Dear Rob,
I was having a friendly little chat with our friend @KStew411 about the craziness in the Twidom as of late & the subject of the feud between your Remember Me kiss vs your New Moon kiss came up. See, I didn’t know there was an actual feud, but apparently the voting started for the nominations for MTV Movie awards, and both of your kisses are up for a potential slot . Instead of saying “Both kisses please” like any normal person, it’s getting serious between those rooting for your New Moon kiss with Kristen & those on “Team Remember Me kiss turning-into-sex against the wall.” KStew411 made a distinction between the fans voting for your NM kiss versus the fans voting for your RM kiss and I thought it pretty accurate. So today I decide to delve deep into all the different kisses you’ve had and make up completely figure out what it means about the fans that like one kiss over another.
If your favorite kiss is from….
Twilight
You are a traditionalist that doesn’t like to try new things. Most likely THIS was your first experience with the beautiful lips of Rob Pattinson. But being a traditionalist is not necessarily a bad thing, because in this first choice of RobKiss, we have passion unlike any other. The passion shown here in this kiss is SO powerful it causes a grown man to be THROWN from the arms of his love and leaves us panting, wanting more (and will keep us wanting more for a few more years). You like the chase. You like the fade to black. You like the wait & and the angst & the tension. Basically you like giving a guy blue balls.
Or you’re a hardcore Robsten shipper. One of the two.
Little Ashes
You’re a little freaky & into a little man-on-man action from time to time. You, unlike most women out there, don’t groan when your man asks you to join him at the bar to watch a UFC fight. And you don’t just go “because they have good wings.” You get a little excited when Georges St. Pierre, in his tight short shorts, wrestles whichever guy he’s about to destroy to the ground and humps him in the name of a sport. You also write 3-way slash fan fiction about Bobby Long, Marcus Foster & Rob Pattinson. And sometimes TomStu.
New Moon
Taylor Lautner for "Almost 12"
If THIS is your favorite kiss- the one without any tongue- you’re probably between the ages of 12-15 and may possibly not have gotten your period yet. What you know of sex is from that book given to you by your mom called “Almost 12,” which teaches you that sex is the worst sin of all and features a drawing of a child coming out of a woman’s never-before-been-groomed hoo-ha and shows you a “typical 12 year old boy” who looks remarkably like Taylor Lautner.
OR the screen went out in your movie theater during the first kiss like it did for me, and you realized how pornographic the kiss sounded without the images. And you liked it:
Bad Mother’s Handbook
Nerds, Geeks, Dorks and Dweebs have always turned you on. It may not be the hottest kiss to look at, but it lights your fire like no other. You appreciate a man who looks out for you- whether it’s warning you about live cultures in frozen yogurt or spinning records at your grandma’s red hat society Saturday parties. So even if you’re still sore from having a baby and not waiting the Doctor-recommended 6 weeks to get busy, you’re willing to get down and dirty against a British bathtub with a guy in a Tommy Bahama shirt any day!
Remember Me
Vodpod videos no longer available.(First of all, let’s shower @lovelynessa on twitter with love today for THAT clip right there!)
If you love the kiss(es) from Remember Me, then you most likely spend your days dreaming up new and interesting ways that you will never have sex with Rob Pattinson. Your father may be a lunatic, but you know a man with anger issues and it turns you on. There’s also a possibility you have a food fetish- more specifically you fantasize about being taken in a big pot of pasta. Throw in a few meatballs and we have at LEAST a double orgasm night.
I myself prefer a little food action (preferably something sweet), while wearing a pair of dorky glasses & a ironic tshirt with a little tension and reserve, ending up in a shower scene with a soundtrack similiar to the sound bite from New Moon above!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
What about you!? Vote on your favorite kiss below! (Yes, I just let you pick one. I’m so cruel)
What kisses did I miss? Like the kissing in The Summer House (Does he date rape her!?)
Don’t forget about The Biggest Loser in the Forum: Start losing April 5th!!
Letters to Rob 
Dear Rob,
That moaning you heard in the theatre during RM, was me. No, I am not embar, for myself either. Watching your hot angry kiss makes me want to get into an argument with you just so WE can kiss and make up (with or withour the wall will work too). Love your passion!
xoxo
Love,
me
By: misty on March 30, 2010
at 8:05 am
Ditto Misty. Every freaking word!!!!
By: kat on March 30, 2010
at 8:43 am
Haven’t seen RM buuut have seen the smoochin’ in the trailers and whatnot. So it gets my vote.
Also, I may have started to sorta maybe ship #Robilie.
By: Jayde on March 30, 2010
at 8:06 am
oh be careful jayde! the robsten crazies might photoshop horns on u as well!
By: chochang on March 30, 2010
at 9:34 am
UC…you ARE cruel girl…I can’t choose! Whatever kiss he wants to give me is fine by me…I JUST WANT HIM TO KISS ME…but ok…if I must…my vote goes to the Twilight kiss!
What can I say…I just looooooooove the torture and the lust that is hidden behind that kiss…it makes my phantasy go wild…asking for more…much more!
And YES…this was my first experience with the lips of Rob, so I’m a little sentimental about this. First love, ya know!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 8:11 am
Torture and lust, yes, me too.
By: The Old One on March 30, 2010
at 12:16 pm
After you pointed out the sex sounds during the NM kiss, I haven’t been able to watch it and not think of that.
My fave is RM. Hands down.
And, like Jayde, I also love Robilie.
By: Jess on March 30, 2010
at 8:13 am
OMG I have not seen RM yet FRIDAY !!!! wooo hooo that loooks sooooooooooo good.
That said it’s Twilight for me I am all about the angst
By: Edible art ? on March 30, 2010
at 8:16 am
Also: am I the only one who did NOT like the Twi bedroom kissing?? Prom scene? F*ck yes. But bedroom I just cannot get on board with.
