Posted by: Bekah | April 9, 2010

Rob Porn Friday: For a special someone’s birthday

Dear Rob,

As you’ve been busy looking like Lumiere in Hungary filming Bel Ami we figured Kristen Stewart’s birthday may have slipped your mind. Don’t worry- I grabbed my favorite RobPorn makers- the girls of Rob’s Flat over at The Forum– and recruited them to dedicate today’s RobPorn Friday to our favorite no-longer-a-teenager-and-no-longer-has-hair-that-makes-me-cringe Twilight cast member/possible eff buddy/possible love making partner in front of a bear-skin rug. You can go back to loving that wearing a top hat means you don’t have to wash your hair:

After the jump we even have some birthday gift ideas (other than a handshake) for you to give Kristen

While it’s hard to top what you gave Kristen last year (<— Click that), as you DID give her a private commentary of Little Ashes WHILE performing “The Tuck,” we do have a FEW ideas:

  • Send her some of Hungary’s famous Goulash with a heart-felt note saying, “You’ll never go hungry in Hungary”
  • Find Pattinson Pants Lady and pay her to be “Stewart Shorts lady” for one day. (PS: WE MISS YOU PPL!!)
  • Buy out all the theaters showing The Runaways in Sweden so she thinks she’s uber famous there (cuz that’s just AWESOME- it’s the land of Ikea and H&M)
  • Show her The Tuck again (she misses it, Rob. We all do- those were the simple days)
  • Leave her a birthday message speaking high-English or French or some classy way of talking you learned about while shooting Bel Ami (double points if you make reference to the Spanish Influenza of 1918 and tell her your name is “Edward”)
  • Buy her a wolf-skin rug on which to make love. Supposedly it’s more trustworthy, comforting & warm than bear-skin. (Plus it would be nice if while in the throes of passion, her screaming “THEY’RE NOT BEARS” actually made a little bit of sense)
  • Or– send her a nice 1800s-themed someecard that expresses what you’ll probably actually be doing if you don’t listen to any of our suggestions:

Good luck Rob! & Happy Birthday Kristen. It’s all downhill after 20!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

THANK YOU specifically to: JodieO, SingleStrand, robsten4life & allryans and whoever else helped inspire & create today’s Birthday-themed RobPorn!! XOXO

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter

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Responses

  1. Amazing!
    I love the “Remember when you trolled around London…” one.
    Uh, I feel like I should end this with #HappyBirthdayKristen

    • And hashtag it like I’m on Twitter when I’m not.
      Fail.

      • I always do this now. Always.

    • Kristen has some fine legs, now I should end as well ๐Ÿ™‚

      • I changed idea
        Kristen is one beautiful girl!!!
        I don’t know her at all, so nothing to say about her persona, but she is BEAUTIFUL!!!
        thanks
        thumb me down it’s all win!

        • Agree with you Robgirl.

          love that you say, “It’s all win!”

          • ha! see? too funny!!!!
            people, get a life!!!!!!!!!

  2. You’ll never go hungry in Hungary. Word!
    Happy birthday Kristen!

    • Btw… you guys were total robsten-shippers last year (when that didn’t imply a political statement that could unleash mayhem on the internetz these days).

      • I don’t think “Shippers” is the word but I think we’ve ALWAYS been believers!

  3. Happy birthday Kristen!!!

    Hello Rob!
    Go for the handshake and for …well…you’ll know
    She turns 20, George-you looks like 40,
    so or you should go back to VF aka 2009 aka HOT-times
    or you will look like her dad..just sayin
    love
    me

    P.S. the pic with the white shirt is to die for…sigh, that’s something for MY portfolio (or not)

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    • and for MY birthday (NOT coming NEVER) you should look like this

      Thanks!

      • ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Ummm yeah…I may even celebrate my birthday (quit doing it a few years ago) if Rob came looking like that…never have seen that pix before…YUMMY!

      • mine is just around the corner so can I borrow Rob looking like that? ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Bleriana, I would def share with you (if he were mine to share) especially since you share your “Rob porn” on thecoldshower everyday! Love the blinkies!

        • B…you can have him, I have some other-him”s”….lol<3

    • If nobody wants him…looking like 40…I’ll take him!!! Hell…I’ll take him when he looks 90!

