Dear Rob,
When I heard there would be a 10 second teaser clip for the Eclipse trailer I was excited and a little confuzzeled. I mean why is there a teaser clip for a trailer? Isn’t that the purpose of a trailer to be a teaser for the movie? But I wasn’t about to ask questions. We’ve had about zero exclusives from Eclipse so I was glad to take anything I was given. Beggars can’t be choosers after all, right?
I was hoping for some sort of awesome montage or something to really show us the crazy awesome intense-ness (cause that’s a word) that is Eclipse. It seems as though I was forgetting it was only TEN seconds. As in TEN, the small little number ten. So in my infinite wisdom since I hadn’t seen it all day I told UC I would record my reaction and show you all… here’s me and the 10 second teaser clip for Eclipse
please love my hipster glasses with me
Yea that was it, ten seconds. I don’t know what I was expecting maybe a crazy red tinted action sequence where someone gets their head ripped off while newborn baby vampire’s wail in the background? Well if that’s the case, my expectations were a big FAT fail.
You looks good though Rob, all 2 seconds I saw you. I was too busy being distracted by Taylor’s fake beer gut and the khaki korts. Also did Taylor get a majority (of the 10 seconds) of the dialogue and Kristen got NONE? Hmmmm the trailer is already divided Team Edward and Team Jacob.
And now the real trailer will be out today? What was the teaser for again?
One more time!
Themoonisdown
What did you think? Was it a big ol 10 seconds worth of box tease? Will I need to do this all over again with the REAL trailer? Say no. How should I hang those windows behind me? Does Jacob look a little stubby?
After the jump, oh yes- it’s TIME… the REAL DEAL. THE REAL TRAILER:
Are you still going to see Remember Me to see this on the big screen? I WILL!!
We keep talking about it but did you buy your tickets yet? You can buy them (here) in advance on Fandango.
Anndddddd don’t forget to participate in “Remember Me Saturday” this weekend! Who is going again Saturday!? Check out the Remember Me Saturday website for more details
Letters to Rob 
My favorite part of the trailer was the gratuitous shirtless shot of Jacob standing on the mountain. I had The Sound of Music flashbacks.
We were discussing on the forum yesterday, why didn’t we get a gratuitous sparklepeen shot?
Can I just say (without being “thumbs downed”), I am kind of tired of seeing Taycob shirtless? Yes, you have a great body. Yes, we know you worked hard to keep the part of Jacob. Now can you please put a damn shirt on!!
By: toooldforthis on March 11, 2010
at 8:06 am
Poor guy, I bet you he would love nothing better than be allowed to keep his shirt on…in Vancouver..in October.
Please notify the script writer that keeping a young guy shirtless over extended periods of time in freezing temperatures may be considered “cruel and unususal punishment” by the UN!
By: MariaCecilia on March 11, 2010
at 9:39 am
I was expecting more (I don’t know why, because ten seconds is ten seconds) so I was very underwhelmed. But twitter went into overload and I fangirled about it nonetheless.
I can’t wait for the ACTUAL trailer!
By: Jess on March 11, 2010
at 8:09 am
I’ll be back to fangirl harder (twss) for the full tease later…
By: Shleeeigh on March 11, 2010
at 8:17 am
I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed but can you ever just be whelmed??
Sorry. Had to.
By: TheColdWoman on March 11, 2010
at 9:17 am
I think you can in Europe.
By: Shleeeigh on March 11, 2010
at 9:32 am
Yay the upthumbs are BACK, had to giv’ you one for that comment Shleeeigh!
By: Goodgirlgoneplaid on March 11, 2010
at 9:48 am
2 references to 10TIHAY in the same week? I ❤ you all!
By: Keisha on March 11, 2010
at 5:35 pm
they were playing just the tip with us. *sigh*
By: Libby on March 11, 2010
at 8:11 am
Oh my God.
I love you.
That was hilaaaaar!
“Is he fat there?” totally made me LOL.
Seriously though: it was so pointless and so full of cockblock . . . or boxblock, whatevs.
It didn’t even get me excited for the trailer.
Which is live in 47 minutes!!!!!!!!!!
By: Jayde on March 11, 2010
at 8:13 am
30 more minutes!!!
And yes, he kinda looks like he’s got a beer belly in that shot. Apparently forgot to contract his abs in that one.
By: Bella_NaA on March 11, 2010
at 8:30 am
‘Does Jacob look a little stubby?’- the answer is yes!
By: drsaka on March 11, 2010
at 8:46 am
small man – yes
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 8:48 am
15 mins? **pant pant** give me more ROBWARD!
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 8:47 am
He’s been eating too much Häagen-Dazs ever since Bella turned him down.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on March 11, 2010
at 8:57 am
HA! Oh, Alice.
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 9:50 am
seriously wtf?! it was a weird angle that made him look a little paunchy around the middle. how can a 6 pack simultaneously be a beer gut??
By: themoonisdown on March 11, 2010
at 3:16 pm
What? I’ve had a 6-pack and gut for YEARS!
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 3:42 pm
Atleast he doesn’t have a keg, that would be scary.
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 4:21 pm
I love how you can see Jacob reflected in the the hipster glasses!
OK – does the teaser sound like it rhymes to any one else? If you put Edward and Jacob’s dialogue together will you get a rhyming couplet? I think you will.
By: Shleeeigh on March 11, 2010
at 8:17 am
Let’s take those lines and start a sonnet!
“I know the consequences of this choice you’re making
I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating
Choose you must between sparkles and fur
on the subject your boyfriend and best friend do not concur”
Okay… I sound like a combination of Master Yoda and a 13-year old who just discovered Shakespeare.
Whatever! Who’s with me? Add more lines!
By: Bella_NaA on March 11, 2010
at 8:33 am
Ha! So Brilliant!
Perhaps this is a sonnet about Twilight as written by Master Yoda?
By: Shleeeigh on March 11, 2010
at 8:53 am
A sonnet by Master Yoda about Twilight would so rule… I’ll get to it immediately!