By: Jayde on March 30, 2010
at 8:17 am
I didn’t not like it, but I didn’t find it that great.
I did, however, adore the prom scene. Minus Bella’s outfit, which I thought was horrendous.
So nope, you’re not the only one.
By: Jess on March 30, 2010
at 8:20 am
The prom scene is the most perfect scene in the movie. It gives me goosebumps.
By: dazzledtodeath on March 30, 2010
at 9:26 am
Girl, are you kidding me?!!!
That was my favorite kiss, the lipsmacking sounds, Rob’s little moan, the way he looks at her as he’s rubbing his hands on her waist/hips before he throws her back on the bed. Whew! It’s a little early for me to be getting worked up like this;) I may or may not have watched that kiss in slow-mo on my dvd player after my husband went to bed (don’t judge me).
By: toooldforthis on March 30, 2010
at 8:32 am
I soooo agree with you tft…his facial expressions alone are to die for…I must have seen that kiss a hudret times and EVERY SINGLE TIME…I f…ing wish I was Bella!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 8:36 am
I mean toft…obviously!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 8:45 am
word.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on March 30, 2010
at 8:43 am
I had to vote this one also, for said reasons. TOFT you cannot imagine the shade of red I have turned right about now. In fairness to RM- havn’t seen if yet but can’t wait!
By: Goodgirlgoneplaid on March 30, 2010
at 8:55 am
Thanks toft, you’re filling my head with all sorts of images between here & LTT. My head is spinning. (In a good way of course.)
By: JacobEdwardsWifeI want that! on March 30, 2010
at 12:28 pm
its ok. this is a safe place to share.. its normal
By: MsLiss on March 30, 2010
at 5:54 pm
I’m with you Jayde. I didn’t like it, either! For one, it was out of character and didn’t fit with the book. Not to mention, the way Edward throws himself against the wall doesn’t make sense with regard to the laws of physics. But, the kiss itself, yeah, it didn’t do it for me.
By: tuesdaymidnight on March 30, 2010
at 8:46 am
YES!!
I get the angst and the sexual tension but it was TOO full on.
I honestly cringe a little/fast forward it.
By: Jayde on March 30, 2010
at 8:48 am
I agree, the way he hits the wall is so fake and chhesy . It looks like he’s been hooked and is being reeled in.
By: dazzledtodeath on March 30, 2010
at 9:28 am
Which is probably how it went :p.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on March 30, 2010
at 12:07 pm
Oh, I agree it didn’t fit with the characters.
But, damn, it was so I hot, I found myself not caring 🙂 !
(And yes, when he threw himself against, the wall, cheesy as hell, but everything before that – have mercy!!)
By: toooldforthis on March 30, 2010
at 9:35 am
Totally agree Jayde. I didn’t like the Twi bedroom kiss either. Ditto to tuesdaymidnight. It just didn’t fit with the book. Plus I was uber-annoyed that KStew wasn’t wearing pants. How did that get by SMeyer?
By: TheColdWoman on March 30, 2010
at 8:50 am
Yes!! Bella Swan wasn’t sitting around in little boyshorts. She was a sweatpants kind of girl.
By: tuesdaymidnight on March 30, 2010
at 9:01 am
I didn’t mind that the kiss was totally not book-correct, because of the hotness factor, but really, I did not approve of the boy shorts. At all.
By: The Old One on March 30, 2010
at 12:22 pm
Well in the book for their 1st kiss Edward was wearing a sleeveless white shirt with the top few buttons undone and a tan sweater – and Bella was wearing something similar – Yuck where does Smeyer live 1991 ??? Are you telling me the words “Hold very still, I just want to try one thing” have no effect on you ? are you made of stone ? I am trembling just typing it ha ha
By: Edible art ? on March 30, 2010
at 12:47 pm
EA, sorry I wrote before reading your post.
xoxo
lion
By: mountainlion on March 30, 2010
at 1:04 pm
No worries !!! it had to be said !! lol
By: Edible art ? on March 30, 2010
at 1:12 pm
I think someone needs to re-edit her books with better clothing choices for everyone. It can be the special fashionista edition (or the anyone who hates khaki and doesn’t live in 1991 edition).
By: fayted17 on March 30, 2010
at 2:48 pm
I still get goosebumps when I see that very scene:) ANd when he says “hold still I want to try one thing” I can actually have an orgasm!!!
Oh Yeah !!! That scene doesn’t get old with me.. I LOVE IT! although it leaves me wanting MORE!!! bummer:(
By: allcullen on March 30, 2010
at 9:45 pm
Um, may I suggest reviewing it again two or ten times. It grows on you, believe me.
By: The Old One on March 30, 2010
at 12:18 pm
Hi Jayde,
I think I got on board with the Twi b-room kiss right away because he says:
“I just wanna try one thing.
Don’t move.
Be perfectly still.”
He is the master of the slo-mo and I ❤ that hard!
And the fact that I could see his mouth didn't hurt either.
xoxox
lion
By: mountainlion on March 30, 2010
at 1:01 pm
Oh yes, I saw the movie before the books so had no idea if what I was seeing was accurate.
I loved the RM kissing but was longing to have more light in that room?
By: mountainlion on March 30, 2010
at 1:19 pm
You had to make it difficult didn’t you UC.
After having seen RM for the second time today, I’m definitely going to have to vote for RM.
By: quitesimplyepic on March 30, 2010
at 8:26 am
I just saw RM for the second time this weekend. I took my Mom, and as cool as my Mom is, watching those sex scenes was a liiiiiiiitle bit uncomfortable.
