Back by popular demand (!) One picture, two takes. Except this time we have FOUR takes on this unfortunate (or fortunate…) new picture of Rob`
Take 1
Dear Rob,
I know that face, that is the face I make when my roommate makes cabbage soup. The “getting a whiff of something heinous” face. What do you smell today, Rob? Your own BO?
Rob, did you get several deodorants in your Christmas stocking? Your family was dropping hints…Wash your clothes, ROB!! Hotels have laundry service…just a simple call to the front desk…usually just one button, seriously. Seriously.
Take 2
Dear Rob,
Really!? Seriously? You’re going to disappear on us for weeks on end, show up on our TV screens for 45 seconds fresh off a 3 day drinking binge with Tom Stu with a beard that reminds me of that guy who led the Jews out of Egypt and parted the Red Sea and make THAT face!?
Fine I’ll take it. We’re in SUCH a deep Rob drought that I’ll take you making your Edward “don’t come near me or my girl or else I’ll growl in my tight white T-shirt and show you my perfectly styled hair” face.
Grr baby,
UnintendedChoice
Take 3
Dear Rob,
You know what? I have determined that this face was the look you used all throughout 2008 whenever you saw Oregano. In 2009, you used it exclusively on Nikki Reed. In 2010, you’ve expanded this look to include anyone who asks you to shave off your beard (although your 2010 look hasn’t been as fierce given the bush on your face and serious lack of jaw fierceness) or anyone who asks you to present at an awards show. WAIT. Scratch that. On a second viewing… you look… turned on in a ferocious kinda way. Like you and your lover just had a screaming match over something really silly and you’ve finally come to the conclusion that it doesn’t really matter that you bought the gel toothpaste when the paste kind was clearly written on the list and you’re trying to control your rage and suddenly realize you’re not actually pissed but a hella-lot turned on then…BOOM…makeout.
Let’s fight over something silly,
CalliopeBlabs
Take 4
Dear Rob,
It looks like EW asked you if you can do any imitations and you showed them your best Austin Powers…
“Grrrrr baby… do I make you horny? Randy, baby, yea do I!?”
Well… now that you said it…
Love,
Themoonisdown
Follow the jump for an EXTRA special surprise
New EW Outtakes!!!
Rob's KungFu is strong
Oh...my....goooooossshhhhh
Crazytimes Rob Picture Source: Robsessed
New EW Outtakes source: Delaney
I’ll take him any way I can get ‘im.
By: Shirley on January 28, 2010
at 8:04 am
“You’re going to disappear on us for weeks on end, show up on our TV screens for 45 seconds fresh off a 3 day drinking binge with Tom Stu with a beard that reminds me of that guy who led the Jews out of Egypt and parted the Red Sea and make THAT face!?”
UC that was brills, thanks for putting my feelings into words! I heart you!
By: misty on January 28, 2010
at 8:07 am
Before I even read the caption on that one pic I had that old song “Kung Fu Fighting” playing in my head. BruceLiRob! Ooh, Baby!
By: tupelohoney on January 28, 2010
at 8:07 am
You were gone? Personal reasons? jk jk jk
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 11:08 am
Yeah, you could say that…
By: tupelohoney on January 28, 2010
at 11:35 am
I love NinjaRob.
By: SingleStrand on January 28, 2010
at 8:08 am
We were thinking the same thing… LOL.
By: tupelohoney on January 28, 2010
at 8:12 am
I’ve never seen him pose like that, he’s so cute! Haha. He looks like a kid there.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 9:55 am
He IS NinjaRob! We don’t see him for months and then when we do? KarateChop!
By: Katie S on January 28, 2010
at 10:18 am
ikr? As the girls on the forum yesterday noted, we see him jump here, but we do not see him LAND. NinjaRob probably stumbles to the floor, the grips his ankle saying “Bollocks! I thought I had that one.” and then smokes a cigarette to recover from the sudden physical activity. 😉
By: SingleStrand on January 28, 2010
at 10:38 am
NinjaRob is really ‘Bout2BInjuredRob
By: allryans on January 28, 2010
at 11:08 am
Zing!
By: Katie S on January 28, 2010
at 12:11 pm
I’m A-OK with that. ‘Bout2BInjuredRob = NeedsSomeoneToBabyHimRob and I can fulfill that job description any day of the week. Candy striper outfit, check. White thigh-high stockings, check. Caring yet sexy bedside manner, check. ‘Babying’ experience with the male species, check. Licensed massage therapist, well not exactly check, but I’m sure I can improvise. 😉
By: SingleStrand on January 28, 2010
at 12:18 pm
What exactly about the above comment offended someone? If I can’t make my light-hearted joke scenarios less offensive, maybe I shouldn’t be commenting? I do apologize for whatever part of that was any more inappropriate than anything else said around here. Srsly.
By: SingleStrand on January 28, 2010
at 2:11 pm
I am WAYYYY hormonal right now. I need to calm down and back away from the laptop. Apologies. The Forum and fic will be my safe haven for a few days!
By: SingleStrand on January 28, 2010
at 2:23 pm
Wait, don’t go! We miss you here.
