Do you know how crazy you’ve made me? I seem to have come down with some sort of flu (yes, I just had pneumonia- I’m a mess!) and so I spent yesterday in the Emergency Room on some IV fluids to strengthen my weak body. As I was lying in the room with a needle poking my arm (um, ouch. Remind me to never have something more serious. I can’t handle pain) I was thinking of you. No no, not really about you- your attractiveness, your word vomiting adorkableness, and where the H you’ve been- although if I had, That would be Normal, but I was thinking about how I had to write a letter to you today and how even if I was feeling 100% I have NOTHING to say because you’re completely and utterly MIA and how that’s not fair because how am I supposed to write a blog about you when there’s nothing to say? Then I realized I probably shouldn’t care and should focus instead on how to make that fluid in the bag move faster (I may have considered puncturing a hole in it) so that I could get the needle out of me PRONTO.
Anyway, I came up with a little ditty to show how utterly ridiculous I am committed I am to you:
I, UnintendedChoice, take you, Robert Pattinson, to be my obsessive hobby, constantly on my mind, my faithful partner and my love from this day forward. In the presence of Moon, your mom and Dick and my family and friends, I offer you my solemn vow to faithfully blog about you in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and in joy as well as in sorrow, like when a needle full of IV fluid is trying to kill me. I promise to blog about you unconditionally, even when you disappear and there’s nothing to say, to support you in your goals, even if they’re lame and involve questionable movie projects, to honor and respect you but not your choices in women, to laugh at with you and cry for with you, and to cherish you for as long as we both shall live.
Follow the jump for some special RobPorn from PinkPixieChick, Robsten4life and JodieO and Zeph
Thanks girls! And thanks to Moon. If you ever get sick, I got your back. Just not as much as I would have Rob’s back if he were sick. Cuz, well, you understand…..
Thanks to PinkPixieChick, Robsten4life and JodieO and Zeph for making this awesome porn. They have a gift, wouldn’t you agree?! Wanna thank these ladies, leave a comment and if you’re into FanFic go check out PixieChicks story!