Cause it was inevitable! There was really nothong else we could do than hit it with a good ol “One picture, Two takes.”
I wanna hold your wriiiisssttt... I wanna hold you wrist!
Take one – Moon
Dear Nonstens,
Please remain calm, break the “in case of emergency” glass case holding the brown paper sack provided with your LTR/LTT membership and breathe deeply! Those heart palpitations and that feeling of light-headedness should start to dissipate as you view this picture.
We’ve also called in the suicide prevention teamed used in the Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears outing of 2001 to help us learn to cope with our emotions. Trust me they’re good!
Loves a good forgone conclusion,
Moon
Take two – UC
The gates of HALE have frozen over...
Dear TammyO*,
I want to take some time today to formally apologize to you on behalf of the entire LTT/LTR family. You were right all this time. Rob & Kristen have been making love to Luther Vandross in front of the dying embers of a fire while reading each other passages from the Song of Solomon all this time. You were completely justified in calling some of our readers
foul smelling mouthed c@nt[s]
And you’re right. We COULD all stand to lose 5-10 lbs. I mean, I had a McDonald’s breakfast sammy this morning to celebrate our 5,000th follower on Twitter PLUS I had Chipotle for dinner. What would Rob think? What would Kristen think? I’ve been living my life thinking I could get Rob someday. But Rob would never go for someone like me- someone who eats high calories meals from fast food restaurant chains and doesn’t remember if Song of Solomon comes after Ecclesiastes or before the book of Isaiah. You were just trying to help. All that time and then we banned you- you were just trying to show us the way. The way of Robsten. Robsten is the way, the truth and life… THE LIFE. Robsten is the Life. I have seen the light. Hallelujah. Amen
Forgive us,
UnintendedChoice
Discuss “it” (whatever “it” is to you!) over on The Forum
Laugh with UC over on LTT
*Don’t know who the HALE TammyO is? Ohhh you missed a good time. She popped up at the end of the summer and unleashed her hateful comments on the Letters community. So she forced us to ban her. Which is hilarious. Cuz who could get banned from LTR? TammyO can! Here is one of my favorite comments of hers:
now kindly go to the gates of hale..your daddy lucifer is waiting to let you in you evil f@ck
We’re also prettttty sure she has a real lesbian crush on Kristen.
Letters to Rob 
Whether you are a Robsten, a Nonsten or an “I-don’t-give-a-crapsten”, I think we should all remember the words of our wise leaders (UC and Moon, that is).
If he’s not pounding me, he’s pounding spam!
By: toooldforthis on November 11, 2009
at 8:05 am
spam with a mullet-ick.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 11, 2009
at 8:50 am
I’ve seen Stewie holding hands/arms with Wolfboy as well as others.. so this is all Nonestene to me.. btw. loved Fancelli’s hand holding image with Kellen he sent out. UC/Moon shoulda posted that one too. ha!
@toooldforthis.. UGH!!! Why! oh why!!.. the reference to spam!!
This is to, to much. OI!!
I have this awful image now of greasy porky crap in a can.
I need a dose of a Cullen smile to wipe that nasty image from my mind!!
(anyone have a chocolate cupcake they can share with me?)
xH
By: Hermes on November 11, 2009
at 3:50 pm
Hey, it’s not me it was UC and Moon that came up with that phrase! Don’t shoot the messenger 🙂
By: toooldforthis on November 11, 2009
at 4:23 pm
Toooldforthis I’ve said it before I’ll say it again we were separated at birth……
Totally what I said to my son after reading the first part of this post {yes my 20 year old is my main Robsession enabler}….the real meat is this way Rob on LTR…….Rob’s young he’ll learn…..<3 this post
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 9:40 am
He needs an older woman (*coughmecough*) to show him the ways of the world. You and I, Rubytuesday, we know what’s best for him 🙂
By: toooldforthis on November 11, 2009
at 10:51 am
Hey, can I join in with this “teaching Rob the ways of the world” thing? I’d like to offer him my services of “things that older women will do to/for you that them young-ens cannot/will not do for you.” LOL
By: Lynda from philly on November 11, 2009
at 11:31 am
We COUGARS ROCK!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 1:47 pm
Like make you dinner and do your laundry for you.
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 4:17 pm
absolutelyvlc:- We are LTR COUGARS dinner and laundry don’t come into it……it’s dumpsters and silk scarves all the way for us…and THAT’S NORMAL!!!!!
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 7:50 pm
Oh Rubytues you’re so right. But that’s the great thing about being a coog – first he falls in love with you for doing his laundry and cooking him a meal that doesn’t come in a box and requires more than pressing a few buttons to heat up, and then he falls in lust with you for pressing his buttons and heating him up. Ah, being a coog is GREAT!!!
By: absolutelyvlc on November 12, 2009
at 7:55 am
So will you be reinstating TammyO and making her a forum mod?
By: dazzledtodeath on November 11, 2009
at 8:05 am
I suggested they let her guest-post. They didn’t seem to like that idea…
By: HeyyyBrother on November 11, 2009
at 10:44 am
TammyO should start her own blog-Letters to Letters to Rob. She could rip us all a new one every day without any fear of being banned.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 11, 2009
at 10:48 am
I love that! LTLTR – that is simply brilliant!
By: milfy goodness on November 11, 2009
at 10:56 am
@ Dazzledtodeath;
re: letting Tammy O rip us a new one every day??!!
I KNEW you were a masochist!
By: Hermes on November 11, 2009
at 4:05 pm
a sick masochistic lion!
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 4:18 pm
I must be to make myself crazy with all this crap..damn you Rob this would be so much easier if you were gay.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 11, 2009
at 4:48 pm
yes
By: unintendedchoice on November 11, 2009
at 11:02 am
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I think you know why.
