This blog seems to be a bit confusing for some folks and they think YOU write Letters to Rob and YOU answer the emails, but sadly you don’t run a blog about yourself or answer that blogs email. That’d be pretty awesome if you did and way weird. BUT since it’s us reading these emails we thought it was time to jump into your mailbag and let YOU* respond to some of the very best emails we’ve received for you, recently! Ok, ok, I’ll be writing your response while you smoke a ciggie outside and yell your answer to me through the patio door. That’ll work too… so here we go….
I was in my science lesson at school and i had a piece of paper in my blazer pocket, soo i got it out and i started doodling your name all over it with love heart. Unfortunately i have a very observant science teacher so i had to go to the front of the classroom and read out what what i had been writing down. And i got a week of detentions. But i was so worth it ‘cos i love you soo much.
Naughty School Girl
Dear Naughty School Girl,
Are you by any chance from South Barnes and by any chance is your science teach named Mr. Sapakie? Cause that wanker made me do the same thing. You can imagine my embarrassment when I had to stand at the front of class and read Spunk Ransom loves Tom Sturridge 50 times. This is why I had to join the drama dept, they’re the only ones who understood.
PS I never ask this, but will you marry me? Oh and how old are you?
Rob empties his mailbag after the cut… won’t you join us?
I was inspired by your wardrobe of plaid the other day shopping. You make it look so damn sexy. I posted a pic of me on my Twitter account in my new top & a friend decided to blend You and me in our plaid shirts beside each other. Made me laugh & I hope it does the same for you!
Dear Plaid Lover-
I never say this (only to costars and about everyone I meet) but will you marry me? Plaid is my kryptonite babe and you’re making me weak. I wish there was a “Plaidboy” magazine and all it contained were pictures like yours: hot women wearing plaid and flannel. Fully covered from head to toe in plaid: plaid shirts, plaid bras, plaid underwear, plaid socks, plaid scarves, paid nikes…Oh my…. hold that thought… I’ve gotta excuse myself for minute… um… be right back.
I know you probably get millions of emails a day saying how beautiful you are and you probably get some really random ones from freaky fans asking you to bite them.
I thought it might be a nice change to get an email asking how you are? So… How are you? lol (Laugh out loud, just in case you didn’t know! lol) My name is Girl Goes Down Under and i come from a tiny little town Down Under, you know Australia! Your a great actor and a true inspiration to the younger men watching you.
Girl Down Under
Dear Girl Down Under,
WTF?! (What the F-CK, just in case you didn’t know! LOL!) OMG (Oh my god), what do u (you) think I am 100 years old and out of touch with human society?!
Well, yes probably true.
Are you single?
L8r and 143 (later and I love you just in case you didn’t know)
So the other day I was at cheer practice and the subject of Twilight came up, which of course brought up the subject of you. I wet myself smiled at the thought of you. Unfortunately, you were being discussed in quite a negative manner (i.e. that guy is so FUCKING UGLY) *gasp* Say what? I, of course, jumped to your defence, but no one listened and kept on bashing you. I seriously did almost cried.
[rant] And even though I was yelling angrily calmly explaining how amazing you were, fucking no one agreed with me; really, seriously. We were in a room full of cheerleaders and not one of them would say you were even remotely attractive! And you know what, Rob? It wasn’t cause they really thought you were ugly (well some of them probably, but not all). It’s because you’re so “in” right now, and everyone thinks you’re so hot, and they just wanted to be different and “unique” by saying the opposite. How do I know this? Well, that bitch my (ex)friend –who I know used to have x-rated dreams about you earlier in the year— just sat there nodding her lead like a fucking bobblehead doll. *nod* Robert Pattinson’s hideous. *nod* Fuck you. Was he so ugly when he was having sex knitting with you in your dreams? [/rant]
So, basically, I just about slapped my whole team, in your name.
Overprotective psycho fan
Dear Overprotective Psycho Fan,
Clearly your cheer leading team is crazy. Quit immediately or be forced into mediocrity for the rest of your life.
They probably like zac effron, right? losers.
you are where it’s at.
uhhh i mean
PS MARRY ME?!
And have you heard how Jen at MyRobertPattinson with the help of JAG at RAOR sent Rob a new Stoli shirt? No? Where have you been? Read about it here
They have a campaign to get Rob to wear the Stoli shirt to Sam Bradley’s Vancouver show Friday night. I told Jen not worry- obviously he’s going to. You know he doesn’t have any other clean clothes. Check out JAGs post here and help them by using the hashtag #NewStoliShirt on Twitter today!