Email me when you can. I’m hormonal too…when am I never hormonal? 🙂
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 3:16 pm
Have you guys seen the new banner pics of WET Rob at the top of ROBobessed page? OMG! I def wouldn’t mind playing with a *hose* to get each of us wet. That makes my nipples hard just thinking about it. ARGGGG If this keeps up I am going to prove the scientific theory of spontaneous combustion.
By: snapped on January 28, 2010
at 3:27 pm
HA! I effin love you SB. I’ll email you riiiight now!
By: SingleStrand on January 28, 2010
at 3:50 pm
Uh, those wet Rob pics are WIN. I wouldn’t mind playing with his hose a bit. 😉
And here I go again with the inappropriate comments.
By: SingleStrand on January 28, 2010
at 3:52 pm
Yes, I love the new robsessed banner!
SS – I <3u too!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 5:09 pm
NinjaRob makes me laugh hard. Whenever I see Rob attempting something semi-athletic it makes me Robgiggle.
And what is he doing with his hand in that picture? Is that the symbol for “hangin’ tough”? Oh Rob. . .
But that last picture makes up for everything. Wow!!
By: toooldforthis on January 28, 2010
at 8:12 am
“But that last picture makes up for everything. Wow!!”
Yes, everything. Absolutely everything. Swooooooooon.
By: twimilf on January 28, 2010
at 8:29 am
Oh, yeah, pop that collar Rob!!! ROWR! 🙂
By: TheColdWoman on January 28, 2010
at 8:37 am
I think it was a post on LTR that said “Rob doesn’t pop his collars, they just experience spontaneous erection touching his neck” ?
By: The Old One on January 28, 2010
at 2:33 pm
purrrrr
By: snapped on January 28, 2010
at 3:29 pm
semi-athletic….hahaha
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 9:00 am
Oh my goodness, that one is the best. He looks like he’s seducing us.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 9:56 am
He’s certainly seducing me.
By: toooldforthis on January 28, 2010
at 10:13 am
Yep, it’s working on me so well. Not gonna complain.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 10:39 am
lmao!
…the pissed-off-face…don’t know why…but it’s really funny, perhaps somebody showed him some healthy food or so….
….the Kung-Fu…pic…..the open-mouth….yeah…very “convincing” as well this…
“Hey people, I LOVE sport”-attitude…… haha
…I LOVE LOVE the pic with the white shirt…It’s the squint..damn..it’s always the squint!!!
GEORGEOUS!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 8:14 am
in that pic ……
I mean the one with the white shirt and with his hand covering his mouth…
WHY has this guy so much hair on his arms.???.and WHY the hell do I like it??? questions over questions………….
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 8:19 am
“and WHY the hell do I like it??? ”
Simple, because it’s Rob. He seriously makes just about ANYTHING look HAWT.
By: twimilf on January 28, 2010
at 8:54 am
belive me there are million of men with much more hair on their arms.i don’t understand why people think that he is too hairy.i mean i suppose (sure)there are more dark-skinned men than blond on the earth and they are mostly hairy.belive me especially the east side of the world is-(to me unbearable).but i guess people used to see shaved men in hollywood that’s why it seams strange and too much to them .plus i like it too
By: che on January 28, 2010
at 9:11 am
I know so many men that have WAY more hair than that. Just be glad it is on his arms and not his back, a hair sweater like that can ruin even the prettiest of faces.
By: HotJupiter on January 28, 2010
at 10:48 am
He’s still young. The hair sweater is still developing on him, but it will be there. His body needs that extra layer of warmth, and once it has fully grown in, he won’t need to wear so many extra shirts and jackets. His hair gene is strong.
By: The Old One on January 28, 2010
at 11:31 am
haha thx for that nightmare!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 11:35 am
you girls are friggin hillarious!
By: absolutelyvlc on January 28, 2010
at 2:27 pm
I love all that hair, it makes him very manly. I love it! Sigh.
How am I supposed to get stuff done today??? 😉
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 9:57 am
I have to admit, I dig the forearm hair. Much.
By: Jules on January 28, 2010
at 12:48 pm
The room service guy knocked over his Hot Pocket fort. Grrrr…
By: dazzledtodeath on January 28, 2010
at 9:06 am
haha…or himself did it….look at the pic above..I mean…how wonky is that!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 9:41 am
Simple is beautiful
or
less is more
but
more is too much (sometimes, especially when you don’t have any control on the pics).
P. S. When you don’t have ideas, you should do a post on Rob’s red carpet posing.
Rob,
I know I’m not being fair here because most of the celebrities are 10000 times more ridiculous than you when they’re posing and also because I don’t know how you do it (when will you finally show me?) but you actually turn out sooo good in most of the photos. Probably the cameras have a sort of sexual feeling and have a crush on you. But not all (cf. black & white pics above :-).
Me
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 8:15 am
yeah..the camera LOVES him….sigh
I (!) really cannot develop any compassion ….
NOT fair the world…….again!!!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 8:38 am
I love the “more is too much” – I always wonder how it works. Especially someone like him who isn’t so established. Does the photographer or art director say, “OK, jump in the air and act like you’re riding a horse!” and he just does it? Is there any back and forth? Does occasionally Rob say, “Ya know, I don’t think I can do that.” I mean, I watched the Vanity Fair video (yeah, all hour+ of it) and he was doing whatever they asked. Jump in the air and look at Kristen. Karate chop the air. Spin on swing. Look longingly at Cam. Whatever.