(Job? What job? Oh, you mean that place that gives me money every month?)
By: Bella_NaA on March 11, 2010
at 8:55 am
I like your sonnet more than I like the trailer. Ed needs to lighten up.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on March 11, 2010
at 9:14 am
I’ m afraid this will be more of “middleaged Edward looking pained with gruesome makeup and silly lines”. But it’s OK. I’ll squint at the screen and wait for leg hitch…
By: MariaCecilia on March 11, 2010
at 9:41 am
I might adopt that strategy.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on March 11, 2010
at 10:16 am
That sounds like an excellent strategy.
By: Jess on March 11, 2010
at 10:26 am
I was happy to see Edward in a black vneck and his hair was gorge, too.
Yeah!
By: mountainlion on March 11, 2010
at 11:20 am
Time to start managing expectations. Again.
By: The Old One on March 11, 2010
at 11:45 am
moon ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ <3<3 ❤ ❤ ❤
< 3 3<3< 3< u
pls do the same thing for the trailer too
u are so lovely
and absolutely Taylor get the majotiry part
plus i hate that bitch Bella so much
it was 9 second cuz at the end they are going to kiss i guess
gross
By: che on March 11, 2010
at 8:27 am
You’re in my mind che!!! Thought I was the only one that hatted Bella… (no we are not all like her…a bit retarded I mean) and I’m really sick of watching Taylor without a shirt, is this the only thing this guy has to offer???
By: melronin on March 11, 2010
at 8:49 am
While I don’t think it’s the ONLY thing, I do think it’s a hell of a thing… I think he put on even more muscle mass for this movie as in the book Jacob is still growing.
Oh BTW…Aragorn, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
By: eatmyjorts on March 11, 2010
at 9:04 am
Ah my fellowelf…about that Aragornporn remark of yesterday…girl…been there done that…xxxxrated that’s all I can tell you. You think it’s possible to have Aragorn and Robert in the same dream…with me??? Or you could come too???
I’ll share with you…lol!!!
By: melronin on March 11, 2010
at 9:09 am
Where might one find such wonders?
By: eatmyjorts on March 11, 2010
at 12:09 pm
10 seconds…
Taylor more buffed again?
Bella has a wig!
Edward looks good as always, grey shirt =win!
Mountains are always there
the sunglasses are cool
and
MOON is pretty!
🙂
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 8:31 am
mountains are always there
hahaha
❤ RG
By: che on March 11, 2010
at 9:03 am
SO, the full trailer is out! I just watched it and …only twice! 😦
Nothing new,.. eccept Edward seems hotter, the rest…well, I’m sort of disappointed a bit, BUT perhaps it’s a good sign, who knows…
When the NM trailer came out, I loved it and at least the film NOT so much, perhaps this time they are not giving away the best scenes in a trailer, my 2 cents!
AND I still prefer Rachel as Victoria and I love to see Dakota again!
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 9:09 am
RG I saw it…eeeeeehhhh it was ok…had higher expectations…Edward is gorgeous as always…for the rest…ja…ok…I prefer Rachel too…why were the Volturi there??? Are they in the book…I remembered them showing up in BD again.
By: melronin on March 11, 2010
at 9:16 am
The Volturi were there to deal with the newborn outbreak in Seattle, just a patrol of them. But I agree, it is easy to confuse the end of Eclipse with the end of BD: Woods with a sprinkling of snow, the exakt same setting, good vampires facing the Volturi, the wolves on the scene…. Stephenie re-used her material like a good re-cycler!
By: MariaCecilia on March 11, 2010
at 9:46 am
RG:: can it even be possible for Edward to get hotter, just when you think h Rob is the hottest man walking the Earth, right?!?
me likey for long time..>>>>>>>.is the “official” trailer for E out yet?
By: misty on March 11, 2010
at 10:18 am
it’s out and he looks very hot…especially with the black TEE…all yummy!Don’t remember a black Tee on Edward BUT I remember well a black TEE on ROB 🙂
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 10:45 am
What Robgirl said, “maybe Summit isn’t giving away all the best scenes.”
lion
By: mountainlion on March 11, 2010
at 11:41 am
Oh, how I hope that’s true. This is why I don’t like to watch the trailers, because I assume they’re teasing with the best bits (TWSS).
By: The Old One on March 11, 2010
at 1:03 pm
Summitt isn’t putting out on the first date.
By: snowwhitedrifted on March 11, 2010
at 4:33 pm
che…what happened to your avatar from yesterday? This one is ???, why you cut off his chest and the o-face? jkjk 🙂
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 9:53 am
….because we want to see his LONG legs……mmm omg I’m going to hell
By: misty on March 11, 2010
at 10:19 am
I’ll will wait for you there…lol, love his legs!!!!
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 10:47 am
Oh shoot, you said “long” again. I am done for now Misty!
By: southernbelle on March 11, 2010
at 2:57 pm
i thought u would like this more 🙂
and yes yes yes Edward in Balck t-shirt total win
but i’m not sure about the trailer i thought there would me more action
still waitin’ for the tent scene
and i want back Rachel.she was wonderfull plus her hair was the best
By: che on March 11, 2010
at 11:06 am
RIGHT, the new Victoria sported the second wig on set! Looks like red Shirley Temple! 😦
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 11:42 am
Haven’t watched the vid…to diff at work. Why is the real trailer coming out in 30mins I thought that it was going to be shown with RM film tomorrow. I’m confused, and to be honest I’m not really that bothered about it. Have had my fill of Kstew and Lautner, and from what you all are saying not much Rob in it so……..
Did anyone read the article in Esquire? Rather good, and apparently everyone who’s worked with Kstew have said that’s she’s too stubborn, too ambitious and too sensitive…….she sounds like a barrel of laughs. Good article re. Rob, not so good re. RM! Though not really about RM which was just mentioned (said it was v. bad) in passing.
