Posted by: themoonisdown | December 24, 2009

All I want for Christmas is Rob

Dear Rob and LTR-ers,

So what started out as the beginnings of an epic video for you all turned into a regular post cause of total video FAIL. We need a hot dude to be our video/music editor whore intern. But I digress… so you know how we started posting Christmas songs but have Rob-ized them? Well, this Christmas eve is no different! Today we’ve made over that nouveau Christmas classic “All I want for Christmas is you” by the diva herself Mariah Carey. So get your diva hand ready and your pipes warmed up…

From the hit record...


All I Want For Christmas is Rob

I dont want a lot for Christmas
There is just one guy I need
I dont care about the flannels underneath the Christmas tree
I just want Rob for my own
More than Stew could ever know
Make my wish come true
Santa all I want for Christmas is Rob

I dont want a lot for Christmas there is just one guy I need
And I dont care about the Nike’s underneath the Christmas tree
I don’t need to Tweet on Twitter or post on the forum boards
Santa Claus will make me happy with a Rob on Christmas day
And I just want Rob for my own
More than Stew could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh Robbie all I want for Christmas is you, Rob baby

I won’t ask for much this Christmas
Just for you to be with me
I’m just gonna keep on waiting
For you to break up with HER
She can’t even buy you liquor
or drink at the bars all night
It’s not fair she shares your covers,
holed up in your room all night
‘Cause I just want Rob here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Robbie all I want for Christmas is you
Rob…

This will pair nicely with a flannel shirt misbuttoned just so...

All Goodwills closed early
No dirty clothes to wear
The liquor stores are closed,
but I have his favorite beer
The smokes are on the back porch
Hot pockets in the oven…
Santa won’t you bring me the one I really need –
won’t you please bring my Robbie to me…

Oh I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Plaid is all I’m asking for
I just want to see my Robbie
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want him for my own
More than Stew could ever know
Make my wish come true
Robbie all I want for Christmas is
You…

Follow the cut to sing along with us…

Wanna scare your neighbors and give Amanduh a run for her money?! Try it with the karaoke version!

So Santa, what do you think? Can I expect a Rob on my doorstep on Christmas morning? Make it happen dude! If I open a sweater instead I will be severely disappointed! Hope this helps gets us all in the spirit!

Happy Christmas Eve!!
Themoonisdown

Thanks to Kristin and UC for helping me out with both lyrics, singing and video know how… Sorry it failed. UGH.

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Responses

  1. I’m first??
    Well anhow Merry Chrismas to everyone!!!
    And nice lyrics Moon!!

    Lots of love and hugs,
    Bleriana

  2. Haha!!! Love it!!
    Merry Christmas babes 😀 xox

  3. Happy Holidays everyone! I would never need another Christmas present (or any present really) if there was Rob wrapped and under my tree this year. Ahh, the visual!

  4. Your lyrics would have been so much better for this nice visual: http://www.youtube.com/user/notanaddiktbella#p/a/f/0/c_23_Ze1jdM

    Srsly. Record a Christmas cd. 🙂

    • Lovely B!!! Can’t get enough wanting Rob for Christmas!!!

  5. To Moon, UC and all you fabulous gals here at LTR, thanks for the joy and laughter you bring each and every day.

    Frohe Weihnachten, Joueux Noel, Feliz Navidad and Buon Natale!

    God bless us, everyone.

    T.S

  6. The goodwills are closed, hot pockets in the oven… Love it!

    Merry Christmas!

    • thats my favorite part to! and favorite part to sing. too bad you didnt get to hear it!!

  7. Merry Christmas my darlings! I hope that God bring you blessings, a Rob and peace to everyone!

    “I just want to see my Robbie
    Standing right outside my door”

    EPIC WIN!!!!

    FELIZ NAVIDAD!!!

  8. Wouldn’t it be nice if, like Santa, Rob could make a little visit to all our houses tonight?

    I believe..I believe..

    Merry Christmas ladies! xoxo

  9. Merry Chrimbo everyone! What a ride it has been in 2009, so let’s bring on the leg hitches & tent scenes in June 2010!

    x
    p.s. and let’s not forget Tyler in March 🙂

    • Right there with you, Cazza. I used to wish for things like world peace in the new year, now I’m happy just to see Rob in a movie. What happened to me?
      BTW, your avatar sure is interesting!

      • Because we now have grown ups who can bring us Health Care Reform for Christmas…. The rest of us can focus on the trivial things what really matters.

  10. Great pic but it is kinda scary. All I wnat for Christmas is my two front teeth. great song. Or how about Grandma got run over by a raindeer. Better yet is Cheech and Chong Christmas How does Sanat Claus fly. I love it. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Jesus sinthe reason for the season.http://bobbygee.wordpress.com

    • Happy Christmas to you too Bobbygee!!!

