Dear Dude in the back,
Robert Pattinson is NOT impressed… slightly amused, but not impressed, but I AM! First off you got by “Steve” the bodyguard (our made up name for him), second you’re flashing the “hang loose” signs while wearing a wool trench coat in what looks to be like negative 30 degree weather in rainy New York City. I would offer you free unicorn membership to LTT/LTR if you’d been committed enough to wear cargos, mandals (man-sandals), a hawaiian shirt and a puka shell necklace while flashing us “hang loose” but sadly you went for the drunk-wallstreet-professional-slash-exfratboy-stumbles-upon-a-paparazzi-swarm-around-that-Edward-Cullen-guy look instead. FAIL. And who are you looking at up there? This is not a MySpace photo op, the camera is down here eye level with Rob’s crotch where all camera lenses SHOULD BE! Duh.
Better luck next try dude. Now I’m off to submit him to RandomCreepyGuy.com!
Seen any other pictures with Rob and a creepster in the background? Would you do the same thing if you had the chance? Would you need to be drunk or on illegal substances?
Rando creepster pics from Robsessed!