I just don’t think I’ll see Clooney or Leo karate chopping the air anytime soon.
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 9:27 am
Yes, the photograh tells him what to do. And I guess this could reveal many careers to (crazies) passionate people, telling him what to do and deciding on the clothes he should/should not wear.
He can say no but he’s not George. George handles & manipulates the media by himself with a huge smile, Rob is being constantly dragged& grabbed by Nick. I think he’s secretly hoping to be the next TomStu 🙂
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 9:50 am
He was a model before he was an actor, and has been modelling all the time between movies. Damn, now you’ve gone and made me think of the zygote.
By: The Old One on January 28, 2010
at 11:35 am
Hahah, yeah on the sexual feeling camera! He is so charming, the camera obeys him.
How’ve you been?
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 9:58 am
caffeined to coma.
sorry I haven’t wrote u in a while. trying to make up for that this week-end.
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 10:06 am
The hairy forearms are killing me!
NORMAL??
By: Goodgirlgoneplaid on January 28, 2010
at 8:16 am
me too..he has just the right amount on his body, but the hairy arms are manly. And the armpits. I love a picture with armpit hair. Mind you, this only applies to Rob. I don’t have a big thing for armpit hair in general.
By: dazzledtodeath on January 28, 2010
at 9:00 am
I don’t have a big thing for armpit hair in general…
Hilarious! I’m at school and nearly fell out of my chair… not good. Though I think I needed that this morning. Thanks d2d!
By: tupelohoney on January 28, 2010
at 10:10 am
welcome 🙂
By: dazzledtodeath on January 28, 2010
at 10:42 am
Me too! It’s so sexy. Don’t ya just want to touch it?
Dazzled I feel that way too about the armpit hair. LOL.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 10:00 am
exactly
Oh…my….goooooossshhhhh
these pics are just perfect i can’t even laugh
By: che on January 28, 2010
at 8:18 am
“Hotels have laundry service…just a simple call to the front desk…usually just one button, seriously. Seriously.” Haha!
KungFu Rob just made me melt.
By: Shleeeigh on January 28, 2010
at 8:37 am
Those letters are brilliant!
Dear Rob,
I was mad at you for a little while. How dare you disappear for so long like that! I was getting kind of worried.
With the final picture, you completely erased all traces of annoyance I had. I was rendered speechless.
That stare… so angry and intense. I lit’rally have no words.
Be angry at me. I’ve been a bad girl,
Jess
By: Jess on January 28, 2010
at 8:38 am
holla girl.
It can be annoyingly easy to forget just how well he comes up with a ‘wash’ (read: back-to-basics photoshoot, we all know he probably didn’t *actually* wash…)
By: cledbo on January 28, 2010
at 5:23 pm
I cannot believe what I’m just realizing……..Is that the black leather jacket from the NM press tour?
Did Rob “borrowed” something again? Or was the shoot later?
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 8:42 am
i’ve just checked it, no it’s not .this one has 2 vertical zippers both sides
By: che on January 28, 2010
at 9:20 am
thx..for this very important information…lol….I checked it out as well..yeah I’ve nothing better to do…I know….and I saw a lot of other very awkward ET outtakes…Don’t know what they were trying to do …Rob and the photographer…
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 9:35 am
ur welcome, this was top secret but just wanna to share 😀
By: che on January 28, 2010
at 10:02 am
I cannot believe the serious investigation that’s going on. Hilarious!!!
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 10:02 am
hey not so seroius just have the pics don’t blame us:)i guess too much attention what he wears or steals
By: che on January 28, 2010
at 10:09 am
🙂
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:16 am
Good to know since you and I take inventory of his wardrobe! 🙂 Add it/modify your list.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 10:03 am
it’s not difficult to do the inventory:
4 jackets, 2 t shirts, 1 hoodie, a couple of plaids, 2 jeans, 2 sneakers, 2 caps and a couple of Raybans, one beanie and 2 metrosexual bags. There’s got to be a deodorant somewhere but he has no idea where plus a parfume only for very special occasions.
Did I leave out smth?
P.S. The suits don’t count, there’s at Stephanie/Nick’s place so they don’t arrive into the garbage by mistake when somebody cleans the floor.
The boxers and socks don’t count either, he probably throws them away rather than washing them. I just have one question : given the amount of effort that it takes, does he wash the new underweare before wearing it?
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 10:16 am
you’re wrong…TWO beanies…and NO!…no washing before..hahaha
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:23 am
I thought of the blue one, but you know it’s somewhere under Tom’s bed by now. Plus it changed colour because of the dust.
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 10:26 am
This is such a great convo………haha….I thought Rob is actually somewhere under Tom’s bed now! Seriously!…and hopefully NOT covered with dust!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:29 am
I think you’re wrong. He is now IN !!! TomStu’s bed, covered with some plaids because Tom forgot to call the people who repair the heating thing since it broke last winter. BUt this can only be good news: less open windows time=less dust.