      • Hehehehehhe, get in line girl!!!<3

      • Me too darlin.

      • Now WTF did I say this time wrong…that I would gladly do Rob in his 40s-50s-60s-
        70s-80s-90s…ok you got the picture Iguess!!! OK then…thumbsdown with me!!!

  4. Lumiere!! Ha!! And where had PPL gone? I thought she was working up some Cullen Capris. We must see.

  5. Can I just ask what the HELL is that photo with Kellan and why does Kellan have a handbag!?!?

    • Where else is he going to keep all his churchy pamphlets to hand out to the teenagers?

      • Or maybe it’s his business cards for his accountability partnership

      • JodieO, hilar…churchy pamphlets…. incl.Kellan-underwear-abs-and-even-more-south-aerea-advertising?
        ๐Ÿ™‚

      • JodieO, .. maybe Kellen keeps his porn in their too…
        shhhh.. (it could be gay porn as well… )

    • That was at the teen choice awards, I’m guessing that’s either Nikki or Ashley’s handbag…. either that or Kellan’s been keeping something from us ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • That’s a very manly murse! It’s studded!

    • it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

  6. Dear UC

    This is an amazing post…you must care deaply for Kristen.
    Can you please make one for my birthday too…you know a bit of Robporn here…a bit there!!!

    ๐Ÿ˜€ Have only one more thing to say to you…(all of you)… you are my bridge over trubled water!!!

    Love
    Mel

  7. Sadly it is all down hill after 20..ok really after 30

    I can’t say I’m jealous, i’m not Rob is my little tease of laughter and muse since I have a soldier hubby who is gone often, his muse is a car an evo he wants despertly…to each their own.

    I loved this esp. the who Kris lookin like a joan jett man wannabe, beautiful girl, Happy Birthday now let Nikki Reed make you back into a beauty!

    not to bust a bubble or anything, but IMO I still don’t buy the relationship thing, it’s great for selling tickets and keeping the hype alive. Sure they’ve bumped uglies, hell they are in their 20’s and filming so many movies makes sense find an eff buddy, but love and shacking up I don’t buy it.

    sorry off the subject i’ve just been reading alot of post this morning.

  8. Dear Rob,

    Congratulations on not having a teen girlfriend anymore, you made it man, Iโ€™m so proud of you! About the present, if KStew is not in Budapest than you should go out in the sun and show some skin, sheโ€™ll see you when stalking fans/paps pics. If sheโ€™s around, then you should play at the theatre. Ok so these are more for me, but Iโ€™m sure sheโ€™ll love it too.

    See you some day,
    Me

    Dear Kristen,

    Hope you enjoy your birthday, you only have a couple of more before you start hating it because it is all going downhill. But I have to tell you, you canโ€™t be able to drink in the States and still not be eloquent, yes, the world of adults is cruel like that, but Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ll do fine.
    So happy birthday girl!

    P.S. I dig your taste in scripts/films (minus Twi) and also in guys ๐Ÿ™‚ (well, minus Oregano). See you at the cinema.
    Me

    • 100% agree to “show some skin”, C’mon Rob, I’m so tired of white shirts up to your chin, I wanna see cleavage, like now! Danke…

      • unwaxed…Robsmelling cleavage…Dankeschoen!!!

      • (How is it possible to loose a reply???) So again…

        Unwaxed…Robsmelling cleavage…Dankeschoen!!!

        • Yeah…now it shows up!!! Strike the second one ๐Ÿ˜€

    • RG – You want Robcleavage? hahahaha

      Anyway…

      Dear Kristen,

      Now that you’re 20, can you promise to let go of the teenage angst?
      Happy birthday and such.

      Me

      • YES, He’s trying hard to cover the Pretty! Not d’accord!

  9. “How old is Dakota again?” FTW!!

  10. you forgot to mention sweden is mainly awesome because it gave the world alexander skarsgard, who plays only THE hottest vampire in recent memory. oops, did i say that on LTR?! haha. i still love rob, too.

    • you’re NOT the only one who thinks that, anne! I don’t really agree although he is hot stuff!

      • Blahhhh. Blahh Blahhh.

    • Such blasphemy!

    • ANNE I LOVE YOU!

    • Did someone mention ERIC? Ears & hormones go on immediate alert….YUMMY.

