Did you know we have a Facebook fanpage for Letters to Twilight and Letters to Rob which is run by a profile with the name “WeluvaRob” (recently renamed to UC & Moon). Yea, we do. Ya know, since we’re big social media nerds and like to connect to your awesome fans any way we can. So from time to time after we send out some friend requests we’ll get an email like this back…
Hi UC & Moon,
I received an invitation from you two on Facebook. Thanks for that. I haven’t accepted yet, because I’m in the closet with him (I wish) and figure if I accept the invitation there will be all kinds Rob stuff that my friends will see and I’ll be seriously outed.
I’d love to be your Facebook friends, but the reason above is why I’ve hesitated.
So you’re saying you don’t want Rob to post on your facebook wall, or “poke you” or send you naughty pictures of him in his trailer? Because like this blog where he writes letters to himself he ALSO runs our Facebook fanpage. Boy, are you missing out. Ok, so maybe he doesn’t run our Facebook fanpage and I can’t say I blame you. Actually, I’m not a fan of us on Facebook either because I’m already TOO connected to these blogs as it is. I don’t need some potential employer finding my blog about Rob via Facebook and wondering what the heck I’m doing at work (editing videos of Rob and Tom Stu, DUH!).
However, by accepting us as your friend, or becoming a fan of the blogs doesn’t mean the floodgates open. We wont immediately start photobombing your profile with pictures of Edward or weird Rob manipulations or leave comments on your wall referencing o your “rob porn collection” for all your high school buddies to see. Though we may go through all your friends and send them a “courtesy message” outting you as a HUGE Rob fan just so you don’t have to. I mean they need to know about your affinity for Drunk Rob or the Candy Heart with a dirty message about Rob’s goodies you submitted for the Valentine’s Day contest.
We may also alert your husband/boyfriend/crush/boy next door that he’ll never never compare to Rob in your book and that they should just be ready to accept they’ll always be second best. We’ll also provide them with the address of the nearest bookstore and instruct them that they should be well versed in all 4 books of the Twilight Saga as well as Bel Ami, Water For Elephants and the Remember Me script that we’ll email him. Ya know so you can have DEEP discussions about while you’re on your dream date with him, which is obviously waiting in line for the midnight screening of Bel Ami where you will point out how Rob will always be the most romantic, handsomest man ever.
Also anytime you post a status update or a link we will immediately “like it” and then comment “Rob would approve.” Did you just enjoy Easter dinner with the fam and ate all of Grandma’s mashed potatoes. SO GOOD! ZOMG? Rob approves! Did you just buy the black boots instead of the brown? Rob approves! Did your High School Class just post a reminder about the 10 year reunion on your wall? Rob approves!
Ok, maybe you shouldn’t accept our request…
So are you a friend of our profile, a fan of the fanpage? Have you outed yourself yet on Facebook or are you seriously in the closet still? What other status messages would Rob approve of?