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 3:56 pm
omg, I was going to post these pics for your this morning, I saw them last night on Pop Sugar…I can’t believe it either….as for “Robsten” like I stated before I don’t give a crapsten or Mullsten or a whatever-sten…btw it’s Robsty (Rob + Misty) remember I started that movement last summer…lol
p.s. Rob if you are dating mullsten, can you please stop appearing in my dreams almost every night, your giving me “whiplash” he-he.
Now to address the IMPORTANT shite:
TammyO: now kindly go to the gates of hale..your daddy lucifer is waiting to let you in you evil f@ck
UC: We’re also prettttty sure she has a real lesbian crush on Kristen.
Misty: no I’m pretty sure she is MULLSTEN!!!
By: Misty on November 11, 2009
at 8:09 am
OMG thats a new one we’ve never explored!! kristen IS tammyo?! tammyo IS kristen!
come out come out whereever you are!!!!!!
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 2:34 pm
and she’s just putting on the bad grammer/spelling/syntax to throw us off! I think you’re on to smth there!! Aw, sweet, Kristen reads your bloggies 😀
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 3:45 pm
“We’re also prettttty sure she has a real lesbian crush on Kristen”
Absolutely
By: Liela on November 11, 2009
at 8:10 am
To me – The tarmac looks snow covered. So in true Edward fashion — I am going with the belief that he’s helping her across the icy surface to catch the plane – because I believe that she is as clumsy as the character she plays.
Thats my “reality” and Im living it. *fingers in ears Nah-nah-na-na-na-na I cant hear you*
By: Tasha on November 11, 2009
at 8:12 am
mwahahaahahahahahahahahahaha !! 🙂 You are HILAR
By: natashadushi on November 11, 2009
at 8:25 am
I like your reality. Can I borrow it?
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 9:13 am
I am willing to share my Reality with anyone. But just know that if HHH does appear in it………I may cut a bitch. Justsayin. LOL
16 thumbs up! Wow. Im feeling the love
By: Tasha on November 11, 2009
at 10:49 am
I had to get up extra early for work this morning but it actually turned out I got up *kinda* early because I spent 15 minutes looking at these pictures and watching Twitter meltdown.
I couldn’t care less, but I do think must somewhere deep down be pro Robsten because I like Kristen and I think that if Rob was off with some other girl really publicly that would bother me. This doesn’t bother me. That is my logic.
TammyO sounds amazing – getting banned for LTT/LTR is quite a feat!
By: Shleeeigh on November 11, 2009
at 8:19 am
Britney and Justin wore matching semi-formal denim outfits at the height of their relationship. That would never happen here.
By: sparkle for twilight on November 11, 2009
at 8:19 am
But it would be AWESOME if it did.
I would give my sons college tuition to see that happen!*
*not really.
By: sassysmart on November 11, 2009
at 9:17 am
Don’t jeans and plaid shirt count?
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 9:42 am
Exactly. They have been matching a few times. HAHAHAHAHA
By: Shani on November 11, 2009
at 11:02 am
Semi-formal matching denim…. Even when I was 14 I knew that shite was crazy-town.
However, I beg to differ. Rob and K-Stew have been dressing alike for months now… (they and every asshole walking around Brooklyn)… subliminal messaging to the “truth-knowing, prophetic, just showing us the light” Robsteners.
Oh TammyO….and the summer of 09…good times good times.
Someone hold me,
Zees (Nonsten) ’84
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 9:58 am
your wordpress monster is the best!
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on November 11, 2009
at 11:02 am
Potato Crab?
You should see my Snowflake of Want…
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 11:20 am
Zees,
As a fellow ‘Nonsten’… I give you..
Lurve,
Moi
By: Bobina on November 11, 2009
at 6:18 pm
they already wear matching flannel!!!
and thank you for reminding me of the matching denim outfits! those were good days!
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 2:36 pm
They do dress alike now, but considering every hipster wannabe downtown wears flannel, tight jeans, and raybans, I say it doesn’t count 🙂
By: sparkle for twilight on November 11, 2009
at 4:12 pm
It’s kind of scary, but Rob and Kstew may have just been ahead of the curve. I see plaid ALL the time on my campus (but, then again, I live in the northwest. Maybe they picked it up in Vancouver).
By: kitkat on November 11, 2009
at 11:14 pm
Yah.
I didn’t believe it before.
Well, I sorta did but ya know, denial and stuff . . .
And I gotta admit: the look frigging adorable!
xox
By: Jayde on November 11, 2009
at 8:19 am
meh… everyone goes slummin every once in a while..now if you’ll excuse me I gotta go apply bleach to my retinas, eat a few dozen Werther’s and forget these past 5 minutes ever happened.. what?!? im allowed to hold onto my delusions..
By: lilbit on November 11, 2009
at 8:22 am
it also helps that I refer to her as KDude and the little linebacker that could.. wait, does this make me sound bitter? yeah, thats about right.. haha
By: lilbit on November 11, 2009
at 8:42 am
HAHAHA kdude and the lil linebacker who could! HAHAHA killing me
ps pass the werthers!
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 2:36 pm
I’m a nonsten- I’d like our bbb to be happy! Its amazing how much energy people have invested in this relationship.
BTW- the interviews with Rob have been great! He’s still that adorkable/incredibly hot (yes, VF, I’m talking to you boy we wanted to see again! There he is… yea!
By: drsaka on November 11, 2009
at 8:24 am
I didn’t say that quite right. I’d like our bbb to be happy in any case.
By: drsaka on November 11, 2009
at 9:10 am
I think I’ve gone from being a nonsten to an ‘I don’t give a crapsten.’ I can’t get over the smile on his face (who could resist ‘beaming Rob’s face) he’s so happy to be heading back to London. Welcome home Rob!
By: GuitarGirl on November 11, 2009
at 8:26 am
someone hates Rob’s happiness.. thus the thumbs down
By: unintendedchoice on November 11, 2009
at 11:03 am
Is TammyO lurking with the ol’ thumbs down thing?
