I saw these pictures over at Robsessed and KNEW I had to write a newsdump for today. This awkward newscaster set-up for an interview was just begging for me to photoshop you as “Bob Pattinson, Newscaster.” Regardless if there’s any really important news about you right now that doesn’t really matter… all that matter are these AMAZING picture of you as a news reporter in a tweed coat. WIN!
A look at some of the truly absurb, funny, and dumb stories in the world of Rob that we simply don’t have enough hours in the day to write letters about
- Rob was turned down to play the lead in a film called DOGGING: A UK Love Story
which is a film about public sex… does anyone really want to see pasty white brits get it on on park benches, in buses or say… behind the dumpster??? Well, now that you put it that way…
- Katy Perry doesn’t DO vampires! Sucks to be her.
- Every the classy gentleman Rob wears a shirt to that chicks birthday party that both honors women AND reminds us schedule our monthly waxing appointment.
I’ve never wanted to do any of the things I talk about on this blog with my cousins… but Anna Kendrick does…
who the ef compares Rob or Taylor to their cousin?! Yucks-magoo!
- Rob is SO thrilled to be giving back during the Holidays. Just take a look at his face you couldn’t keep him away from helping out a charity! So which crazy Cougar Twi fan will be telling their husband they want a vintage guitar thats for sell on ebay for Christmas?
Rob’s top 5 tips for dumping a girl…
He forgot: stop letting her hold your wrist in public
And that’s the news tonight! Now back to you Bob!
Goodnight and Good luck!
What’s the best Rob news? Did we miss any news that everyone should know? Are you going to schedule your waxing appt now?