloquent, yes, the world of adults is cruel like that, but I’m sure you’ll do fine.
So happy birthday girl!
P.S. I dig your taste in scripts/films (minus Twi) and also in guys 🙂 (well, minus Oregano). See you at the cinema.
Me
By: minuit passé on April 9, 2010
at 8:57 am
100% agree to “show some skin”, C’mon Rob, I’m so tired of white shirts up to your chin, I wanna see cleavage, like now! Danke…
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 9:19 am
unwaxed…Robsmelling cleavage…Dankeschoen!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 9:34 am
(How is it possible to loose a reply???) So again…
Unwaxed…Robsmelling cleavage…Dankeschoen!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 9:36 am
Yeah…now it shows up!!! Strike the second one 😀
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 9:51 am
RG – You want Robcleavage? hahahaha
Anyway…
Dear Kristen,
Now that you’re 20, can you promise to let go of the teenage angst?
Happy birthday and such.
Me
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 10:11 am
YES, He’s trying hard to cover the Pretty! Not d’accord!
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 10:35 am
“How old is Dakota again?” FTW!!
By: tuesdaymidnight on April 9, 2010
at 9:05 am
you forgot to mention sweden is mainly awesome because it gave the world alexander skarsgard, who plays only THE hottest vampire in recent memory. oops, did i say that on LTR?! haha. i still love rob, too.
By: anne on April 9, 2010
at 9:16 am
you’re NOT the only one who thinks that, anne! I don’t really agree although he is hot stuff!
By: unintendedchoice on April 9, 2010
at 9:44 am
Blahhhh. Blahh Blahhh.
By: Janetrigs on April 9, 2010
at 11:08 am
Such blasphemy!
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 10:20 am
ANNE I LOVE YOU!
By: Janetrigs on April 9, 2010
at 11:07 am
Did someone mention ERIC? Ears & hormones go on immediate alert….YUMMY.
By: eatmyjorts on April 9, 2010
at 1:23 pm
Oh sweet Jesus, ERIC. If Edward is godlike and chisled from marble, Eric is godlike and chisled from sex.
By: Shleeeigh on April 9, 2010
at 1:39 pm
YES!
By: Katie S on April 9, 2010
at 3:29 pm
“•Find Pattinson Pants Lady and pay her to be “Stewart Shorts lady” for one day. (PS: WE MISS YOU PPL!!)”
ROTFLMAO!
Happy Birthday, Kristen!
By: Jena on April 9, 2010
at 9:32 am
“It’s all downhill after 20!” — bahahaha. Oh my am I glad there’s still a few days to go until I am 20…
Happy Birthday Kristen!
BTW when I saw that “Planned Parenthood” – Porn I just had to think about that interview with the whole “I want to be a young dad” thing… *sigh* I would love young dad Rob… *swoon*
HEY! Now that would be a present right? A baby from Rob! Can I have that one on my 19th birthday? (because I am waaay too impatient to way until my 20th).. 😉
http://wp.me/pM4fl-m1
By: Bleriana on April 9, 2010
at 9:40 am
B…a sparkly baby for your 19th?
like sparkly nights?
like sparkly diapers?
like sparkly no B.-life anymore to spend with the sparkly father?
I dunno, just cancel “sparkly” and think of “shit”, could be reality….or not!
🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 11:05 am
Thanks for the reality check, Robgirl:(
❤
me
By: mountainlion on April 9, 2010
at 12:52 pm
LOL!!!
Lion, RG does put things in perspective for us, doesn’t she.
❤
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 1:33 pm
Dear rg thanks for ruining my day! Lol j/k 😉
and no having kids is not the end of life…
Maybe it’s just my youngish age but I think having a baby is not a bad idea.
After all Dick & Claire must have thought the same or we wouldn’t be able to obsess over their fuckhawt son!
And when you talk about ‘sacrificing’ your life for a child. I want to say thank you to mums all over the world who gladly agree to do this! Yay!