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 1:51 pm
Anyone not wanting a happy Rob, is obviously on the wrong board!!
By: GuitarGirl on November 12, 2009
at 8:48 am
the thumbs down is tammyo’s only recourse now!
actually we’d let her comment if she wasnt making direct slams to readers!
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 2:37 pm
Aww.. but we can take it.. Today of all days. All this “energy” has to go somewhere. I’m up for it.
By: gizmo on November 11, 2009
at 3:00 pm
Noooo, don’t cave and let her back in!
We can take the odd thumbs down (although someone really is going for it today), but TammyO just aint welcome.
This is only place we’re safe to share our Robsession, without resorting to *stops*… was going to say TwilightMoms, but won’t.
By: Shezpop on November 11, 2009
at 8:48 pm
I don’t know what to think of it. What would people say if it was Cristan Serratos holding like that at Rob?
A smiling Rob makes me always happy.
I was mad at myself to mis the twitterdrama about those pics, LOL
By: natashadushi on November 11, 2009
at 8:28 am
Whoa. What a great question. I feel pretty confident that, if the pictures had shown PETA’s newest assbassador clutching Robert like that, there would be about .2 seconds during which the Interwebz would take a collective gasp. Followed by a fursplosion of reaction the likes of which have never been seen. I’m talking, Kanyegate x Octomom x all those furtive, frantic searches the unicorns did for naked Ashley Greene pics.
Truly, the ‘net could maybe almost have imploded. Leaving a super-massive black hole.
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 3:29 pm
Hey i missed you today. admit…you actually start preparing the wedding party in Texas, right?….lol
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 3:36 pm
I’m home today, honoring the vets by sleeping until I’mnottellingyouwhen.
My wee fangirl heart is SCREAMING at me to do a search for Robsten fic, using the phrases “as they walked across the runway,” “clutching his arm like he had clutched her mullet the night before,” and “mile-high.”
However, I’m kind of turned off by the insanity that is Twitter right now and knowing that somewhere TammyO and her minions are riding the high of vindication. Not to mention, I really do feel badly for them for being caught. No privacy is not cool.
So, I’m spending my morning contemplating the awesomeness that is Pellan. THERE’S a sex tape we can all get behind that’swhatshesaid.
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 3:59 pm
Of sleeping…you had done well! I Love Pellan! I love Peter! Lucky Kelly!
By the way, plz send me some benzine for my Robsten-fire, over here it is soooo expensive, more expensive than a good wine! lol
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 4:07 pm
“clutching his arm like he had clutched her mullet the night before,” – StotheP I think you should use your day off to write this story in full. I’ll expect it in my inbox tomorrow morning.
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 4:16 pm
I may or may not have looked for those photos….or at the very least asked to see them when the DH went looking. maybe.
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 3:44 pm
‘Sokay. We can print them out and put them in our fake lesbian porn cardboard box, next to the three-ring binders under our beds.
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 4:05 pm
I may or may not already have a copy in a three ring binder that I may or may not already have under my bed. maybe.
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 4:21 pm
Oh, look how cute they are, like a real life hobo version of eddie + bells. (all sarcasm aside, I kind of squeed. Hard. When I saw these pics.)
By: Vi on November 11, 2009
at 8:31 am
Squeeing with you (shhh…don’t tell).
By: Beth on November 11, 2009
at 9:32 am
I’m still not convinced.
I think they call that denial?
But I have to admit that they look so cute together here..
By: Jess on November 11, 2009
at 8:35 am
They are so cute and Rob is smiling, but: she’s holding hands and he’s holding a baseball cap!!!
By: JellybeanRainbow on November 11, 2009
at 2:10 pm
You all need to be more considerate!
I mean seriously that suicide prevention group should be sent directly over to console poor TomStu. Then, they need to hit up Rob’s mom. She’s all, “Shit, he really is dating mullet. Will my grandbabies have mullets?”
By: Dayton on November 11, 2009
at 8:37 am
Not that I think they will be together long enough for kids, but you know where a mother’s mind goes.
By: Dayton on November 11, 2009
at 8:38 am
I think TomStu might storn the stage tonight at the London event and declare his undying love…
By: Shleeeigh on November 11, 2009
at 8:58 am
sending the team to london to tomstu’s house ASAP
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 2:39 pm
I actually had to ignore twitter last night because of this craziness.
*runs back to hide behind whoever else doesn’t give a flying fuck*
Is that Daddy Lucifer? I hear he’s hot.
By: fangbanger06 on November 11, 2009
at 8:44 am
seriously, stay away for like 3 days. it’s nuts!
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 2:40 pm
Robsten lives! Good, maybe this means Eclipse (and the leg hitch) will be extra hot.
By: Kendall on November 11, 2009
at 8:45 am
Not necessarily- didn’t you see Eyes Wide Shut? Boooooring!!
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 11:56 am
yes, but that’s because tom cruise probably hadn’t had sex with nicole kidman in nine years.
By: robslittlesecret on November 11, 2009
at 2:31 pm
HAHAHAHAHA poor nicole kidman
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 2:55 pm
you mean poor tom cruise 😀
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 3:48 pm
This is a disturbing development but all is not lost.
Mulletgate isn’t over yet. Friends can hold hands. Until I see an actual liplock (or worse) I’m holding on to my Nonsten membership card.
And if that does happen then I guess I’ll be counting the days, as Moon suggested.
ps-Rob if it is true(ugggh) throw us a bone and leak a sex tape. It’s the least you can do.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 11, 2009
at 8:48 am
Agreed – Until La Perla clad, French maids Bunny and Noreen get their proof, I will not be convinced.
A sex tape I can most certainly get on board with though.
