Letters FROM Rob

D-E-A-R B-Y-R-D-I-E

As we continue with “Spring Cleaning out the LTR inbox” I came across this letter submitted back in APRIL. Yes, when we write you and say we love a letter and are going to “hang on to it,” we really DO mean that! Funny how something written almost a year ago is still relevant to today!

Dear Luscious LTR Ladies:

A few weeks ago I “outed” myself at work and it has been great. Basically, these two women at work are now surprising me with all kinds of Twilight/Rob stuff on a regular basis and I’m loving every minute of it. Today was no exception:

When I walked into my office, one of my co-workers passed me a handwritten note she had received from one of our customers. When she read the note, she came running to me to share. I think you can tell why. What SHE thought was a letter from a customer was clearly a secret messaged, funneled through my workplace, for me from Rob.

Real letter from "Rob"

Yes, it is true – it has finally happened! I received my first direct letter from Rob today at work. We now have proof that he does actually read LTR and intends to answer each and every one of us individually. In order to protect the more private parts (snicker snicker) of the letter, I have cleverly changed my name to Rachel, disguised LTR with a psuedonym (Opticon USA – very non-discript, right?) and removed all references to “in bed”. I think you can insert this phrase at key points in the letter to get the true flavor of the letter, ie. I’m committed to meticulous detail (in bed), staying flexible (in bed), and providing excellent results (in bed) so that your role can be simple and enjoyable (in bed). You get the drift.

Now, run to your mailboxes because I know your letter from Rob is on its way!

Forever crazy in love,

Byrdie

PS: I think you can see how HHH makes his way into every single crevice of my daily life. When will the insanity stop? I hope never!

We hope never too, Byrdie!

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