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 9:11 am
mine! I personally give a sh*t on reviews, I saw so many films that had eccellent critics and I was just bored and vice versa, I will love to see RM and I’m sooo p…… off that I have to wait now AND to check out where the heck I can see Rob non-dubbed!
Look at S.Bullock, she was the best and the worse actress in just one day! wtf!
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 9:59 am
Agree RG – there are many good films I would have missed if I’d listened to the film critics……and some crap films I’ve seen because those self-same-critics have given them the thumbs up.
Still the article was quite good.
Off topic…..AC Milan got their arses kicked last night by the Mighty Reds………Am I happy……yes I am!….
Sorry about that ladies, just wanted to share my joy with you! 🙂
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 10:11 am
Mine! + RG I subscribe to eberything you say and look soooo forward to RM this Friday….I can’t wait to have my ROb in a dark room again…
By: misty on March 11, 2010
at 10:21 am
Dear Rob,
If it doesn’t go well at showbiz, you can always have a career as sex phone operator. I can watch Eclipse with my eyes close ( ‘coz i’ve seen Kris’
” acting” enough for one lifetime ) and still be shivering with joy.
Here’s hoping RM his box office,
Me
By: niahid on March 11, 2010
at 11:23 am
Dear Rob,
If it doesn’t go well at showbiz, you can always have a career as sex phone operator. I can watch Eclipse with my eyes close ( ‘coz i’ve seen Kris’
“acting” enough for one lifetime ) and still be shivering with joy.
Here’s hoping RM hits box office,
Me
By: niahid on March 11, 2010
at 11:24 am
i guess that was the same artical who says
‘despite growing up in Hollywood and having acted half her life still insists on playing the outsider’ for Kstew and i couldn’t agree more
p.s. cong. for ManU. i’m so exciting about next week for inter game and freaking out for the possible fail
i need your opinian as a football fan pls give me hope we’re gonna win too right
By: che on March 11, 2010
at 11:14 am
“Stubborn, ambitious and too sensitive?” Well, that explains a lot…thanks for sharing, MINE!!!
By: mountainlion on March 11, 2010
at 11:47 am
this is exactly the 4 thoughts you could have had in 10 seconds.
By: themoonisdown on March 11, 2010
at 3:19 pm
I thought this 10 seconds was a teaser for the 90 second teaser trailer for the proper length trailer. Am I wrong? Either way, I’m tired of getting jerked around by Summit. Between this and 30 different versions of the DVD I’m getting real sick of their jackassery.
By: JodieO on March 11, 2010
at 8:32 am
i so agree about the dvd versions…i’m so worried about getting a version i’ll regret..like i only want to own one copy..fangirl fail?
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 8:46 am
Summit sucks for making so many different versions of the dvd. It’s such blatant, unapologetic GREED. The sad thing is, there will be plenty of people who go for it and buy every dvd. It really leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
That said, I’ll be buying the Target version (even though there’s no Itunes download this time-BOO!) .
By: dazzledtodeath on March 11, 2010
at 9:41 am
Bah! The itunes version was the only reason I bought the DVD to begin with!
By: JodieO on March 11, 2010
at 10:04 am
There’s no download this time?! Well, that is complete fuckary.
@Jodie, you’re so right about Summit. And yet I can’t contain my addiction. They’re the worst kind of dealer. Stop exploiting my lack of self control, Summit!
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 10:51 am
That’s the worst part. They know they can get away with fucking us over because we’ll still totally throw our money at them.
By: JodieO on March 11, 2010
at 11:53 am
Dazzled, I pre-ordered my NM dvd from Target.com! After I saw the million versions & choices I was a bit pissed at Summit because, like you said (or someone said) it is obvious they are going to milk this for all it’s worth. I’m a bit worried that the movie Eclipse won’t live up to expectations of the book. BD, I really don’t care much about because, quite obviously, there really isn’t that much to expect. The book really did seem like it was recycled from Eclipse…or at least the ending was. I agree with something that was said yesterday or the day before (I’ve had a REALLY shitty week so haven’t really kept up…sorry) that Meyer seemed to be grasping at straws with Breaking Dawn. It’s kinda sad, because the series in general had loads of potential. I’ve read what she posted of Midnight Sun & loved it…in fact I liked it better than most of the Twilight Saga books. I figure she’ll finish it & publish it just because it’s a cash cow!! I’m a bit worried that Summit has gotten so greedy that they may even try to make a movie out of that one, too…even though it would be Twilight.
Sorry, I got WAY off subject. The Eclipse trailer…that’s what today is about. SORRY!!! I watched it twice. Too much Jacob…too much Bella (of course ANY Stewpot is too much for me)…and not even CLOSE to enough Rob (I mean Edward!!) He does look rather Roblicious. I’m looking forward to seeing Eclipse just to see how badly they hack up the book! I swear if they screw up the scene where Jacob kisses Bella & she punches him I’m gonna Sehr verärgert (very angry). I’ll be even angrier if they leave that out all together. It’s the ONE scene I’m excited about because I want to see Edward all deadly velvet angry!!!!
ANYWAY, Ok, I got stuff to do so I’m gonna let ya’ll comment on my rant if anyone so wishes to do so!! lol Again, sorry….just one of those days/weeks for me!! I hope that everyone sees the pic I posted & enjoys it. It certainly helped start my weekend off right!! Have a great one ya’ll!!!
By: Melinda on March 11, 2010
at 12:58 pm
I agree with MsLiss, ” i so agree about the dvd versions…i’m so worried about getting a version i’ll regret..like i only want to own one copy..fangirl fail?”
I posted a comment late yesterday on LTT wondering if UC & Moon (or someone else) might do a breakdown for us to know which might be the best version to order. Damn Summit and their marketing GREED!