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 10:41 am
MP that sounds about right. However we’ll specify each single item LOL~
If Rob reads this omg, he is so sure to hide. We sound like crazed stalkers!!!! Rob I assure you, we are normal! We’re not stalkers.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 10:50 am
Minuit..I’m out ..you win!!! lmao
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:53 am
http://tomsturridge.net/photos/displayimage.php?pid=5048&fullsize= 1
http://c2.api.ning.com/files/p2FUbbgT7FHlUKV3kRVn10vtqWh3oEaaVokXY0Psz aFOuWcrmHwRniP2GFI5rlvbjrqk4TmXlZGsDP-SoktHVe0DInirg18i/robharpot.jpg
😀
By: che on January 28, 2010
at 1:48 pm
http://c2.api.ning.com/files/p2FUbbgT7FHlUKV3kRVn10vtqWh3oEaaVokXY0Psz aFOuWcrmHwRniP2GFI5rlvbjrqk4TmXlZGsDP-SoktHVe0DInirg18i/robharpot.jpg
http://tomsturridge.net/photos/displayimage.php?pid=5048&fullsize= 1
sorry i’ve just seen that
it seams it’s not just the beanie under Tom’s bed
By: che on January 28, 2010
at 1:53 pm
Is it new? The pic I mean.
I think the group has an unique dressing room (read a room with all their clothes all over the floor).
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 6:48 pm
Where is he!!!!!
Not to dis the pics, *dripple, dripple* but I’ve been looking at these for the last few days, and heart-breakingly beautiful though he may be, this rob drought is driving me insane.
Blimey I’d even settle for robsten news just so I know he’s alive and well and still with us (if only in our wildest dream) *ramble, ramble, ramble*.
I want him back..NOW!
By: mine!mine!mine! on January 28, 2010
at 8:44 am
bad typos should read ‘dribble, dribble’ doh!!!
By: mine!mine!mine! on January 28, 2010
at 8:50 am
The first pic makes me think … sorry all … of Rob trying not to, ya know, um, ya know, and so he’s thinking of 1998 cricket scores to um, stave off the inevitable. Or god, maybe I’ve just read far too much fanfic.
I love Kung Fu Rob!
The 2nd-to-last photo makes me think of that Saturday Night Live skit with Mary Katherine Gallagher where she puts her fingers under her arms and then smells them. Not really attractive.
The last photo. Died.
Miss you, Rob. UC & Moon, please post any and all photos coming up with Rob and Uma in passionate embraces. 😉
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 9:00 am
the 2nd-to-last pic…Ha!!That’s my fav….and now you made me laugh so much….it’s right..it looks exactly like that..lol
I love it still b/c me has a week for his hands!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 9:17 am
The first pic kinda looks like he’s doing the Elvis lip curl.
Maybe someone told him looking up from under your brows and scowling is hot? *sigh* they were right.
By: dazzledtodeath on January 28, 2010
at 9:03 am
This picture kinda scares me.
He still looks so pretty though.
Maybe that’s what’s scary? That someone so pretty could pull such a scary face. Hmmmm.
By: Jayde on January 28, 2010
at 9:16 am
that’s exactly what i’m saying… he looks SOO angry and like he’s about to attack the shit out of me and all i can think is “please let it be with your penis”
By: calliope on January 28, 2010
at 11:41 am
YES!
By: Katie S on January 28, 2010
at 12:13 pm
Easy win!
By: Beth on January 28, 2010
at 1:26 pm
Love your avi!! I’m sure that is what I would look like if I ever saw Rob in person!! TO funny! LOL
By: snapped on January 28, 2010
at 3:33 pm
Too
By: snapped on January 28, 2010
at 3:34 pm
Then you’d TRULY be his little spider monkey. 😀
By: Beth on January 29, 2010
at 1:22 pm
I love the way your brain works Calliope. Next time my beau looks at me all angry like that I’m just gonna pretend he wants to “attack me with his penis” (Although…. me laughing at his ire might just make things worse?)
By: absolutelyvlc on January 28, 2010
at 2:31 pm
PS – I can’t believe I actually just used the word “beau”.
By: absolutelyvlc on January 28, 2010
at 2:32 pm
Where were you, abs?
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 3:03 pm
LMAO!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 3:24 pm
i thought the world was ending. i had “possibility” on repeat because i hadn’t seen RobLove in weeks and then these pictures come out.
DAY-UM!!!
By: solitagirl on January 28, 2010
at 9:34 am
that first picture just makes me think, “uh, who farted?”
Clearly, whoever smelt it, dealt it, Rob.
By: milfy goodness on January 28, 2010
at 9:34 am
I think “Kung Fu Rob” is actually “Hang Loose Rob”. I think he’s practicing his surf moves.
Ok, the thought of Rob actually attempting to surf just made me gigglesnort coffee….
By: Zees84 on January 28, 2010
at 9:45 am
the thought of Rob trying to surf 🙂
I also wonder what was he doing when he was going skiing with his family. Probably having some hot wine at the restuarants on the slopes with the money Clare gave him for surfing private lessons to improve his technique.
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 9:56 am
a skiing-ace in the apres ski bar 🙂
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:01 am
They even gave him a medal for that.
He told Clare it was the prize he got for his surf exam at the end of the week.
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 10:20 am
at the end of 3! weeks…plus it was the booby prize
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:33 am
Booby prize? As in boobs? What are you talking about? Do you know smth I don’t? Were you there?
