Posted by: themoonisdown | November 22, 2009

Hangin’ Loose with Robert Pattinson

Heh, my Tri Lambda brothers are so gonna think this is bad ass! I jumped in a picture of that Edward Patterson dude! YEA!!

Dear Dude in the back,

Robert Pattinson is NOT impressed… slightly amused, but not impressed, but I AM! First off you got by “Steve” the bodyguard (our made up name for him), second you’re flashing the “hang loose” signs while wearing a wool trench coat in what looks to be like negative 30 degree weather in rainy New York City. I would offer you free unicorn membership to LTT/LTR if you’d been committed enough to wear cargos, mandals (man-sandals), a hawaiian shirt and a puka shell necklace while flashing us “hang loose” but sadly you went for the drunk-wallstreet-professional-slash-exfratboy-stumbles-upon-a-paparazzi-swarm-around-that-Edward-Cullen-guy look instead. FAIL. And who are you looking at up there? This is not a MySpace photo op, the camera is down here eye level with Rob’s crotch where all camera lenses SHOULD BE! Duh.

STILL IN IT BROHAM!!!

Better luck next try dude. Now I’m off to submit him to RandomCreepyGuy.com!

Shaka Bro!
Moon

Seen any other pictures with Rob and a creepster in the background? Would you do the same thing if you had the chance? Would you need to be drunk or on illegal substances?

Rando creepster pics from Robsessed!

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  1. Very nice Rob crotch…def. the best part of the photo!
    but please…….short stylist..
    give HHH some longer pants…HE IS TALL!

    now up to the new president of creepiness…

    I love Rob’s look..kinda like…

    “I dunno know…feel bad…feel like it’s wrong”…lol.

    • Oh yes I always check the crotch, sometimes zoom, you never know what surprise you can have. Remember the Oscars’ red carpet or last visit to Japan?

      I can’t believe the-half-Michael-Jackson-half-singer-in-a-bar-for-old-people-suit.

      My theory on the lenght is either someone put his trousers into his sockets when he wasn’t looking or he steped on a subway air thing, you know like Marilyn Monroe.

      • He ‘s a beauty, so he can wear everything!
        I am actually a bit tired of all the suits these days…
        I want hobolicious Rob back..himself too…I guess….check out the cap! yeah!

        • He was wearing that very nice tuxedo, looking all sharp going into the screening, but when he came out and started walking down the street he managed to turn it into a hobo look, the tuxedo was rumpled, the hat came out, the pants got shorter, the shirt looked dirty. It’s a real talent he has . .. .!

        • Yes, I want Hobo Rob too!!!!!!!!
          Hope he’s not gonna become hiding Rob now that the press juncket is over.

  2. I dunno. I think that’s one of Steve’s guests. Maybe a younger brother, there’s a resemblance. I was wondering the other day if Steve gets to bring a guest to the screening once in a while. It would only be fair. Somehow I don’t think that’s going to happen again.

  3. “but sadly you went for the drunk-wallstreet-professional-slash-exfratboy-stumbles-upon-a-paparazzi-swarm-around-that-Edward-Cullen-guy look instead.” WIN

    “This is not a MySpace photo op”. WIN

    I don’t know how you guys do it. But I am just glad you do. Get some rest. You have a treasure trobe of Rob stuff to dissect during the very painful upcoming Rob drought.

  4. Oh my god… Random creepy guy dot com is real! I have a new obsession.

    • Seriously! Fun for hours!

    • That is hilar. I love it!!

  5. I think “Broham” is my new favorite word. Win!

  6. *Also, our Creepy Guy appears to be checking out Rob’s ass in the second shot. Do you think Steve knows his brother is gay?

    • In that case he has the worst style of dress I have ever seen on a gay…lol…an opprobrium for the whole department!
      For checking out the ass….ahem..that’s normal!

  7. @swansong: Its now official that Rob can make guys change teams!

  8. Moon, I gotta ask, how does someone your age have such a wealth of knowledge on 80s pop culture?

  9. OMG Random creepy guy!!! I think all the women could look like a creepy when drooling over RPATZZ..I know I will

  10. I am still lol-ing at those photos. Thank you for that.

  11. haha..
    Hey, I got lurker pics..
    ie. pics of Rob with TomStu and Marcus Foster in NYC..I sent you the pics Moon/UC.

    cheers,
    H

  12. Oh my goodness, I saw this yesterday and I looked really hard, at first I thought it was Carlisle!

    About Rob’s crotch, well I can’t see much in there. I don’t know, I’m just so exhausted right because my daughter is sick and I haven’t gotten much sleep. I’m sure there’s something there right? I did notice the pants, why are his pants so short? 🙂

  13. I waited two days to fursplode this. hahahaha

    I loved what Chris Weitz did with New Moon!!! (I might want to eff him, seriously, or apply as the Muse of his DILF club).

    I am really not a Jacob fan but I kinda felt bad for him in the movie. Bella the bitch just sort of used him (sort of meaning totally)… I let out an audible “awwwwww” at the part where Bella said, “Jake, I love you… Don’t make me choose… ‘coz it will be him… It’s always been him…” I felt like I wanted to be a wolf and phase in front of Bella and scratch her bitchy face… (so that she and Emily could be bffs)

    The soundtrack!!! OMFG… The songs were just very apt… Especially at the scene where the wolves were chasing victoria. I love the slow-motion effects they did to it. It’s one of the coolest things I’ve seen on screen I promise.