By: MoonMommy on March 11, 2010
at 4:12 pm
MM Twi Lex did a break donw of the diff versions but I’m Down Under so that does help me! if you’re in the US you’ll find it really helpful 🙂
p.s. anyone reading ‘love in the ruins’? OMG its great!! 🙂
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 9:06 pm
Thank you ML! I will check out Twi Lex and see if I can find it! 🙂
By: MoonMommy on March 11, 2010
at 11:40 pm
Dear Rob,
After hours of debate yesterday, we all finally came to our senses and to the conclusion that we all love you, we all are crazy about you, we all worship the ground you are walking on. Once in a while we try to cool down our obsession for you (mainly because you ignore us…yeah really) but as soon as we see a little picture of you, a little hair or hear you say a little sex word (like Bel Ami… with a French accent) it’s over. So we decided that you
CAN HAVE US ALL…one at a time, two three or…you know Bel Amistyle…what ever you want. We come in different shapes, sizes, ages, languages…I promise you, you will not get bored with us.
So tell us where and when and we will be there!!!
On behalf of all LTR girls
Yours forever
Mel…
PS. About that teasertrailer!!! Why is Taylordude more in it then you??? But I’ll take what I can get as long as you are in it.
By: melronin on March 11, 2010
at 8:36 am
AWESOME avatar!!! So now Rob is hotter than Aragon? jk 🙂
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 10:49 am
That thumbsdown was me. The power is back & I have (ab)used it!
By: eatmyjorts on March 11, 2010
at 12:13 pm
thumbs up for using your power! lol…and ROB is HOTTER!!! 🙂
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 1:11 pm
i am in Australia and i’m sitting up waiting for the trailor…cos 10 secs just does not cut it!! thank god we only had to wait 24hrs. so i can break it down and therfore enjoy it on the BIG Screen @ RM on Sat.
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 8:37 am
oh and whats with Jacobs cargo shorts..like Steph never mentioned khaki cargo shorts..hhmm..maybe they were on Sale at walmart?..cos like it costs a lot to kit out an exploding werewolf….
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 8:40 am
It’s an homage to SM. She loves khaki.
By: dazzledtodeath on March 11, 2010
at 9:42 am
She totally squeed when she saw Jacob in khaki jorts!
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 9:49 am
SMeyer has a clause in her contract that says every movie must include prominently featured khaki or the deal is off.
By: The Old One on March 11, 2010
at 1:07 pm
Khaki and no sex.
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 1:35 pm
katie s, LOL “khaki and no sex!”
By: southernbelle on March 11, 2010
at 3:07 pm
khaki=no sex
khaki=dad pants
By: snowwhitedrifted on March 11, 2010
at 4:39 pm
It was either that or the sleeveless white button up for Edward.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on March 11, 2010
at 10:21 am
or the taupe sweater
By: themoonisdown on March 11, 2010
at 3:22 pm
Noooooo!!!
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 3:26 pm
thank god we haven’t seen a suit on Robward… for a change….yet?
no tweed..but still serious with murderous new born vamps running around town.
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 9:09 pm
You rule! That is all.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on March 11, 2010
at 8:52 am
The 10 second trailer did nothing for me. Too short. Your 3 1/2 minute movie was much, much better. And the coining of korts. Love you!
But as for the windows in your background – I suggest that you place photos (of Rob? no – real people in your real life!) in some of the panes and use it like a super funky picture frame. My sister in law did that with Curious George cartoons for my niece’s bedroom and it looks awesome.
Just a little random design advice. MG is more than just a horn dog for a 23 year old bi guy.
By: milfy goodness on March 11, 2010
at 9:01 am
Milfy – owning your your horn doggedness makes me heart you so much more than I already do.
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 10:19 am
MG bi guy?!? I don’t know ANYTHING about this…please explain…
By: misty on March 11, 2010
at 10:23 am
You know…
Stu/Stew its all th esame in the dark!
By: goodgirlgoneplaid on March 11, 2010
at 11:48 am
Miffy – What/Which bi boy????!!!!!!!
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 10:34 am
whoops sorry I mean to type Milfy 🙂
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 10:35 am
Real trailer. YAY!!! Now that is a good tease. Spoiler alert: she picks Edward.
By: milfy goodness on March 11, 2010
at 9:06 am
Well, I guess that spoils it. Now I don’t have to see it. Right.
By: The Old One on March 11, 2010
at 11:56 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you spoiled it!!!! 😉
By: themoonisdown on March 11, 2010
at 3:24 pm
OMFG!!!! squee! i’m going back to watch it again yeah Edward!
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 9:07 am
That teaser told me one thing: He be knowing…stuff.
Annnnd done.
PFFT. Try harder Summit. Try harder.
ps. you’re perrrrtty. >.<
By: LadyN on March 11, 2010
at 9:13 am
hold the phone! I didn’t see the new ‘trailer’
ohhh ok… *nods*
How many times did they use love in this one? I should go count. brb
By: LadyN on March 11, 2010
at 9:17 am
Two ‘Loves’, one ‘Forever’ and a torn Edward. Sigh.
ps. Is it just me, or does Dakota’s line sound a bit ghetto? “The Volturri don’t be givin second chances…ya heard? Word.” I’m not complaining. lololol
Why am I not as excited as I wanted to be? Maybe if I watch it 5 more times I’ll feel it.
By: LadyN on March 11, 2010
at 9:34 am
That’s what I’m saying…no excitement there…but Robward in a black t-shirt comment by shleeeigh is a good reason (maybe) to get excited.
By: melronin on March 11, 2010
at 9:41 am
for shizzle!
By: LadyN on March 11, 2010
at 9:46 am
I’m not as excited either. Eclipse is my fav book of the series, I should be salivating but I only feel a mild heart flutter.
WTF?
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 10:22 am
mine also, though I don’t like the Bella character in this book, actually I don’t like the character full stop.
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 10:37 am
Yeah, Bella can be a bit annoying sometimes. I think that’s one of the reasons I enjoy fan fics, Bella is strong and confident in a lot of them, or at the very least, she’s not just pining for Edward.
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 11:07 am
I agree. whytf would two gorgeous men be fighting over one plain girl?
is her pussy made of gold? someone please explain this to me.
By: LadyN on March 11, 2010
at 2:58 pm
LadyN – I vote it’s gold-plated.