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 10:48 am
consolation prize!!! (thx SB!)but i like the word booby prize more…lol
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 11:03 am
I say let’s give up the RL European Robstalking and go skiing together and practise the après ski “sporty” activities..
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 10:23 am
YES!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:34 am
Oh I’d love to see Rob ski…or maybe even snowboard! 😉 He will look adorable when he falls on his butt(or face) on the snow.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 10:54 am
Or possibly Rob doing his best Taylor impression. Like they were all hanging out, and Taylor was all “Yeah, Rob, do the brooding look ONE MORE TIME. It never gets old,” and Rob was like, “Well, we can’t all do handstands in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO SHOOT, can we? *jumps in the air* Look at me, I’m Taylor!” and Kristen is all like, “Idiots.”
By: Grey on January 28, 2010
at 10:47 am
‘turned on in a ferocious kinda way”
Yes he does look like it! And that would be the best type of DTD! It kind of reminds me of Edward’s bent up frustration and all the sexual tension in Twilight, breaking headboards and ripping a black lacey nightgown. And of course, I can totally picture Rob being this way, when he is mad. Haha. Hot!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 9:52 am
How am I supposed to get work done with a visual of Rob ripping black lacy nightgowns?
By: BiteThatLipRob on January 28, 2010
at 11:22 am
Haha, sorry! 😉
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 12:01 pm
You said “bent up frustration” and I got a very naughty visual.
By: The Old One on January 28, 2010
at 11:43 am
Gosh, yeah thanks TOO! hahahahah. You know a lot of times I say something and it comes out so naughty than what I meant for it to be. Haha.
It reminded me of one of his pics, let me see if I can find it.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 12:00 pm
So I saw these last night, and I was totally expecting more of the VF-style “outtakes” where you look at them and think “THESE are OUTTAKES?” and then you zone out for like 8 mins until you suddenly snap back to life when your laptop sparks from all the drool that’s landed in the keys……
But no such luck this time around. These did nothing for me. Nada. Except maybe that last one a teeny little bit… But yeah, these are definitely outtakes in the traditional sense of the word in that they’re pretty damn awkward and not up to par with his holy hotnesses normal hotness levels. I’m off to google me some GQ Rob to make up for it.
Sorry for the rambling. I’m all caffeined up this morning.
By: HeyyyBrother on January 28, 2010
at 9:52 am
HeyyyBrother, Did you see the photo on the cover that issue? The Rob cover? THAT was an outtake. Between that and the original Twilight cover (you know, that AWFUL photo of Rob with horribly-styled hair and gobs of lipstick with Kristen and her middle-parted hair and the cheezy styled apple, a la Harlequin novel cover) I think someone at Entertainment Weekly has it in for Rob.
I will NEVER forgive you, anonymous EW art editor, for picking that photo. Kung Fu Rob would have been a better cover.
Photos of which I speak:
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 10:44 am
I’m so mad that I clicked on that first link and it brought me to THAT magazine cover.
By: Katie S on January 28, 2010
at 10:55 am
Sorry, Katie. But my point was made. EW hates Rob.
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 11:05 am
They’re just jealous… of his… hair?
By: Katie S on January 28, 2010
at 12:23 pm
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. That cover is beyond atrocious. I’ve seen that picture before, but never the full cover so I never knew where it came from. If I were Rob, I’d have it written into every contract that I didn’t have to do photo shoots for EW.
By: HeyyyBrother on January 28, 2010
at 11:03 am
I’m glad that’s not in my Robporn collection. What the hell did they do to him? He sure didn’t look like that in the movie.
By: dazzledtodeath on January 28, 2010
at 11:45 am
I’m with HB, I had seen the picture, but, of course, no one had ever bothered to make it bigger than a tiny thumbnail pic bc who in their right mind would want to look at that shizz. In any event, the first picture scared me so much, that in my haste to get away, I closed my entire Firefox window, and not just the tab. That’s a big deal for me!
AWAY AWAY
By: Zees84 on January 28, 2010
at 11:18 am
Oh! I really don’t like that picture of them, haha! It doesn’t even look like him. What the heck?
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 11:21 am
What I can’t believe is that he LET them do him up like that! Did he look in the mirror?
By: Rob's Bitch on January 28, 2010
at 1:49 pm
I KNOW, I don’t feel it either! Why am I not feeling it?
By: moaninmymouth on January 29, 2010
at 6:03 am
LOL
Second to last pic looks a little like… “Oh, oh, that last HotPocket must have been bad” or he remenbered the fan that got naked for him at the NM premiere.
The Kung-Fu-Rob shot reminded me why I love His-Royal-Dorkiness sooooooo much. ❤
Last picture though: Wouzza, now that IS FUCKHAWT!
*swooooooooon*
By: Silence on January 28, 2010
at 9:53 am
Oooops, I meant to write “he REMEMBERED”… guess I need more coffee…
By: Silence on January 28, 2010
at 9:58 am
Now, the rest of them….ah, well I just can’t stop staring. 🙂 Look at his arm there? Wow, that must be from working out for the New Moon Edward! Squee.
