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and now presenting…… Really!?! with UC & Moon:
Robert Pattinson should host SNL
Moon: Really Twilight Fans?! You want ROBERT “Mumbley” Pattinson who fumbles even the simplest of lines to host SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE? REALLY?
UC: Really? Are you sure you have the courage to sit through that 2nd-hand embarrassment?
Moon: You want the guy who wore his friend’s shirt to an awards show and talked about fecal matter in an acceptance speech to host a LIVE variety show? Really? It’s not bad enough most people think this saga is lame because the vampires sparkle, we dont need to give them any more ammo when the star really does sweat profusely under the lights and leaves his fly open. REALLY!
Edward shops at Powell Volvo
Moon: REAALLY Powell Volvo, you think using a picture of Edward next to a VOLVO SUV is gonna make my dad want to lease a new car?
UC: Really? Is Rob the new “hot cougar in a teeny, tiny bikini” used to coerce easy targets into overpriced vehicles? REALLY? I’m pretty sure to get Moon’s dad, you need the cougar in the bikini, really.
Moon: Imagine him driving up to meet his buddies at the golf course, sliding out of the new Volvo and telling them “Check out my new ride, Edward approves!”
UC: Really, Powell Volvo?
Moon: “I’ve been getting more tail in the back of this sparkle-mobile than my Buick ever could”
UC: Really? You just made Moon talk about her dad getting tail.
UC: And do you think Summit won’t find out about this and sue your sorry asses for using Edward’s image without permission? Really?
Moon: REALLY!? Trust us, we receive cease and desist letters all day from them and all we do is photo-shop Edward into JORTS, so using their characters on your dealership website might send off a few warning signals. REALLY
Much more after the jump! REALLY!
The cast pities Rob
UC: Really Kellan Lutz? You feel bad for Rob because he’s more famous than you?
Moon: Is that why you’re out running in West Hollywood in a purple wifebeater with a dog that probably isn’t yours?! Really!?!
UC: You feel bad that he’s making a living off of the Twilight saga while you’re stuck having to do events like a Twicon, a Twilight cruise and a corn husk in Iowa? Really!?! And really?
UC: You were “upset” when the papparazzi caught you working out at the gym the other day? Is that why you went to the public gym instead of foregoing the private one Summit set up for you? Really?
Moon: Next time you might not want to make this statement while hugging a Twimom in a conventional hall. REALLY
Rob gets voted Best Dressed
Moon: Really People Magazine,
Moon: Rob is one of your BEST DRESSED STARS?! That’s like saying Britney Spears is mother of the year or Lindsay Lohan should be a teenage girls counselor
UC: That’s like saying Taylor Lautner is starting to look like Big Daddy or it wouldnt’ be sexy to have Charlie’s copstache rubbed over your face. Really
Moon: I mean really,
Moon: Why not next time play IMDB Russian roulette to choose your best dressed. Anyone in the top 10 is fair game. Have a PA come in, turn around 10 times and point to the screen for your winner. REALLY
Rob and Kristen are too popular for Twitter or Facebook
Moon: REALLY Rob and Kristen? You’re too popular?! or you have NO FRIENDS?
UC: Really Rob?
UC: You’re too popular for Twitter? Or is it that you don’t know what the apple key does on your new macbook and lost your iphone and didn’t get a new one because you’d rather use your jitterbug phone anyway. Less features. Really?
Moon: I mean really,
Moon: What up and coming teen/early 20 something dudes don’t have at least a Facebook for random hook-ups in towns where they’re filming. REALLY
UC: Do you have toe thumbs like Megan fox and it makes the typing difficult? Really!?!
Kathy Griffin desperate to hook up with Robert Pattinson soon
UC: Really Kathy Griffin?
‘[Robert Pattinson] looks like he’s about to die anyway so I’ve got to grab him and f*** him while I can’ (source)
Moon: Really Kathy, desperate to hook up or desperate for relevancy? Call up Levi Johnston again and take a walk down Robertson or get at the end of the Rob fan line. REALLY
Wedding of the Year
Moon: Really, OK Magazine? Wedding between Rob and Kristen would NEVER be your wedding of the year. Anything that involves flannel tuxedos for the bride AND groom and a hot pocket cake does not a front cover make. REALLY
UC: REALLY. Would it be an event of the year for thrift stores around the globe because they’d finally sell out of their stock of flannel & grunge that they’ve had since early 1992? Yes, but really?
UC: Wedding of the year?
Moon: I mean, it’s not like they’d acknowledge that they got married, even if they were photographed IN VEGAS AT the little white chapel and Elvis confirmed it. REALLY!
Moon: So go back to your pics of fat Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian’s ass cause this is no wedding you want to see. REALLY
This has been another edition of REALLY?! with Moon and UC
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