Maybe Edward want to sprinkle it with sparkles?
The idea of gold-plated, sparkled poon is very disturbing.
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 4:13 pm
Guys…why do I have the feeling that we all are a bit disappointed? Why do I have a feeling that even Robert would like to end all this Twilightaffair??? Are we maybe a bit over Edward and soooooooo into Robert??? Is it because we like grownupRobert better and are soooo excited to see him in movies like Bel Ami??? Is it because we are no teens any more??? Just asking!!!
By: melronin on March 11, 2010
at 9:26 am
Personally, I’m still a big ol’ fangirl. I may try to contain it better (until the premiere when I will again act like a complete loser), but in my heart I still squee like a 12 year-old.
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 9:48 am
Yup. Robward def brings out the squeeing twelve year-old in me.
By: dazzledtodeath on March 11, 2010
at 9:56 am
Robward in a black t-shirt.
Robward in a black t-shirt.
Robward in a black t-shirt.
Robward in a black t-shirt.
Robward in a black t-shirt.
Robward in a black t-shirt.
Robward in a black t-shirt.
Yes, that is enough to get me excited for the entire movie.
By: Shleeeigh on March 11, 2010
at 9:30 am
*shivers* ok, i’m excited. That did it.
By: LadyN on March 11, 2010
at 9:50 am
Rob in any movie is enough to get me excitied too!! *biting nails
By: misty on March 11, 2010
at 10:34 am
Shleeeigh,
I said what you said (way at the top) about the black t, but it bears repeating, rigth?
By: mountainlion on March 11, 2010
at 11:40 am
haha, I said it as well, but this is a thing that has to be often repeaten, black tee, black tee, black tee…………<3
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 11:46 am
It looks like he’s wearing some sort of chain around his neck, too, RG.
By: mountainlion on March 11, 2010
at 11:51 am
NO, that’s the grey Tee under the black…you know…he is lazy at all!!!!
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 1:15 pm
It took 3 movies but finally it happened!!
By: Shleeeigh on March 11, 2010
at 12:27 pm
Now, if he’ll just smile I’ll be happy. Come on Edward, you can do it…that’s what she said.
By: mountainlion on March 11, 2010
at 1:34 pm
You did, Lion? I guess I never read the top comments. I’m always part of the -‘late comments located at the very bottom whereabosolutelynothinghappens’- group. I’m surprised they’re read at all.
By: LadyN on March 11, 2010
at 3:05 pm
Robward makes my girlie parts happy.
That’s my intelligent commentary about the trailer.
And yes, I’m totally excited to see it on the big screen tomorrow. purrrrrr
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 9:37 am
HOLY BALLS Moon I couldn’t stop laughing when you said “Are those khaki jorts?”
Teaser trailor did one thing…give you some Edward and Jacob. I’m okay with that.
I love the full trailor but dammit where is Riley, the newborns, the other Cullens, and the damn fight scene? I wanted a montage dammit.
By: Megsten on March 11, 2010
at 9:38 am
Robward makes my girlie parts happy.
oh Katie..i love it! i agree!
Edward is hot..me thinks its time to re read eclipse..that’s normal right?
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 9:42 am
Ms..I’m going to reread eclipse too…it’s very normal…they aren’t well written book but they are fun and entertaining….plus I imagine Rob for Edward and ME for Bella and it makes the stroy that much better…..I think I will read it over the my vacation next week…
OH YEAH NEXT WEEK I WON’T BE ON LTR…I WILL BE BACK ON MARCH 22ND….MISS YOU GUYS AND HAVE FUN AT RM FRIDAY NIGHT (I KNOW I WILL)!!!
By: misty on March 11, 2010
at 10:38 am
*waves* to Misty!
Have fun on holyday!
By: mountainlion on March 11, 2010
at 11:38 am
enjoy the croissants and the sun Misty. like your avi.
By: minuit passé on March 11, 2010
at 11:50 am
misty…have fun ❤
By: robgirl86 on March 11, 2010
at 2:00 pm
Have fun Misty! Where are you going?
By: southernbelle on March 11, 2010
at 3:24 pm
On a positive note…. Kristen’s wig doesn’t look too obvious in this.
By: Megsten on March 11, 2010
at 9:42 am
I totally agree about Kristen’s wig. I was expecting Jasper-style horror.
Also, I am a huuuuuuuge traitor and watched her on Leno last night. She’s starting to win me over. She was kind of adorable last night. Don’t hate.
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 9:47 am
Yeah maybe she read our comments about her bitchface and acted nicer to win us back/over/again…whatever…
By: melronin on March 11, 2010
at 9:52 am
Katie i’m so glad you mentioned this she was stunning! **crickets**
note her mullet is growing out ..phew! and she had clevage1..has she ever done that before?..she looked great and came across really well in the interview..it seems she is really proud of this JJ movie.
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 9:53 am
The problem with Kristen is that as soon as she sort of wins me over, she does something not so adorable soon after, which reminds me why I don’t really like her. She makes it hard to love her. While Rob makes it quite easy to love him. But maybe if she’ll stay gracious from now on. It would be easier to like her, esp. with Eclipse coming out and such.
By: Cath on March 11, 2010
at 9:53 am
Cath, don’t count on it……
I haven’t watched it, can’t bring myself to watch her anymore. Was she being interviewed alone? I read an interview with her and Dakota….which said she was behaving nicely for once, wonder if it’s because she was with a (girl)friend and not with RP and trying to impress.
I’m afraid she’s never going to win me over, mainly because I’ve never really rated her has an actress/or found her particularly interesting (I’m talking pre-twilight). Strangely I used to think that she was incredibly unattractive, I don’t anymore, she appears to be growing into her looks, though I think she may have a chin problem when she gets older.
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 10:21 am
I agree, I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for her to win Miss Congeniality.
