*I was thinking about writing a letter about this whole Rob/paparazzi/respect Rob/whatever blah blah stuff but I’m not sure I wanna touch that subject w/ a 10ft pole… maybe tomorrow ;)*
Dear Rob,
I’m 100% convinced this shy, self depricating schtick you’ve got going on is a total act. You know EXACTLY what you’re doing to us all. From hot ass photo shoots, to carrying around books like you’re some brainiac to the answers you give in interviews. Take this Japanese interview for example…
When asked about having a family some day you talk about wanting to be a young dad… are you serious?! Do you know how many emails, texts, ims, dms that I got from girls who died a little hearing you talk about that stuff?! For serious!
So of course that made me think about you being a dad and I decided to hit up google and see what I could find on Robert Pattinson, young Dad. Cause you know hitting google images is like looking into a crystal ball!
prepare to be creeped out after the cut (I’m too embarrassed to leave them on the main page)
Rock a bye baby in my HUGE arms… when my arms bulge the cradle will rock…
Good night baby… good night moon… good night my floating head
Awwww they fake grow up so quick!
The happy creepy family! I’m on my way to Aaron Brother’s frame store, don’t get in my way yall, this one’s going over my fireplace!
Ok, I’m too 2nd hand embarrassed to find anymore so I’ll just leave you with these to ponder Rob, I mean it’s almost like seeing into the future right?
Glad I use photoshop for the right kind of rob shenanigans,
Moon
Have you found any creepy awesome photo manipulations? Feel free to share them in the comments so we can all be scared together!
Source: weird people on google image search!
Letters to Rob 
These are way creepy.
I think it may cause me nightmares tonight.
Awesome.
By: Jayde on December 6, 2009
at 8:07 am
in that last pic Rob looks more like a psychopath who broke into the young mom’s house and is terrorizing the mom and her creepily mature-looking baby.
By: dazzledtodeath on December 6, 2009
at 8:28 am
It’s just me or the kid in that pic is kinda looking
like a baby version of Stephenie Meyer?
By: robgirl86 on December 6, 2009
at 9:19 am
lil’ bit.
By: dude, i fursploded on December 6, 2009
at 9:51 am
while the house burns down around them (how else do you explain the weird squiggy lines in the background and the mark on Bella’s face that is clearly soot).
Oh yeah, by the way CREEEEEEEEPPPPYYYYY!!!!
By: absolutelyvlc on December 7, 2009
at 12:33 pm
*shudder*
Those are wrong on 345903202.23 levels.
I’ll take Rob with the word “shart” written over him any day over creepy demon baby-daddy Rob.
I’m going to shower. I feel unclean now.
By: poochimama on December 6, 2009
at 8:31 am
Come on the third one is actually CUTE .. I’ve seen it before the others are scary .yes .. but NOT the third one .. I think I made my point clear .. LOL
By: Liela on December 6, 2009
at 8:31 am
OH MY GOD! That’s SO creepy! That first one! WOW.
By: Shleeeigh on December 6, 2009
at 8:45 am
the first one looks like all that sympathy weight went into his arms. If my dad looked like that instead of the little fat guy that he is now, i’d probably be scared. The second one looks like he’s creepily stalking a baby. 3 is cute. 4 looks like Kristen’s bout to send her woman-baby to attack the crazy man that walked into the house.
By: Problematic on December 6, 2009
at 8:52 am
Oh rob, ‘I want to be a young dad’. Riiigght
Next he’ll be making more outrageous claims, like ‘I wanna marry a twimum’ or ‘tomstu is not my boyfriend’
By: Vi on December 6, 2009
at 9:07 am
‘TomStu is not my boyfriend’
Genius… LOL
By: Problematic on December 6, 2009
at 11:18 am
http://www.twifans.com has a bunch of these on the main page…like a slideshow of creepy. People like seeing Kristen with a baby bump I guess. Personally…I’m freaked out!
And that last happy family photo made me scream out loud. Burn it. Burn down the interwebz. Make it go away.
By: Irrevocably on December 6, 2009
at 9:09 am
Think about having Rob as a dad. He’d show up for your soccer practices sauced, flirt with your teachers at conferences, miss your recitals because Sam has a show the same night…AWESOME!
By: swansong on December 6, 2009
at 9:18 am
I admit, I died a little when I heard him say that. I know it’s looming in the future and sooner or later I’ll just have to get over it.