These pics are giving me dirty thoughts and it’s not even 10 am!!!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 9:54 am
And the arm hair is so sexy…hot! One of the pictures show a little bit of his chest hair, that’s great too!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 10:11 am
I wonder how many takes they had to do to capture that Kung Fu Rob pic. I can just see an entire roll of film used to try and get the one where he looks cool and athletic and not like a hyperactive kid on ritalin.
By: Kendall on January 28, 2010
at 10:02 am
so that was a failure!!! because you nailed it….he looks like an hyperactive kid on ritalin!!! lol….hello…all hkor…just kidding! You don’t look like that!!!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:40 am
Uh muh guh. I adore these photos. He looks like such a goofball in some, but good lord, man.
I love the one with the fingers on his mouth like he just now realized KStew has had a greasy mullet for way past the Runaways filming. It’s the “threw up in my mouth” face. And I still think he’s hot.
And “it doesn’t really matter that you bought the gel toothpaste when the paste kind was clearly written on the list”???
I want to argue with him about toothpaste in the worst way. Only with the make up special hugs though.
By: Katie S on January 28, 2010
at 10:03 am
“I want to argue with him about toothpaste in the worst way?” That’s sweet.
lion
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 10:47 am
We have a sweet relationship.
By: Katie S on January 28, 2010
at 12:24 pm
Very shag-a-dellic.
By: LauraBee on January 28, 2010
at 10:03 am
Hair Porn, Jaw Porn, Kung-fu Porn
Yes Please, all of the above.
By: 3hboyshouse on January 28, 2010
at 10:10 am
Yes, yes, yes!!!!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 10:52 am
Everything about this man and his adorkable self is so effing sexxy. These picture make me feel like bella with edward…..he’s so freaking beautiful it’s painful to look at him…like i get a hole punched into my chest just by staring at these pics.
As minuit passe said, the camara LOVES him!!
this video (link below) is one of my favorites. It’s so funny to watch him as people take photos with him. He’ll be smiling, then the second he poses for the picture, he goes into “brooding” mode, then immediately snaps back to happy rob the second after the picture is taken. It’s like photoshoot autopilot for him….smiley rob…camera out…sexxy brooding rob….camera away…smiley rob.
By: usualnurse on January 28, 2010
at 10:12 am
thx for posting it..sucking-in-cheeks-Rob…too funny…..plus he looked beautiful that day!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:47 am
Every time I watch that video, I get to around 3 minutes and then get motion sick and want to vomit. Am I missing anything? Other than general beanie hotness?
By: SingleStrand on January 28, 2010
at 10:49 am
Everytime I watch that video I think, I will never behave this way as a fan. Sorry about the motion sickness, SS.
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 10:58 am
…instead of chasing him down, I will spend X number of hours at my computer… to drool over him with others who feel the same way.
This is much more dignified, right?
*shakes head*
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 11:07 am
ML that’s definitely more dignified. I do the same thing day in day out. If/when I ever run into him I prolly won’t be able to speak anyway. I’ll just stare with my mouth wide open. I think it’s better we just look at his pics online for now!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 12:25 pm
it’s the last part of the video where he really starts taking photos with people and immediatly does the brooding and “sucking in” of the cheekbones….making love to those lucky cameras.
Of all the “Faces O’ Rob”, this Rob is my perfect Rob. Beanie and Raybans, sweet, kind, gentle, humble. Actually, add a days worth of scruff, then that’d be perfection. I love when he says “it’ll ruin it” about signing the guitar. That effing sexxy ass accent makes me hurt.
I’m at work right now posting this. This is NOT good. I may have to excuse myself for a 5 minute bathroom break 😉
By: usualnurse on January 28, 2010
at 1:58 pm
He looks very cute in that video and I adore him, but my threshold for embarrassment for others is too low and I made it until about 3:45 before I had to shut it off. I just can’t. I can’t handle fangirls telling him he’s beautiful and not to cut his hair. And the bodyguard yelling at people to not get more than one autograph. I wonder how embarrassed this makes Rob?
If I just happen to see him in London, I will have to admire from afar. I could never do what those girls do. My palms are sweating just from watching others make fools of themselves.
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 10:55 am
Well said, TLG.
Agree 100%, but love the gum chewing.
lion
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 11:00 am
Love the gum chewing too! So cute.
Only thing: It reminds me of my mom telling me as a teen “Quit smackin’ on that gum, it looks so trashy and common!” lol.
By: tupelohoney on January 28, 2010
at 11:29 am
Tupelo, my mother uses those exact words, “trashy and common.” Guess it’s a southern thang.
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 11:42 am
Guess it is a “southern thang”! I’ve been hearing it all my life. Seems I was constantly doing things that were “trashy and common”. I’m bad, I guess!
By: tupelohoney on January 28, 2010
at 11:46 am
My mother said that too! Actually she said “only cows chew that much.” She hated gum chewing with a passion.
Amen on the southern thang!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 11:56 am
I’m so with you on this one, but if you “accidently” see him, you have to drop a joke or smth. Especially if he’s KStewless.
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 11:34 am
YOu mean I shouldn’t say, “oh, you don’t sparkle?”
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 11:43 am
LMAO!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 11:51 am
hahaha
I wanted to reply to TLG on her seeing Rob. But that could actually be a great pick-up line. Or depending on the time of the night and pints on the table : “Some crazies are talking about the sparklepeen. Have any idea why?”