By: Katie S on March 30, 2010
at 9:09 am
Haha, you are brave for taking your mom! I can’t watch sex scenes w/ my parents!!!! I feel so uncomfortable, what if she starts thinking I did the same thing? LOL
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 3:31 pm
Wait… Are you a Mom? I think your Mom may be aware that you’ve done the same thing. 😀
By: Katie S on March 30, 2010
at 4:56 pm
I’m married and a mom, my mom still doesn’t know I’ve had sex. 😉
By: snowwhitedrifted on March 30, 2010
at 10:05 pm
I like any rob-tastic kissing scene.. although I’m holding out for Bel Ami.. orgy beats kisses any day when you’re a perv I guess
I have a top hat fetish too apparently
By: owl_ransom on March 30, 2010
at 8:28 am
Yeah, I’m discovering all kinds of 19th century clothing fetishes I never knew I had, too.
By: The Old One on March 30, 2010
at 12:24 pm
Orgy beats kisses any day!
I’m with you girl!
By: whiteflower723 on March 30, 2010
at 2:43 pm
yeah.. I just read this
” It is true that he takes part in an orgy in the movie. The scenes were filmed at Crossness Pumping Station in London.”
I’m such a perv… snickering that they filmed the orgy at the “pumping station” hehehe
By: owl_ransom on March 30, 2010
at 3:25 pm
OMG, t’s definately Twilight for me , not because it’s the best kiss, but it was the first one for me ! so much angst and desire , and love the deleted scene about that very kiss:)
Although, I watched Little Ashes, and thought it was HOT! That movie is soooo romantic. YES! a kiss between 2 guys can be hot ! Especially if one of them is ROB! * am I bad* LOL
By: allcullen on March 30, 2010
at 8:30 am
I agree with you on the Little Ashes kiss. It was kinda hot. That movie was so sad and tragic. I want to see it again.
By: quitesimplyepic on March 30, 2010
at 8:35 am
Rob makes all of us bad…don’t worry…you’re not alone! Bad can be good sometimes… right?
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 8:43 am
DO I have to choose one??!
Gah! Any kiss from HHH would be niiiicccceeeeee. LOL (though – I have the chorus of BBD – “Do me” in my head—- Smack it flip it rub it down – oh noooo) Pant* Pant*
* Fans self ** I should go to work. Thanks for all the dirty thoughts!!
By: Tigerkitten36 on March 30, 2010
at 8:32 am
No mention of the creepiest kiss ever, when he kisses (HAUNTED AIRMAN SPOILER) the aunt he just killed at the end of The Haunted Airman. Of course, if this is your favorite Rob kiss, you should probably be dismissed from LTR permanently. I am a big fan of the fantasy kissing in the middle of the movie though . . . older woman, younger Rob. Don’t need an analysis of why I like that one.
By: tiffanized on March 30, 2010
at 8:32 am
YES YES and Yes again…and you don’t have to ask me why!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 8:47 am
That kiss was sick, but also so beautiful… Rob’s profile and the shadows…I liked it.
By: JellybeanRainbow on March 30, 2010
at 8:49 am
Ah! You HAD to bring that up, didn’t you, Tiffanized??? Time to go watch the RM clip again…
By: Katie S on March 30, 2010
at 9:07 am
There was that one kissing scene in HA that was all about the handporn, his hands sort of resting on her shoulders. Mmmm. But on the downside, all I could think about during the kissing scenes, was “ashtray mouth! ashtray mouth! EW!”
By: The Old One on March 30, 2010
at 12:28 pm
That whole movie is cigarette porn. Former smokers can’t even watch it, I hear.
By: tiffanized on March 30, 2010
at 7:07 pm
You forgot about the Cedric Diggory kiss…granted we didn’t actually SEE or HEAR him and Cho kiss but the way he throws his arm over her shoulder (I think in the extras of GoF) and the intensity of how he looks at her while they dance at the Yule Ball…you KNOW they were dry humping in the back of a horseless carriage until Snape came and interupted them. Cockblocker.
He was a stud, granted 17 but legal in Georgia so I’m good.
By: sassysmart on March 30, 2010
at 8:36 am
legal at Hogwarts
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on March 30, 2010
at 8:45 am
Why do you think his cheeks were always so pink?
By: JodieO on March 30, 2010
at 9:08 am
EXACTLY!! He was a 17 yo boy at a co-Ed boarding school. Even MOANING Myrtle knew what was up!
By: Sassysmart on March 30, 2010
at 9:56 am
Am I the only one who upon re-watching Goblet of Fire, was really really wishing there was a Cedric figures out the clue in the bath outtake? It did take him a lot longer and “Almost all the bubbles were gone”, oh Moaning Myrtle, you are a perv after my own heart.
By: fayted17 on March 30, 2010
at 3:15 pm
oh so he IS a White Christian boy from LA…..I thought that was only in the book
(that’s for YOU, The font & White Yorkie)
By: unintendedchoice on March 30, 2010
at 9:54 am
Cedric…blushes…too much…
The Rob blushes win every time!
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 10:34 am
Oh the Rob blush is to die for.
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 2:52 pm
Love this! and the replies? seriously made me almost choke. Snape IS a cockblocker, you can just tell by looking at him!
By: AJ on March 30, 2010
at 5:19 pm
That NM kiss makes me giggle maniacally every time I hear or see it 😛
I haven’t seen RM, but that clip is funny how it takes Robler 3.87 minutes to make his way over to what’s-her-nose, and he s..l..o..w..l..y reaches out for her face- and the clip jumps to them humping like street dogs.
I can’t choose, I simply can’t! I love me ALL of Rob’s kisses, even the ones on his Granny’s papery, powdery cheek ❤
By: obava on March 30, 2010
at 8:37 am
Remember Me kiss. Any of them. Hands down.
