*Time for another letter from a reader about how they fell in love with Rob… this one just may involve her sister’s MySpace and some good ol fashioned videos*
Here is my story for the R/TA (Rob/Twilight Anonymous) because each fan girl has the story on how they fell in love with Twilight and maybe, you Rob. The crazy things they have done, grown ass women acting like their NKOTB days, it all started somewhere and it all starts the same, you read the books like it was your job, watch the movie, googled, YouTube, message board, staked supported the actors (100 Monkeys Khyber in Philly anyone?) and let’s not forget Fan Fiction! It’s all the same. We should write a Chicken Soup for the Twilighter, Roblovin Soul.
One day I was perusing MySpace (I know so 2008) and I hopped on my little sister’s page. I was instantly confused. Her profile was filled with I heart Edward Cullen, Edward Cullen is my life now, when I sleep my dreams are filled with Edward. Who the fuzz is Edward I asked myself, I thought Lil Sis’ flavor of the month was blah blah blah (not Eddie). So I Google, “Who the eff this Edward Cullen and why is he my 15 y/o sister’s life now?” A fictional vampire? I mean I am usually down with the kids, I read like all the time. Um ok, obsessive much sister? So sister is all like Awesomebigsister you must read Twilight it is the most brilliant thing like eva. Edward is soo dreamy. Nah I think I’ll pass, vamps ain’t my bag Lil Sis.
Ok so as you know by now I read that shit. In like 8 days. Right in the middle of Christmas. I hardly slept; I hid from my kids in the bathroom, in the laundry room, hid the books under my desk and read at work. Obsessive much? After the books I went to the movie. I was expecting this hot ass mo fo to stroll into Forks High cafeteria. What were my eyes attacked with…a lanky dude with poofy hair, and the eye brows wtf? Eyebrows are a deal breaker for me. I know I’m weird, but they were waxed or plucked or I don’t know but they weren’t right. Then Edward had the nerve to spit out spider monkey, Um no, not sexy vampdude. I didn’t love “they guy who played Edward” at first. Nor did I love “they guy who played Edward” for the next several weeks. I remember wondering why the hell these chicks were losing their shit when he OMG CUT.HIS.HAIR.OFF. OMG OMG, what the hell is wrong with you crazy people *side eye*, he is not the real Edward yo!
Then it happened, it’s happened to all of us, an interview sucked me in. Rob (yeah I learned his name while on my awesome Twilight message board HOLLA Nesties) but yeah after that interview Rob owned me. The funny thing is I read the interview, then I ran to YouTube watched the interview, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maKuO9v181I then watched 3475903785 more interviews, and I was owned again and again and again and…… Weeks later I stumbled upon an effing-awesome blog *gasp* Letters to Rob…squeee (yeah I’m one of those “crazy people” I just gave the side eye to above) This aweseomass site had me rolling, saying things that I thought,and introducing me to the likes of Pocket Edward (own one), The Dad Case (my H owns one), The Tuck, 2nd hand Embarrassment, Dumpsters,TomStu, Rob’s “awesome” fashion. I mean I can go on and on. But the point of my story is that I have not been so obsess I mean so supportive of a famous person(s) since New Kids on the Block. See what you do Rob, all because of an interview and the way you say under pants, org, or Sidewalk& Candy (in your American accent) and my most favorite word that comes out of your mouth is literally...LIT-TRA-Lee. I could get all fan girl but I won’t, so just keep on being your hot hobo self, say literally more, and the lumberjack beard is hot, seriously it’s hot the things that I would…….. Ps. don’t hide more much longer I am starting to go in to full Robwithdraw.
Thank you Awesomebigsister!! What was it for you? WHat made you fall in love with Rob? Why don’t you write us an emailRob and tell us how you fell for Rob!