By: Shleeeigh on November 11, 2009
at 8:55 am
They film all day. Can you give the poor boy a break. LMAO
By: Shani on November 11, 2009
at 11:09 am
Yeah they might film all day but it’s the night-time moves we all want to see…..ifyouknowwhatI’msayingandIthinkyoudo!!!
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 1:54 pm
The shower moves….. the table top moves….. the floor moves….. up against the wall moves….. on the counter moves…… in the tub moves…… on the balcony moves……. from behind moves……on top of the car moves….(TATTWARD) automatic and manual.
* Huh? What? Where am I? *Dazzled*
THUD
By: Tasha on November 11, 2009
at 3:19 pm
A true test of whether or not Rob’s doomed to suffer the Brad Pitt Curse is to get him to reinact the scene in Thelma & Louise that Tasha’s comment gets me thinking about. GAWD THAT SCENE!!!! I’m getting hot just thinking about it.
Oh, and I’m first in line to try out for Geena Davis’ role
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 3:53 pm
Yep, that just might make it all worth while….Rob will there be close ups? ifyouknowwhatI’msayingandIthinkyoudo!!!!!
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 9:47 am
I miss TammyO. The way she defended Kristen when we weren’t attacking her. The way she got confused about sex toys. The way she was afraid to type “hell” but not the most vulgar four-letter words in existence. ::sheds a tear::
By: tiffanized on November 11, 2009
at 9:00 am
Agreed
“foul smelling mouthed c@nt”
Her words were like poetry.
By: toooldforthis on November 11, 2009
at 9:05 am
You are making TammyO’s heart melt right now :-).
By: southernbelle on November 11, 2009
at 9:43 am
Times were so much simpler then.
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 10:01 am
I heard that her “you’re all fat and ugly” has already been picked up by the Yale debate team.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on November 11, 2009
at 10:06 am
as a Yalie, I demand you recant that last point. Yale INVENTED the “you are all fat and ugly” comeback. Also the “I know you are but what am I” and the “I’m rubber you are glue” arguments.
By: milfy goodness on November 11, 2009
at 11:02 am
“I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.” –Sheldon (BBT)
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 11:25 am
For the WIN!
By: Tasha on November 11, 2009
at 11:31 am
YES! Best comeback EVER! I love Shelly!
By: alongicame on November 11, 2009
at 11:48 am
Zees, can I marry you? BAZINGA!
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 11:58 am
Perhaps I have misrepresented myself. When I watch BBT, I enjoy it, but up until this past week, it was on at the same time as Greek, my guilty pleasure.
And Cappie trumps all.
I still will accept any and all marriage proposals…
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 12:06 pm
OH YIPPEEEE. I”M SO HAPPY. We’ll live happily-ever-after and have little potato-crab babies that look like SHELLdon (hahaha, get it? get it? do ya? do ya?) and Crabbie (oh.my.god I’m on a roll today….I’m.so.funny!!!)
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 3:59 pm
oh HALE tammyO, where are you?!
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 2:58 pm
I’m so sad that I missed the summer of TammyO. Guess I climbed on board this train too late. Boo.
P’raps on a slow day we could have a “best of TammyO” post wherein everyone shares their favorite stories? I’d say I’d love to see her back just for a day, but since I’m 85% Robsten, I’d be too afraid she’d try to hitch her star to mine. Ain’t happening. My Robsten love is conditional and free of the taint of insanity.
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 3:35 pm
No! I don’t believe you…you are 99% Robsten….so I am! And the 1% left is ALL for YOU!
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 3:39 pm
Aw. How I treasure your companionship here in Robstenland.
I am SO 1% Robgirl86. More, even – just call me RobtotheGirl86.
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 4:12 pm
YOU made ME a lucky german girl today! On 14th in Munich I will hold high a flag with YOUR Avator! I SWEAR!
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 4:39 pm
Mind in protection mode:
“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things…”
By: Libby on November 11, 2009
at 9:01 am
You’re brilliant 🙂
By: niahid on November 11, 2009
at 10:48 am
I wanted to tear clothing and gnash teeth… But then I saw his face and could not resist being happy for him. Personally, I think it’s going to end badly (bet she’s already been the meal, lucky beotch!).
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 9:04 am
‘bet she’s already been the meal’
I dont’ even know what to say, this is so funny.
By: dude, i fursploded on November 11, 2009
at 11:48 am
Dude, I am honored… Your posts crack me up, never mind your name. Everytime I read it I picture the (spoiler alert) fight between Jake and Ed in the latest trailer.
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 9:58 pm
Rob is about to film a sexfest movie in few weeks and he tends to “method act”. So, Kristen needs an action plan.
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 9:06 am
What’s the film? I bet it gets sold out quicker than New Moon…..and how do you get a job as an ‘extra’? I’ll be the leading lady’s stand-in you know if she’s ‘sick’ {no I wasn’t the last one to handle her coffee!!!} or has an accident {Oh was that my foot you just tripped over?} or something…….
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 1:59 pm
It’s already sold out.
If you land a roll, can you get me a job as a “fluffer”?
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 4:01 pm
I am so happy for Rob. He has not been shy about his affections for Kristen. I am glad to see him so happy… Oh, and Kristen too, I guess.
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 9:12 am
I do expect to see matching plaid, however.
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 9:15 am
Seriously… These were all replies to other posts, but this mobile version SUCKS! Ugh… As if Rob boinking the Mullet wasn’t bad enough.
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 10:51 am
I loved this piece on dlisted last night to the above pics and I quote:
“Look at your window right now. If the streets are littered with heads covered with Urban Decay make-up and Manic Panic, it’s because Twitards are exploding over this picture of RPattz and Kristen Stewart touching hands in Paris. The stock for cookie dough will touch the heavens tomorrow, because the Twitards that didn’t lose their heads will drown their sorrows in all of Aniston’s favorites.