Don’t get me wrong Robward’s kisses are smokin’, but he’s holding back so as to not hurt his Bella (gag). But Robler has no such qualms and, as such, is a freaking sexy machine. Love the rage and the general horniness.
By: kat on March 30, 2010
at 8:47 am
Why can’t I stop thinking about the honeymoonkisses we are (hopefully) going to see in the near future??? I’m a bit timetraveling right now…but…in my phantasy…the ripping pillows and destroing bads…ehhh…you know what I mean…somehow overshadow all the agryagainstthewall RMkisses!
What??? I’m out of context??? Oooops….sorry!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 8:52 am
And shredded black lacy lingerie.
By: superhumanmoron on March 30, 2010
at 10:23 am
And just like that I’m in a very happy place.
By: JacobEdwardsWifeI want that! on March 30, 2010
at 12:39 pm
And you’re dreaming if you think the screenwriter or that evil Summit is gonna give us anything remotely as hot as RM.
By: TLG (shippingRobuit) on March 30, 2010
at 10:42 am
You really think Summit is going to ruin it for us again??? Man this movies…no these books shouldn’t be for teens only…I want a bit more fire, if you know what I mean…Robfire…
IS ANYBODY STILL HERE OR AM I TALKING TO MYSELF!!!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 2:37 pm
Oh my God!!!!!!!! I haven’t seen RM yet as its not out yet in the UK. However, I’m going to see it on Friday, and by the look of this kiss I am going to be sliding off my seat!!!!!!! Cant wait!!!!
By: GuitarGirl on March 30, 2010
at 8:49 am
ive just caved to spoilers for that RM kiss………. jeez roll on friday release day!!!
By: suzanne on March 30, 2010
at 5:28 pm
@lovelynessa- bless you!
By: Meg on March 30, 2010
at 8:58 am
Dear UC thank you for another fabulous post darling 🙂
Dear @lovelynessa thank you for supplying the dirt (remember to keep your curtains closed cause you never know who is watching or listening) 🙂
Dear DH, it’s a shame you have already left for work cause after watching that clip, you might have just received some post breakie nookie.. 🙂
x
By: Cazza on March 30, 2010
at 9:01 am
Look at all the Remember Me Kiss fans! I, also, adore this kiss the most. I suppose it’s all in the mood, time of the month, preceding conversation, etc. But that RM kiss is just on FIRE!
But um… this? “Basically you like giving a guy blue balls.”
…is hilarious. And awesome. And one of the only reasons I respected Bella in Eclipse. Team Blue Balls!
By: Katie S on March 30, 2010
at 9:05 am
My favorite part about the RM kiss is when Rob goes in for a boob grope, then remembers that he’s playing Tyler and they don’t want an R rating. It’s when they are laying in bed and they start smooching all over again. Go back and watch it.. I’ll wait..
By: JodieO on March 30, 2010
at 9:10 am
It’s round about the 2:30 mark.
By: JodieO on March 30, 2010
at 9:12 am
I only noticed that the second time I saw it in theaters! Then I thought, “how could I have MISSED that?!” Rob is naughty… I hope.
By: Katie S on March 30, 2010
at 9:24 am
Okay Jodie, get out of my head! I was thinking the same thing when I saw that video a few days ago. I’m not gonna lie, I thought, “Hmm, so that’s how Rob would do it. Go for boob after a 2 second kiss.”
You can almost see his mind working. PG-13.Must.Not.Grab.Boob.
By: toooldforthis on March 30, 2010
at 9:58 am
But before they start kissing it looks like Emilie’s character is hold his hand right over her boob. Smart girl.
By: Katie S on March 30, 2010
at 10:35 am
Yep definitely an attempt at *boobgate* then goes for *buttgate* instead….i dies.
By: Cazza on March 30, 2010
at 9:56 am
Dear UC,
You know I love you…seriously I do…you are like the closest thing I have to Rob…yes…you just bring me closer to him, what can I say…BUT…did you have to bring this topic up today girl???
It’s the week befor Easter and I am really trying to be a good girl…now…after watching all these videos I have to go for confession on Friday!!! My mind is so full of lust and seduction and Rob’s moaning…ahhhh…i think you know what I mean!!!
Love you
Mel
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 9:14 am
i DO know what you mean:) And I’m sorry.. sorta.. but not really:)
By: unintendedchoice on March 30, 2010
at 9:59 am
I know…and nah…you don’t have to…be sorry…I LOVE IT…JUST LOVE IT…AND YOU!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 10:02 am
OK I’s somewhat of a nonsten but I would kind of like the NM kiss to win just to see what stunt they pull at the awards, the non-kiss last year was actually kind of amusing.
By: Just me on March 30, 2010
at 9:19 am
Hard choice-I’d watch Rob kiss anyone, even his dog.
I chose the RM kiss, because a) it was in the midst
of real action-no backwards leap into the wall b) Rob wasn’t wearing lipstick and c) no mullet.
I also love the LA kiss- I do think guy on guy action is hot. I was actually hoping for more.
I love Daniel Gale-young love gets me every time. I’d drag him into my room too.
Lastly, the Twi and NM kisses have a special place in my heart. The Twi kiss is pretty hot, and I love the NM for Rob’s sexy groan at the end. Both could be improved by replacing the mullet.
By: dazzledtodeath on March 30, 2010
at 9:23 am
I’m with you DTD
By: niahid on March 30, 2010
at 10:52 am
What about the Jizz in my Pants New Moon kiss?
That’s my fave!! 😉
By: Shleeeigh on March 30, 2010
at 9:27 am
Easiest choice EVER – the Remember Me kiss, i.e. the morning sex with Rob. I haven’t seen the movie yet, maybe I’m just waiting to watch it in the privacy of my own home. DAMN DAMN, beautiful man.
