Posted by: Bekah | January 8, 2010

Rob Pattinson bakes cupcakes

Dear Rob,

Remember the days when we used to post ONE RobPorn and call that a blog post? Those days are LONG gone now that our friend and LTR reader, Alice from Not an Addikt, upped the ante with TWENTY-SEVEN RobPorn images of you baking her blog partner, Bella, birthday cupcakes!!!!

see MANY more after the jump!

Happy Birthday Bella! From UC, Moon, Alice & (of course) ROB!


Go on over to Not an Addikt and wish Bella a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Bella and Alice (not their real names) are wonderful contributors to LTT/LTR, hilarious bloggers themselves AND I’m pretty sure they’re the hottest girls in Belgium!

Our internet game is still ridiculous: The Forum, LTT, Twitter


  1. OOOOoooh. That would be a Happy Birthday.

  2. Ooooooooooh myyyyyyyy gooooooood! (Try not to imagine this in Janice’s voice… ok, too late. Sorry!)

    I knew Alice was up to something, but this is just… wooooow! Best. Birthday. Ever!

    Thank you so much Alice, and UC & Moon!

    • I want to laugh and cry at the same time… thank god I have a cold, so it makes my weird gigglesniffing look normal.

      • Happy B’day Bella!!!!

        • Thank you, Misty!

          • BELLAAAAAAAA…Happy Birthday!
            And because it’s your birthday, I will forgive you for putting Janice’s nasal voice in my head. GAWD!




      • Happy Birthday, Bella (Not an Addikt). I really want to come to your party.
        The Old One (Is an Addikt)

    • Are you DIED yet? :p

      Thanks you thank you thank you UC and Moon!

      • SO died. Thank you so much Alice. Imma come up to your office and cry. Srsly. You better start thinking of an excuse to tell your colleagues.

        • PMS?

          • You BETCHA!

            I was so pissed that the bakery where I ordered the pie I should be picking up right now didn’t have chocolate pie, that I went and baked a chocolate cake myself. Now if that ain’t PMS then i don’t know what is. πŸ˜€

      • Alice, you did good. Real good.

    • Happy Birthday Bella!
      Hope it’s a good one.

      PS. Thanks for that Friends reference πŸ˜› I’m gonna have that voice in my head alll day.

    • Happy Birthday Bella!
      Hope it’s a good one.

      PS. Thanks for that Friends reference πŸ˜› That voice is gonna be in my head alll day.

    • Happy Birthday, Bella! (Said like Esme – obviously!)

  3. Hilarious story…thanks Alice and happy birthday Bella!
    The “I think I’m gonna be sick” one in front of the fresh vegetables…………

    The last pic is one of the most beautiful HE ever did….
    cupcake + cupcake …def..NOT too sweet for me!

    • I agree about that pic. I think of it as the impregnating stare pic.

      • WORD!
        “impregnating stare pic”..that was the word I was searching for….
        all good english teacher here around!!!!

        • He has lots of impregnating stare pics, but that one is the ultimate for me!

          • GREAT EYES!
            GREAT SQUINT!
            GREAT AT ALL!

          • Totes agree with you on that last one.
            I. Am. Died.
            Off topic but kinda on topic as far as baking goes, during my Christmas coma…aka self imposed twi-sanction…angst godess posted a two part epilouge to Wide Awake!!
            How did I miss that!!
            It’s so good and so NOT fanfiction, it’s too awesome!
            Happy birthday Bella! You surely have one fabulous bff!

  4. Brills!!!!
    My personal fav is the one with Rob smacking the oven asking “what is taking you so long???” lmao

    Some should photoshop Rob in the frozen foods section looking for his beloved Hot Pockets!!

    • A pic with both the beer section and the Hot Pockets!

  5. Happy Birthday Bella! These are hilarious!

    The thought of Rob performing any domestic task leaves me greatly amused. As evidenced by his amazing driving skills, we might be able to conclude that the operation of other mechanical devices flummox him also. However, his guitar and piano skills allow for some degree of coordination; I think we seriously need a real life test of his abilities. Anyone with me on this?

    The kitchen and Rob would probably look like the ‘kitchen-aide’ pic, but it would be worth it if I could rub his tummy and retrieve the pink-iced cupcake! Yum!

    • ME!!!
      “real life test” lol
      and NOT only in the kitchen plz

      • Every room would need to be christened!

    • Oh please, have mercy!!!!

      • PS- I’d be willing to rub anything else he required.
        (I can’t believe I just wrote that).

        • That’s ok hon, we all go a little cocoo when it comes to Rob!

  6. So cute! Alice, you are the bestest friend in the world. Bella, happy birthday!!

    Baking is as serious as tweed.