While I am reading this through I realize that maybe this could be taken as an offense.
BUT this is clearly not meant to be an offense so please don’t take it as one!
Lots of love,
B
By: Bleriana on April 9, 2010
at 6:11 pm
and btw RG… Who said I wouldn’t be on birth-controll… ?
By: Bleriana on April 9, 2010
at 6:13 pm
Yay! Robporn Friday!!!!
That is all.
By: Katie S on April 9, 2010
at 9:42 am
It’s all downhill after 20!
so true,so sad
By: che on April 9, 2010
at 9:47 am
Now…now…don’t feel sad che…remember RMmsg…live every moment of your life and enjoy it…even if you’re 30…40…50…90…
Rob…sais…the older…the better…the hotter!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 9:55 am
Rob says ”= Konfuzius says…
VERY true and VERY wise!
By: Bleriana on April 9, 2010
at 10:16 am
Veeeeeeeeeery true!!! Rob=Kofuzius…lol
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 10:35 am
well i feel sad cuz 19 is kinda a turning point in my life in a bad way.
i made some bad decisions(well 18 was worst with some health problems too) and kinda couldn’t manage to make it up yet.
only what i remember is that i was so deeply in love and gave up living my own life,forgot my real ambitions ,lost my courage bal bla bla
i feel so old and tired since i’m 20 and even my sis is shocked why is that,why i’m feeling in that why without any real reason
sorry i felt like i’m sittin’ on a therapist’ chair 🙂
By: che on April 9, 2010
at 10:49 am
Been checked for depression Che? Off to the Drs with you…seriously. You’re too young to feel that bad for no reason. Hope you feel better soon. XXX
By: eatmyjorts on April 9, 2010
at 1:25 pm
We’re here for you, che! But really, what eatmyjorts said.
By: The Old One on April 9, 2010
at 3:09 pm
I said it befor and I’ll say it again and I seriously mean it…LTR is like therapy, just talking to you here makes me feel way better…and trust…I had my share of depression…
Hang in there che…love you sista!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 3:23 pm
PS…doesn’t my avi look sort of depressed??? Nah…just sexy!!!
Please send me a smile che!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 3:25 pm
oh luv u girls .this is something about being pessimist or insecure and it’s more a caracter thing i guess
and yes been at LTR helps,at least make me laugh everyday
and did i get the whole of these thumbs up’ as a suggestion to go to teraphy?
again luv u all LTR galls and i’m ok don’t panic
😀 😀 😀
By: che on April 9, 2010
at 5:28 pm
THIS IS PERFECT!
Happy Birthday, KStew. You’re a big girl now!
By: swansong on April 9, 2010
at 9:58 am
I think I better write a comment, because I’m actually from the awesome country know as Sweden.. I just have to tell you some sad news; they’re not planning to show The Runaways here, and it sucks so bad, because I really wanna see it, like now! So Rob can’t buy out all the tickets for Kristen.. But anyway, she’s still kind of famous here 😉
Well, happy b-day Kristen!
By: Jessica on April 9, 2010
at 9:58 am
WHAT? you just RUINED KRisten’s Birthday!!!!
I LOVE IKEA
:):)
By: unintendedchoice on April 9, 2010
at 11:08 am
IKEA is awesome, everybody has some “MOPPE” or “BILLY”….<3
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 11:58 am
I have Billy!
By: Shleeeigh on April 9, 2010
at 1:40 pm
Many Billy. Also Oppli.
By: eatmyjorts on April 9, 2010
at 5:25 pm
So do you know Alexander Skarsgard?
just kidding.
I live near President Obama in Washington, DC and I don’t know him either.
YES I just compared Obama with #HotAlex on LTR. I win!
By: Janetrigs on April 9, 2010
at 11:41 am
Who hates janetrigs today? Sheesh, enough with the thumbdowns. Just because Alex has the beauty, age AND experience, whereas Edward (love him too) doesn’t.
