Dramatic Poetry reading to Rob Pattinson

Dear Rob,

It’s no secret that we receive fan mail that was intended for you all the time. We laugh. We cry. We really pity you because if WE receive these crazy-times letters, we can’t imagine what kind of fan mail you get on a daily basis. Our favorite type of intercepted mail intended for you is poetry, songs and, of course, pictures of women with their cats. Today we decided it’s time for another round of “Moon & UC share videos they made when they were together in Los Angeles a few weeks ago when they thought it would be funny to wear disguises and do dramatic readings but really they just look crazy, tired and quite possibly drunk (but they’re not)” aka: Here are two of our favorite poems we’ve received, addressed to you, dramatically read in the fashion we feel most appropriate reflects the tone of the piece.

I have a continuous heartquake,
UnintendedChoice

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For really good times (or if you can’t watch video at work), read the transcript of the poetry after the jump!

To Fall in Love

To fall in love. So careless to forget what happennes around. So fondly. So light-heartedly. To fall in love with every cell of a body, with every feature, with every sight and every movement.

To fall in love with the smile, mood, style, character. Just like I have fallen in love with the music. To fall in love just to never leave this condition, to have a continuous heartquake. To fall in love to replace the hours of watching TV and a glass of cold water.

To fall in love like addict with the drugs, like I with the cigarettes, to catch the smoke from the lips and to enjoy it. Pleasure which will never leave you. To fall in love and to forget everything that I knew, and was learnt, to tousle the hair and to tear the blouse on the white body.

To fall in love and to wake up from the cold and trembling in your blood in the night, to take the guitar and to play something with closed eyes. To fall in love devilishly as we are mad teens or lost old people. To drink “him” like a glass of warm red wine, to smoke like the last cigarette in shivering hands. Just to fall in love. Why is it so difficult?

My Love For You

When I first saw you I couldn’t breathe,
It was like god made you just for me.
When you speak it’s like poetry,
When sing it’s heavenly.
I wanted to confess my love to you but can’t,
For you have gave someone that chance.
Why does love blind me so,
For my love for you will surely grow.
I would do anything to be with you,
Even choking your love until she is blue.
All I dream of is kissing you,
But I know that will never be true.
Our worlds are too different.
You live in the world of gold,
And I live in the world that’s cold.
Oh, why my love can’t you be the boy next door,
Instead of being everyone’s shining star.
I have been looking for someone like you all my life,
Now that I found you I want to be your wife.
Oh sweet lord please make this true,
Because Robert Pattinson, I Love You