Continuing with our “we give over the reins on LTT/LTR for Thanksgiving…..” we present.. Jena!
….I know that’s your name because Rob called you that on The Today Show last year. See, I pay attention to these things. [UC Note: And all this time Moon & I have been calling you Steve!]
So, you’ve been protecting the sparkly one since 2008, right? I feel you don’t get enough love or thanks. So, seems how I saw you at the New Moon premiere and now feel all connected, cause you know we totes are, I feel the need to give you some warm fuzzies. Here are the top 10 reasons you rock and why I’m thankful for YOU!
1) You protect 1/3 of the Twilight Trinity.
2) You hold gifts and sharpies while looking at fans with encouragement that what they are doing is in fact…..normal.
3) You know the answer, you know…”THE ” answer, the truth about Listen Hughwert, yet you protect it. Could you just tell me though, I promise to not say anything.
4) I’m pretty sure if I asked if Rob smelled like skittles you would answer it truthfully and may even let me taste that rainbow!
5) You fly all over the world with rarely a day off and probably little sleep to make sure Rob and clan are safe. I’m available if you need a luggage carrier.
6) You barge into Rob’s room the minute you hear of a drug overdose rumor to make sure he’s okay and tell him to call his frantic mother. Yet you could have knocked. That was you wasn’t it? Rob said you didn’t knock. We’ll let that one pass.
7) You put up with douche bag paparazzi. I admit it would be comical to see you go all Tommy Lee one time. You seem so calm and collected that you’re bound to snap, I just know it!
8) I’m sure you not only secure Rob, but I bet you share hot pockets over fatherly advice discussions.
9) You’d give dumpster meetings the privacy they deserve and just say “call when you’re finished”.
10) TEAM DEAN!
I just have two questions:
1) Where were you during the Remember Me crazy girl stalker gate? Seriously! You would had those chicks FKL’d faster than you can say “Whew, Tyler doesn’t wear tweed!” I know you were on set then….were you watching Twilight in Rob’s trailer snuggled in Rob’s snuggie that he got last year for Christmas from Kellan and got so involved you forgot to protect it’s star? Your excuses better be legit!
2) Have you seen the sparklepeen?
No, but seriously thank you. Thank you for protecting Rob daily and keeping him safe from the crazies. I know your job can’t be easy- Pushing away the pushy fans, getting aggressive, dealing with the nutzos (not me!), scanning the crowd for emergency evacuation plans, getting Rob through the chaotic masses safely.
I’m sure Rob appreciates you immensely.
Because of you I can sleep at night.
Jena….a normal one.
We’re so thankful to you, Dean, that we’re going to continue to call you Steve! XO UC & Moon
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