Posted by: themoonisdown | January 19, 2010

She’s got the Rob Fever and the only cure for that is MORE ROBERT PATTINSON!

*Ahhh yes, Rob it’s time to break into your mailbag since you insist on having time away, going on vacation, not being snapped by the paparazzi and having a life outside of us… UGH, thanks a lot 😉 Feast your eyes on this love letter from a fan in Indonesia who either just learned the english language or has a faulty Indonesian to English translation dictionary*

So stable... so bleeding... so feverish

Dear Rob,

I’m one of your devotee from Indonesia. You know Indonesia, right? =) . And I realised that it must be lot of people, especially girls who ever said it, but im just want to say it by myself and I mean it that I’m REALLY REALLY LOVE AND ADORE YOU!!!. Eversince I saw you played Cedric Diggory in HP and Goblet Of Fire, you fascinated me with your handsomeness, inner beauty, and your stable role in that movie, whereas we all knew you’re just 17 y-o when you played Cedric, but still your act was very good!. But it’s too bad that you must died in HP and Goblet of Fire.. =(. But my addiction about you not just fading away. When I saw you as Edward Cullen in Twilight, wwwwooooooow, that tremble has starting again. Your mysterious, cold, silent thing has pulled me closer to know much about you. There’s something about you that undescribed with any word, that make me love you more. You’re just different from other hollywood actor I’ve ever known. You have that weird passion, and also you like have magical thing that make most girls in this world screaming, dying to see you.
c

Hey is this Indonesia? I love hanging out in trees in Indonesia

Actually, in my domain, the society is kind of underestimated you . There’s several people that have mocking you, And you know what I’ve done to them??? I’m mocking thme back, even worse!. I don’t care. All I care about is just you Rob!. I love you more than I love my BF. Ypu’re always in my dream while I’m sleeping. If I see lot of high trees, I imagined that you will climb the trees around just like Edward, and I’m your Bella. How crazy is that?? hehee. I thought that i have some kind of ROB FEVER rigth now. LOL

Is your brain still working? Still conjugating verbs and putting together sentences? Well take the jump to see her advice for Rob’s management and my cure for the fever

Rob, I want to give advice to you, or your management. How about you gathering all of your fans in the world, just for having chance to see you., in a special way of course, but you have to make some kind of quiz or contest, to test all of your fans. How far they know you well (I bet there’s nobody know you like I do). And if they succeeded, they have a big chance to meet you.

So, what do you think about my idea? I hope you like it and can make it real!! ( I really hope you do!)

Ok, I think thats it. I want you always REMEMBER ME Rob..
I LOVE YOU ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON!!!!
ROB, YOU ROBBED MY HEART. IAM A ROBSESSED!

XO.XO
Feverish in Indonesia

Hmmmm… are you listening Nick and Stephanie?! Feverish in Indonesia has it ALL figured out. Will you guys get on that? Kthanks. And I think UC may have the RobFever and we need a cure… what’s the cure people? Help us out!


Got the fever?! I’m pretty sure she get it from watching all these fever related videos…

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Responses

  1. “Your mysterious, cold, silent thing”
    Can I get a “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!”?!
    Good Lord. These letters never cease to amaze me. In every way. Thanks for the laugh, “Feverish” 😀

    • That’s what she said!

    • hehehehe. You beat me to it!

    • That’s what she said!

      My thoughts exactly!!

    • “silent thing”
      Is she talking about the sparklepeen or the sex-toys with no batteries? The mystery remains.

      • haha…I thought THAT was the “cold thing”!

  2. “Your mysterious, cold, silent thing has pulled me closer to know much about you.”

    “you like have magical thing that make most girls in this world screaming”

    euhm…

    THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

    couldn’t resist this one ;).

    • Haha! Great minds think alike!

      • ” you like have magical thing ” that caught my attention too

  3. One more crazy letter like this and I’m sending back my Rob fanclub badge. The 2nd hand embarrassment is killing me!

    • Agreed!

    • That is precisely why I haven’t been commenting.

      I’m just an anonymous member now. It’s for the best.

      *fades back to lurking*

      • No way fangbanger, your comments are always the best!

        • I’m not sure about “the best” but I thank you for the boost in esteem.

          ❤ you, Ms. Bella.

      • I downthumbed you for lurking. Even though I’ve been doing it, too. Now I shall submit this and downthumb myself.

        • I downthumbed you for lurking and for downthumbing me.