I love the first picture, it looks so tender. It reminded me of my husband when he held our daughter the very first time, he had tears in his eyes. So did I. It was a very beautiful moment. I hope Rob will have that moment someday. But not yet Rob, you’re so young and I’m sorry but I’m a little selfish, though I have no right to be. 😦
By: southernbelle on December 6, 2009
at 9:28 am
Hi Hon, you are so romantic..reading this I had nearly tears in MY eyes!
Rob sincerely has no clue!He wants to make a baby to be his “cool friend”, I mean…with that requirement the kid would give him surely a kick in the ass..:-)
By: robgirl86 on December 6, 2009
at 9:47 am
I’m a hopeless romantic and I’m very sentimental. I belong to the hopeless romantics club(seriously), I run the forum! 😛
By: southernbelle on December 6, 2009
at 9:54 am
Dear Rob
diapers are so NOT smelling like sparkles..
that’s the REAL shit…lol
just saying
love you
ME ❤
By: robgirl86 on December 6, 2009
at 9:34 am
Haha, you got me at “that’s the real shit.” That is very literally true! LOL. Countless dirty diapers!
By: southernbelle on December 6, 2009
at 9:52 am
I didn’t even know that sparkles smelled!
By: Athena on December 7, 2009
at 8:11 am
*CRINGE*
Rob would be a hellahot dad, but why, WHY do people have to do this shiz? I can’t handle this amount of 2nd hand embarrassment. It. Is. Too. Much.
By: dude, i fursploded on December 6, 2009
at 9:50 am
Way too second hand embarrassed to respond…
By: Meg O on December 6, 2009
at 10:04 am
These are cool Greta pics. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/
By: bobbygee on December 6, 2009
at 10:07 am
Did you guys notice how he said in the interview
“I want to make a kid….” and then hurried to change it to “I want to have a kid…”
He doesn’t want to be a young dad he just want to get a little somethin’ somethin’ goin’ on in the bedroom 😉
Well, Rob, we’re here for you anytime you need it 😀
By: Doffie on December 6, 2009
at 10:47 am
HAHAHA!!! “Practice makes perfect”
By: Athena on December 7, 2009
at 8:13 am
0_o
No.
By: fangbanger06 on December 6, 2009
at 10:48 am
Those are creeptastic. And not in a good way.
My first thought after watching the video was “Awwww” and then reality stepped in.
I may be too harsh about people saying they want kids young, because I AM a young mom and my son is a special needs child, but it makes me crazy when people talk about doing stupid shit like having kids on purpose below the age of 24ish unless you have the maturity of a 30 yr old at 19. MAYBE. I still believe people should be made to take a parenting quiz before being able to procreate, but anyways…..
Men seem to have a fasination with the idea of “creating” a child. Its like constrution! They made something! And instructions weren’t needed!
Let’s flip this bitch back to reality:
Rob, you’re 23. You have at least 2-3 movies that will be filming in the next 2 years. Plus all the touring and interviews. And possibly music if you’re still interested. And buying a house. And making a production company by the time you are 26.
So, sometime in the next 2-4 years (Because after 27, I’m sorry, you’re not a young parent) while all this is going on you have to meet someone and either marry them or feel comfortable enough to co-parent w/out being married etc. and if you aren’t dating Kristen Stewart, and don’t have time to date like you sometimes claim, when the hell will this building of a child occur? And pregnant women aren’t fun. And childbirth sucks to watch and you’ll either get your hand or your balls crushed during. And babies are messy, pukey, stinky, and needy. You seem like the kind of guy who’d be a grouch without sleep.
And that’s if the baby is healthy. What about living in hospitals for weeks-months on end? I can tell you from experience that hospital beds and food sucks! You thought hotels were bad….
AND you want a kid to be your friend?!? I’m telling you now that that’s not how it works. I mean, my son is awesome. He loves the Beatles, comic books, and Harry Potter, but we argue!
Go back to being adorkably cute and rambling about peeing in cups. Kids can happen later 😛
By: Jamie on December 6, 2009
at 11:44 am
Jamie,
Thanks for putting Rob’s remarks about fatherhood into perspective.
By: kmountainlion on December 6, 2009
at 1:59 pm
Men seem to have a fasination with the idea of “creating” a child. Its like constrution! They made something! And instructions weren’t needed!
**FTW!**
By: poochimama on December 6, 2009
at 9:04 pm
Men seem to have a fasination with the idea of “creating” a child. Its like constrution! They made something! And instructions weren’t needed!