By: dazzledtodeath on March 11, 2010
at 10:34 am
hey @mine i heart your comments about Kstew
i haven’t watch her on Leno yet,going to tonight
but i saw JJ on leno and thought Omg she acts totaly like JJ it seems she really get into on this role
By: che on March 11, 2010
at 11:29 am
Cath y M!M!M! – I think Kristen is kinda like that boyfriend you’re on the verge of dumping. He’s been acting like a douche (or smth) so you know it’s time, then he does something totally sweet and you get all soft again and start rethinking your decision, BUT, inevitably, he goes back to his true douchy (or smth) self and you shake your head in disgust and end the whole thing.
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 10:29 am
Ha Jules! I love your comparison!!! Rob and I want to invite you to our 1 year anniversary party today! (March 11 I had a Robdream, rest is Rob history… 😉 ) The drinks are in the corner, help yourself, snacks are in the kitchen! Extra cake for your awesome comment!
By: Cath on March 11, 2010
at 10:38 am
If only RP could see this.
The buzz at the mo seems to be whether he’ll turn up to one of her Premieres….can’t see how, one is tonight in LA and the other is in NY on 17th he’s supposed to be doing the red carpet in London that day – sadly I will not be in London…..*shakes head in disbelief*, – so unless he’s managed to master the time/space continuum it seems unlikely that he’s going to make either premiere to be with sulky knickers! Though I suppose he could have flown over last night……hmmmmm……
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 10:46 am
Oh M!M!M! – are you going to see Marcus Foster tonight?
You should, HHH could show up, you know.
Cath – Happy Robniversary! Extra cake? Sure, I’ll take some.
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 11:11 am
M!M!M!-sulky knickers-hahahahahahaha!
By: dazzledtodeath on March 11, 2010
at 11:22 am
Jules….evil, evil, evil…….I’m leaving London tonight and wont be back for about two weeks…well about a week ‘n’ half…then I’m off on holiday…..absolutely no chance of bumping into RP before he goes off to Europe which I think is week after next?
The Pigalle Club down on pickyrwilly (ok piccadilly)…it’s not really my kinda place…..it’s a high price version of the Jazz Cafe……… It’s one of those odd places that looks a bit seedy from outside (well I always thought it did) though don’t get me wrong I do tend to frequent the seedy (pubs) and don’t have any problems with seedy (Pubs), generally, the seedier the better I say….*cough*
Anyway, if i spent £10 on the ticket (or £45 if I want to have dinner….*yeah right* ) RP will not be there, if I don’t go the rest of you can rest assured that he will be there and so the LTR London branch should get themselves down there pronto…I’m jinxed!
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 11:57 am
Happy Robversarry Cath!!!! XOXOXO
By: southernbelle on March 11, 2010
at 2:55 pm
Thanks SB!!! Ten days left till yours!!! Woot!
❤ you back!!! If Rob comes over to celebrate, you're totally invited! (If only in my dreams. LOL)
By: Cath on March 11, 2010
at 3:20 pm
sulky knickers is TOTALLY my new nickname for kristen
By: owl_ransom on March 11, 2010
at 3:25 pm
Cath, well after I got done talking to you I told DH about my “robversarry” and he shook his head and said “oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh” ala-southernbelle style! 🙂
Yipee 10 more days til mine! I think I’m gonna reward myself, and maybe a little something for Rob too.
Rob, thank you, you’ve enriched my life in so many ways you’ll never know!
By: southernbelle on March 11, 2010
at 3:28 pm
Oh Happy Anniversary RobCath!
SB-hahahaha
By: minuit passé on March 11, 2010
at 3:58 pm
Cath,
I had those same mixed feelings yesterday when I read some blurb about her being more “accepting and comfortable” (or whatever bullshit she said) about the paparazzi and fame and blee blah bloo; but then I remembered how she really is a controlling bitchface and made a fast return to KStew Hatetown USA.
By: pumagirlsf on March 11, 2010
at 3:57 pm
no hate at all, I like your comments, but this time you should have posted a warning smth like “80’s horrible outfit plus leopard b!tch shoes, don’t watch if you’re easily shocked !”. I will never understand this girl’s dressed-up outfits. She should just take the Converse and the skinnies everywhere, at least it’s simple and not ridiculous.
By: minuit passé on March 11, 2010
at 11:29 am
MP Agree, though I haven’t watched this vid I’m with you re. her style of dress……converse, skinnies, tees, etc – she looks good in those. In pretty much everything else, I always feel that someone should have given her a once over before allowing her to leave the house. Sometimes you just want to shout at her….
“HAVE YOU NOT LOOKED IN A MIRROR……go home immediately and change”
By: mine!mine!mine! on March 11, 2010
at 12:08 pm
I haven’t watched the vid either. I have little interest in Kstew, unless it relates to Rob. I’ll see pics later, I’m sure.
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 12:27 pm
MP – I changed my name. It’s official. I’d rather him be with a cool French girl than a sullen American one. National loyalties be damned. 😉
By: TLG (shippingRobuit) on March 11, 2010
at 2:08 pm
TLG- nice name change!! MP will be pleased!!!!
By: drsaka on March 11, 2010
at 6:57 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TLG how was your London trip, dunno if you talked about it. And I thought you were English.
By: minuit passé on March 11, 2010
at 7:07 pm
I just watched the Leno interview. I have to admit, if she’s like that in real life, I can see why Rob likes her. She was funny and charming and self-deprecating but not as embarrassed as she normally seems. Plus, I thought she looked great. She’s a beautiful girl, really. I just prefer the cleaned-up smiling version of her.
I appreciated when she said she wears her heart on her sleeve and that’s why she’s not so media-poised. I get that – I’m that sort of person IRL too and I don’t think I’d handle the media scrutiny well at age 19 either.
So, what I’m essentially saying is, I’ll cut her more slack.
By: TLG (shippingRobuit) on March 11, 2010
at 6:23 pm
If only the trailer had a little bit more of Robward…
By: Cath on March 11, 2010
at 9:48 am
Tweedless Edward!!! YAY
Thank god that that costume designer finally got to her senses!
By: moaninmymouth on March 11, 2010
at 9:56 am
I know!!! What is so difficult about dressing him in a t-shirt and jeans?? What a relief.