          Hater.

          • I downthumbed you for downthumbing my downthumb.

        • I downthumbed you because you ALWAYS make me laugh. Wait, what?

          • I downthumbed you because YOU are hilarious and because I would never want to leave you out. I mean, come on, it’s La Push, Baby! Lapushbaby! Love your face. And Chon’s. Even if he’s not a little girl in a shoe shirt. Muah!

        • What kind of game is this exactly? lol

          • It’s a game where we accidently show that we are all really more fake lesbian for each other more than our fake love of real Rob.

            It’s really hawt.

            PS. I need a letters to Finn site to go up. Someone needs to get on this!

        • I downthumbed you both for just being you. I’m going back to lurking now…but I’ll be doing it from my cave of fabtasticness.

          • That’s mine. Oh, yeah. The one right there, that one . . pointing down. Careful in that cave. Might be spiders and bears and mantisii, oh my.

          • I downthumbed you because your new profile pic is hawt.

          • I slaughter mantisii in my sleep. That’s just how badass I am. And fang, my pic mght be hawt but no one beats your “i’m going to personally teach you the Dewey decimal system” naughty librarian pic.

          • I thumbsuped you because well…

            I’m vain.

            😀

          • I downthumbed you because this is fun!

      • NO LURKING! come play!

  4. “I bet there’s nobody know you like I do”

    RUN ROB, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Misty, I was thinking the same thing…

    • yep!

      “How about you gathering all of your fans in the world”.
      I bet Rob would just LOVE that!

      • could you imagine?!?….bat crazy fan girls, thousands upon thousands of them…she hit it right on the nail, Rob would love it! God, how come she knows Rob so well? I hate her right now. lol

      • All the fans gathering together? Not a good idea. People would be killed. There would be riots in the streets.

    • Oh come on you know you feel the exact same way, you just aren’t saying it out loud. *heehee*

    • Scary!!!! Maybe Rob read this and that’s why he’s hiding.

  5. I got the fever and I know for sure there ain’t no cure!

    (Sorry… had to quote a Def Leppard song there. But I guess that’s ok since Joe Elliot was and is also and incredibly sexy Brit…)

    • I meant an incredibly sexy Brit! Where’s the coffee?

    • How do I come up with this crazy sh*t? I probably need to quit posting before I’m fully awake and fortified with a few cups of coffee…

    • I have the fever and I don’t want a cure! 🙂

  6. You won’t like it when I mock you. I will mock you *hard*.

  7. “But still your act was very good.”. Oh his “act” IS good. Just didn’t know that’s what we were callin it these days!

    • haha…I’m SURE his ACT is GOOD!!! Very GOOD!

  8. How did he get the tree like than without falling down. Kinda wild.http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Omg. Is Bobbygee really “Feverish in Indonesia”?

      I much prefer my earlier theory.

  9. The sad thing is, she doesn’t sound much different than some of the Americans who send you guys letters, and English is their first language (supposedly).

    • True. Maybe we should send them to Indonesia to get an education.

    • I was thinking the same thing. At least this chick has an excuse for her poor grammar.

    • you mean “subposively”.

    • TRUTH. sadly, we have not all mastered the english language.

  10. This is the proof, that actually so many girls are confusing Rob with Edward…..WEIRD that!

    “I imagined that you will climb the trees around just like Edward and I’m your Bella…”

    haha…spider-monkey forever!!!……even in my wildest (feverish or not) dreams I never thought of this scenario…….lol

    • “Spider Monkey Forever”-that should be a t-shirt, with a big heart with a pic Of E & B climbing a tree inside.

    • “If I see lot of high trees, I imagined that you will climb the trees around just like Edward, and I’m your Bella. How crazy is that??”
      Well, Feverish in Indonesia, this is just as crazy as you are. Very crazy. Hopeless crazy.

    • omg some how I missed that part…I can’t believe it….no wonder Rob is M.I.A. I would too if I got letters like this!

    • Gasp~!Spider Monkey forever!!!!

  11. quote

    “in a special way of course, but you have to make some kind of quiz or contest, to test all of your fans. How far they know you well (I bet there’s nobody know you like I do). And if they succeeded, they have a big chance to meet you.”

    unquote

    great idea! i bet rob would be fright.. um, i mean delighted to meet his most craziest and feeverish fan ever!