    • Obava,
      Wrote you at LTR on 1/7/10. Hope to hear from you via email.

      • I e-mailed you this morning! Did you not get it?? You try me- I am πŸ™‚

  7. Awwh, that’s so sweet! Happy birthday, Bella! I hope it’s full off cupcakes stolen off Rob’s crotch!

    • Don’t you love that the crotch cupcake has a conversatio nheart o it that says “awesome”!!!

      • Hahaha I can’t believe someone spotted it! Nice! When I found that cupcake online I knew I had to use it for that one!

        • Heehee, that cupcake is indeed purrrrrfect for that pic… Alice, your eye for detail in in-cre-di-ble!

  8. Happy Birthday Bella! Great job Alice! I love the floured Rob one. πŸ™‚

  9. I love those pics. The grocery store is cool. Whipped cream is great with cherries and chocolate sauce. You gotta love it. What you make for dinner 911.

    • The grocery store IS cool, isn’t it?

  10. I found the one that says I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN
    absolutely hilarious LOL

  11. Happy Birthday to one of my fave bloggy gals πŸ˜€
    I hope you have a faaaabulous day filled with lovely gifts, totally delish cake and, duh, Rob.
    Mwah! xox

    P.S. Saw these pics on the blog, Alice, superb job!! You most certainly are a clever little chicky!

    • Thank you so much Jayde! How could I have missed that hip bone… yum! Now a little icing… thΓ‘t would be perfection… sigh.

  12. Also: a specially Photoshopped pic of THAT hip bone that DIES me and probably the entire female population (unless your blind or “special”) everytime? What a glorious freakin bday!! haha

  13. Damn, the dude has sooo flexible fingers….
    Hot that, simply HOT!

    • First photo, right? Damn, I was thinking the same thing.

      • haha right!
        I’m kinda fascinated of what he’s able to do with his fingers..I remember an interview in Japan where he braced his chin on the pinkie and the pinkie was crooked like a “step”…
        I swear me sentito nada of what he was saying….

        • The length, size, and flexibility of his fingers is mesmerizing.

    • I love his long, agile fingers ;-). Trademark of a great pianist….and other things.

      • Love me some ….other things…!!

        • And other things, absolutely!

        • we are thinking of the same “other things.”

      • I read “I love his long…” and then got distracted from your talk of his fingers. πŸ˜‰

        • Hmmm. It’s a beautiful distraction. πŸ˜‰ Check out how he curls them when he runs them thru his hair. It’s like a claw but very classy looking.

          OK now I officially sound like a pervy. Sorry Rob!

  14. Happy birthday, Bella! ..and thank you Alice for bringing the laughs this morning.

    My personal fav is …”This is a man’s job” idk, I find it very sexy when a man turns all domestic and takes on a chore that is normally not his.

    All of them were really great, Alice!

  15. Happy Birthday!

    Shit, I nearly had heart palpitations imaging that!! You are one lucky girl! πŸ˜‰

  16. Totally brilliant. Thanks Alice, and Happy Birthday, Bella!

    I can’t tell which one is my favorite. But I love the 7th one, sitting in the chair, exhausted from the store…with a grocery bag photoshopped in the corner! Awesome!

    I also love “Baking is serious” – thanks for letting Edward make an appearance! And the one of Rob doing dishes with the rubber gloved photoshopped. Too perfect.

    This made my day!

  17. Ha!!! I died. Those were amazing. I may or may not have blushed like Bella over the “Come and Get It” one.

    …Can I get that one in a poster size??

  18. Happy Birthday Bella!

    This is truly a one of a kind gift, as I doubt Rob will ever make an appearance in the kitchen again. The grocery store alone was a traumatic experience.

    Now go and get it like Rob asked.

  19. I was LMAO at the one of him punching the oven, impatiently awaiting the cupcakes.

    Brill! Well done, Alice!

  20. Awwwwwww, It was my Birfday YEsterday! This is the Bestest gift!

    (Even got cupcakes :-D)

    These are awesomesauce! hahahha

  21. Alice: YOU.ARE.MY.HERO

    I wanna empty the bowl with Rob and lick the chocolate off his face……mmmmmmhmmmmm! I will also rub his belly…… then I will come and get that cupcake!

    I will be looking at this post for many days to come!

  22. Bella, I hope it’s a while til Alice’s birthday cos that’s going to take some beating!

    Hope you’re having a great day so far! xxx

    • I know… fortunately it’s in December (few!), but I’m already sweating to try and come up with something to top this.