By: boomingranny on March 30, 2010
at 9:45 am
Ladies, it’s time for me to go…I’ll leave you with our daily dose of Robpornmusic…
See you later!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 9:48 am
Woot Mel! Fever indeed…
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 10:27 am
first of all,
“New Moon- I am 12 & hate french kissing”
LMAOOO!!
second, you’re welcome! I just want you to know I didn’t record the clip… just saved it when I found it online lol.
and as much as I love the RM kiss, I’m pretty sure I love the Twilight one more. sigh!
By: lovelynessa on March 30, 2010
at 10:19 am
Thank you thank you thank you…
By: Dixie Rae on March 30, 2010
at 6:51 pm
Thank you Thank you Thank you! Didn’t think I’d get to see that again till the DVD came out. Guess I was a good girl this week……..
By: OutOfMyElement on March 30, 2010
at 8:35 pm
Ah…Kissing Rob…
Um…kissing in general, haha.
Thursday I can finally see the RM kissing!
Yay! I feel a video coming up…
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 10:21 am
Cath, I hear ‘ya!
I’m conflicted.
Any Robkiss is WIN.
Any Robkiss that doesn’t include me (or an LTR girl) FAILS.
I’m a jealous delusional h00r.
By: Jules on March 30, 2010
at 11:43 am
Haha, we all are Jules. We all are! 😉
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 12:45 pm
I picked the RM kiss, though I was recently introduced to the grunt/groan birthday kiss in NM and enjoyed it (with my eyes closed) immensely.
By: Jules on March 30, 2010
at 1:07 pm
With your eyes closed…There’s a great idea if I ever heard one!
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 1:43 pm
Mountainlion suggested that method, here, try it:
By: Jules on March 30, 2010
at 1:59 pm
Love it Jules! But I can’t reply to the vid, so I’m doing it here.
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 3:05 pm
Ah, seems I didn’t need to worry, haha.
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 3:06 pm
Hope you closed your eyes, cuz that’s normal!
By: Jules on March 30, 2010
at 7:14 pm
I totally love your avi!!
By: katiebird on March 30, 2010
at 5:39 pm
Thanks Katiebird! Love yours too!
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 7:25 pm
“You also write 3-way slash fan fiction about Bobby Long, Marcus Foster & Rob Pattinson. And sometimes TomStu.”
She gathers her papers, only just saving them from the face punch she spilled in her haste. Clutching them protectively to her chest, her crazed eyes narrow. “Who told?!” she demands, but it’s too late. You have already seen the damning phrase ‘ducky sweater’.
By: JodieO on March 30, 2010
at 10:22 am
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!
By: robsten4life on March 30, 2010
at 10:40 am
HAHA….. when you tweeted that pic of your face punch drink the other night i saw the papers in the background. you can’t hide from me. moohhahaha
By: unintendedchoice on March 30, 2010
at 10:58 am
Damn! That’s the second time twitpic has screwed me! =P
By: JodieO on March 30, 2010
at 11:15 am
i need to excuse myslef & get a pantyliner & then I’ll be back to review these again.
By: amynkansas on March 30, 2010
at 10:25 am
My vote is for a kiss you did not include. New Moon’s kiss by the car is not the only one….the best NM kiss IMO is the reunion scene.
By: loving40s on March 30, 2010
at 10:26 am
Ooh, I saw your comment after I commented. You make a fair point. I like the reunion kiss better, but it wasn’t hot. It was sad and sweet and then there was the explaining. Ugh. I’m sorry but Melissa Rosenberg RUINED that scene. That scene was incredible in the book. It made you want to bawl and scream and clap. But in the movie there was too much explanation. Too much reasoning. It should have been more heartfelt. I don’t blame the actors (though I think their chemistry in NM took a nosedive from Twi) – I blame that damn screenwriter.
By: TLG (shippingRobuit) on March 30, 2010
at 10:33 am
but is there tongue?
By: unintendedchoice on March 30, 2010
at 10:58 am
Asking me to choose is like telling me to pick which of my children I like best. Impossible!
But, having given this considerable thought, I’ll put them in order of hotness:
RM
Twi
Little Ashes
NM
BMH
Huh. That wasn’t so hard after all.
The Little Ashes scene on the rooftop patio was pretty hot, IMO. And I have no idea what UFC is.
I’m in no way a Robsten shipper (hello, Robuit!), but the Twilight kiss was everything we wanted to see from the book, on screen. The NM kiss was eh. I thought he looked like he j—ed in his pants (I got the memo, Moon, we can’t use that word anymore) rather than looked like he was really into the kiss. If it’s between NM and RM, RM wins hands down. But since the MTV movie awards are fan-based, NM will win because of the crazies.
By: TLG (shippingRobuit) on March 30, 2010
at 10:30 am
I think you’re right, NM will inevitably sweep the awards – last year was justified (I vote Twilight btw) but based on that clip, RM>>>NM.
I’m willing to vote NM at the MTV awards just to avoid the possibility of Kristen/Dakota doing a Ryan/Rachel-style acceptance speech
By: geekmagnet on March 30, 2010
at 10:52 am
@ TLG I agree w/you in that order — I thought that there was just so much more passion in RM than in any of the others. *Morning Sex Kisses Morning Sex Kisses Morning Sex Kisses*
On the flip, there was still something to the pent up azure ball inducing kisses in Twi and NM that just works, too.
Little Ashes definitely had that “Ohhh, so that is what it’d be like in a three-way with two bi-dudes” vibe and makes the mind wander just a tad 😀 (Although I’d replace Javier Beltran w/Chuck Bass… am I right, UC??)
By: pumagirlsf on March 30, 2010
at 11:06 am
No, no, Javier Beltran is the reason for the hotness of the kissing etc in LA, sorry Rob, but it’s true!