    • -e

  12. “just for having a chance to see you., in a special way of course”
    This sentence is giving rise to totally inappropriate thoughts in my mind 😛

    We should have more of this girl. UC and Moon, what do you guys think of giving her a fortnightly spot or something.

    • We all want to see Rob “in a special way”, although our “special ways” might all be different.

      • I’m pretty sure all of our “special ways” are rated NC-17.

        • What’s the difference between NC-17 and an X rating…just wondering? Maybe there is no X rating, those “films” are just called porn.

          • I think you are correct lol. X-rated films are indeed just called porn. Forget NC-17, X-rated “special ways” for the win.

          • You read my mind, twimilf! Get outta my head.

        • LOL you’re right about that. It’s so hard not to have NC-17 thoughts. I’m trying very hard(thatswhatshesaid).

    • “just for having a chance to see you., in a special way of course”

      Why do my thoughts include the word “dumpster”, when I read that?

    • i think she meant to say SPECIAL HUG!! am i right? am i right??!!

  13. Reading this I was just waiting for the
    “Me love you long time, Roooob!” 😉

  14. The Cure:
    Chug 4 Heineken and call me in the morning.

    Disclaimer; this only works short term and will have to be repeated daily. The dose may need increased depending on your tolerance to alcohol.

    • The cure part B:
      Chug 4 Heineken and watch …let’s say… 25 Robsten-videos……
      and DON’T call ME in the morning….

      the disclaimer is the same as yours!!!

  15. Plus- NO hot pockets. Starve a fever, feed a cold. Right?

  16. quote

    “in a special way of course, but you have to make some kind of quiz or contest, to test all of your fans. How far they know you well (I bet there’s nobody know you like I do). And if they succeeded, they have a big chance to meet you.”

    unquote

    great idea! i bet rob would be fright.. um, i mean delighted to meet his most craziest and feeverish fan ever!

    ps moon: could you pls delete the other comment, which is still awaiting moderation? i was using the wrong emailaddress..

    • -e

      argh, i want an edit option..

    • omg let’s make the contest up for her right now!!!!

      1.) Who is Rob dating?

      2.) What does Rob like to drink?

      3.) What award did he recently win, but so totes not deserve?

      4.) What are his parent’s names?

      5.) What is his favourite food?

      6.) Where did the stain come from on his black pants?

      • aaaaargh. what a shame. i could only answer 5 out of 6 questions.. i bet feverish in indonesia could answer them all. fair enough, as she’s the one who knows rob best. (obviously.. as OUOTE “but still your act was very good” UNQUOTE)

        such a lucky girl.

      • haha
        the stain is a real debate subject

        • How can a single stain be so captivating for so many, myself included?

        • I think it was cigarette ashes. 😉

          • The origin of the stain remains undetermined! It will baffle and intrigue us forever!

          • …and become a sort of misterious myth throughout the time. : )

      • 7. Name all the members of the Brit-Pack.

        8. Where will he be on friday?

        9. Why the hell is he so stunning?

        • I have a question but I’m not sure he’ll want to meet the crazy who can answer it. Where the hale is he hiding?

          • 10. “Where the hale is he hiding?” MN

            11. What kind of cell phone(s) does Rob own?

            12. Is he boxer or briefs?

            13. How often does Rob check into LTR?

          • I guess…the ultimate fan/not fan question could be..

            14) Does he shower ?

          • Cut or uncut?

          • Misty’s 13 – FTW………no wait, I like T.O.O’s question too!! I think they must BOTH be included in this fictitious quiz we’re making up.

          • Robgirl I need to complete your question “Does he shower” with me?

  17. Dude I just looked at Robpics for over 30 minutes. Goooooood morning!

    • I have that problem too. I watch YouTube videos of Rob on my iPhone before I close my eyes at night. No I don’t have the fever or anything. This is totes NORMAL.

      • I do this too, then I hope I dream about him…totes NORMAL not INDO-FEVERISH at all!!!

        • I have dreamed about him only ONCE. And he was TOTES amazing.

    • I’m gonna call it ‘research’ today….yesterday, it was ‘research’ as was the day before that… 😉

    • Good afternoon SS! Did you get new addition to your robporn? 🙂

      • Oh SB. The ladies over on the Forum added very nicely to my Robporn! Today has been full of Rob/Twi/ficwork/Rob/and Rob. What a fulfilling life! LOL

        • Oh! I haven’t been to the forum in a while. I really should. That’s nice! I get a lot from robsessed!