  23. Happy Birthday Bella!!!! Have a good one!!!! πŸ™‚

  24. Bella I noticed this all revolves around food, so I guess you’re a domestic goddess like me? πŸ™‚

    I haven’t had breakfast yet and I’m getting hungry! I’m not sure if it’s the cupcakes or if it’s Rob making me hungry! πŸ˜‰

    I think my fave is the one where he’s got chocolate…because I always envision him eating chocolate and um other areas where there’s chocolate. And I find it such a turn on whenever he bites or puts his fingers in his mouth…ohhhhhhhhh.

    • I’m calling Robchocolate that!!!

    • Actually, no, I’m not such a domestic goddess… but I do have a little Bree inside of me that hungers for domestic perfection. Sometimes she pops out. πŸ™‚

      Rob with molten chocolate… that doesn’t get any better.

  25. Whoever had the idea to make a photo of this man on a fur with a plaid and a nekkid hip bone………..

    KUDOS to him!

    • I know!!!! I believe that was for an Italian newspaper ;-). Awesome. Darn it hurts me to even look at those pics of him! I can’t stand it!

      FTR I so would rub your belly Rob if you want me to! Anything for HHH.

      • So…”Italians do it better!!!!”
        I never thought to quote Miss Ciccone here!

    • Nope! In fact, those pictures first appeared in a Belgian teen mag. But maybe it was an Italian photographer. Thanks to whoever it was who have us the fur carpet hip bone.

      • My bad, sorry I could’ve sworn I saw it on robsessed but I could be wrong :-).

  26. Holy seductive crotchcake, batman. Died.

    • Crotchcake!

    • crotchcake is my new favorite!

      • Its an extra special treat!

  27. Happy B-day Bella! Hottest girls in Belgium for sures!

  28. This is insanely good!!

    Happy Birthday Bella!

    The “licking the bowl” one is hilarious

  29. “This is a man’s job”… loving the “playtex glove” … makes me wonder what kind of job he’ll move on to next! AND OF COURSE, “Come and get it” was the piece de resistance! (No pun intended… it just happened…

    Really funny stuff… thanks for “sharing”.

  30. No words. OK, two words:

    Effing BRILLIANT

    I laughed OUT LOUD at every single one.

    Also, why is there a giant bug on GQ/BB/Take Control Rob?

    • G-d, I’m so blown away by the post* that I forgot to wish Bella a very very happy birthday.

      Alice, my birthday is in August, and I like cupcakes too. Just sayin’.

    • I noticed that too! It was distracting. I would like to brush it off of him. ahem…

    • OMG I didn’t even notice the bug! Myeah, that says a lot about how distracted I was at the time. Oh man and I HATE bugs! Except ladybugs.
      Maybe this was the original one, before they photoshopped it off? I actually have no idea. :p

      • HAHAHAHHA, Rob is the hottest he has ever been (le sigh, GQ, le sigh) and there is a mother-effing wasp crawling up and down his chest????

        Smart wasp.

    • It’s weird how I saw the same pic in another site and it didn’t have a bug. But this one had a bug. πŸ™‚

  31. That. Was. Awesome.

    Happy Birthday BellaNAA!!!

    with love

  32. Miam, this man is WAY too yummy…

    Great job Alice, those are excellent.
    Happy Birthday Bella!

    And Happy New Year to all of you ladies!

  33. Hilarious!!! love the “coming!!” one.. hahaha..

    and HAPPY Birthday Bella!!

  34. Hahahahahaha!


  35. Happy Birthday, Bella!

    Amazing job, Alice!

    Love you both. πŸ˜€

  36. Thank you so much to everybody for the kind birthday wishes! You guys MADE my day, more than you can imagine! I wish I could hang around for the party, but if my guests (one of which is my dearest Alice! *air kiss*) want cocktails and pancakes tonight, I better get my lazy ass to the supermarket NOW.

    I love all you guys, and I wish you could all come have pancakes and cocktails at my place too!!

    • I wish the best party eva!

  37. love love love

  38. Happy Birthday Bella!
    Thank-you Alice for putting Rob in the kitches where by definition things get VERY DIRTY! You gave me an infinite amount of fodder for pervy domesticated Rob thoughts. On the countertop…. Up against the frig…… on the clean floor….
    dining room table….washing machine….

  39. Omg I am late…

    Dear Bella,
    happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart…
    Here’s a poem just for you:

    It’s your birthday, so don’t feel down;
    Don’t think bad stuff and frown;
    Your life should be filled with mirth;
    Just look what you’ve done since your birth.
    You started out really small,
    Now you’re really filled out and tall.
    In the beginning you would just cry,
    Now you can laugh if you try.
    You’ve done quite well since your start,
    So as you grow older take heart;
    Keep up the good work and don’t be a jerk;
    Stay happy till you’re an old fart.

