Why is it disconcerting when I see you put your small wardrobe together is new ways? I saw this picture on Robsessed of you in Budapest while catching up on the weekend Rob news and I thought, wait those jeans don’t usually go with this sweater, or those shoes and why is the jacket open?
What’s going on?
This should be paired with the black jeans or the Nike’s with your initials on them. WHO ARE YOU ROB!? I feel like I don’t even know you anymore!
Speaking of… where did the brown bubble leather jacket go? Did it get a hole in it and you couldn’t patch it up like the Stoli shirt you fixed with the hotel sewing kit? And now that we’re talking about this WHERE in the world has the dadcase disappeared to? Did Dick finally demand you give it back once he realized you stole it out of the attic from a box labeled “Dick’s power suits and business gear – 1985?”
And seriously, I think we need to bring up the black v-neck shirt, where in the HALE did that one go to? Throw everyone else you call a shirt or sweater or whatever you cover your chesticles with away and ONLY wear this one. Next time when you’re at Marks & Spencer stocking up on man-panties just buy like 10 3 packs of these black v-necks. We will never complain. Ever.
And now that you’re wearing all these high waisted nut hugging pants, weird hats and ascots in the set of Bel Ami I really don’t know who you are. Come back to me Rob-who-wears-the-same-outfits-he-has-for-10-years-Pattinson. I miss you.
Follow the cut for a few special announcements
Sometimes I forget how awesome the fandom is and some of the best stuff they’ve created…. while search through our archives last night I found this gem and I just need to share it again.
Rob and the Weasley Twins, Rob doing shots, Rob and Tom Stu, Rob wearing the same outfits 5+ years ago that he still wears today… what else says HAPPY MONDAY?!
Did you start the Big Loser challenge in January ans slack off? it’s okay, so did I… Guess what? We’re doing it again, we’ve come up with a few changes in tasks that didn’t quite work and we’re switching up the wild cards. t’s all about fun, making friends and supporting each other in the challenges that real life faces. You get a point for doing things you do normally… or somethings you should do but might need to do better…
If you want to join in, post a message in the big loser thread in the Flat. We’ll be going until the Eclipse premiere…
Another extra special note:
Happy Birthday to our pal, Rob lover, wonder woman, LTR/LTT contributor and lover extraordinaire, BrookeLockart! We love you Brookie!!!!!!!