I have a confession. Tonight, I was catching up with a little of this on TV:
and last week when looking for a book to take on the plane to LA I came across the book which was made into a movie with the hottest sex scene ever starring this:
Will I continue to offend Rob with pictures of guys other than him!? Find out after the jump
and a few weeks ago I saw this performing live in concert then snuggled up with my TV to watch this in the best chick flick performance of all time:
and I recently saw an advertisement for some sort of Trekkie DVD that this starred in:
and being with Moon last week made me remember how much we used to spend our time swooning over this:
And Rob… I swooned. Over them all. In fact, I texted Moon and said “Um. Catching up on vamp diaries. Paul Wesley might be hotter than Rob.” YIKES. What has gotten into me? Was it the incredible strong drink my hubby made me hoping to entice me into the bedroom (No thanks hunny, I’m just looking at pics of the 5 hottest guys EVER). Or when SPRINTING into the theater for the midnight showing last week following by hoards of New Moon-horny women (and just plain horny guys) did I trip & fall, hit my head and get knocked unconscious and the last 4 days have been an dream my brain has been playing while I’m in a coma? Maybe, but my text conversation with Moon didn’t end there:
Me: So I’m really feeling Paul Wesley right now, yet, I love Rob more. Is that odd?”
Moon: Paul may be hotter, but I feel Rob’s got more going on upstairs.
Me: Do you mean downstairs?
Moon: Well, probably that too, but no I mean upstairs- plus we’ve committed ourselves to Rob for almost over a year now and all those things mean true love. Rob’s an old faithful at this point.
Me: Ah- Rob’s dream- to be compared to a big burst of water in the ground in Wyoming
Moon: Like right now Ryan Reynolds is in The Proposal which is playing in the RV (Side note: I did not add that in for dramatic effect. I had to include it because Moon is traveling in an RV for “The Moon Family National Lampoon’s vacation”) but I don’t care enough to blog about him or fly to events he might be apart of
Me: Sigh (yes I sighed during our text conversation) I’ll admit it- I have feelings for other guys. I have room in my heart for other incredibly attractive celebrities. There I said it. Yet NONE compare to Rob….
What IS that Rob? What sort of spell do you have over me? Why haven’t I started LetterstoPaul yet and why didn’t I try to stalk The ‘Gos when I was at Moon’s house last week, 1 neighborhood over from yours (okay, to be fair… I did yell at her one night and threaten to leave because I wasn’t having a good enough time and hadn’t even run into Ryan Gosling yet… but that was before I saw you two days in a row) And can any of these guys be compared to each other? I mean, Adam Brody is the king of hot dorks. Done. Ryan Gosling? Hottest of the hipsters. Amen. Chris Pine? Well, he’s like that guy who’s on the crew team at college and lives in the frat house, but is a REALLY good time when your artsy, hot Shakespeare playwright wanna-be boyfriend (enter James McAvoy) gets all angsty on you. And Paul Wesley is that mysterious new guy that you never really get to know but have really hot daydreams about… and you? Rob you are….
Gah… you’re you. I don’t know why you’re hotter in person than in pictures or on camera. I don’t know why when you say 2nd-hand embarrassing things it makes me heart you more. I don’t know why I decided to blog about you instead of any of the other eligible guys… I just did. Now leave me alone.. that picture of you officially ruined the nice Paul Wesley distraction I had going for me.
Sigh, (yes, a literary sigh)