Today we share part 2 of the “How my mother became aware of Rob’s hottness” fan letter!
Today I got more proof that my mother wants to jump your bones every bit as much as the rest of us females (and some males) do. I left the Robsessed site open after I used the computer this morning, and when I came into the living room later today, I saw my mother sitting by the Mac staring at a picture of you. I snuck up behind her.
Bianca: “What are you doing?”
the Mother: “What?! Nothing!”
The mother makes a horrible attempt to hide the huge screen with her arms.
Bianca: “You were just staring at that picture of Robert Pattinson.”
the Mother: “Don’t be ridiculous!”
Bianca: “Oh please! I just saw you ogling at him.”
the Mother: “I did no such thing! I don’t know how to work these Mac computers, I didn’t know how to go to another site.”
Bianca: “That’s hilarious, you use this computer all the time!”
the Mother: “Hmph!”
Bianca: “Admit it, you’ve totally got the hots for him”
the Mother: “I certainly do not! He must be young enough to be my son!”
Bianca: “Yes he is, he’s my age. Young and delicious, just your type, apparently.”
the Mother: “Shut up!”
Bianca: “You’re SO into him!”
the Mother: “What did I just tell you, Bianca?!”
Bianca: “There’s no reason to be ashamed. No one can resist that level of hotness.””
the Mother: “I don’t have time for this, I need to take the clothes out of the dryer.”
My poor confused mother!
That’s not all! Apparently Bianca’s entire family likes to talk about Rob, read more after the jump!
I would like to tell you about my brother’s reaction to the refrigerator magnet. I was sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast, when my brother came into the room.
the Brother: “What the hell is this?”
Bianca: “Thats Robert Pattinson, as you very well know”
the Brother: “He’s smoking.”
Bianca: “That’s what mom said”
the Brother: “Who the hell does he think he is? James Dean? Has he deluded himself into thinking he’s as cool as Jimmy Dean?”
Bianca: “He doesn’t try to BE James Dean. The photoshoot is just inspired by James Dean. And it was the photographers idea, not Rob’s”
the Brother: “So he’s a f*cking moron without any opinions”
Bianca: “What the hell are you talking about? What a stupid thing to say. You’re just jealous”
the Brother: “Jealous? JEALOUS?! Of course I’m jealous! I have to slave myself through law school for several years just to end up in a crappy boring job, and this guy right here is like 10 years younger than me and is making a shitload of money just by standing around looking creepy and weird. And even though he looks like he has some major BO issues and dresses like a homeless person, he gets ass all the time. So yes, I AM jealous”
Bianca: “Wow.. You know, he’s 23, only a year younger than you”
the Brother: “I stand by what I said”
Bianca: “What about K-Stew?”
the Brother: “What about her?”
Bianca: “Well, she’s only 19 and makes as much money as Rob does. Are you jealous of her too?”
the Brother: “No, she’s a girl. And kinda hot”
Bianca: “God, you’re dumb”
What does YOUR family say about Rob!? Share below! Happy Sunday!