Remember that letter I wrote to you like a month ago when I told you you should take a few weeks off and disappear out of the spotlight? I’m so glad you took my advice! Buuuuuttttt now that no one has seen hide nor hair of you in days upon days I might have to retract that letter cause we’re kinda dying for news from you. Sure, we drooled like fools over those THUMBNAIL images from last week and loved the one tweet from David Slade about you being on set, but really what could you be doing all this time?! We know you’re getting all method with Kristen and doing the Bella/Edward thing but can that really take up 24 hrs of your day? What else could you possibly be up to? Since I am a loser love making lists, I compiled some ideas of things that could be filling your time and besides “getting into character” (ahem) the only other thing I could come up with is grooming your eyebrows. I mean those things are like wild beasts. I’ll even loan you my lion taming whip if you need ant extra help with those bad boys. Yes, I own a whip, but you knew that already.
Thinking about your eyebrows got me to thinking about the Twilight DVD commentary and how you said “never trust a man who plucks his eyebrows” well sir, I’m here to say (from experience) “never trust a man with a unibrow.” Truth!
I gotta say I’ve never been a big ol eyebrows kinda gal but lately it seems like there are tons of folks rockin the caterpillars and doing it well. So I decided to compile a list of some other folks working the brows so you can see what you have to look forward too.
Follow the cut to enjoy some eyebrows
02. Sandy Cohen, AKA Peter Gallagher
The maker of the best bagel and smear and keeper of the brows. If these brows can take in a delinquent kid from Chino than we should all grow ours out. If you’re lucky Rob, maybe one day you can star in a movie about teenage ballerinas that Oxygen plays on repeat.
04. Zac Efron
Too bad his brows couldn’t do the ‘blue steel’ his face is pulling. Just think if you had auditioned for Disney you could have been singing and dancing with a basketball in a high school. And thank god that didn’t happen since we know about your dancing skills.
05. Tom Selleck – Magnum P. Brow
I’m praying he has Jorts on and nothing else. Please God! So does having big brows mean you’re gonna have a man rug on your chest too?! You better invest in some electrolysis, just in case.
Any brows we missed?
PS Thanks Brooke for the brow idea!
*edit courtesy of j9necessary and robsten4life there is a VIDEO of the brows that i missed! man they have a video for EVERYTHING now! what’s next? im not sure i wanna know
ps wtf is this song?!