I got to thinking about your friends the other day while hanging out with my own. Your crew can totally make or break your good times and since everyone needs a good time I started assembling your ultimate crew in my head (cause I have a life). Now Tom, Marcus and Bobby can stay cause they seem like a good combination of laughs and hottness and that hobo-ishness you love so much. And since it’s no secret that most girls have a thing for accents I took that into account too… so witness my ultimate Rob Pattinson crew… aka Panty Drop Crew 2010
He’s British… he can rock a pea coat and can sing like an m-er f-er (also see: Across the Universe)! Aren’t those really the tenants of being hot shiz?
Yea, yea he’s Scottish but it’s all the same island so cut me some slack and besides who doesn’t want a crew that includes JAMES MCAVOY! Accent, freaking cute and he will KILL YOUR arse in Atonement AND Becoming Jane. The sign of a good man? He can work out a period piece like no other! Talk regency to me James!
See the rest of the crew after the cut
So remember what I said about a man rocking a period piece film? Well, I just saw Ben play John freaking Keats in Bright Star and he pwned me pretty hard. I mean like bawling pwned. So on that alone and the fact he kinda has this Bob Dylan-esque vibe (he was in I’m Not There) about him he SO belongs in The Panty Drop Crew. Oh and for serious SEE Bright Star, Ben reciting “When I have Fears that I may cease to be” and “Bright Star” might be likened to a religious experience. You know like looking at Rob in Vanity Fair. Same stuff.
Ok, I KNOW he’s not British nor does he have a kick ass accent but he’s an actor I’m sure he can pull one off if need be and besides you gotta keep it real, you need at least one American in your crew. And I’m sure he’s got a peacoat he can rock.
So there you have it… let the beautiful music and panty dropping begin. I can only imagine the legions of heartbroken girls they’d leave in their wake. Just looking at this crew it’s a group to be reckoned with! Please Rob, let’s make this happen… you make a few calls, I’ll make a few calls (to UC) and we’ll get this done.
It’s a bromance made in heaven!
If you could pick out some other dudes for Rob to hang around with, who would they be? Remember the tenants: hot accent, rocks a peacoat, maybe a musician, maybe American, maybe Scottish, recites poetry… you know. Let’s add to this hot list.