It’s Thanksgiving here in the US which means I’m off eating mashed potatoes and tofurkey (I am a vegetarian!), but I didn’t want to run off in my elastic waistband specially-made Pattinson-Turkey pants without first telling you what I’m thankful for today. I could go about this a few different ways- do I go sappy and thank your mom for giving birth to you 23 and 1/2 years and 13 days ago? (I’m not counting) Or do I make you laugh and thank you for existing so that people like the Pattinson Pants lady and TammyO have been introduced into my life? Nah- how about we just keep this simple and I thank you with naked pictures of myself gorgeous pictures!
I’m thankful when you don’t shave
I’m thankful that Nick can always make you take a shower
Find out if I’m thankful for the Brit pack after the jump
I’m thankful that you don’t really look like this
Instead I’m thankful that you look like this
I’m thankful you’ll be in a new movie with multiple sex scenes
I’m thankful you’re a talented musician
I’m thankful I saw you on the night you looked like this
I’m also thankful for: your health; your British accent; that your parents “did it” 24 years, 3 months and 13 days ago; your refusal to admit you’re dating Kristen, therefore keeping the fantasy of your singleness alive in my mind; that we live in a time when our two countries aren’t at war (that’d be quite messy- I can’t love a Red Coat); and for your strong, lickable jaw. And- wow- I just read a draft of Moon’s post for LTT today which is completely sappy & sweet and now I feel like a perv, so I’ll end by saying I’m thankful for…. your mind, right… your intelligent mind, that’s why I like you…
Happy Tofurkey Day!
What are you thankful for about Rob?
Images all found on google images. “You can google it”
This weekend, because of the holiday, Moon & I are kinda MIA. We will be around on & off, but be patient if you have a comment that needs approval- we will take a little longer than usual! Since we’re in and out (that’s what she said) we’ll be posting shorter posts for the next few days- but we have some special thanksgiving themed letters coming your way! All in celebration of the slaughter of cute little birds…!