    Okay the nitpicker side of me…

    But the kissing scene(s), uhm, I don’t know if it’s just me but I didn’t feel aroused(that’s what she said) during those scenes unlike in the kissing scene in Twilight (maybe the effect of knowing that now they might be doing it in real life… fuck…) Especially the one where Edward was moaning. I cringed. (I do when I’m jealous hihihi)

    And yes dudes… the outfit?! Edward’s outfit? the shoes???? wtf?!!!!! The whole time he was in Italy he didn’t even change clothes??? October, November, December… Goodness yes vampires don’t sweat but wearing the same clothes for like three months is beyond Rob’s hobometer… I bet he smelled like death…

    Alice’s? Her LBD was her only outfit that I loved all throughout the movie. The clothes she wore at school and in Italy? wtf again…

    Dakota and Michael S.= superb performances!!!
    Kristen Stewart’s scream during (Bella’s) nightmares?= sounds like a screaming pig on the verge of being killed

    Edward and Felix’s fight scene? Fierce!… It made Edward and James’s fight scene look like two girls having a catfight… It made Rob look “tough” hahahahaha…

    New Moon>Twilight=yes!

    Eclipse> New Moon= should be!!!! (I know David Slade, it would be a tough job… considering what DILF has done….

    Chris Weitz=My new god… Amen…

    • [sounds like a screaming pig on the verge of being killed] God, I’m so glad it wasn’t just me. She surely has to have a better sound in her than THAT! Here’s hoping that’s nothing like her “O” voice!

      • yep yep… I was so 2nd-hand embarrassed and wondered if they rehearsed this.

        Kstew:EEEEkkkk!!!Errrrrr!!!!!!hikkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        DILF: No no… not like that bitch, you sound like a pig!!”
        Kstew: I don’t dream when I’m asleep how would I know…(says it without emotion)

  14. Love you. Mean it

    • if you mean me, i love you too… (hugssssss)

  15. I waited for two days to fursplode this. hahahaha

    I was able to watch it twice! Yes, my cousins and I violated that ‘you-can-only-watch-it-once-inside’ policy. And for sure the guards were still cursing us up to this day. We did it for the love of Rob!(and Taylor’s abs!)

    I loved what Chris Weitz did with New Moon!!! (I might want to eff him, seriously, or apply as the Muse of his DILF club).

    I am really not a Jacob fan but I kinda felt bad for him in the movie. Bella the bitch just sort of used him (sort of meaning totally)… I let out an audible “awwwwww” at the part where Bella said, “Jake, I love you… Don’t make me choose… ‘coz it will be him… It’s always been him…” I felt like I wanted to be a wolf and phase in front of Bella and scratch her bitchy face… (so that she and Emily could be bffs). On second thought, maybe I felt bad for him because he had this perfect abs going on but the girl still chose the one with the fake, painted abs.

    The soundtrack!!! OMFG… The songs were just very apt… Especially at the scene where the wolves were chasing victoria. I love the slow-motion effects they did to it. It’s one of the coolest things I’ve seen on screen I promise.

    The part where Bella said, “I’m coming” then Edward, “I don’t want you to come.” I was the only one who laughed. Seriously, I was the only one who knew what that means? and I swear, I saw (amidst the dark,) there were people who stared at me like their faces were saying, “Seriously bitch? What’s with you? He’s breaking up with her! And you’re happy?” And I stared back at them all thinking, “Seriously, bitches? You didn’t get it? I pity you for not being as clever (depraved) as me!

    Okay the nitpicker side of me…

    But the kissing scene(s), uhm, I don’t know if it’s just me but I didn’t feel aroused(that’s what she said) during those scenes unlike in the kissing scene in Twilight (maybe the effect of knowing that now they might be doing it in real life… fuck…) Especially the one where Edward was moaning. I cringed. (I do when I’m jealous hihihi)

    And yes dudes… the outfit?! Edward’s outfit? the shoes???? wtf?!!!!! The whole time he was in Italy he didn’t even change clothes??? October, November, December… Goodness yes vampires don’t sweat but wearing the same clothes for like three months is beyond Rob’s hobometer… I bet he smelled like death…

    Alice’s? Her LBD was her only outfit that I loved all throughout the movie. The clothes she wore at school and in Italy? wtf again…

    Dakota and Michael S.= superb performances!!!
    Kristen Stewart’s scream during (Bella’s) nightmares?= sounds like a screaming pig on the verge of being killed

    Edward and Felix’s fight scene? Fierce!… It made Edward and James’s fight scene look like two girls having a catfight… It made Rob look “so tough” hahahahaha…

    New Moon>Twilight=yes!

    Eclipse> New Moon= should be!!!! (I know David Slade, it would be a tough job… considering what DILF has done….

    Chris Weitz=My new god… Amen…

  16. I think everyone has missed one important aspect of this picture.

    Is it just me or is the NYSE guy and Rob wearing the SAME shoes and the SAME color/kind of pants?

    Creepy I know. It would be like me and Poochimama showing up to the SAME party and wearing the SAME dress. (If ya’ll haven’t gathered to realize lately, she’s like my BFF 🙂 )

    Fashion faux pas. At least I would have enough common decency to run home, change and then come back for the photo op.

    I will say though, the trench is a nice touch. Ahem, Robbie P. Take notes. Trench. OK. Baseball cap with nice dress suite. NOT.

    I learned that from a reliable fashion friend.

  17. Thanks for the shout out! We put up this photo on http://www.RandomCreepyGuy.com – have a great day!


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