    • “Jesus sin the reason”?

      That’s a Whale of a Freudian slip Bobbygee.

  11. Plaid..(aka Plaid-ROB!!!)… is all I’m asking for…..hahaha…hilarious!!!

    LMAO!
    Frohe Weihnachten aus Deutschland an ALLE!
    Buon Natale a tutti!
    Merry Christmas to UC, Moon and EVERY lovely lady here around….
    soooo much fun this blog

    hugs
    Chris

    • Sending you big love, Robgirl.
      hugs,
      mountainlion
      p.s. I’m so glad you are here!

  12. Love this song! We’ve been playing this in my house for 2 weeks straight. I love your new lyrics, it’s so perfect! Hilarious!

    I wish you all a very Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad!

    “Make my wish come true
    Oh Robbie all I want for Christmas is you, Rob baby”

    Rob please, won’t you make my wish come true? Pretty please?

    • Happy Christmas darling!!!



      C.

      • Merry Christmas cupcake! I wrote our little “cafe” story last night :-).

        I’m home dreaming of sugar plum fairies(or was it Rob dressed as a sugar plum fairy?) LOL.

        XO

    • Southernbelle,
      I hope you have a lovely time with your fam!
      Sending you hugs,
      me

      • Hi mountainlion, thanks! I didn’t feel like slaving over cooking today since it’s just the 3 of us. Hope you have fun w/ your family too! Do you have lots of snow there? We got NADA here in Kentucky!!!! I want my white Christmas!

        XO

        • We got 10 inches. That’s what she said. No, really it’s beautiful outside.

  13. Yep, just brilliant.
    Of course, my mind is in the gutter again cuz I had to read “I won’t ask for much this Christmas Just for you to be with me three times before I stopped seeing “you to be with me” as “you beneath me”.

    Love you all. And happy hoho! (<–like me)

  14. “I just want to see my Robbie
    Standing right outside my door
    Oh I just want him for my own
    More than Stew could ever know
    Make my wish come true
    Robbie all I want for Christmas is
    You…”

    TRUTH.

    All I want for Christmas is to glimpse HHH in the flesh!!

    Merry Christmas girlies! x

  15. Rob, all I want for Christmas is a clean you.

    Merry Christmas Rob. Congrats on sneaking out of the country. You are so James Bond!!!!

    Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

    Feliz Navidad!!!

    • Xylem, where the hell is he? How did he do it? I’m impressed with his skills and am glad he’s escaped undetected by the “fiends” as Kristen call them (us).

  16. I didn’t think anything could top yesterdays post but once again Moon proved me wrong.
    “More than Stew will ever know” I think she knows and I think she’s just a wee bit jealous. (I hope)
    Amazing song but the visual was a little disturbing for so early in the morning.
    None the less, I now have several new favorite Christmas songs to “bust” out tomorrow.
    Merry Christmas to everyone at LTR. You’ve all made my day for the last year and I wish all of you nothing but the best for the coming New Year. I hope we all get our wish for a amazing Rob 2010!!!

  17. Over the last year there has been one really great daily event in my life. The occurance to come here and laugh with the awesome ladies of this crazy phenom known as Twilight. I thank you each for all you contribute. You make my life more rounded and fuller.

    Dear Santa,

    Each one of these awesome ladies need Rob in their stocking tonight, think you can use that time/space continum thing to make it work? You can? Great!!!

    Happy Christmas all my loverlies!
    Me

  18. Merry Christmas everyone, thanks for all your laughs and Rob genius to UC, Moon and all you fab girls…..my daily bread.

    Dear Rob,
    just wanted to let you know that my dreams about you are not enough…I want to GIVE you a happy christmas in person….”more than kstew could ever know”…..lmfao
    xo

    • p.s. I gave everyone a thumbs up because you girls make my day everyday!! wishing you all a very merry christmas!
      xoxo

      • You’re so sweet! 🙂 Rob would marry that(you). XO

        • don’t get my hopes up….God I’m delesional or is it the christmas “spirit” of Jesus Juice?!? lmfao

          • Hey it’s ok to get your hopes up…it might help with your fantasy life ;-).

  19. “All Goodwills closed early
    No dirty clothes to wear
    The liquor stores are closed,
    but I have his favorite beer
    The smokes are on the back porch
    Hot pockets in the oven…
    Santa won’t you bring me the one I really need –
    won’t you please bring my Robbie to me…”

    LOL! Awesome!