    • Oh sweet Jesus, ERIC. If Edward is godlike and chisled from marble, Eric is godlike and chisled from sex.

      • YES!

  11. “โ€ขFind Pattinson Pants Lady and pay her to be โ€œStewart Shorts ladyโ€ for one day. (PS: WE MISS YOU PPL!!)”

    ROTFLMAO!

    Happy Birthday, Kristen!

  12. “Itโ€™s all downhill after 20!” — bahahaha. Oh my am I glad there’s still a few days to go until I am 20…

    Happy Birthday Kristen!

    BTW when I saw that “Planned Parenthood” – Porn I just had to think about that interview with the whole “I want to be a young dad” thing… *sigh* I would love young dad Rob… *swoon*

    HEY! Now that would be a present right? A baby from Rob! Can I have that one on my 19th birthday? (because I am waaay too impatient to way until my 20th).. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    http://wp.me/pM4fl-m1

    • B…a sparkly baby for your 19th?
      like sparkly nights?
      like sparkly diapers?
      like sparkly no B.-life anymore to spend with the sparkly father?
      I dunno, just cancel “sparkly” and think of “shit”, could be reality….or not!

      ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Thanks for the reality check, Robgirl:(

        โค
        me

        • LOL!!!
          Lion, RG does put things in perspective for us, doesn’t she.
          โค

      • Dear rg thanks for ruining my day! Lol j/k ๐Ÿ˜‰

        and no having kids is not the end of life…
        Maybe it’s just my youngish age but I think having a baby is not a bad idea.

        After all Dick & Claire must have thought the same or we wouldn’t be able to obsess over their fuckhawt son!

        And when you talk about ‘sacrificing’ your life for a child. I want to say thank you to mums all over the world who gladly agree to do this! Yay!

        While I am reading this through I realize that maybe this could be taken as an offense.
        BUT this is clearly not meant to be an offense so please don’t take it as one!

        Lots of love,
        B

      • and btw RG… Who said I wouldn’t be on birth-controll… ?

  13. Yay! Robporn Friday!!!!

    That is all.

  14. Itโ€™s all downhill after 20!

    so true,so sad

    • Now…now…don’t feel sad che…remember RMmsg…live every moment of your life and enjoy it…even if you’re 30…40…50…90…

      Rob…sais…the older…the better…the hotter!!!

      • Rob says ”= Konfuzius says…
        VERY true and VERY wise!

        • Veeeeeeeeeery true!!! Rob=Kofuzius…lol

    • well i feel sad cuz 19 is kinda a turning point in my life in a bad way.
      i made some bad decisions(well 18 was worst with some health problems too) and kinda couldn’t manage to make it up yet.
      only what i remember is that i was so deeply in love and gave up living my own life,forgot my real ambitions ,lost my courage bal bla bla
      i feel so old and tired since i’m 20 and even my sis is shocked why is that,why i’m feeling in that why without any real reason

      sorry i felt like i’m sittin’ on a therapist’ chair ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Been checked for depression Che? Off to the Drs with you…seriously. You’re too young to feel that bad for no reason. Hope you feel better soon. XXX

      • We’re here for you, che! But really, what eatmyjorts said.

      • I said it befor and I’ll say it again and I seriously mean it…LTR is like therapy, just talking to you here makes me feel way better…and trust…I had my share of depression…

        Hang in there che…love you sista!!!

        • PS…doesn’t my avi look sort of depressed??? Nah…just sexy!!!

          Please send me a smile che!!!

      • oh luv u girls .this is something about being pessimist or insecure and it’s more a caracter thing i guess
        and yes been at LTR helps,at least make me laugh everyday

        and did i get the whole of these thumbs up’ as a suggestion to go to teraphy?

        again luv u all LTR galls and i’m ok don’t panic

        ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  15. THIS IS PERFECT!
    Happy Birthday, KStew. You’re a big girl now!

  16. I think I better write a comment, because I’m actually from the awesome country know as Sweden.. I just have to tell you some sad news; they’re not planning to show The Runaways here, and it sucks so bad, because I really wanna see it, like now! So Rob can’t buy out all the tickets for Kristen.. But anyway, she’s still kind of famous here ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Well, happy b-day Kristen!

    • WHAT? you just RUINED KRisten’s Birthday!!!!