I loved that line. And Jamie, I hope that he actually reads your post. You were straight up!
By: Athena on December 7, 2009
at 8:16 am
Actually he didn’t talk about a woman to “make” this kid, perhaps he wants to create it by himself?
So, possibly the aussi magazine rumour wasn’t a rumour?
Rob, show us your armpits! Come to mama, show it!
Come on…lol!
By: robgirl86 on December 6, 2009
at 11:55 am
Maybe your avatar is telling us something. . . I see a bulge in that armpit, plus he’s kind of rubbing it like women do with their prego bellies.
By: Boomin' Granny on December 6, 2009
at 6:14 pm
I’m so glad you didn’t write poor lonely Rob cornered by paparazzi… letter.
These photos are so much more FUN….
By: JellybeanRainbow on December 6, 2009
at 12:36 pm
I agree, those pictures of Rob being hunted like a caged animal broke my heart. I don’t want to ever see him like that again. 😦
By: southernbelle on December 6, 2009
at 12:56 pm
simply disgusting!!! poor baby…
By: robgirl86 on December 6, 2009
at 1:47 pm
Papprazzi = scum of the f**cking earth.
By: kmountainlion on December 6, 2009
at 2:19 pm
Those pics were creeptastic! But I have to admit that the video of Rob talking about wanting to be a young dad, made my uterus rejoice and prepare! I can almost not get myself to tell “her” that it will not be happening!
By: ALundquist on December 6, 2009
at 12:56 pm
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
Those pictures made me die a little bit more.
It’s almost like Alice had a vision of Rob and a baby…almost like the part where Edward gets to wear all the beige he wants! It’s spooky.
I prefer Rob holding a beer over Rob holding a baby…anyone else?
xo Ash
By: Ashley on December 6, 2009
at 1:13 pm
Yes, Ashley!
The first picture made me die a little, too, but not because of the baby…those arms and his expression. *melt*
Give me the cigs and beer photos any day.
Moon, thanks for reminding us about Rob’s “act.”
By: kmountainlion on December 6, 2009
at 1:53 pm
Duh. I’m such a sucker…those aren’t even Rob’s arms in #1. Just proves that looking at Rob’s face causes me to lose my mind and ability to think things through clearly.
By: kmountainlion on December 6, 2009
at 2:17 pm
Dear Rob:
Babies don’t eat Hot Pockets, and people frown on putting Heineken in their bottles.
Just something to ponder.
Love, Poochi
By: poochimama on December 6, 2009
at 1:48 pm
Hot pockets can be put into a blender.
Just sayin.
By: fangbanger06 on December 6, 2009
at 2:00 pm
Healthy too. Veggies, Dairy and protein.
It’ll make them grow more hair than Rob. *nods in agreement*
By: LadyN on December 7, 2009
at 5:32 pm
Poochi : Yes, babies and booze is a big no no. However, I think there are those food processor thingys where you are supposed to take your dinner, and make it into baby food. I never used one, seemed a little strange to me.
I guess someone COULD make a puree ala hotpocket…..
– Jamie
By: Jamie on December 6, 2009
at 1:54 pm
Ah yes, the pureed Hot Pocket.
It’s what Rob will be craving 60 years from now! 😉
By: poochimama on December 6, 2009
at 9:02 pm
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at 3:24 pm
oh yikes. That is all.
By: jazzled on December 6, 2009
at 3:26 pm
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By: uberVU - social comments on December 6, 2009
at 3:36 pm
oh well *sigh*
dear rob,
so you want to become “a young dad”..? what about the mother of your kid(s)? does she have to be _that_ young as well? if not, i’d be availabe anytime – just call me, or write an email – or just send the helicopter straight away – we shouldn’t lose precious time, right? 🙂
By: amenityandgrace on December 6, 2009
at 4:00 pm
…
CRAP!
What the frig happened to: I don`t like kids. Like, at all… ?!
WHAT THE FRIG HAPPENED TO IT, ROB?!
Look at all of those comments with multiple punctuation and, My-Uterus-Is-Ready-ing! What have you done to these people, Rob?! Gosh. Just a couple of comments about wanting to be buddies with a kid and wanting to… wait. Wait, wait, wait.
I read a comment up there about him saying he wanted to make a kid or whatever the frig, and then saying quickly that he wanted to HAVE a kid.
You said that you wanted to be a young dad.
And make a kid.
And, well, let`s be honest…
Rob just wants to have lots of sex.