By: eatmyjorts on April 9, 2010
at 5:28 pm
everyone hates janetrigs
jk
see you soon janet. drive faster. let’s DO this
By: unintendedchoice on April 9, 2010
at 5:37 pm
Yay!!! Great job, Forum Girls!!!
By: Keisha on April 9, 2010
at 10:00 am
I love making Robporn. I really really wish I could make a profession of it.
By: SingleStrand on April 9, 2010
at 10:02 am
I’d pay you for it. Do you accept old Twilight trading cards as payment? I have the rare and valuable Buttcrack Santa card!
By: Katie S on April 9, 2010
at 10:07 am
I’ll pay you toooooo!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 10:13 am
Dear Kristen,
I am not congratulating you. Nothing personal. I just think that once you have gotten hot and heavy with The Rob you need no b’day presents anymore for the rest of your life.
Love,
Me
P.S. Enjoy your goulash!
By: Cath on April 9, 2010
at 10:17 am
Nothing personal…lol…THAT’S why I’m waiting for YOU every day…LMFAO!!!
No b’daypresent eva…if ya have Rob!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 10:37 am
Ha! lmao Cath! the world is NOT fair…..
and Gulasch is quite yummy, if the meat is best!!!
🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 10:38 am
Hi Mel! Hi RG! Not fair indeed and I agree about the goulash! (it was me being nice to K…)
By: Cath on April 9, 2010
at 11:09 am
You were SO nice…you said “dear” and “the MAN”….
what’s up there in bicycle-land with “the Runaways”?
here in Kartoffel-land nada, and I really want to see that film 😦
…some info?
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 12:02 pm
There’s no info on the release date RG, but I will look into it and let you know!
By: Cath on April 9, 2010
at 1:45 pm
Bedankt Cath! I saw only the trailer since now, Kristen sings and all in all it is supposed to be an awesome film!
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 1:53 pm
Hey I was soooo sick and tired of seeing just the one downthumb on every single one of your posts I thought I’d make it interesting and downthumb a little more!!! As you dudes know downthumbs count as double upthumbs…it’s all WIN.
Hugs. ❤ ❤
By: Goodgirlgoneplaid on April 9, 2010
at 6:50 pm
I would TOTALLY trade bday presents forever for Rob forever!
Nevermind the fact that I don’t get presents anymore, anyway 🙂
By: obava on April 9, 2010
at 11:53 am
Okay, who thumbs down Cath? Someone crossed the line.
Listen up, you h00rs, go finished your homework.
PS: no one thumbs down around here but ME. Got it?
Jules = Hater
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 6:18 pm
The first one if my favorite. That would be a hell of bday present.
By: milfy goodness on April 9, 2010
at 10:38 am
AHEM, Sweden also, home of #HotAlex, Alexander Skarsgard. I mean HELLLOOO!
By: Janetrigs on April 9, 2010
at 11:05 am
LOVE that man. ugh…
By: Katie S on April 9, 2010
at 11:15 am
@Jane- Scarsgard… tall blond GOD like Viking!!! –sigh.. Did you see his rubber Ducky Video? This defies description…. (too bad Robbie doesnt like to bathe).. anyway.. enjoy ya’all
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 2:06 pm
I swear to God, if Rob would buy all the saloons in Sweden I would hunt him down.
By: Jonna on April 9, 2010
at 11:34 am
Dear Rob,
It is my birthday on Sunday and I am turning…guess..23! ha! same age as you!! now , if kristen does not accept any of these..handshakes..or something else…that you’re giving her, please feel free to come find me. I’ll be waiting in Vegas…next to the bar.
By: applepie on April 9, 2010
at 11:40 am
Kristen who?
*****
BTW in those Bel Ami pics.. he IS looking a bit older– like he went from 23 to mid 30 ish..
Robbie, take better care of yourself honey, otherwise we’ll be calling you creepy uncle Rob instead of sugar daddy Rob.