      I LOVE IKEA

      :):)

      • IKEA is awesome, everybody has some “MOPPE” or “BILLY”….<3

        • I have Billy!

          • Many Billy. Also Oppli.

    • So do you know Alexander Skarsgard?
      just kidding.

      I live near President Obama in Washington, DC and I don’t know him either.

      YES I just compared Obama with #HotAlex on LTR. I win!

      • Who hates janetrigs today? Sheesh, enough with the thumbdowns. Just because Alex has the beauty, age AND experience, whereas Edward (love him too) doesn’t.

      • everyone hates janetrigs

        jk
        see you soon janet. drive faster. let’s DO this

  17. Yay!!! Great job, Forum Girls!!!

  18. I love making Robporn. I really really wish I could make a profession of it.

    • I’d pay you for it. Do you accept old Twilight trading cards as payment? I have the rare and valuable Buttcrack Santa card!

    • I’ll pay you toooooo!!!

  19. Dear Kristen,

    I am not congratulating you. Nothing personal. I just think that once you have gotten hot and heavy with The Rob you need no b’day presents anymore for the rest of your life.

    Love,

    Me

    P.S. Enjoy your goulash!

    • Nothing personal…lol…THAT’S why I’m waiting for YOU every day…LMFAO!!!
      No b’daypresent eva…if ya have Rob!!!

    • Ha! lmao Cath! the world is NOT fair…..
      and Gulasch is quite yummy, if the meat is best!!!

      ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Hi Mel! Hi RG! Not fair indeed and I agree about the goulash! (it was me being nice to K…)

      • You were SO nice…you said “dear” and “the MAN”….
        what’s up there in bicycle-land with “the Runaways”?
        here in Kartoffel-land nada, and I really want to see that film ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

        …some info?

        • There’s no info on the release date RG, but I will look into it and let you know!

          • Bedankt Cath! I saw only the trailer since now, Kristen sings and all in all it is supposed to be an awesome film!

          • Hey I was soooo sick and tired of seeing just the one downthumb on every single one of your posts I thought I’d make it interesting and downthumb a little more!!! As you dudes know downthumbs count as double upthumbs…it’s all WIN.
            Hugs. โค โค

    • I would TOTALLY trade bday presents forever for Rob forever!

      Nevermind the fact that I don’t get presents anymore, anyway ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Okay, who thumbs down Cath? Someone crossed the line.
      Listen up, you h00rs, go finished your homework.

      PS: no one thumbs down around here but ME. Got it?
      Jules = Hater

  20. The first one if my favorite. That would be a hell of bday present.

  21. AHEM, Sweden also, home of #HotAlex, Alexander Skarsgard. I mean HELLLOOO!

    • LOVE that man. ugh…

    • @Jane- Scarsgard… tall blond GOD like Viking!!! –sigh.. Did you see his rubber Ducky Video? This defies description…. (too bad Robbie doesnt like to bathe).. anyway.. enjoy ya’all

  22. I swear to God, if Rob would buy all the saloons in Sweden I would hunt him down.

  23. Dear Rob,

    It is my birthday on Sunday and I am turning…guess..23! ha! same age as you!! now , if kristen does not accept any of these..handshakes..or something else…that you’re giving her, please feel free to come find me. I’ll be waiting in Vegas…next to the bar.

  24. Kristen who?
    *****
    BTW in those Bel Ami pics.. he IS looking a bit older– like he went from 23 to mid 30 ish..
    Robbie, take better care of yourself honey, otherwise we’ll be calling you creepy uncle Rob instead of sugar daddy Rob.

  25. I’m gonna say a very happy birthday to KStew, she’s alright in my book. I even think it is cool she cut her hair for Runaways. When are you going to be stupid if not in your teens.

    Now, she’s 20, time to class it up ๐Ÿ™‚

    Also, I’m slightly in a confused state of mind, followed some links to figure out what “The Tuck” is… :O I don’t know what to say…

    • Lol ladies..we have a “the tuck” virgin! first time seeing “the tuck” definitely leaves you a little dazed and confused!

      • Seeing “the tuck”.. will leave you breathless… (ahem)

      • LMAO! “tuck-vergin”…..great!