So, SLOW YOUR ROW for a second, people, and, PLEASE, do NOT bring KStewing Up Some Trouble into this. Rob`s basically saying that he just wants to have lots of sex.
So, I mean… let`s all take a vote here.
Comment if you would be happy to oblige to Rob`s thinly veiled attempt at getting women to have sex with him.
Comment if you just wanna have beh-behs with the adorkable Rob.
Comment if you think that he`s just saying that to cover up him and TomStu`s love beh-beh.
Don`t comment if you wanna say something about KStewing Up Some Trouble.
Sincerely wanting an adorkable Rob Letter to Rob and with a confused uterus,
– Cassie. 🙂
By: Cassie on December 6, 2009
at 4:52 pm
Im happy just to have lots of kinky sex with Rob… Minus the Beh-Beh…. I already have one and thats enough… (Still trying to convince the doc to tie tubes… sigh why is being only 25 a problem????)
By: Nicole on December 6, 2009
at 5:19 pm
I am, too. I`m too young to have stretch marks because Rob wants to have lots of smexi times. Minus the beh beh for me, as well.
And, TIE THEM if you want to! It`s your uterus, not the doctor`s. 😉 Hahaha. 😛
– Cassie. 🙂
By: Cassie on December 7, 2009
at 7:24 pm
If I could tie them myself I would LOL
By: Nicole on December 8, 2009
at 1:49 am
That sounds like fun times, hahaha. 😛
You`d go all Uterus-Chewing on yourself and pull a Bella, minus the panicky Jacob and Doctor Uterus-Yum Edward.
By: Cassie on December 9, 2009
at 7:49 pm
“…PLEASE, do NOT bring KStewing Up Some Trouble into this.”
Thank you THANK YOU for that – I do NOT want to think about that. But I am commenting because I am happy to oblige to mindless hours of sex! WOO!
By: Athena on December 7, 2009
at 8:20 am
Oh, no problem AT ALL. I want to refrain from all thoughts of KStewing Up Some Trouble in this particular situation completely if I can.
And, hours of mindless sex? CHYES! WOO is right! Hahaha. 😛
– Cassie. 🙂
By: Cassie on December 7, 2009
at 7:26 pm
Now that last picture was simply creepy. Although, I have to say the little girl is quite a good choice for Renesmee.
The manips were pretty good, though, if I may say so.
By: m244robp on December 6, 2009
at 6:47 pm
I was curling my toes and screaming “WEEEEs” (I tend to yell out WEEE when I think something is cute) when I saw this video. Something about hot men talking about being a father gets me all squishy. It’s sweet. I think he’d be a fun dad.
And I am behind in blog checking and I just saw yesterday’s post and UC, your cat is ADORABLE!!!!! He looks like my Wyler.
By: Jena on December 6, 2009
at 6:48 pm
I only use the internet via my palm so I’m really sorry that I can’t reply unless I start a new comment. Otherwise this site works wonderfully 🙂
Anyhoo, back to the pureed hotpockets:
I’d be elderly Robs live in nurse any day!
Oh, except that I’m also his age, so I’d be then as well….
OH! But he’s a smoker so he’ll look 78 when he’s 50, and everyone is saying that for women 50’s the new 30 😛
– Jamie
By: Jamie on December 6, 2009
at 9:28 pm
Aww, I think this is sad. Rob thinks the only way to get the kind of friend he wants is to “create” one, in his own likeness. This breaks my heart for Rob.
PS Rob, most kids hate their parents until they’re older, which is what it sounds like you’re trying to avoid. You’d have more luck with a niece or nephew.
By: Keisha on December 7, 2009
at 1:15 am
the whole rob carrying a baby fantasy is totally lost on me. so not hot.
By: myrobertpattinson on December 7, 2009
at 2:00 am
So Moon, where’d you mount your Demon Family creeptastic portrait painting?
By: absolutelyvlc on December 7, 2009
at 12:36 pm
Correction: He doesn’t want to HAVE a baby, he wants to “MAKE” ONE!
That whole interview was just so he can mention how much he wants to have the sex. With. Every. Fangirl. (and maybe just that Hispanic guy who asked him to bite him) *squeeee*
oooohhh, how I want to grant him his wish on that couch.
By: LadyN on December 7, 2009
at 5:25 pm
ps. People NEED to be banned from photoshop. *includes self when covering Kstew’s face with hers*
By: LadyN on December 7, 2009
at 5:28 pm