By: The Old One on March 30, 2010
at 12:41 pm
@ TOO – Is it Rob’s super insane mustachioed face and dutch boy haircut that destroys his hotness? That’s what kept effing it up for me until I saw him clean cut in that white suit. And on the bicycles. And the beach scenes. Then it was game on.
By: pumagirlsf on March 30, 2010
at 1:08 pm
I’ll grant you Rob brought it in the bicycle and beach scenes, but I think it’s the non-hotness of the Dali character, as you say, the dutch boy haircut and the mustache, and his egotistical personality, that snuffs out the underlying Rob hotness. So does that mean Rob’s acting skills actually won out over his looks? I guess so!
By: The Old One on March 30, 2010
at 1:24 pm
I believe you are correct! I’m sure that would please him to no end, too… knowing that he is appreciated as an actor as well as a God.
Rob, if you are reading this later tonight while eating Hob Nobs in bed, please let us know if you agree. And also what you are wearing.
By: pumagirlsf on March 30, 2010
at 2:12 pm
ABsolutely right!! I became a fan of Javier Beltran as well:) what a fantastic movie, it sparked my interest in poetry again:) I’m glad that Rob made a movie like “Little Ashes” , it showed me also that ROB was looking for good roles in which to grow as an actor. And they were HOT!!! JAvier Beltran was really HOT!!
By: allcullen on March 30, 2010
at 9:59 pm
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 10:35 am
Kissing Art (and Cher), that’s all…
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 10:36 am
Cath,
I liked this, except for the first 20 seconds. That is the creepiest song I’ve EVER heard.
By: mountainlion on March 30, 2010
at 1:47 pm
Hahaha ML, I know right? What was that about? But it was so weird, that it turned awesome again. I guess it’s fitting because the vid feat. Art!
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 2:38 pm
LMAO…Cath you remembered that song…It’s in his kiss…Cher??? With Rob??? It’s a really crazy song!!!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 2:34 pm
It is Mel, it’s really is. Love the song, used to sing it all the time when I was little. 🙂
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 3:26 pm
Yap…me tooo…lol…
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 3:42 pm
Thought he was adorkable in HTB and I hope he does more quirky comedy, but I just didn’t find him sexy with that hair. Sorry, Rob.
By: TLG (shippingRobuit) on March 30, 2010
at 10:49 am
Haha, not sexy, I know…but adorkably cute indeed.
Just thought the vid was funny! And I heart that song!
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 11:01 am
I feel the same way….but it’s Rob so if he looked like that and he tried to kiss me, well I won’t turn him down. HAHA.
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 3:07 pm
I love Mermaids (the movie that song is from). Now there’s a great (awkward) sex scene without showing anything at all.
By: Keisha on March 30, 2010
at 11:25 am
That movie is all sorts of win!
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 12:47 pm
Twilight kiss all the way! It’s all new, exciting, young love…takes me back a few years! :o)
By: Sue on March 30, 2010
at 10:44 am
I love them all but my favorite has to be the second kiss in the gazebo at prom. Not because there is anything spectacular about it in comparison with all of the other hot kisses but because I still swear to this day that I see him slippin her the tongue and I kinda like the naughty aspect of that one – he wasn’t supposed to but got caught up in the moment. *Sigh*
By: justagirl1237 on March 30, 2010
at 10:49 am
Daniel Gale all the way baby! I am pretty sure that he would be very considerate in bed, ifyouknowwhatiamsayingandithinkyoudo!
BTW, you should always wait 6 weeks after having a baby, trust!
Love the post!
By: 3hboyshouse on March 30, 2010
at 11:21 am
Heheehe, I waited 10!
By: pumagirlsf on March 30, 2010
at 11:44 am
LOL, 6 weeks after a baby….oh my gosh, it’s so true! However some are rather frisky and can’t wait. But yes sweeties, take it from from 3hboyshouse, it’s a good advice!
Did u see RM yet? *taps foot*
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 2:30 pm
Ehhhhhmmmmm…six weeks…sorry but if Rob would ask for it I would give it to him 2 days after a baby!!! I think I’m rather frisky and can’t wait. Oh come on it’s Rob we’re talking about…CAN YOU SAY NO TO ROB!!!
Rob, sweety…I would never say no to you…really…neva eva!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 3:31 pm
Clearly you’ve never had a baby come tearing out your vajayjay.
By: superhumanmoron on March 30, 2010
at 6:31 pm
Oh gosh, no mel, 2 days is way too soon!!!! I think Rob will understand! Have you ever had a baby before? LOL I have, trust me on this! Wait six weeks or more!
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 7:53 pm
…and the hubs needs at least 6 weeks to get the visuals out of his head. 😉
By: snowwhitedrifted on March 30, 2010
at 10:23 pm
Oh crap that’s right! Sex’s never the same again after the hubby has seen you give birth!!!
But I could be wrong, I think men recover rather quickly. Haha.
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 10:33 pm
I am still a bad fangirl. Srsly, the hubs is being a turd!!
By: 3hboyshouse on March 30, 2010
at 5:43 pm
You are a bad fangirl, Rob oughta punish you girl. LOL
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 10:34 pm
Can I vote twice? I want the “Twilight: angst” AND “Remember Me: hot, angry”
By: JacobEdwardsWifeI want that! on March 30, 2010
at 11:32 am
Wait I’ll take double-orgasm over “blue balls” any day… 😉 but something is to be said about angst. A little of that could make the double-o that much better; say the worry of getting caught for instance could heighten the thrill. Just saying.
By: JacobEdwardsWifeI want that! on March 30, 2010
at 12:14 pm
I loved the Twilight kiss.. I really did.. it was so… just gaahhh..sweet and teenage… and wow.