  18. I like her!!

  19. woow….
    it’s my 1st time to make a comment in here (since i read “indonesia”), actually i’ve found this LTR 2 weeks ago, and i think that this blog is the one that really knows what i’m feeling about this whole twilight and rob fever. well, yeah, i’m from Indonesia and a fan of twilight and rob.
    sorry for my english (i’m just Indonesian who just learned English language).

  20. Since that letter from your friend my trust in you has gone waay down. Is this from another one of your friends? In Indonesia? Have you set her up so that we could all ridicule her desire to see Rob swinging through the treetops? Although I’m with her re:Rob’s cold, silent thing.

    And while I like her idea of gathering all of Rob’s fans in the world together for a possible big chance to meet him, I like my idea better: gather all the ladies from LTR and give them five minutes behind a dumpster with Rob. Screw the rest of the world.

    • what’s wrong with Indonesia ladies?

    • sign me up!

    • I’ll settle for 4 minutes if I can go first!

    • Imma need that sign-up sheet now.

    • Me, me!!!

    • ahahha i would say whether it was a pal or not and this is defs just a crazy.

      and FYI for everyone else there is NOTHING wrong with indonesia. we get crazies from everywhere!

  21. More cowbell?

  22. Another absolute gem! I’d like to know more about Rob’s stability! As she said, ‘wwwwwooowwww’!

  23. Hi ladies…I’m from Indonesia (no..no..I’m not write that letter)…I’ve been lurking here almost one year. this is my first comment and love your site!! make me laugh hard, very refreshing to feed up my Robaddict.

    I think the “Feverish in Indonesia” is a 12or13 years old cos she almost cant distinguish between edward and HHH …..and yes English not our first language

    (and sorry for my bad english too)

  24. As an ESL tutor and English editor, this letter made my tremble start again, too.

    • tremble start!
      In reality, its better than some of the letters we’ve seen from native English speakers!

      • In all seriousness, yes, I agree that is true! And as a non-native speaker at least she has an excuse for poor grammar, spelling, word use, and seemingly existential nature of the letter.

        • I like the existential nature of the letter. Its one to ponder!

        • For the record, sarcasm was used in the first post. I basically just wanted to use “my tremble” in a sentence. I am actually a kind, patient, and sensitive teacher in RL 🙂 This girl might take extra patience, however.

  25. ‘rob’s stability’
    This letter will be the death of me!

    • I want to know more about Rob’s stability!

  26. “YOU ROBBED MY HEART” and my brain!

    I am loving Indonesia right now, you know Indonesia right =)!

  27. Ok…

    I’m not sure if I find it somewhat cute, I’m scared or 2nd hand embarressed.
    Ah, the range of feelings this blog puts me through… 🙂

    “and your stable role in that movie”
    Wait! What?
    Did I miss something in the lake scenes???

  28. Seriously?
    Are you TRYING to kill me? Do you just not like my comments? Do I smell funny?
    URA Fever – posted twice in four days? I can’t handle it, and my panties are tired of spontaneously combusting. Plus, I think that video may have gotten me pregnant.
    Seriously.

  29. On another topic, I just saw this:
    http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20100119/b162685/

    It looks like Rob will be involved in the telethon for Haiti relief.

    • Thanks, I really hope this is true. I was gonna watch anyway, but now…..!

      p.s. are you really a dr. or do you just play one on ltr?

      • yes, but not an MD.

      • lion….why I do LOVE the “but now….” part?
        please explain!

        drsaka….
        MD= mad doctor?
        I’m confused…
        lol

        • a Ph.D., not a medical doctor.

        • I think drsaka is saying she has a Ph.D and is not a medical doctor.

          • Uh uh girls, the jig is up. Drsaka holds a PhD in psych and is doing a paper on the crazies Normal girls of LTR!!!! Be careful what you say around her.

          • You got me, vic! That’s exactly what I’m doing!

            Some of the pathology exhibited has been fascinating!

            In addition, I’m compiling a lexicon of Robfanspeak found here at LTR (Tweed serious, tremble start, that’s normal, right, behind the dumpster and many many more).

            (I’m kidding about all of this).
            : )

          • The jig is up? lol

          • Don’t forget about “Cullen Smile”. That one is all sorts of win!

        • ok..thanks to both girls!

      • I didn’t ever get that it was a “Dr.” something–I’ve always assumed it was an unpronounceable name from Eastern Europe with not enough vowels. Doh!