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 12:27 pm
Come ooooon, Hermes, you can grudgingly acknowledge her today! Even I did. LOL!!! It’s hard, I know.
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 1:21 pm
You’re a bigger person than I am Jules.
btw, I love someecards. They’re hilarious! I sent my husband this one:http://www.someecards.com/thinking-of-you-cards/nothing-steve-jobs-ever-creates-could-fully-replace-you-in-my-life-1
By: dazzledtodeath on April 9, 2010
at 3:51 pm
D2D – It a hard pill, but I swallowed! (so much wrong with that sentence).
She gets a free pass today, but it expires at midnight, eastern standard time.
LOL @ the card.
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 4:03 pm
I’m gonna say a very happy birthday to KStew, she’s alright in my book. I even think it is cool she cut her hair for Runaways. When are you going to be stupid if not in your teens.
Now, she’s 20, time to class it up 🙂
Also, I’m slightly in a confused state of mind, followed some links to figure out what “The Tuck” is… :O I don’t know what to say…
By: laura.p on April 9, 2010
at 12:38 pm
Lol ladies..we have a “the tuck” virgin! first time seeing “the tuck” definitely leaves you a little dazed and confused!
By: applepie on April 9, 2010
at 12:44 pm
Seeing “the tuck”.. will leave you breathless… (ahem)
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 12:50 pm
LMAO! “tuck-vergin”…..great!
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 1:03 pm
I’m alright now.
It was a bit painful at first, but pleasure was greater in the end 🙂
By: laura.p on April 9, 2010
at 2:21 pm
Breathe honey 😉
By: niahid on April 9, 2010
at 12:59 pm
Hi Laura.p
“the tuck” is a scene in Little Ashes, Rob infront of the mirror……..ahemmm….well…..nekkid and tucked…
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 1:05 pm
Laura P – He tucked away RobJunior for a little while.
I disapprove. I wanted him untucked.
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 1:24 pm
Jules, seriously girl, two times “little” in one sentence with Rob and “tucked” is NOT fair…I DOUBLE disapprove 🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 1:56 pm
HAHA – He can’t just get nekkid and then hide, it’s unfair.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
He mustn’t tuck, he should be free and hang loose.
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 2:11 pm
A TUCK VIRGIN!!!!!
By: unintendedchoice on April 9, 2010
at 5:39 pm
I will never tire of the “birthday sex” gif.
Thanks, UC.
p.s. Happy Birthday, Kristen. YOu are the most fortunate person alive…
By: mountainlion on April 9, 2010
at 12:58 pm
Guess, what was my first action????
❤
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 1:06 pm
I dunno…I mean…I dunno…
TELL ME!
By: mountainlion on April 9, 2010
at 1:33 pm
GREAT…now I forgot……so weird….ahemm…yeah 🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 1:59 pm
Before RM. thst birthday sex gif was the best,
But now, it’s Tyler and Ally for the win
By: niahid on April 9, 2010
at 1:02 pm
Dear Rob,
i litrally MİSSed u
i don’t know why (yes the pants) but the whole Bel Ami thing dosen’t work for me,i don’t get exciting for any new videos or pics-eventhough i like the script and am sure u’ll look hot in the movie-
but this pic made my day and remaided me that u are still the same.it’s excatly like a pic from Twi days
❤ che
By: che on April 9, 2010
at 1:12 pm
let me see…3 glasses of wine..check,shadows under the eyes…check, beanie….check..,stained-shirt…check, comic con-plaid…check…yeah..it’s Rob !
Dear Rob, if you need some company…..just let me know…(or not)
🙂
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 2:03 pm
Kinda OT here (because I have nothing to add regarding KScowl turning 20)… man, I remember when I turned 20. I was drunk in Mexico all weekend. From what I am told, it was rad. But I digress.
For those who may not have started reading cosmoandmarvar’s LiMB on FF, you really have to — it is just simply the best.