    Merry Christmas, everyone! XO

  20. I think I’m going to be singing this version from now on! 😀

  21. Awesome songs, Ladies! I especially like the karaoke version so I could sing along with the new Rob lyrics. Good thing I’m working from home today! I don’t really like (read: can’t stand) Christmas music but you creative ladies are changing my mind!

    Merry Christmas Eve to everyone!

    • Agreed Keisha. I avoid Christmas music like the plague. I think it was all those years of show choir which I only tried out for because I heard you got out of school a lot to go caroling and sing for different luncheons around the holidays. Big mistake. I never want to hear a carol again. However….these versions are definitely something more bearable! 🙂

      • I don’t like any traditional Chrismas music either, singlestrand.
        Glad you are here.
        hugs,
        me

  22. “It’s not fair she shares your covers,
    holed up in your room all night”

    LOVE IT!

    I just want you to know that since I am home alone (except for the cats), I just sang that entire song. Out loud. I shoulda video taped it. Or not.

    Merry Christmas Eve, darlings!

    • Video tape it!! Video tape it!!! OUTLOUD.

      Do it! Do it! Do it!

  23. That first manip was so terrifying I almost forgot my name! Love the lyrics, though!!!

    Happy Christmas, Noreen, Bunny, and the rest of the gang!

  24. Ok, so this is one of my favorite Christmas songs ever, I just clicked on the vid link for the first time resigned to having to suffer through watching MC frollic and sing. (I love her voice, but it’s exhausting to watch her 8-y/o-playing-in-mirror routines). So imagine my surprise when what I got was the lyrics and music sans 8-year-old!!! That was as awesome as getting all the cashews from a mixed nut can all at once. I love, love, love this video almost as much as I love Rob. Ok, maybe not that much.

    Yes, Fangy I sang the whole thing outloud.

    • We should video it together.

      I’m heading that way now!

      AND I can’t imagine the joy that would come from getting all the cashews out of a can at once. That would be a Chrihanakwanitivus miracle!

  25. Ladies….
    This one’s for you…
    To the tune of “Let It Snow”

    ¨*•♫♪♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*

    Oh the weather outside is frightful…♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸
    And Rob is so delightful…¨*•♫♪
    And since I’ve no place to go…♫•*¨*•
    I’ll be his Ho, I’ll be his Ho, I’ll be his Ho…♫♪♥ ♫♪

    ¨*•♫♪♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*

    Merry Christmas!

    • I think this is my new favorite Christmas song!!

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  27. Bahahaha! I love it.

  28. I just heard Mariah Carey’s song on MTV or Viva and I sang this lyrics… HAHAHA
    Thanks for pimping up Mariahs song!!!

  29. Merry Christmas Ladies!

    A VERY special Thanks to Moon and UC. Thank you so much for bringing me out of that hole. You guys have some magical healing powers.
    There couldn’t have been a better time….Life is really worth living! =)

    Thanks to every single one of you as well. You crack me up all the time!

    Btw..7-23 in the day I saw Rob in person..(sighs)

  30. Finally figured out how to get my avatar!

    Yay!

  31. Those words are awesome and so are you Moon! You’ve said it all in those lyrics.

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO MOON AND UC who give us such an amazing blog every day that we always look forward to!

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL THE LETTERS TO ROB GIRLS!!!!

  32. Merry Christmas, Rob&Co!

  33. This is just weird because, I was just starting listen all I want for Christmas and then I opened the link for tweeter, so I sing it with the change of lyrics, LMAO.

  34. Moon and UC you give us your gifts of humor and shared obsession every day of the year, so I want to say thanks and here’s hoping your Christmases bring you as much joy as you have brought to us!

  35. merry christmas ladies. thanks for an awesome and fun year this blog has become my daily fix.

  36. Had a very strange Rob-Dream last night. Thought you guys might get a kick out of.

    Was at a fan gathering where only four people were allowed to see Rob and get his autograph. Everyone was watching some movie in a theatre, but it was boring so I left and went to this area designated for lunch etc. I was hanging out and realized I wasn’t wearing any make-up, so I started to put some on. I looked over to this room that was attached to the area and had a glass pannel in front and saw Rob and his body guards, followers etc. eating lunch. My eyes connected to his.And he got up, furious and stopped over to me. I all of a sudden get this wave of fear and am wondering what I did wrong.
    Then he proceeded to yelled at me for about 10 min. while I sat there, eyes huge, and terrified. He basically screamed about all the stupid shit that obsessive fans do and how we all yell obcene things at him but would never have the guts to do any of it!
    He then leans towards me and says “Kiss me. I dare you.”
    And I’m just shocked and say “What?”
    And he says “See? Your all just full of shit.” And storms off.
    So I turn to the people sitting around me and say “What a F*cking assh*ole.”
    And then I woke up.

    I never have good Rob dreams lol.


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