Anyway, here’s the those two fancy homeless people at the airport and also leaving their hotel in Paris tonight. Obviously, them touching jack-off hands means that they are secretly married and she’s pregnant with their sparkly vampire spawn who is slowly eating her insides. I swear I didn’t read the books. Don’t you dare accuse me of that!”
x
By: Cazza on November 11, 2009
at 9:17 am
Sorry I just had to come back for more. LOL at this on Random Acts of Rob today:
In other news there has been a surge in music downloads at iTunes since last night. Top downloads include:
I Don’t Like Your Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne
Keep on Loving You – REO SpeedwagonLove Hurts – Nazareth
Bleeding Love – Leona Lewis
big girls dont cry-fergie
Hard Habit To Break- Chicago
It Must Have Been Love-Roxette
Here I Go Again- White Snake
Picture to Burn – Taylor Swift
UnBreak My Heart – Toni Braxton
The Day the World Stood Still – Charley Pride
Fall To Pieces – Avril Lavigne
Don’t Speak – No Doubt
You Give Love a Bad Name – Bon Jovi.
How Can You Mend A Broken Heart – Al Green
I Touch Myself – the Divinyls. *wink*
x
By: Cazza on November 11, 2009
at 10:11 am
Ok, I honestly don’t care whether or not they are together…here is my problem.
Rob is Angelina Jolie.
Fuckhawt Homewrecker.
By: sassysmart on November 11, 2009
at 9:24 am
I ❤ you sassysmart!!!!
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 9:49 am
Word…lol.
By: Pinky on November 11, 2009
at 10:25 am
I second this 🙂
By: niahid on November 11, 2009
at 10:49 am
Apparently Rob and Angelina are the two celebs most fantasized about during sex. Someone tweeted the link, but there’s no way in HALE I am going to sift through all the handholding tweets to find it.
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 11:28 am
I’m typically a Don’t give a Crapsten. I promise. My philosophy is if he ain’t rockin me, I don’t care who he’s rockin. The boy has got to get some somehere, may as well be HER. And as bad as I hate to admit it, after the recent interviews with HER, I started hating HER a little less. With all of her vague answers to the burning question, I was starting to come to grips with the fact that she is entitled to her privacy and her right to bang the boy if he wants to bang her. I’m not necessarily cheering them on, but I was pretty much trying to keep an indifferent attitude about who they are banging…cause I didn’t really know for sure and I didn’t want to spend too much time focusing on someone elses grown up time. But it’s easy to have an indifferent attitude when I don’t have to look straight down the barrel of it!!
Now I’m all like….GOD!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!! Because now we have PROOF!
PROOF THAT…..she is holding onto his wrist/upper arm while he carries a hat in his hand????
She may as well be blowing him on the tarmac.
Yes…please God, Make it Go Away because really? Who Gives a Crapsten.
That is all.
By: ItsLauraHoney on November 11, 2009
at 9:30 am
she may as well be blowing him on the tarmac! Truth sister!!
By: milfy goodness on November 11, 2009
at 11:04 am
Calm down my sweets. If you haven’t heard, KStew is preparing for a role where she is playing a blind woman. Rob is simply acting as her Guide-Fuck…I mean Guide Person. Stewy is straight up method acting. So, take a deep breath and relax.
On that note, I would like to switch things up and offer a letter to Kristen:
Dear Kristen,
Hey Kristen!! First off, I meh-beh (meh-beh) have a bit of a ‘bian crush on you. Don’t be alarmed though, cause I totally want to bang your boyfriend. So consider this letter my formal letter of a “heads up”. Even though you have killer stems and wear fuckhawt shoes, you can guarantee that I will bang your Robward in a nanosecond. If I ever see him, it’s on. It’s on like Donkey Kong. Behind a dumpster. There might be a little beej action. Now, after I’m done with him, he can go right back to you (it’s completely his choice…) so no need to get your panties in a twist.
On that note, keep on keepin on with your badass self.
Much Love,
Sharpie 😀
By: Sharpie on November 11, 2009
at 9:43 am
You are my teen heart throb, Sharpie.
By: Sparklecakes on November 11, 2009
at 10:19 am
I try Sparklecakes. I so try. 🙂 *Tiger Beat 4 Eva*
By: Sharpie on November 11, 2009
at 11:48 am
That letter might as well have been signed
“Much Love,
Sharpie and Dude, I Fursploded”
B/c those are my sentiments exactly. I love the Stew. I say it on here all the time that the chick is a badass. She’s gorgeous, she’s got style, and she’s not plastic…..buuuuut…..if ever given the chance, I would sex her boyfriend in all kinds of naughty ways. And then I would send him straight to your doorstep, Sharpie….or to the Dumpster down on the corner.
By: dude, i fursploded on November 11, 2009
at 12:04 pm
I probably should’ve signed it “Much Love-All the chicks of LTR” (cause we all wanna do Rob, and would have no shame in tappin that ass-even if it does “belong” to the Stew) And honestly, as long as he’s tappin’ someone’s ass that isn’t mine, it might as well be hers. Now if it were some plastic, screechy fakey-fake, well then THAT would be a whole ‘nother story. 😉
By: Sharpie on November 11, 2009
at 12:45 pm
True dat. The second he starts dating a playmate or famewhore of any kind is the day I stop being a fan.
By: dude, i fursploded on November 11, 2009
at 2:22 pm
PREACH!
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 6:07 pm
Today YOU are my leading lady! Hilarious!
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 12:05 pm
Awww Robgirl86- if I had a hat, I would tip it to you. 🙂
By: Sharpie on November 11, 2009
at 12:46 pm
GUIDE fuck!! HAHAHAA omg
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 3:02 pm
Every now and then I can dig out a nugget of hilarity. 🙂
By: Sharpie on November 11, 2009
at 4:53 pm
You know, I’m a idontgiveacrapsten so whatever makes Rob happy, that makes me happy. However, I don’t know why for a second, I thought my heart sank to my stomach when I saw this pic last night. But then like PP said, I saw the smile on his face so that made me happy to see he’s happy! Am I making sense here?