OK, rec done… carry on!
By: pumagirlsf on April 9, 2010
at 1:25 pm
😀
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 2:12 pm
Ok, here’s my birthday present for Stewie.. this is another Stuie.. TomStu.. at his Waiting for Forever premier in NYC yesteday 4.8.2010 ..enjoy his awkwardness.
PS it sounds like the script was initially given to his Lordship Sparklepeen, but Tom wanted it and took it.
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 1:27 pm
‘his Lordship Sparklepeen’ BAHAHAHAA!
*sigh* TomStu is so hot.
By: Shleeeigh on April 9, 2010
at 1:43 pm
Helloooo Tom? That is Rob’s suit….!
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 2:06 pm
I love it that you know every little item of clothing (among others) of his…and I love it that they share clothes…such deep friendship…immagine Tom now can smel Rob on him and viceversa (don’t think the suit was washed…eh I mean…I wouldn’t…wash it).
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 2:27 pm
NOT washed, can see some Rob-hips….hahahaha
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 2:39 pm
I need to buy me some NOT-washed Robshirts…do ya know if anything is on sale???
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 2:56 pm
I love how Tom found the script!!!
By: mountainlion on April 9, 2010
at 2:50 pm
@Mt.Lion-
Re: How TomStu found the script..
“He was sleeping on a friends couch.. and it happend to be on the table.. ”
I guess it would seem awkward if he had said he picked it up in his friends bedroom…while he was dozing on his friends bed.. and said.. “say.. what is this bit? can I have it? you don’t want to do it right? I’ll do it.. “….
(I wonder if he ever thinks passing on Twilight to Rob was a big mistake or does he think he dodged a bullet?).
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 3:10 pm
Tom,pls take what u want from Rob’s wardrobe but not this one
the holy gray suit need to be wearin just by him
no no i don’t wanna see this ,it’s perfect just on HHH
By: che on April 9, 2010
at 5:44 pm
Happy Birthday to Stewie. Lucky beezy.
P.S. I LOVE Rob porn!!!!!
By: DontQuestionMe on April 9, 2010
at 1:34 pm
Is it me or is TomStu wearing one of Robbie’s suits? The benie looks familar.. so does the suit.. but TomStu is only like 5’Ft 8 or 5’Ft.9.. while Robbie’s like 6’Ft.1 … Those boys are always wearing each other clothes.. like that movie about the Traveling Pants….
The pants look a little baggy in this film at the bottom.. No? —Do you think Robbie helped him hem the suit a bit to fit him?
Oh TomStu, my tasty little morsel of goodness, you are so shy and awkward.. you also look like you partied like it was 1999 and didnt get any sleep.. hence the dialated eyes..
oye vey.
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 1:36 pm
sorry Hermes I didn’t read your comment, just saw the video…lol
that’s def. Rob’s suit from the Today Show…oh my….script and suit……lol
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 2:10 pm
@robgirl.. I THOUGHT IT WAS ROB’S GREY SUIT TOO!!..
It looked familiar.. and now I know it to be true!!
But.. Robs way taller than tomstu.. hence the baggyness at the bottom.. –(he’s wearing waffle-stomper hiking boots with that suit)…
I know he wants to be Hobo.. but can he at least be Tom Ford hobo???
At least he left the tulips and ducky sweater in Budapest with his Lordship Sparklepeen..
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 2:33 pm
Tom is still growing…not so much difference anymore….lol
❤
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 2:40 pm
But Rob looked sexier in it RG..right???
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 2:58 pm
BTW, I’ll gladly take a drive to Planned Parenthood for my b-day, with Rob.
By: mountainlion on April 9, 2010
at 1:44 pm
Your RobPorn makers are really #goo! I think they deserve a raise 😉
By: MrsKowski on April 9, 2010
at 4:27 pm
Yes. This. If I could make money making RobPorn I would be a rich woman. The ideas. They just come to me. TWSS.