      • I’m alright now.
        It was a bit painful at first, but pleasure was greater in the end ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Breathe honey ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Hi Laura.p
      “the tuck” is a scene in Little Ashes, Rob infront of the mirror……..ahemmm….well…..nekkid and tucked…

    • Laura P – He tucked away RobJunior for a little while.
      I disapprove. I wanted him untucked.

      • Jules, seriously girl, two times “little” in one sentence with Rob and “tucked” is NOT fair…I DOUBLE disapprove ๐Ÿ™‚

        • HAHA – He can’t just get nekkid and then hide, it’s unfair.
          Cruel and unusual punishment.
          He mustn’t tuck, he should be free and hang loose.

    • A TUCK VIRGIN!!!!!

  26. I will never tire of the “birthday sex” gif.

    Thanks, UC.

    p.s. Happy Birthday, Kristen. YOu are the most fortunate person alive…

    • Guess, what was my first action????
      โค

      • I dunno…I mean…I dunno…

        TELL ME!

        • GREAT…now I forgot……so weird….ahemm…yeah ๐Ÿ™‚

  27. Before RM. thst birthday sex gif was the best,
    But now, it’s Tyler and Ally for the win

  28. Dear Rob,
    i litrally MฤฐSSed u
    i don’t know why (yes the pants) but the whole Bel Ami thing dosen’t work for me,i don’t get exciting for any new videos or pics-eventhough i like the script and am sure u’ll look hot in the movie-
    but this pic made my day and remaided me that u are still the same.it’s excatly like a pic from Twi days

    โค che

    • let me see…3 glasses of wine..check,shadows under the eyes…check, beanie….check..,stained-shirt…check, comic con-plaid…check…yeah..it’s Rob !
      Dear Rob, if you need some company…..just let me know…(or not)
      ๐Ÿ™‚

  29. Kinda OT here (because I have nothing to add regarding KScowl turning 20)… man, I remember when I turned 20. I was drunk in Mexico all weekend. From what I am told, it was rad. But I digress.

    For those who may not have started reading cosmoandmarvar’s LiMB on FF, you really have to — it is just simply the best.

    OK, rec done… carry on!

    • ๐Ÿ˜€

  30. Ok, here’s my birthday present for Stewie.. this is another Stuie.. TomStu.. at his Waiting for Forever premier in NYC yesteday 4.8.2010 ..enjoy his awkwardness.
    PS it sounds like the script was initially given to his Lordship Sparklepeen, but Tom wanted it and took it.

    • ‘his Lordship Sparklepeen’ BAHAHAHAA!

      *sigh* TomStu is so hot.

    • Helloooo Tom? That is Rob’s suit….!

      • I love it that you know every little item of clothing (among others) of his…and I love it that they share clothes…such deep friendship…immagine Tom now can smel Rob on him and viceversa (don’t think the suit was washed…eh I mean…I wouldn’t…wash it).

        • NOT washed, can see some Rob-hips….hahahaha

          • I need to buy me some NOT-washed Robshirts…do ya know if anything is on sale???

    • I love how Tom found the script!!!

      • @Mt.Lion-
        Re: How TomStu found the script..
        “He was sleeping on a friends couch.. and it happend to be on the table.. ”

        I guess it would seem awkward if he had said he picked it up in his friends bedroom…while he was dozing on his friends bed.. and said.. “say.. what is this bit? can I have it? you don’t want to do it right? I’ll do it.. “….

        (I wonder if he ever thinks passing on Twilight to Rob was a big mistake or does he think he dodged a bullet?).

    • Tom,pls take what u want from Rob’s wardrobe but not this one
      the holy gray suit need to be wearin just by him
      no no i don’t wanna see this ,it’s perfect just on HHH

  31. Happy Birthday to Stewie. Lucky beezy.

    P.S. I LOVE Rob porn!!!!!

  32. Is it me or is TomStu wearing one of Robbie’s suits? The benie looks familar.. so does the suit.. but TomStu is only like 5’Ft 8 or 5’Ft.9.. while Robbie’s like 6’Ft.1 … Those boys are always wearing each other clothes.. like that movie about the Traveling Pants….

    The pants look a little baggy in this film at the bottom.. No? —Do you think Robbie helped him hem the suit a bit to fit him?

    Oh TomStu, my tasty little morsel of goodness, you are so shy and awkward.. you also look like you partied like it was 1999 and didnt get any sleep.. hence the dialated eyes..
    oye vey.