For a while now, I’ve felt they were seeing each other anyway, I guess this is just proof. Yes they’re not holding hands per se but these pictures are very intimate. So anyway, whatever makes Rob’s boat float, fine with me. Sigh.
Tough realization but c’est la vie (for me at least).
By: southernbelle on November 11, 2009
at 9:49 am
I said it yesterday, Kristen has learnt to dealn with the cameras from Rob over the summer…and the HB pics…to intimate…now I know why! Damn!
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 11:05 am
I love how all the I-don’t-give-a-crapstens always attach that “but…” Myself included.
By: dude, i fursploded on November 11, 2009
at 12:08 pm
Hahah, I know right? 🙂
By: southernbelle on November 11, 2009
at 1:47 pm
I’ve never much cared one way or the other, but look at his smile, girls. If he’s happy, I’m happy for him.
Is it just me? Does anyone else sorta feel sorry for her ex-boyfriend? Dude got humiliated a little in a very public way.
Also, does this mean that Kristen will finally stop overly flirting with Taylor now? Because that wasn’t throwing anyone off and it made her look like an ass.
By: TLG on November 11, 2009
at 10:05 am
Yes I felt the same way about Michael Angarano. I felt that she was the Jennifer Aniston in the relationship. He seems like a decent guy you know? 😦 That’s just my 2 cents.
By: southernbelle on November 11, 2009
at 10:18 am
Hi hon, No I don’t feel sorry for him…I bet, HE broke up with her…don’t know why but my inner Tommy A told me…. but plz…can I come to your place, so we could make a little cry together?…<3
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 11:03 am
Robgirl86, sure honey come on over! LOL. Are you thinking of wallowing? If so we need lots of ice cream and chips.
By: southernbelle on November 11, 2009
at 1:36 pm
Oh YES… we will get fat and fatter…lol…the other fact that makes my heart cry…look at her PERFECT legs…I am so jealous! lol
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 1:55 pm
Robgirl86, she does have nice legs. :-(. Oh well. Well maybe this will motivate us to exercise more?
Why not get those skinny jeans? I wear those all the time, c’mon live a little. I just bought another skinny jeans today. Get boots too to go with it. Have fun!
By: southernbelle on November 11, 2009
at 2:14 pm
OK, I just “lived” a little, I got skinny jeans too + 450 US Dollar f*cking Fiorentini&Baker boots…lol, it wiped my tears away, but now hubby has tears in his eyes….all for ROB! YEAH!
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 2:37 pm
I do feel sorry for him. If it’s true not only did she leave him, she left him for someone who’s more famous, drop-dead gorgeous and much taller. Ouch.
However this is all speculation on my part as I remain firmly Nonsten.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 11, 2009
at 10:20 am
Yeah poor Oregano ….he’s definitely the male Jennifer Anniston….and whose heard of him since? Certainly not here in Europe….unless I’m sooo immersed in my Robubble than nothing else penetrates {hehe I said penetrates}…..I do know a little about Peter and Jackson…..
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 2:08 pm
I still don’t care about them dating or not. But I must admit they look darn cute together. I went a little “Ohhhhhhh” when I saw that picture. And then took another bite from my turkey sandwhich.
I have to admit, if he had to be dating someone at this moment, I wish it’s Kstew. That girl is growing on me like facial hair on Lourdes.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on November 11, 2009
at 10:16 am
“That girl is growing on me like facial hair on Lourdes.”
COFFEE ALL OVER KEYBOARD. Thanks.
By: TLG on November 11, 2009
at 10:22 am
OJ here.
Alice, you might not be an addikt, but I am – TO YOU!!!!
I want a turkey sammy.
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 12:04 pm
Facial Hair: Something you wish you could shave out of your life until you realize, eh, too much effort.
By: Dayton on November 11, 2009
at 10:24 am
“That girl is growing on me like facial hair on Lourdes.” You are awesome. That’s all.
By: Beth on November 11, 2009
at 10:33 am
Oh my God – I think I love you for that statement.
By: Shleeeigh on November 11, 2009
at 11:10 am
Just had to hit reply….laughing SOOOO hard at the facial hair on Lourdes thing. 100 Megan-Fox-toe-thumbs up…
By: Dixie Rae on November 11, 2009
at 9:28 pm
I actually saw the pics a few minutes ago, today was a hard-working day…so first thoughts
1. Proof? perhaps…
2. Really? YES proof, they def. look like a couple!
3. Rob in love…honestly he was the one who had more difficulties to hide…..I saw that upcoming for a while (tears in my eyes….lol)
4. Rob is happy= I am happy seeing him happy
5. I like Kristen!
6. Why now? Perhaps after one entire year of not going home to London he was just…
Totally happy !
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 10:41 am
Loving your thoughts :-). Sorry I haven’t replied yet but I did send u another email yesterday and I even spoke in German here last night! Haha!
By: southernbelle on November 11, 2009
at 2:16 pm
Another little line for YOU…Southernbelle ist süß!(sweet= suesss) will write you tomorrow!
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 2:40 pm
I’m an IDon’tGiveanEffSten but here’s my take.
Stewie, just barely 19, is in Europe and very much taking advantage of the alcohol that she is able to legally drink over there. Sure, she thinks can drink DrunkRob under the table, but she forgot to load up on Hot Pockets first. What an amateur. She’s got the wrist grip going so she doesn’t stumble awkwardly across the tarmac, or so she can quickly yank him to a stop and hurl and hopes he can block her from the cameras..
As for the smile on BB’s face…I think he farted and thinks it’s funny.