By: SingleStrand on April 9, 2010
at 6:30 pm
Hey… I love it that someone’s going through this blog and giving me (and someothers) a thumbs down when we ship RobStu..
Hit me again babe… I love the thumbs down!
RobStuRobStuRobstu.. forever!
hee hee.—-pftttt..
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 4:50 pm
Today is thumbsdown day on LTR.
I’d give a few, but my thumbing refuse to work now, so…
Thumbs down all who ship Robstu
Thumbs down all who wished Kristen a happy birthday
Thumbs down all who didn’t wish Kristen a happy birthday
Thumbs down all who gave thumbs down
Thumbs down all who gave thumbs up.
Most of all, thumbs Jules!!!
I’m full of HAAAAAAATE!!!!!
By: Jules on April 9, 2010
at 5:27 pm
Hahhahahaaha. If I could I’d give so many thumbs up for you, Jules that the thumbs up would BREAK.
By: pumagirlsf on April 9, 2010
at 5:29 pm
Hermes….I love you……..same for Jules and all the rest of the thumbs-down-club
hey thumbs-down-people…you spent even one second to read……..hahahahahha
So go NOW and feel satisfied
you deserve it!!!!!
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 5:45 pm
RG…Hermes…for all the thumbsdown you got today (for no logical reason at all) I’ll give you dubble-triple thumbsup!!!
By: melronin on April 9, 2010
at 4:58 pm
that was the exact thing what i was going to ask. wtf?
By: che on April 9, 2010
at 5:37 pm
well , Mel, that’s normal, when you say something about Kristen…like whatever you say…..it’s the same………people love to fight, that’s it………
I trust Rob, that’s it….
Go ! I will roast my beef on it…………..lol
like ridiculous……..
By: robgirl86 on April 9, 2010
at 5:42 pm
I haven’t posted in EONS, but I just had to see what you ladies had up your sleeve for K-Stew’s bday. WOW. I am loving the new Rob-porn.
Even as Lumiere, Rob is still a sexy specimen. *swoon*
Take care, ladies!
By: Marz on April 9, 2010
at 6:13 pm
Marz!!!..your back!!
Now if PinkDolphin would show up…… I miss her “oink” ..
By: hermes on April 9, 2010
at 10:18 pm
Hermes! Still have the current info on TomStu? Haha! I have missed this awesome blog and its awesome posters. I can’t believe that Pink no longer posts. 😦 How sad. Glad to see you’re still posting, though. I’ll make my visits more frequent.
By: Marz on April 12, 2010
at 2:03 am
btw wtf is up w/ the chicks dress behind Lutz it looks like a friggin beach towel.
By: passionsonsflower on April 9, 2010
at 9:29 pm
Happy 20th KS!!! Hope your first adult f#ck is everything you thought it would be!!! Welcome to the club girl friend!!!
By: passionsonsflower on April 9, 2010
at 9:51 pm
I wanted to check in after all the birthday fueding was over..I had an eventful surfing lesson today…
I discovered the “TUCK” disturbing yet halirous!
Totally grossed out by the rest of the movie, killed my Rob buzz for the day and that of Salvador Dali to boot.
Alas I found myself watch all kinds of oddly made video’s on youtube and have come to a few conclusions…
Kristen is beautiful when not looking like Joan Jett and I I keep forgetting she’s in alot of OTHER movies I like (as a blonde).
Rob is a dork…really I love dorks but wow he reminds so much of the strugling muscian friends I have it’s insane, and I think they both (rob and kris) have smoked their fair share of weed, hence I just saw the pics of Kris on the porch today, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL BLAZE IT UP….(?)
But I noticed something else, Rob looks pissed and exhausted in between filming Bel Ami, I bet we see a break from him soon, he looks like he could sleep for days!
In anycase there were no mentions of he and Kris together today, no big ring like the sun had reported, same ol same ol.
By: michelle on April 9, 2010
at 10:15 pm