When it rains, it pours right? You probably feel like you can never please us. One minute we tell you to go away, the next we ask you to come out of hiding, I’m sure it’s all really confusing for you. But we are women so it’s our prerogative just like Bobby Brown says “they say we’re crazy but I really don’t care. They say I’m nasty but I don’t give a damn, it’s my prerogative.” So deal! HA. Like we said we’re glad you’ve escaped that hotel jail cell they kept you in and now we have a ton of new pictures from photo shoots, press events and you just running around livin’ your life like it’s you prerogative. Sing it! Maybe you and KStew should karaoke this song, she could do the air humps while you wear the hammer pants.
Anyway all that to say there’s a ton of new pictures out that I’ve never seen before so thought I’d share em with my gals (and gays who aren’t commenting) and start our weekend off with a bang. All together now: that’s what she said…
And without further adieu or sexy lyrics I give you: Picture of Rob I’ve never seen
The photoshoot that keeps on giving
Bunny and Noreen party of two, your table’s now available at the Olive Garden. Right this way ladies, lemme show you to your table. I highly recommend the mushroom ravioli. With extra CHEESE.
Why does this feel like one of those old timey news reels they used to play before movies during World War II? It looks like Rob is a military hero receiving some kind of medal for his bravery for saving his whole platoon and the local village from an air raid attack and that crying girl lost her boyfriend in the battle but is thanking Rob for his bravery.
Follow the jump for more Friday good times and pictures/videos I’ve never seen!
New Moon still
I’m soooo F*(-$cking pissed off right now and I’m wearing tweed so move bitoch, get out da way!
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If UC and I worked for these entertainment news shows these are the kinds of videos we’d make. Only it would be pap footage of Gil Birmingham flying coach to the TwiCon event in Duluth or footage of the dude who played Buttcrack Santa getting on the city bus with crickets chirping. Or maybe choirs of angels singing. Whatever we feel like.
number of times Rob uses the word “UH”: 138 times
number of women wearing an orange wig while giving sexy eyes to the camera: 1
number of Miss American bouquets given to men: 2
Yea, that’s what I got for you today! Enjoy the running commentary in my head which pretty much is a soundtrack of obscene rap and R&B songs!
Did I miss any newbies? What’s your favorite?
Enjoy some Friday jams
For serious when you’re having a bad day, listen to this! It helps and people stay away from you!