By: leeeleee on November 11, 2009
at 10:42 am
I like this one!!!
By: Tasha on November 11, 2009
at 10:57 am
Rob totes seems the kind that would laugh at a fart. Maybe Mullstew farted. Either way, it would explain why there’s no one behind them in subsequent pic. I’m going with the fart-spiracy theory!
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 12:07 pm
LOVE IT!!!!
And yeah as an English coughGirlcough Rob WOLUD totally laugh at farts!!!!!! It’s a real English thing……
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 2:11 pm
sorry about the spelling was laughing so much I didn’t check….
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 2:13 pm
I’m sitting in my kids’ dentist office weeping. Weeping I tell you!
By: Bellasnemesis on November 11, 2009
at 10:47 am
I don’t care if they’re together, honestly… But that’s not going to change the fact that I’m going to play devil’s advocate right now:
I walk around holding the arms of guy friends pretty frequently. In fact, I spent most of this past weekend snuggled up in various guys’ arms while walking from bar to bar just to keep warm. Nothing is happening with any of those guys, but it looked a whole lot like this situation.
But… whatever. They look happy (for a change) and that’s the important thing.
By: HeyyyBrother on November 11, 2009
at 10:49 am
I know what you mean…but it’s just difficult to imagine this kind of relation with a man like Rob, I would def. not be successful maintaining a “good friendship”
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 11:11 am
I have been known to hold on to my guy friends’ arms as well, but really only when I’m drinking and need help walking. Maybe this is what’s going on – Kristin hit the juice before traveling. Regardless if it’s Robsten or Nonsten…KStew has proven (to at least me) she is not a dumb girl. I would reach out and touch Rob any chance I got too. Yep, I’m creepy like that.
By: Kendall on November 11, 2009
at 12:12 pm
PREACH heeeyyybrother. i would say the same thing but be crucified then tarred and feathered for even mentioning doing this with guys friends. which i have but will remain mum since this is obviously a sign if them knocking the boots. 😉
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 3:05 pm
If snuggling was enough to cause all this nonsense, just imagine what people are saying about me. I must be the WORST kind of whore. And to think that one of them even gave me a kiss on the cheek. And then he performed for me and a few friends later (sing, you pervs – he’s a musician!), so we must be secretly married!
By: HeyyyBrother on November 11, 2009
at 4:34 pm
Hey, Heyyyybrother, sounds like your charity, “get sex life back on track” has some volunteers to work with! Here’s hoping one of them is Pattzhot and interrupts your barcrawl to pull you behind a dumpster and ask you to just “try one thing.”
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 3:46 pm
HAHAHA I feel like I should be embarrassed that people remember I even said that in the first place… I should think before I speak.
By: HeyyyBrother on November 11, 2009
at 4:32 pm
Never! THAT’S NORMAL!
Never think. Le sigh.
*rolls eyes at self*
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 6:11 pm
Well, today I learnt something….
My husband has to share me with Rob for a good year now….so now I have to share Rob with Kristen…life can be so cruel….I actually was not prepared well….I think….hahaha!
SCHEIße! Hope you don’t understand…german swearword!
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 10:54 am
Awww, don’t worry Robgirl86. It will okay :-).
And yes I agree, life can be so cruel (and unfair).
By: southernbelle on November 11, 2009
at 2:01 pm
Damn! You know you are fawkhawt when your holding hands can spawn a soundtrack. How did this happen?
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 10:57 am
Man I love a good bible reference. And in 2 letters no less.
If Moonie Pie (whom I still hate) gets any haters for the awesomness of this post, I have two words for them: BRING IT!
By: Janetrigs on November 11, 2009
at 10:59 am
hates mutual 🙂
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 3:07 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you! You know why.
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 3:56 pm
Dear Rob,
Whatever make you happy is fine by me.
By: niahid on November 11, 2009
at 10:59 am
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at 11:05 am
Personally I think they look cute together! If they are together I’m happy for them because they seem happy! I mean look at that smile of his!! *sigh* She is looking all shy & nervous, it’s just so cute.
As long as they don’t ruin the movies I say go for it! You only live once people. Enjoy it while you can!! 🙂
By: KatieDid on November 11, 2009
at 11:11 am
Well shit. I’m not happy. At all. My heart is broken.
Am I really the only one that feels like this?
Why why why why does it have to be HER?
I won’t even try to hide my animosity towards her so thumb me down or whatever. I don’t care anymore.
By: gizmo on November 11, 2009
at 11:14 am
I gave you a thumbs up for being so honest. Buck up! Nothing’s set in stone.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 11, 2009
at 11:49 am
You’re not alone, Gizmo. I think she does absolutely nothing for Rob’s appeal, but don’t mind me I’m just old, fat and clinging onto the hope that if I say Rodward three times into my bathroom mirror with the lights off he’ll materialize and have his way with me.
By: Pinky on November 11, 2009
at 12:26 pm
Do you do that a lot?
By: gizmo on November 11, 2009
at 3:15 pm
Frequently…and then I purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
By: Pinky on November 11, 2009
at 3:31 pm
You have to spin three times on one foot and then three times on the other for it to work. That’s what you’ve been doing wrong!!
(oh, and drinking a fifth of Belvedere doesn’t hurt either….in fact, the more you drink, the more he “appears” and has his way with you)
By: absolutelyvlc on November 11, 2009
at 4:13 pm
Thank you guys!
By: gizmo on November 11, 2009
at 1:53 pm
Gizmo, don’t worry hon’, their young, she’s already dumped one ‘long term relationship’ for her leading man {Ok ‘that’s normal’ since we all would for Rob}, who knows what the future will hold there’s only one more book to film……give it 18 months and then cry if it’s still going on and remember in the words of the ‘they who know all’ “if he’s not pounding me, he’s pounding spam”…….
