It happens every time… I’ll go a few days… a week… maybe even a few weeks and have MEH feelings towards you. And I feel like maybe I’m getting over you and then WHAM you do it to me again… and again… and again. Today is no different. What I was expecting to be a nails on the chalkboard experience watching you and Emilie on The View with those old hags turned out to reveal yet another thing that makes me love you just a little bit more. When asked about liking older women you mentioned thinking Betty White being one of the sexiest women in America.
Seriously, BETTY FREAKING WHITE?! Betty “ROSE NYLUND” White, Betty “ST OLAF” White?!!! I couldn’t agree more. Oh how you tease me so.
I’ve watched the Golden Girls as long as I can remember, in college my friends and I had a standing date every afternoon to watch reruns of the girls. We even went to a speaking engagement Rue McClanahan had near our school, during our Senior year at every senior event me and my friends would dress as the Golden Girls, I even have a koozie of the girls. And we know THAT’s commitment.
Back to Betty White though, besides being a total steel lady fox, she has comedy chops that kick all modern comediennes in the butt. Even when she’s caught coming out of the Doctor’s office by TMZ she’s got a zinger. She’s one of those people who’s always on and doesn’t even have to try to be funny.
For you to joke like this with me is just cruel. Now I demand you dump KStew or TomStu or whoever you’re with this week and get with Betty White. She’s got more happening than anyone you’ve ever been with: she’s funny, she’s a GILF, she smiles, she’s got a mean curler set hairdo, she can tell a mean story about St. Olaf, everyone wants her to host SNL, and she can take a direct tackle in football, I demand this happen now. Oh and I also demand Betty White hosts SNL this year. I mean JfreakingLO hosted why not a REAL actress/comedienne?!
Loving you more, if possible,
Now sing it with me after the cut!
No lie when I was a kid I thought it said “… and the heart attack would say…” Hey, they were old can you blame me?!
So pretty much Rob and Betty White is the hottest thing ever, right? What would their celebrity name be? Robetty? Bettert? All I know is it would be AWESOME! Any fave GG episodes??