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 12:06 pm
Haha! He will be confuzzled ML!
He will be like “what are you talking about?”
MP I love your newly coined word “kstewless.”
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 12:09 pm
I’ve said this before, but I just want to see him in a glass case like a museum exhibit. I just want to e-x-a-m-i-n-e him in person.
Ok, I’d like the exhibit to speak in a British accent too.
By: Rob's Bitch on January 28, 2010
at 1:53 pm
Same here….I could never ever do to Rob what those screaming silly fans do…totally embarassing, like…DONT YOU HAVE NO SHAME?
I’m perfectly happy admiring and drooling over Rob from afar …and if ever I do see him in public (lol which will probably never happen as I live in a part of Asia that isnt’ Japan! ;)) I wouldnt even go near him. I’d just happily look and stay away and maybe die a little inside because I’m just bursting 😉 But yeah, thats how it would be.
Sweet, gracious, respectful Rob….being mobbed by hoards of crazy biotches and the paparazzi is truly awful especially if it happens 24/7…This just goes to show what an amazing person he really is because he never looks pissed, or haughty, or annoyed…Sweetheart really.
By: Paloma on January 29, 2010
at 8:10 am
The cheek-sucking is so BLUE STEEL.
By: The Old One on January 28, 2010
at 11:54 am
Pouty Rob…yum
Again I say ‘this man is sooooooo heart-breakingly beautiful.’
My day is now ruined.
I want him bad! 🙂
and mountainlion I agree, much more dignified to drool in private rather than scream like a fruit loop in his face.
By: mine!mine!mine! on January 28, 2010
at 11:58 am
“drool like a fruit loop in his face?” Can I reuse this?
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 12:44 pm
of course my dear use away 🙂
By: mine!mine!mine! on January 28, 2010
at 1:06 pm
Okay the pic with the leather coat pulling up the collar… gah damn rob! bringing the pretty in those.
Where is this dude? Does he not leave his “flat”? The paparazzi suck ass in London or something. Thank God for Eclipse coming out because his sexy ass will be doing majah press and giving us tons of Rob-porn.
Maybe we shouldn’t call it a drought…more like a fast. When he finally comes out to do Eclipse stuff he’ll look even better… no beard preferrably. He gives good jaw.
By: Megsten on January 28, 2010
at 10:41 am
If he never goes away, how will we ever miss him?
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 10:45 am
gahhhhhh….TLG…I love you!!!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 10:49 am
backatcha, Robgirl. Is it weird that depending on your avatar, I think you have dark hair, then blonde hair, then I think you’re a doppelganger for Kate Moss? 😉
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 10:56 am
Not weird….normal.!!!
That’s my split personality…ME looking different from every angle!!!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 11:12 am
and “doppelganger” is german+ english…haha…I didn’t know that
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 11:21 am
TLG I like you but in this particular moment I very much DISlike you. Aren’t we unlucky enough to go through the drought, do you have to add to it and indirectly tell him he’s right about his low-key thing? I think IT SUCKS. BIG TIME!!! What? No, I’m not being selfish at all.
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 11:27 am
I get it, minuit passé. I just think it’s good for us to miss him a bit. Yes, selfishly I wish he’d walk down the street every day and we’d get daily photos (that way you could make sure your wardrobe inventory is up-to-date). BUT, it’s actually better if we don’t. Anticipation is actually good for our Roblove. You’ll see. 🙂
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 11:31 am
You’re as masochistic as the Twi lion. 🙂
Of course this is good for him. But not for me!!! And the day I’ll have a Rob overdose and say I have enough of this guy, I’ll be so happy and proud of myself. And shed a tear like parents who are embarrassingly proud when their kid was accepted in a great school. 🙂
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 11:41 am
WAIT… TLG!
You were NOT talking about Kristen’s quote thinking about Edward?…lol
…anyway that doesn’t affect my feelings for you at all!
By: robgirl86 on January 28, 2010
at 11:46 am
There’s got be a happy medium. Remember Me shoot=lots of Rob, now =way too little Rob. I need a little Rob at least every couple of days.
And the telethon was like giving someone who’s dying of thirst an eyedropper full of water. NOT enough.
By: dazzledtodeath on January 28, 2010
at 11:50 am
Robgirl, you should know me better than that. I don’t quote Kristen. 😉 And I wholeheartedly disagree with the sentiment in regard to Edward and New Moon. I was counting the minutes until he reappeared. I skimmed the book until his name reappeared on the pages.
Hmmm, does that mean I love Edward more than Rob? Absolutely not. It just means I’m not ready for a movie where Rob’s absent for half the movie.
I think I’ve just stepped off the edge. I’ve posted more on this blog today than I have in the last 2 months. Maybe the Rob draught is playing with my mind.
minuit passé was right after all!!
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 11:56 am
Ha! I meant drought. Not draught. Although, Rob would probably rather have a draught. LOL.
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on January 28, 2010
at 11:59 am
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 11:50 am
Whereas being close makes the sparklepeen grow.
Ew, don’t mind me I come from the bar.
By: minuit passé on January 28, 2010
at 6:58 pm
OMG Minuit, I’m so glad I came here to check. Lol. That is so funny! Do I sound like Jessica now?