By: Katie S on March 11, 2010
at 10:21 am
Yeah right? He looks so much better not dressed as a grandpa!!
By: Bleriana on March 11, 2010
at 12:08 pm
Guys I’ll miss you a lot…have to go back to work…I know I’ll miss all the good stuff you’re writing after dark. Ahhh I hate working in the afternoon have to get me a computer to work (this will be the end of my business).
I am sooo sad though cause most of you will probably see RM tomorrow while I believe it or not, have to wait probably untill the dvd comes out. Yeah…life sucks…so please remember me tomorrow. filakia…
By: melronin on March 11, 2010
at 10:10 am
LOL – Moon you crack me up! Should not be watching this at work… watched it again and had to lol some more.
Trailer for Eclipse- was not jumping up and down… maybe today is my day to be cranky? IDK My friend at work said she got goosebumps watching it. Hmmm… and she was not referring to Robward (again I don’t get it).
By: kristen's bestie on March 11, 2010
at 10:23 am
This reminds me of the do-wop song Remember, remember me. Great song. You gotta love it. Lets Rob is bettet than his last outing. http://defutebol.net
By: bobbygee on March 11, 2010
at 10:26 am
I loved watching you watch the teaser and I held my breath through the trailer – Rob still makes me stop breathing after all but seriously, the fan trailer I watched after that was better. I want to see that movie. No, I want to go back in time and see the movie Twilight should’ve been (as reflected in this imaginary world trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3x_xk05jEQ&NR=1#watch-main-area
excuse the clumsy cut and paste link, couldn’t get the button to work.
By: Krisula on March 11, 2010
at 10:28 am
I had waaaay more fun watching Moon watch it than actually watching it myself. Ten seconds of Edward whispering, shirtless Jacob (shocking!) and Bella’s bad wig. At least there was no stuttering or licking of lips.
I’m not going to watch the trailer released today. And after reading LTR, I’m going media blackout until tomorrow night after I see Remember Me. I’m tired of spoilers and anticlimatic teasers. I want to see the Eclipse trailer on the big screen right before I see Rob have wallsex.
By: TLG (youngerthanUma) on March 11, 2010
at 11:00 am
sounds like a great plan!
By: goodgirlgoneplaid on March 11, 2010
at 11:54 am
Good luck with the blackout, TLG.
I’m off tomorrow so I’m going to the first showing of RM I can get to, that will be at 1:00pm est! Holy crap, 24h left!
By: Jules on March 11, 2010
at 12:31 pm
I liked the trailer — but never enough Rob for me. I’m mildly concerned with how they’re going to try and keep up his 17 year old appearance, especially when they begin filming BD. I mean, he doesn’t look 23 let alone 17.
By: pumagirlsf on March 11, 2010
at 11:06 am
yeah..Rob actually said this himself in a RM interview recently. He said he can’t really play 17 now let alone later for BD! But hey we have to go with it right? I think the trailor makes us remember our book days and take us back to our Edward fantasties before they switched to full on ROB fantasties.!! he he
By: MsLiss on March 11, 2010
at 11:21 pm
I tough it was sort of anti-climatic… not much action in it. And I guess that after seeing Robler (or TyRob?) and RobDeroy, I’m spoiled for Edward. Was he always this freaking pale? Well, I always was more of a Rob fan, than a Edward fan.
A few more considerations:
– Taycob is annoying, as always (the always overexposed muscles, the strange voice). And looks way too like a kid next to Kirten and Rob.
– Don’t know about Bryce Dallas as Victoria.
– Robs get hotter and hotter.
– Don’t have a opinion on Bella/Kirsten. Didn’t remember about the wig until someone wrote abou it, so I guess it is all right
– The costumes already seem WAY better.
– Can’t wait for REMEMBER ME and BEL AMI!
By: ViviLit on March 11, 2010
at 11:27 am
Man, sorry about the typos! :cringe: ===> it’s thought, not tough; Kirsten, not Kirten.
By: ViviLit on March 11, 2010
at 11:33 am
I was sitting in a work meeting when it was released so I got to watch it 1 hour later than it was released. And believe me I watched it multiple times. Until my mobile phones battery broke down!
I can’t wait for June to come!!
By: Bleriana on March 11, 2010
at 12:06 pm
I don’t know if anyone wants to do this, but you can download the Eclipse trailer here.
I will have some screenshots and some audiobites online laters.
http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/2010/03/11/full-eclipse-trailer/
By: Bleriana on March 11, 2010
at 12:22 pm
Thanks Bleriana! I want the one with Edward in the black v-neck.
By: southernbelle on March 11, 2010
at 3:40 pm
Just a little something to help start the weekend off right!!! Enjoy. 😀 I know it’s only Thurs, but this starts my weekend!!!!
By: Melinda on March 11, 2010
at 12:24 pm
I like this! This helps get the weekend off to a great start!
By: kristen's bestie on March 11, 2010
at 5:53 pm
Is it too bad that I’m not happy about this trailer (the big one)? Is it just me or Summit people somehow think we’re kindergartners and won’t notice bad wigs, badly written dialogs or change of cast? Have I grown up? Is the hype off? PMS? Am I alone in this feeling? (talks like Lilu Dallas) pleeeaaase hewp
By: Alice on March 11, 2010
at 1:00 pm
I agree, Alice. Summit does insult our intelligence.
By: mountainlion on March 11, 2010
at 1:40 pm
Hi Ladies!
I rarely comment here, but I’m pretty active in the Forum. I was wondering if there were any Twi/Rob fans in the greater San Diego area who would like to meet up to go see Remember Me? Find me in the Forum or comment back. Thanks!
By: JenKB on March 11, 2010
at 2:19 pm
it isn’t SD but we’re only a train ride away… we’re getting together in LA!!! lemme know!
By: themoonisdown on March 11, 2010
at 3:28 pm
Which day, Moon? Unfortunately I’m not available Friday, but perhaps Sat. or Sunday…? Oh and thank you!