        • not enough vowels! LOL

    • That’s awesome…and I love his pic. Each day I have more reasons to love Rob.

      Rob how do I love thee?

      Let me count the ways…..

      XO

  30. Oh no, Poochi! Preggers?!? This means you will deliver next week…if the kid doesn’t eat you first. Please, please, PLEASE, think of a cuter name than Renesme for the love of God!

    Thx.

  31. I’ll tell ya what I’d like to conjugate, and it’s not a verb.

    • would that help Rob to convey his stability???

      • It might help his stability…but not mine…I’ll be crazier than ever.

        • one cannot have everything….lol

    • Woweeee!!! 🙂
      Do it, do it!

    • @mountainlion if I could give you a gazillion thumbs up for that comment, I would!!

      • I ❤ you, abs! You make me laugh every effing day!

      • Sorry if this is a duplicate response.

        Abs,
        I 3> you and thanks for making me laugh everyday. I always look fwd. to seeing you here!!

        • @mountainlion: you 3> me!? what is a “3>”???
          I’m a little shocked cuz to me it looks like your boobvajayjay’ing me. Again.

          (just kidding. please don’t take offence as none was intended)

          PS – I ” can stand for “conjugate” from henceforth. wink wink. 😉

          • oops – it tuncated my response. I said that I stand for “conjugate” from now on. Stupid technology.

          • sunamabitch – it did it again. Nevermind. I’ll email you. It’s lost all it’s funny now anyway 😦

            PS Now I’m thinking that maybe you did 3> delebrates cuz the other way gets read at html coding and disappears……ok, that’s got to be it. Funny =s officially GONE. 😦
            Anway, I boobvajayjay you too. xoxo

          • No, I did it wrong. I’m at work and scrambling around between 10 windows and I accidently typed “3>”, instead of “<3." You get it, though and I love ya.
            lion

          • bless your patient heart. I too was scurrying between windows and clients etc.. I should know better than to do that. Never again.
            boobie-vajayjays AND love hearts to you.

  32. Mmmmmm… I feel like appreciating KStew today for letting me watch her grab Robward’s hair during their first kiss.
    Obviously I’ve lost my mind to the Fever!

    • I heart that Peggy Lee version HARD.
      Oh stable Rob, le sigh.

    • I really, really love how she did that. Just like Bella too in the books. It is so erotic.

  33. Hmm. First I have to say, what if I were asked to write a letter in Indonesian? I think there might be more than one or two grammatical errors, so I’m not going to point fingers.

    Second, she says, “Actually, in my domain, the society is kind of underestimated you.” Same in my domain, that’s why I have to hide my Robsession.

    Third, “There’s several people that have mocking you, And you know what I’ve done to them??? I’m mocking thme back, even worse!. I don’t care. All I care about is just you Rob!.” Well, isn’t this the motto of LTR?

    Anyway, Feverish in Indonesia, welcome to the club.

    • Well said, T.O.O!

    • thank you….

      because I always feel a little embarrassed too…. making tons of mistakes all the time…I would prefer LTR in german….

      of Feverish in Indonesia…I thought as well that many parts were cute because the letter was full of sweet love….(“I love you more than my BF”….lol)
      and YES!
      “All I care about is just you.. Rob!”
      That’s the club!

      • I could just see us trying to write in German to a German LTR, it would be so very very pathetic, so don’t ever feel bad, Robgirl, you do a great job in English! American schools fail big time at teaching kids a second language.

        • I second that TOO!

          • Thank you both….<3
            The best english teacher was ROB!!! You know..when sombody (myself) is very focussed on the subject….lol

          • Everyone does very well in getting their points across (including the feverish Indonesian girl). Kudos to all!

      • I sooo know what you mean!!!

        Great idea Robgirl!
        LTR in german: Ich bin dabei!

      • FTR your English is just fine. 🙂

        No worries.

    • T.O.O.=T.W.O.
      I speak a couple other languages (yes, I’m using the verb loosely) and even still I would NEVER have the guts to post something on a blog written in another language. I applaud those of you that do!! I am an ESL tudor and I used to teach English overseas. I say good for you for putting your language skills in to everyday practise!

      PS- ich habe Robfieber. No wünschen eine Kuhglockenheilung . I have no idea what I just said.

