Jena Explains Labor Day to Rob

*Hey LTR-ers, This Saturday’s videos will be hosted by none other than Jena, our very own video mod from the forum! She finds, creates and posts all the best so we’ve asked her to bring some Rob goodness over here for you! Enjoy! Moon&UC*

Dear Rob,

It’s Labor Day weekend which for many of us in the US means no work on the first Monday in September and the weekend before we either relax or party it up!  It’s in recognition for those who are part of the working people. It is also considered the last celebration of summer. Forms of celebration include picnics, barbecues, fireworks displays, water sports, family vacations, public art events and in your case, panty poofing!

You’re one of the working people! You said so on Ellen that you wanted to be “one of the people” but this time I’m not talking about owning a clown car with “wind screens” and “wipey thingies”. I’m talking about celebrating you for your work and what you have brought to us fans.

Most of us work hard at our jobs, but we also have to endure quite annoying things from time to time.  We have bosses on our asses for deadlines, we get called in when we’re supposed to have the day off. We talk to clients who sound like women on the phone but we find out they’re men. We get interruptions by clients when we’re trying to blog or read blogs. We have days we oversleep, days we want to call in sick….you get the picture. But through it all, Labor Day is about recognizing those who work hard. *****cough****which includes*****cough****blogging you all day*****cough.

Let’s take a moment and reflect and congratulate you on your achievement for your recent cinematic work by acknowledging the awards you have received so far this summer and appreciating how you “take one for the team” (aka us fans) when it comes to having to endure annoying things when accepting your recognitions.

First we have the MTV Awards…..where you got cock blocked by an almost kiss, announced to a live audience you were about to soil your pants (btw, I wouldn’t have judged you Rob, I would have been right there ready to help you with my handy dandy Tide pen), greeted Jonah Hill with a kiss on the cheek, got hit on by Jim Carrey who declared a turn of Prop 8 at the sight of you (who can blame him!), were told to raise your hands in the air because you played Edward Cullen, and watched your “supposed” girlfriend drop her award.  But it was all worth it because you deserved those awards!

Then there’s the Teen Choice Awards where you were up for a bazzillion awards, had to sit through stupid Jonas Brother’s dares, forced to throw a Sean Kingston flag in the air, sit through Miley Cyrus’s stripper pole performance, escort “toe thumbs” up on stage, walked off the stage with giant surf boards without smacking yourself in the face  and all while wearing your best friend’s sweaty left over shirt from the night before because apparently….You forgot to do your laundry.

You, Rob, endure it all for your fans while being ready and willing (that’s what she said) and there with a humble smile!  Bless you and your work and enjoy your weekend because you’ve worked hard to get there proving you’re more than just “a big hard tool!”

I salute you with my microwaved carrot!
XO
Jena

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