Dear LTR and Rob,
It has been some months now since I discovered you, and happy as that moment for you never fail to deliver a hearty lol when my day is as depressing as K-stews face. Alas, I’ve not yet had anything worthy to contribute but today….today ladies (and gentlemen?) is the day this changes. My boyfriend stumbled across this uber-lol online….and despite my protests, I had to admit it was rather funny….so sacrilege aside….
Roll up roll up and witness the man who looked like a foot
Keep doing what you’re doing girls, big hugs from Siena in London xxx
So as Siena and her boyfriend have proposed, your face looks like a foot. And well, as sad as it is I have to say this isn’t the first time I’ve heard such descriptions comparing you and your face to body parts and inanimate objects. Other things I’ve heard you look like…
Dude, what’s up with the weird facial comparisons? Sour grapes from jealous boyfriends, or is there something really there? Did one of your school friends smash you in the face with something or did you run into a wall flattening out your face and it’s just never sprung back? Please answer this very important question so that we can get back to the important things like: making fake Rob porn, watching Biel videos on loop and marveling at Dick in a bow tie.
Have you thought/heard this stuff too? Does Rob’s face look like a dumptruck or something else? Feel free to share in the comments. And as always if you have something to tell us or Rob or whoever feel free to write a letter and send it to us! and you just might be featured like Siena some day!