      • SEE – point in practise – I’m an ESL TUTOR…..I was just watching a trailer for From Paris with Love with Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and I must have been thinking about The Tudors.
        Also ‘practice’ is the noun, ‘practise’ is the verb. I’m all sorts of fail today, and English is “subposively” my mother tongue!!! Maybe I should stick to German: Ich bin ein LOSER

        • Glad you clarified that…I thought you were royalty too, for a second!

      • I really want to know what a Kuhglockenheilung is. Is it big and sparkly? Is it something Rob has?

        • If he has one, I hope its big!

          • LMAO!!! your ladies….are hilarious…..so I will try to translate…

            Ich wünsche keine “Kuhglockenheilung”??? What’s that?
            lol
            Kuhglocken = cowbells…. Heilung =cure…

            TOGETHER = own creation of absolutelyvlc……YES!!
            It is supposed to be a HUGE and enormous loudy thing………..whateva this is…….

            I JUST LOVE the one-to-one-translations!!!

          • Thank G*d you are here, Robgirl!!!

          • Thanks for the translation. Does it have to be an object or could it be an event (like if Rob goes out in public)?

        • apparently my German is just as bad as my English. But no matter. I think we’ve just created a new word for drsaka’s lexicon/thesis paper: Kuhglockenheilung – a hug and enormous loudy thing, possibly sparkly thing. Rob may or may not have one. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

          • haha…Kuhglocken is a noun….and supposed to be TWO…lol….so they are golden, huge, loud, and the Hollywood version sparkles!!!
            So…yes…we should use it from now on!!!!

            abs.vlc…..what a name…MADONNA!!!….I love you…you were sooo funny today…….as usual!!!
            …and pay attention of the Kuhglocken, they might give you some numb feeling in your ears!!!Oh ..I just realized, that you have NO EARS!!!!lol

          • I’ll totes add it to the lexicon!

            Everyone feel free to make suggestions!

          • robgirl, if you are putting the “Kuhglockenheilung” in your ear you might be doing it wrong. I’m just sayin’.

      • I did a stint of TEFL overseas and I’m bilingual but I prefer to speak in English since it’s my first language. However, if I was like not fluent in English I would be too scared to post in a blog too! So this girl is very brave :-). Good for her!

  34. Frighteningly, I have this in common with her:

    “Eversince I saw you played Cedric Diggory in HP and Goblet Of Fire, you fascinated me with your handsomeness, inner beauty, and your stable role in that movie,”

    Though I do not remember his stable role. Were there horses in GOF? I need to rewatch that movie…..

    • Maybe she got him confused with Daniel Radcliffe in Equus.

  35. “If I see lot of high trees, I imagined that you will climb the trees around just like Edward, and I’m your Bella. How crazy is that??”

    VERY. And not in the “that’s normal” kind of thing either. That is definitely NOT NORMAL!

  36. She nailed it with:

    your just different from other Hollywood actors I’ve “known.”

    Couldn’t agree more.

    • WORD!
      go to robsessed honi…the close-up there is so beautiful………sigh<3

      • Thanks! So beautiful….indeed.
        xoxo

      • Ahhhh. He’s so gorgeous it hurts to even look at him!

  37. When I read “mysterious, cold, silent thing” all I could think about was “any cold…wet…thing….*blink*”

    Sweetie, if the thing is cold and silent, I think you’re doing something wrong. Just saying.

  38. “Your mysterious, cold, silent thing has pulled me closer to know much about you.”

    WIN

  39. Hmm…

    One last comment.

    I have no idea what “URA fever” means but it keeps reminding me of “UTI”.

    I do not want.

    • “Ura Fever – ain’t born typical” are the lyrics from “The Kills” video posted above…the music is great…

      UTI? hilar…as usual, fang.

      lion

      • Thanks Ms. Lion!

        I don’t know what music is called unless my trendy little radio station tells me. I’m kinda lame like that.

        • Zero lameness, Fangy.

          I learn it here from people more than 1/2 my age. That’s the only reason I know…anything.

  40. “I love you more than I love my BF. Ypu’re always in my dream while I’m sleeping. If I see lot of high trees, I imagined that you will climb the trees around just like Edward, and I’m your Bella. How crazy is that?? ”

    LOL. Same here. Always in my dreams.

    I love her comment about the trees. However I can’t picture myself as Bella because I’m so different from her.

    For English being this girl’s second language I think she did great with this letter. Better than the ones posted who were written by Americans. LOL. So kudos to feverishinIndonesia.

  41. i can totally identify with Rob, i am constantly underestimated in my domain!! wtf

    • I want to give you more thumbs up, but apparently I am allowed only one.