By: JenKB on March 11, 2010
at 5:32 pm
and likewise.. if there are any other Twimilfs or Robcats in atlanta.. woodstock to be exact.. lets get together and go see remember me!! 🙂
zerokittenart@yahoo.com
hit me up
By: owl_ransom on March 11, 2010
at 5:42 pm
Ya know, my first thought after watching the full trailer was this: I miss Rachelle. Then I wondered why Bella and Edward were sharing a bag of Fritos in bed. And helloooo, copstache! Still, it was little underwhelming.
However, I watched it two more times and feel a lot more optimistic about how the movie will turn out, even with this editor switch. I don’t think it should be too difficult to get this right.
By: DontQuestionMe on March 11, 2010
at 2:41 pm
OMG, the black v-neck tee…omg. I am speechless. Brings back so many memories. Rob please tell me that’s the one?! Rob I am biting my fingernails now! Swoon.
I didn’t really like the 10 sec trailer, too short but my thought was it was better than nothing. The second one was really good and I’m very excited to see this movie and Robward!!!! Eclipse is my favorite of all the books.
I guess I missed some pretty interesting convos this morning, RL has been taking a toll on me. Y’all have a nice afternoon!
Btw I’m a bad fan, I haven’t even pre-ordered NM yet. I don’t know which version to get! Any suggestions? Last yr I only got the one fr Target, it had 2 dvds. I heard some had 3, bummer. I want one that has a lot of stuff in it to watch, so please suggest away.
And RM, squee….I’m coming (twss) Rob! Hang in there til Monday!
XO
By: southernbelle on March 11, 2010
at 3:15 pm
SB: I purchased the Target Twilight version and if there was something better I was not aware of it. It sounds like the Target version is going to be the best as well with New Moon. The Walmart version sounds to have exclusive Eclipse stuff on it, but not as much New Moon extras. The Walmart version doesn’t seem to have the audio commentary from Chris Weitz, which all the other stores have. It could just not be mentioned in the description though. Target Exclusive bonus disc content includes: Deleted Scenes, Introducing the Volturi Featurette, Frame by Frame: From Storyboard to Screen Featurette, Fandamonium: A Look at the Die Hard Fans, and The Beat Goes On: The Music of New Moon Featurette.
Decisions, decisions, decisions!
By: kristen's bestie on March 11, 2010
at 4:13 pm
I was just reading the description of all the versions available and now I’m “Bothered”. Why do they have to put out so many versions all with different options? I guess they expect us to purchase all of them.
By: kristen's bestie on March 11, 2010
at 4:21 pm
So I guess I’m going with the Target version again….
I agree, why so many choices? I can’t afford to get every single one of them! Why not just make one and let it be? Let it be, let it be…LOL
Maybe I’m too late to pre-order now.
Although, my DH hinted to me that he “ordered” something that I really want and no matter how much I tickled and bugged him, he won’t tell me. So I’m kind of thinking he got me the DVD and I don’t want to pre-order because then I’ll have 2!
By: southernbelle on March 11, 2010
at 6:28 pm
In addition to what KB said is included in the Target version of New Moon, it also comes in a limited special edition film cell (which I assume means a tin case) that is exclusively at Target. If you pre-order you will save about $10 on the DVD & that will basically cover the shipping if you go with the 2-3 day delivery. standard delivery is only about $3 & overnight delivery was like $14 or something. I went with the 2-3 day delivery (by total accident…or that’s the story I told my husband as it was his credit card that it went on…happy late Valentine’s Day to me!!!!!!! 😀 ) but if it’s pre-ordered it’s guarenteed to be delivered the day it is released!! All the extras plus the commemorative limited special edition thing was what decided it for me!!!!
I hope I’ve been of help…at least a little!! 😀
By: Melinda on March 11, 2010
at 5:09 pm
soooo there was too much of a glare on the screen in my computer room so here’s me closing the blinds, turning the screen to the corner, putting a thick fleece blanket over the monitor and my head and shifting the mouse so i can pause and replay FORTY NINE TIMES.
I take back what i said about the teaser yesterday about David Slade not being able to satisfy me like CDubs. i cant wait until June 30th.
PLUS robward looks SMOKIN’
here’s how it goes in Rob hotness
Eclipse>Twilight>New Moon
loved it 🙂
By: tweedtuesday on March 11, 2010
at 3:28 pm
wait wait wait: that was the pre trailer? I’m confused.
if that was the actual trailer, i feel like it will be that good of a movie (just my opinion).
In other non twilight related news, REMEMBER ME TOMORROW!
YAAAAY 😀
By: Clarissa on March 11, 2010
at 5:04 pm
Moon I forgot to tell you I like when you go video, that and the window.
By: minuit passé on March 11, 2010
at 7:25 pm
I love love love love love THE TRAILER!!!!!!And yes I agree with many of you Edward has gotten Hotter;)Im so excited to see Eclipse for about 5,000,000,000 reasons 1.It was my favoriate book in the series and I always worried that they would make the movie suck because I personally didnt like New Moon or Twilight as movies(the only thing I liked was seeing Rob)But from what Ive seen of Eclipse from the trailer Im not dissapointed.2.Rob looks hotter like weve all basically decided.3.Its twilight and twilight is AMAZING.Those are just a few good reasons for going to see Eclipse if your like me.
Another thing I want to say is Moon you are very pretty.
Also its raining very hard where I live and I want my Edward to come find me now….Cause I feel like Im in forks…Ooo maybe I should go read.Yep Im going to read hmmmmmmm Im so much like Bella to bad theres no Edwards.:(
By: Nicole Cullen[: on March 12, 2010
at 12:17 pm
This was awesome. You guys have me anxious for June 30 2010. Wow!!!! This is WOW!!!!!!!! Ive gotta watch it again and rob looks crazy hot!!!! In a secound im going to go see Remeber Me!!!! I totally love you guys for putting the trailer up!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!
By: Tatiana on March 15, 2010
at 1:14 pm