    • sorry Hermes I didn’t read your comment, just saw the video…lol
      that’s def. Rob’s suit from the Today Show…oh my….script and suit……lol

      • @robgirl.. I THOUGHT IT WAS ROB’S GREY SUIT TOO!!..
        It looked familiar.. and now I know it to be true!!

        But.. Robs way taller than tomstu.. hence the baggyness at the bottom.. –(he’s wearing waffle-stomper hiking boots with that suit)…
        I know he wants to be Hobo.. but can he at least be Tom Ford hobo???
        At least he left the tulips and ducky sweater in Budapest with his Lordship Sparklepeen..

        • Tom is still growing…not so much difference anymore….lol
          โค

          • But Rob looked sexier in it RG..right???

  33. BTW, I’ll gladly take a drive to Planned Parenthood for my b-day, with Rob.

  34. Your RobPorn makers are really #goo! I think they deserve a raise ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Yes. This. If I could make money making RobPorn I would be a rich woman. The ideas. They just come to me. TWSS.

  35. Hey… I love it that someone’s going through this blog and giving me (and someothers) a thumbs down when we ship RobStu..

    Hit me again babe… I love the thumbs down!
    RobStuRobStuRobstu.. forever!

    hee hee.—-pftttt..

    • Today is thumbsdown day on LTR.

      I’d give a few, but my thumbing refuse to work now, so…
      Thumbs down all who ship Robstu
      Thumbs down all who wished Kristen a happy birthday
      Thumbs down all who didn’t wish Kristen a happy birthday
      Thumbs down all who gave thumbs down
      Thumbs down all who gave thumbs up.
      Most of all, thumbs Jules!!!

      I’m full of HAAAAAAATE!!!!!

      • Hahhahahaaha. If I could I’d give so many thumbs up for you, Jules that the thumbs up would BREAK.

    • Hermes….I love you……..same for Jules and all the rest of the thumbs-down-club
      hey thumbs-down-people…you spent even one second to read……..hahahahahha
      So go NOW and feel satisfied
      you deserve it!!!!!

  36. RG…Hermes…for all the thumbsdown you got today (for no logical reason at all) I’ll give you dubble-triple thumbsup!!!

    • that was the exact thing what i was going to ask. wtf?

    • well , Mel, that’s normal, when you say something about Kristen…like whatever you say…..it’s the same………people love to fight, that’s it………
      I trust Rob, that’s it….
      Go ! I will roast my beef on it…………..lol
      like ridiculous……..

  37. I haven’t posted in EONS, but I just had to see what you ladies had up your sleeve for K-Stew’s bday. WOW. I am loving the new Rob-porn.

    Even as Lumiere, Rob is still a sexy specimen. *swoon*

    Take care, ladies!

    • Marz!!!..your back!!

      Now if PinkDolphin would show up…… I miss her “oink” ..

      • Hermes! Still have the current info on TomStu? Haha! I have missed this awesome blog and its awesome posters. I can’t believe that Pink no longer posts. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ How sad. Glad to see you’re still posting, though. I’ll make my visits more frequent.

  38. btw wtf is up w/ the chicks dress behind Lutz it looks like a friggin beach towel.

  39. Happy 20th KS!!! Hope your first adult f#ck is everything you thought it would be!!! Welcome to the club girl friend!!!

  40. I wanted to check in after all the birthday fueding was over..I had an eventful surfing lesson today…

    I discovered the “TUCK” disturbing yet halirous!
    Totally grossed out by the rest of the movie, killed my Rob buzz for the day and that of Salvador Dali to boot.

    Alas I found myself watch all kinds of oddly made video’s on youtube and have come to a few conclusions…

    Kristen is beautiful when not looking like Joan Jett and I I keep forgetting she’s in alot of OTHER movies I like (as a blonde).

    Rob is a dork…really I love dorks but wow he reminds so much of the strugling muscian friends I have it’s insane, and I think they both (rob and kris) have smoked their fair share of weed, hence I just saw the pics of Kris on the porch today, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL BLAZE IT UP….(?)

    But I noticed something else, Rob looks pissed and exhausted in between filming Bel Ami, I bet we see a break from him soon, he looks like he could sleep for days!

    In anycase there were no mentions of he and Kris together today, no big ring like the sun had reported, same ol same ol.


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