But if I’m picking kisses.. sorry… Remember Me Hands down no questions asked!
When they break away, clos up on their faces in profile… and they look at each other, and he brushes her hair out of her face.. and then he sorry.. comes close and then bam lip lock….and then he just take control.. rolls her to her back.. gahhh… (breath kelly just breath)….you can not tell me that isn’t a dream
And the angry hot, “hey, hey hey…..It’s ok… shhhh… It’s ok…” BAM lip lock… hands in hair.. pulling……Bam against the wall… bam against the other wall… and I mean hair pulling…
Yeah.. I’m going with the Remember Me kiss.. If people are honest about it.. they will agree…. it was the hottest of the kisses!
And now I must leave you… I see a very cold shower in my immediate future…
Remember Me Kiss—-hot double dam with a side of … KISS HIM SISTA!
By: Kelly on March 30, 2010
at 12:45 pm
Ok…I just watched the remember me clip at work and now I’m all hot and bothered…….now my browser will permanently be set at LTR for the rest of the day and clicking that play button over and over again when no ones looking!!
I have a special place for all the twi kisses but RM all the way…but its not really fair cuz RM is not just kissing, its just plain out rob making love!!!
By: applepie on March 30, 2010
at 1:11 pm
None of the above…
I’m holding out for the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, for some gold bed Edward kissing.
Wait, do I have to choose? I haven’t seen Remember Me. New Moon’s birthday groan was delightful. Oh, that’s not nominated? OK…um…well, it wasn’t a kiss, but the jimmywhackadingdong scene in Little Ashes is hot.
NO! Wait…the kissing scene at the end of The Haunted Airman…that’s some hot stuff. You know right before he…well, I won’t spoil it, but that’s one killer scene…
Ahem.
By: Leigh Anne on March 30, 2010
at 1:37 pm
Anytime someone pulls Rob’s hair is WIN for me.
I do love the Twilight kisses. You can certainly see Edward’s struggle to keep it together and his little smile after the first kiss is straight out of the book. And by the prom scene he can kiss the vein in her neck without any problem.
I need to watch Twilight for the prom scene. Rob, suit, sideburns, Iron & Wine, dancing, general happiness….
By: Keisha on March 30, 2010
at 2:06 pm
I love both kisses, twi and Rm,I like both because they are different. Twi is just about kissing, and sometimes only kissing is the best. And in Rm is kissing with a lot more actionand it makes this kiss extremely hot, andRob is extremly hot, no matter who is he kissing and how.
By: Gaby on March 30, 2010
at 2:07 pm
So does kissing in a corset make you breathier cuz you already can’t breathe or less breathy cuz you can’t breathe? I need to know what to expect for Bel Ami.
By: Keisha on March 30, 2010
at 2:10 pm
Excellent question Keisha. I think breathier. And then Rob kisses you in a corset, then you better get the smelling salts out!
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 2:31 pm
Well Keisha, I’d like to try that with Rob. 🙂
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 2:37 pm
I love, love, love the Twilight bedroom kiss. I love the desperation, angst and restriction…all that made it even more erotic to me. And yes, both of them smacking and heavy breathing, oh my gosh, that’s sexy.
I know I mentioned this before but one of my favorite parts in that Twi kissing scene is when he was pushing her back onto the bed. His hand was on Kristen’s side and her shirt lifted up revealing skin and then his hand went there. HOT. Not to mention her legs were spread out as he pushed down. *fanning herself* Oh gah I need a drink now.
I love the RM kiss too, the one against the wall ;-). But Twi is my favorite kiss.
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 2:35 pm
SB…we are soulsisters…the twikiss…so hot…and Rob so goegeous and it that black t-shirt,
can’t forget him…just can’t!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 2:43 pm
Two spellingdelemas in one little sentence…well, that sais it all about me and Rob!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 2:45 pm
@Melronin, *waves* how are you? Yes we are soul sisters! I practically Greek too you know? haha.
Anything black looks hot on Rob….or any color for that matter. But black makes him look even more desirable, oozing with sex (appeal).
My head’s in the clouds today so ignore my banter. 🙂 \
XOXO
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 2:46 pm
Sorry, see what I mean? Typo…I meant to say I’m practically Greek. LOL
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 2:50 pm
Oh yes girl…greek blood is in your vains that’s for sure…we have to check that DNA of yours…
The only thing I can think about since yesterday though (after watching the little vid of Rob speaking Hungarian) is…IF HE EVER SPEEKS ONE WORD IN GREEK I AM GOING TO DIE…seriously I will not be able to control myself…is it only me…I think he is soooo f..ing sexy when he speaks foreign languages…and the orgyscenes ofcourse and how we will all be here debating on what was the best kiss and…ok I stop talking now!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 3:01 pm
Mel, ah I’m a bad fan! I haven’t even seen that video of him speaking Hungarian! I tried to go to Robsessed several times yesterday but I have so many interruptions, Dh is off, needed attention. So yeah so I haven’t seen it yet. 😦
I miss Rob and I need a quick fix….right now.
Rob is so sexy when he said that “un petit pou” on French TV….just that 3 liner was enough to cause spontaneous ovulation in women around the world! I can’t wait to see BA. I’m sure it’s gonna be awesome.
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 3:18 pm
Go see that vid of him saying thanks in Hungarian SB. It is SOOOO sweet!
By: Cath on March 30, 2010
at 3:28 pm
Cath, I just saw it!!! Squeeee. He looked goofy and so adorable. Arghhh, I just saw those HQ pics of him on BA too, holy cooooooooooow. I can’t take this anymore, I have no words my dear, no words.
I am done for(yet again). Tomorrow’s another day.