Haha! I got your email, sounds like you had a ton of fun! I’m so jelly. You do realize it’s a work week right? 🙂 Aren’t bars for weekends?
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 11:12 pm
LOL!!! hilarious..”sparklepeen grow” =D
By: Paloma on January 29, 2010
at 8:14 am
So these pictures are hot, and I am happy to look at them, but who is ready for new photos? I know this girl is. So good thing Bel Ami is filming in London so in about a week we should get daily Rob pictures!
By: HotJupiter on January 28, 2010
at 10:51 am
Hope Rob will show up on a few talk shows for Remember Me, too.
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 11:02 am
I would really love it if he did.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 12:53 pm
Please God…
By: dazzledtodeath on January 28, 2010
at 11:51 am
It’s kind of amazing how photogenic Rob is. Honestly.
By: allryans on January 28, 2010
at 11:15 am
I seriously can’t believe you posted that scary pic 4 times on this post. Only at LTR! 😉
By: Krystle on January 28, 2010
at 11:16 am
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By: Should Robert Pattinson Enunciate More? | A Twilight Kiss on January 28, 2010
at 11:53 am
CABBAGE SOUP! Bhahahahhaaaaa. WORST SMELL EVER!!
By: Janetrigs on January 28, 2010
at 11:58 am
I’ll ask roommate not to make it when you come to visit.
By: BrookeLockart on January 28, 2010
at 9:16 pm
I hope he ‘borrowed’ that white tee.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on January 28, 2010
at 12:01 pm
AY DIOS MIO, QUE DOLORRRRRRR!!! *rolls the tongue*
annnnnnnd done.
By: LadyN on January 28, 2010
at 12:51 pm
Oh my gosh!
I have to excuse myself, be right back!
By: whiteflower723 on January 28, 2010
at 1:12 pm
Whiteflower~
Imma have to excuse myself everytime I see your avi photo.
By: mountainlion on January 28, 2010
at 1:17 pm
take all the time you need… =)
By: whiteflower723 on January 29, 2010
at 2:47 pm
Ay caramba! Your avatar is totally killing me today!
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 1:49 pm
I’m still singing Kriss Kross…
The Daddy Mack’ll make ya, JUMP, JUMP!!!!
Moon, I cherish my Drunk Rob Air Guitars To AC/DC pic. Please make me a Kriss Kross one. I’m not kidding.
“Some may try to rhyme, but they can’t rhyme like this…”
By: Leigh Anne on January 28, 2010
at 1:34 pm
I just snorted in an extremely inappropriate way in my very quiet office.
Thank you for sending me back to the early 90s for a minute, Leigh Anne!
By: cledbo on January 28, 2010
at 5:32 pm
I just died a little… Rob’s kung fu is strong??
And I completely think like UC. She is sooo right. He doesn’t show up for like months and then give us this look. Bad move Rob, very bad move. (read: Bad move as in you get me so turned on I want to …. *figure the rest out yourself*)
By: Bleriana on January 28, 2010
at 2:30 pm
Bleriana do you perhaps mean you want to “kung” his “fu”?
By: absolutelyvlc on January 28, 2010
at 2:34 pm
‘kung’ his ‘fu’ hahaha wonderfull
these could be new secret codes for -uknowwhatbelarianameant-
By: che on January 28, 2010
at 2:45 pm
Hahah, you crack me up today.
By: southernbelle on January 28, 2010
at 3:31 pm
i srsly gasped out loud when i clicked the jump and kungfu rob popped up. that is like really hot. i miss seeing rob out. he needs to have another photoshoot because we get them rob gems from them. you should totes break EW down vanity fair style.
By: beccA :) on January 28, 2010
at 3:27 pm
Is it weird that even though I am mega disappointed by the pic where he is covering The Mouth, I am also amazingly turned on by his super hairy arms?
God I love Hairy Rob.
By: kat on January 28, 2010
at 5:20 pm
That’s what I call Evil Rob and I don’t like it.
By: JellybeanRainbow on January 28, 2010
at 7:56 pm
Rob looks like he might have taken Joey Tribbiani’s school of “Smell the Fart” acting. Rob must have forgotten his lines and needed a minute. Yes, that’s a Friends reference. Go ahead. Love it.
By: Freya on January 28, 2010
at 8:10 pm
you girls are the best…i laugh, i cry, i wet myself..oh TMI..? Anyway i have a ? pls …i’d like to know if Beardward is for his next movie? Bel Ami? do we know this? I mean otherwise he would shaved for ‘us’ right..? right..? i mean he’s hawt but..umm i dunno about that..imagine the beard rash..oh.. um …maybe not..
By: Meliss on January 28, 2010
at 9:35 pm
yes… from what i’ve heard through the grapevine (cuz i no longer read stuff about rob) it’s for his next movie! weight gain too! although 100 bucks says he made them write that into the script
By: unintendedchoice on January 28, 2010
at 10:42 pm
The second and last pictures… goodness… You don’t want to know what’s on my mind right now…
On second thought… You WOULD want to know… hahahaha HOT!!!!
By: Violet on January 28, 2010
at 10:07 pm
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at 7:51 pm
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at 5:45 am
The pic where his hand is covering his mouth(and all the other ones too,actually): WOW!
By: Aurora on April 13, 2010
at 3:48 pm