You remember when the most embarrassing thing your mom could do was kiss you on the cheek in front of your pals, or drop you off too close to the movie theater then honk and yell “MAKE GOOD CHOICES” out at the window as she sped away while your friends laughed their arses off on the curb? Well ol Clare and Mom Moon ain’t got nothing on this mom.
Sarah Barry Williams mom to 16 year old daughter Chariss Amber decided to forever embarrass her daughter writing, recording and SELLING a song about her daughter’s love of You, Mr. Robert Pattinson. Explaining in song her daughters love for you by hanging posters, talking about you non stop, her sudden infatuation with hobo’s, how no other man will measure up, and her love of the movie Twilight. While Momma Sarah finds this obsession song worthy, we just think “THAT’S NORMAL!”
Momma Sarah explains how she ended up recording it:
“A lot of people asked if there was a download of it and then a local studio who had heard it on YOU TUBE contacted me and offered to record me singing it so this is the version that is much clearer than the original camcorder version. I really hope you enjoy listening to the song as much as I enjoyed writing it and performing it.”
Follow the cut to listen to this gem of a song!
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She sits alone in her bedroom at night
staring at his poster on her ceiling
In her dreams and her fantasies, he knows her thoughts and her feelings
She has a tshirt that says she loves him so all the world can see
No other man will ever take his place
it’s only Robert Pattinson she sees
She wants to be Mrs Robert Pattinson
Then all of her dreams would com true
Just to be Mrs Robert Pattinson
There’s nothing she won’t do
Her Friends they think it’s a school girl crush
on a star that’s too far to reach
But in her dreams and Twilight eyes
Is where she and Mr. Pattinson meet
Like the stars that come out every night
And the sun that sets every day
And her dreams each and every night
Oh they fly on the sky high above
They fly on a wing (OHHHH)
UC’s and my songwriting teacher at music school (where we met) would have a field day with these lyrics. So glad I’m not her and this isn’t a “critical listening day” in class.
Can you imagine even trying to explain that to your friends? Yea, my mom recorded a song about my lust for Robert Pattinson and is now selling it on iTunes. It’s like your dad creating a Youtube channel and uploading all those naked baby video and emailing your school the link: EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR EMBARRASSING SHIZ! (don’t get any ideas DAD!)
So who want’s to duet with me on Mrs. Robert Pattinson during the New Moon Premiere extravaganza Karaoke night? (totally just made that up UC, hope you’ve been practicing “All I want for Christmas is a Twilight Calendar“)
Sitting alone in the bedroom with my Twilight eyes,
PS I can’t believe I spent 99 cents on that song. That’s worth like 100 fan points (or maybe it’s a deduction) and 4 kisses from Rob himself
and you thought “We are the Rob” was hard to get out of your head! HA!
Soooo what would you do if your mom wrote a song about your Rob “issues?” Does this compare to your most embarrassing parental moment?