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 3:50 pm
See I told ya so…he is sooooo sweet and sooooo sexy (and thank God they didn’t put a mustache on his face like the book sais…sorry not a big fan of mustaches)
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 4:01 pm
I’m always afraid she kicks him in the sweet spot when he’s laying/pushing her down. There’s a lovely gif of it I think on RobsessedBlog so I end up watching it over and over and over and cringing and cringing and cringing.
I hate feet but oh to be that foot…….
By: Keisha on March 30, 2010
at 2:51 pm
Owwww….hahah, that will be hilarious though. LOL, that’s funny that’s what you thought of, I didn’t even think of that. I was too busy checking out Rob’s butt(in that gif) you mentioned.
OK sorry, but he was wearing tight pants and it was right there so bite me Rob for looking at your “behind”.
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 3:23 pm
It’s 10.17 pm here in Greece…and right now…the only thing I want…I need…is…George Duroy to come and kiss me right here right now…and put me to bed…and then kiss me again….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…you get the picture!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 3:19 pm
Honey, you want Georges or Rob? 🙂
I think if Rob kissed you that you might not fall asleep….you’ll just want more!!!! ifyouknowwhatimean.
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 3:28 pm
Now let’s see SB…I want…Edward to get me started…you know, warm me up…and then I want Tyler to kiss me…to make me a little hotter…and then I want Georges for some French action…you know…right? And for the end I want Rob…and only Rob!!!
Did that answer your Question hunny!!!
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 3:47 pm
Yes indeed!!!! Hahaha, honey you’re quite demanding ;-).
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 3:58 pm
LOL…it’s honey? Really? Not hunny? 😀 If Rob ever reads my comments he will laugh his ass of with my spelling and he will love me too… 😀
By: melronin on March 30, 2010
at 4:09 pm
@melronin – Bees make honey and I love me some Honey Nut Cheerios (the cereal), but it can be whatever you want it to be! I kind of prefer hunny… reminds me of cute little bunnies. And it is almost Easter…..
By: Keisha on March 30, 2010
at 4:26 pm
Melronin, honey is part of my vocabulary, I’m southern LOL. Hunny is okay too, whichever you like! They both sound the same.
For some reaon hunny reminds me of Winnie the Pooh.
Rob would marry you, don’t even worry about the spelling! XOXOXO
By: southernbelle on March 30, 2010
at 7:57 pm
I’m torn between Robali, Geekward, and Robler.
I’m normally not a slash fan but holy moly and all things hairy… that man kiss was hot! My Ovaries twitch remembering. But my fav kiss in Lil ashes was this scene… the torn, angry, i-hate-you-but-i-want-you kiss: http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dali.jpg
SLAP AND KISS! = FUCKHOT! *shivers*
Geek is like, how could you not like?
Robler in RM was fucking FF hot. Automatic win.
idk, but TW & NW kisses didn’t do it for me *shakes head* Open your mouths dumbasses! wtf is that about?! NEXT!
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Point is: Rob has great lips… I have great lips. I think they should meet. *nod*
By: LadyN on March 30, 2010
at 4:26 pm
I am glad the topic changed into something rather innocent after yesterdays discussion *giggle*…
Even though I am sure we could turn it into smth perverted again….
Anyhow:
It was kinda hard (twss) to choose best kiss or any other category for that matter because let’s face it: There were lots of great movies to choose from and the fact that I am robsessed doesn’t mean I’ll only vote for Rob because of that. Truth be told I still did. You know why? Because he DESERVED it!
Can’t wait for more votings to come!
By: Bleriana on March 30, 2010
at 4:34 pm
Hilarious post today UC! Between the laughs and the crazy porno new moon kiss noises I now feel as if I can say my work day is complete. 🙂
By: AJ on March 30, 2010
at 5:22 pm
Ok ladies… I hadn’t gotten around to seeing RM and wanted to make sure I caught it, before it left a nearby theater. So, last Thursday, I realized that was the last night to see my Rob on the big screen! Oh no! I didn’t want to miss him and drove 45 minutes to the theater…had to watch it on the biggest screen in my area. I got to the multi-plex (around 15 theaters) and it was relatively empty. The line was short, so I thought, YAY! No massive crowd to beat for a good seat.
Either way, I ran, did NOT walk, RAN to the right theater and could see it was already dark and I immediately worried that the movie had already started…OH NO!…walked in to the dark and not a soul in site…no one, no-body…just me! And only previews were playing…Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Just me and Rob! Hey, I can dream…
So, for the entire movie I picked the best seat in the middle of the theater and watched Rob without any distractions…not one other person entered and I felt like a queen in my own private theater…me and him…him and me… if you know what I mean?!
My vote is that the hot steamy kisses in RM were the best! I am still in visual mode on some of those scenes…ahhhhhhhhh…big smile on my face… 🙂
UC thanks for another entertaining post & @lovelynessa, kudos for that excellent clip…that’s on automatic replay for me…and an even bigger smile on my face 🙂 🙂
By: robilicious on March 30, 2010
at 5:45 pm
Dear UC, I love U long time!
Let’s see…..now I love the NM Italy kiss cause it’s hot & U know I support the K & R make out sessions. But I gotta go w/ the RM passion. Even tho the lighting was too dark and I couldn’t see lips very well, I know there was tongue involves and sex. Like purple, sex is good! And breathing heavy Rob owns me! Plus Emilie has blonde hair so it’s easier for
me to pretend I’m her. Cause that is totally normal! Yep!
By: Jena on March 30, 2010
at 6:53 pm
As much as I love caterine Hardewicke’s wet dream* ahem* I mean the Twilight kissing seen.
She probably sat back and ate popcorn for that one… 😉 I have to choose Remember Me, I love that movie. 🙂
By: Darkbook108 on March 30, 2010
at 9:11 pm