By: Rubytuesday on November 11, 2009
at 2:21 pm
Yeah, I guess you’re right. But there are 3 more men left on my list and if she gets any of them, I’m going Rambo on her ass.
By: gizmo on November 11, 2009
at 2:42 pm
I love Peter. A lot!!
…and TammyO really did scare me. A lot!!
By: MrsKowski on November 11, 2009
at 11:16 am
‘I love Peter. A lot.’
That’s what she said.
By: StotheP on November 11, 2009
at 3:48 pm
I think my favorite part of the hand holding craziness last night was pfac’s tweet about it! I’m sure most of you saw the pic he sent around of him holding Kellan’s hand and his attempt to trend #Pellan. That was probably the best part of the whole thing. Though it did make me wonder, while the hale are PFac & Kellan holding hands?
Janetrigs – Here’s some more bible for you. When I saw PFac’s tweet, I thought of Peter’s three time denial of Christ. As far as I know, this is PFac’s second official denial of the Robsten. Will he need to do a third “I know [them] not” before the miracle of Robsten is accepted?
Still, I’m sad. As Robgirl86 said, just because my husband has to share me with Rob does not mean that I want to share Rob with Kristen!
ps- Rob, anytime you want me to hold your wrist (or any other part of you), I’m available.
By: milfy goodness on November 11, 2009
at 11:17 am
A big Thumb up! I would hold EVERYTHING too!
I love love PFach, great humour that guy…and he looks GOOD with Kellan…teeeheee
Guess some illusions got broken today…but what would Rob say to us? Perhaps something like “Ladies you All have a life…good lifes…as I read your comments, but………………
and HERE my idea of a comforting Robword is ending!
Tears on my keyboard….Peeeter!
By: robgirl86 on November 11, 2009
at 11:59 am
HUGE thumbs up for peters denial of christ! hahaha
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 3:18 pm
Are those, Megan Fox thumbs or just regular?
By: Xylem on November 11, 2009
at 4:48 pm
I miss TammyO. All her cute damning people to hell while saying things that made Jesus cry.
The picture was cute. Kristen looks good, and happy. It almost erases the fact that she’s looked dirty, grungy and pissy for the last six months. Which brings me to my number 1 reason I didn’t want to believe Robsten is real: I’ve lost a little bit of respect for Rob. Why do I even bother to shower, when that’s obviously not the kind of girl he goes for?
I guess my day’s plan now goes like this: off to the salon for a black mullet, then to the head shop, then a fond farewell to all my personal grooming products. The things I do to be Rob’s ideal girl…
By: Freya on November 11, 2009
at 11:27 am
Um, what’s a head shop?
I am a dirty dirty ho0r.
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 11:31 am
I know you are, baby.
And a head shop is a place where I would pick up a water pipe for my perfectly legal exotic tobacco blends. *ahem*
By: Freya on November 11, 2009
at 11:47 am
Well, that’s a disappointment.
I thought I had a place to send hubby when he’s in the mood and I’m too busy watching Rob interview vids.
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 11:56 am
Whahahaha. They would be working overtime these days.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on November 11, 2009
at 1:16 pm
i threw out my comb, razor, soap and mirror last night.
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 3:27 pm
I do hope rob does a tom style declaration tonite in London, by now dick and Clare having given their seal! Just picked ip my tickets and Lordy lord… Some people are mentalists. I don’t know if I have the strength for this.
By: Goodgirlgoneplaid on November 11, 2009
at 11:30 am
Love your name.
If there is a Tom style declaration….eff!!!
Seriously, someone hold me.
By: Zees84 on November 11, 2009
at 11:32 am
Your name is just to awesome not to comment on. Love it!
By: dude, i fursploded on November 11, 2009
at 12:18 pm
Thanks love…wndering if juliep made o
g rob just showed up outside everyone going nuts!!!!
By: Goodgirlgoneplaid on November 11, 2009
at 1:47 pm
Please please come back and give us details. Thinking good thoughts for you to survive The Crazy.
By: TLG on November 11, 2009
at 7:38 pm
I came to this site to ease my broken heart because I just knew that the gals that comment on LTR, LTT and RAOR would have some hilarious insight and comments to make. You did not disappoint. How smart and clever you all are! Pat yourselves on the back and take a bow. If you all were gathered in one room, I’d buy a ticket! I think I’m starting to understand fakelesbo love.
That smile on his face says it all. I remember when hubby used to be that way around me. Sigh.
By: OutOfMyElement on November 11, 2009
at 11:35 am
HI! I’m commenting! YAY me! LOL
Anwyay, hand holding, Meh. I’m a whogivesashit-sten remember? and I am married and hold hands with my male friends sometimes.That sounds weird, and I think TammyO would find a creative way to call me a slut (think something with the word Fuck in it…probably) but I know what I mean. I don’t just go around holding hands with anyone.
Anyway, I even dreamt about this last night, so I’ll fill you in on my dream. I was in their plane. I told them it would so sweet to come out as a couple in Paris. Rob said, you are brilliant marry me. Kristin got pissed and grabbed his hand. But he mouthed over her shoulder on the way out of the plane “I love you”…
Okay, so it wasn’t a dream, more like wishful thinking.
By: Kristin on November 11, 2009
at 11:45 am
SLUT you’re going to HALE.
ps i ❤ seeing your face on here and you known i agree with what you said! 🙂
By: themoonisdown on November 11, 2009
at 3:30 pm
Social comments and analytics for this post…
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By: uberVU - social comments on November 11, 2009
at 11:48 am
I’m not going to lie. Bumming, bumming hard.
By: alongicame on November 11, 2009
at 11:54 am
You have come to right place. We console each other here 🙂
By: niahid on November 11, 2009
at 12:30 pm
Haha yup. I put on “Let Me Sign” and allowed myself a 2 minute mope!
By: Lindelle on November 11, 2009
at 1:52 pm