    • I’m underestimated in my domain as well!

  42. “How about you gathering…just for having chance to see you., in a special way”

    Would that be one at a time?! Only way *I’m* interested in that action. Yeah, really want to spend some serious “special way” time with Rob and that means that his clothes will be anywhere but on the floor in my bedroom.

  43. “You have that weird passion, and also you like have magical thing that make most girls in this world screaming, dying to see you.”

    Weird passion and magical thing really turns us girls to putty….all for Rob!

  44. Loved that letter, so funny, but now for something completely different!

    Ladies! Great news! Rob must’ve gotten inspired by that photoshopped photo of him in that Haiti-relief shirt in of your latest posts…
    (When I saw that it made me think that he would like that post…Yeah, am crazy like that…)

    E! News reported:

    I just got word that the Twilight star has signed on for Friday’s Hope for Haiti telethon. As of right now, it looks like Rob will be the sole presenter in London with performances by Jay-Z and Bono.
    No word yet on Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, but as I was the first to tell you Hollywood’s hottest vampire movie trio is a very wanted group for the telethon because of the impact they would have with young people.

    Rob coming out of hiding and doing GOOD…
    Very GOOD…Great, now I love him even more…
    And it’s weird again, ’cause I’ve just been thinking about a Rob-Bono meeting…(I’m a big U2-fan) and how I’d love to witness that…And it happens…For such a needed cause!

    Have to find out which station will broadcast this benefit, livestream online! But seriously, so great that he decided to do good with his celebrity! He already gets IT, yet being only 23…
    L.O.V.E. him for that…Thumbs up Rob, thumbs up!!!

    • The Hope For Haiti telethon will be shown this Friday night, on all the regular American networks, and for the international WeAreTheRob, CNNInt and MTV.
      Rob will be in London, hosting that part!

    • I might just explode- long time. very enthusiastic U2 fan and relatively new, but passionate Rob enthusiast. Two worlds colliding!

      • Yeah, Rob AND Bono…I know, I almost started skipping when I read that…
        I wouldn’t be healthy for me to witness that live(though I’m willing to take that risk)…haha…So great they’re participating in this! I heart them both so much!

        • The appearances of Rob and Bono has me tuning in and donating more. Mission accomplished. I hope that the telethon makes a real difference in this horrendous situation for so many people.

          • I share that hope with you! Everything that has happened and is still happening is such an enormous tragedy…Real happy Rob decided to do this, because in a normal situation he doesn’t seem like a ‘presenter kind of guy’.

            He now can make a difference with the kind of fame he got out of Twilight. I just think that’s the way to go in general; look at Bono or Clooney who organised all of this. This just shows he REALLY is intelligent, that he’s already getting ‘this’ at quite a young age…Go Rob!

      • I am so excited! I’m excited they will raise funds and excited of course to see him AT LAST! It’s been so long.

        Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I can say I am definitely more fond of him now than I ever was before.

    • I know, GREAT news!
      Do you think he’ll also answer some phone calls? Cause I’m def. calling in this case. I know I’m shameless, to get all excited about Rob when he’s not the main subject here, I also donated and am sad for these unfortunate people, but when it comes to Rob my mind doesn’t function right anymore. Just imagine the awsomeness of having Rob on the phone.

      • They’re saying he’s the host for the London part, but who knows? People sure would start calling in like crazies if Rob would take calls! Though I don’t know if a lot of them would be able to speak after they heard him answer…haha…

      • Shoot if he’s answering the phone hey I’m gonna call too!!! I don’t care if it was $5 per minute! Give me that number! 😉

  45. “You have that weird passion”

    LOL!!
    Classic.

    • i have a weird passion too.

  46. Wow…

    “How about you gathering all of your fans in the world, just for having chance to see you., in a special way of course, but you have to make some kind of quiz or contest, to test all of your fans.”

    Would that “special way” entail? Hmmm…

    The only thing missing from this letter is:
    “Me love you long time, Rob!!!”

    There, I said it, it is now complete and all is right in the world. 😉

  47. My God, I really hope Rob skips reading this letter… just this letter… (because we all know Rob lurks here)… For his sake… goodness… I cringed for like, 159 times… And when I do, it means it’s awful, really…

  48. That is one crazy google translation

  49. Girlfriend needs to grab herself a leggy man with a week’s worth of stubble. Works like a charm. Promise.


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