    By Karl Fuchs

    • Thanks for the poem! “now you’ve really filled out” made me think of Jacob and how anabolic steroids are bad for him. Yup, I can link anything to Twilight… then again, that’s why I ended up on this blog, and you probably too.

  40. Alice and Bella, I love y’all! Y’all constantly keep me entertained.

    Happy Birthday, Bella! Have a wonderful day…wait, your in Belgium and I have no idea the time difference, hope it’s not over yet. And if it’s night already, drink some cocktails and read some fic!

    Oh, and Alice, your dedication to the littlest things is amazing…the frosting on Rob’s mouth…died.

    • I think it’s an eight hour difference with the east coast. My birthday is just over now… had quite a few cocktails at the party… have now wisely switched to water. Fic, however, works fine in any state of inebriation.

  41. Alice (NAA) that was shear brilliance. Alice (NAA) you should be well pleased to have such an incredible (accountability) partner! Happy birthday πŸ˜€

  42. As usual when reading LTR, I’m speachless! Awesome,Brilliant, “Baking is serious!”
    Happy B-day, Bella!

  43. I think I might get into trouble for letting all the frustation i’ve kept inside out on LTT.
    Correct the might: I’m in serious trouble…

    • I’ve seen. Don’t sweat it B.

    • Girl!!! You are me from yesterday. I was so riled up and didn’t even know what to say anymore. I finally ‘splained myself later last night but I just couldn’t even figure out why it was so necessary. Not like those mean girls are actually going to go back and read my ‘splaining. But at least I got it off my chest and have moved on. I won’t be commenting over there anymore. Two in particular just aren’t worth the drama. My real life is so drama-free and happy, I decided there was no reason to let it get to me on LTT. So to all that jazz over there, I would say nananabooboo! Love you girl!

      • Just don’t care about yesterday, the discussion of the girls was totally superfluous and hypocritical!!!
        I’m totally with you!

        • haha!
          just…no comment!

      • “My real life is so drama-free and happy, I decided there was no reason to let it get to me on LTT”
        Thats my quote of the day!!!
        Thanks SingleStrand for making my day!!

        Love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Don’t let the LTT drama get to you. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. What makes looking at Taylor wrong on Feb. 10 but suddenly O.K. on the 11th? 24hrs makes it O.K? Whatever.
        You weren’t talking about grabbing him in a windowless van and keeping him. You were just admiring the “pretty” and isn’t that what we’re all doing here? I know I am. (Seriously if the chance to grab Rob ever came up I’d soooo do it!)

        • true word that, very true, thx for saying what I’m not able to

    • Just let it go, it ain’t worth it. πŸ™‚

    • I just saw it, sorry I don’t go there everyday and I missed that.

      Try not to think about it anymore. A while back we had some massive spoilers there(New Moon) and people weren’t happy about it too, so I guess that’s why they are so adamant now. Anyway, I was kind of shocked by some of the responses to you though.


      • You know sb it’s not about someone protecting me or whatever. It’s about some people obviously thinking they are more worth than others or I don’t know…

        In fact I don’t really care but it’s kinda strage that you can make a stupid normal comment and get thumbed down. And no it’s not just yesterday or the day before (where I didn’t even went on LTT) but it’s about the mood in general even before being away for a month I felt like there was smth wrong and guess what after I come back nothing has changed at all… Anyhow sometimes the cleverer needs to give in…

        I’m over it and ready to go on…

        • ^^to move on that was…not to go on… πŸ˜›

          • Oh good, thanks for claryfrying about the moving on ;-).

            Hey I hope you didn’t give me a thumbs down, I put my 2 cents here for you :-). And look how many thumbs down I got!

  44. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Ma. Marta Merino, Bella Notanaddikt. Bella Notanaddikt said: @letter2twilight of course @Alice_NaA made Rob share the cupcakes (& the baking process) with the wonderful gals at LTR […]

  45. I love the cupcake in the crotch…

    • *is getting it*

  46. My fave: “What is taking you so long?”

    Happy Birthday to BellaNaA and many appreciations to AliceNaA – this was genius!

  47. My fave is “Tell Quentin to call me back. I’m measure ingredients here. Baking is serious”

    Bwhahahaha brilliant πŸ™‚

  48. PLEASE tell me that someone out there who saw this, reads Clipped Wings and Inked Armour (fan fic) …
    I. DIE.

    • Yes, which is what makes this even better!
      *licks icing off of Rob’s hipbone*

  49. By the way, Rob with cakecrotch was already one of my favorite Rob pics. The cupcake was just the icing on the picture cake ifyaknowwhatimean!

    Happy birthday BELLA!

  50. AWWWWWWSOME post (as always ;-))!!!
    Haaappy Birthday Bella!

    • Silence, love your avi!

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