Dear Rob,
Some fans are crazy. Others are, ahem, creative. Some are Unicorns and some are just gosh darn funny (I’m keeping the swearing to a minimum, it is Sunday) I think the following fan, whoever the guy is who made this video, is potentially crazy, very creative, definitely a Unicorn & really funny:
So I ask YOU, Rob.. do YOU ‘wanna be like Edward Cullen?’
Happy no-swearing Sunday,
UnintendedChoice
See if Moon swore over on LTT
Forum it up! (On.. The Forum)
psst. Thanks Lula for the vid link
Letters to Rob 
Wow..this guy knows his stuff. A very inspired tribute, by an undoubtedly very strange guy. A friend of PattinsonPants?
By: dazzledtodeath on August 23, 2009
at 8:10 am
He is the official king of all Unicorns!!! OOOOH, and, he’s in the running for hottest man who is not Rob, on account of th eway he sooo badly wants to be Edward. I think he should get major LTR play for being so innovative. And if all else fails he can dress up like him for halloween and I’m sure he’ll get some poon(since we’re not using dirty words……. wait) for it.
http://aquiredtaste.wordpress.com/
By: aquiredtaste on August 23, 2009
at 4:49 pm
Awesome! I love it.
By: BB on August 23, 2009
at 9:08 am
love it!!!!!!!!
By: natashadushi on August 23, 2009
at 9:15 am
“Wish I could do the Edward run,
Then I would be real quick, too
And I could home in time for
SCOOBY DOO”
Love it!
x
By: Cazza on August 23, 2009
at 9:27 am
ROTFLMBO (the b stands for butt since it’s Sunday and we’re not swearing)
That was made of all sorts of win!!
I can’t even pick out my favorite line because the whole thing was freaking awesome!!
By: robsten4life on August 23, 2009
at 9:48 am
HAHAHAHAHA
“Don’t want to be near Rosalie though, cause I have a thing about being around a-holes.”
LOL!
By: allryans on August 23, 2009
at 9:50 am
That was my favorite, too. =)
By: JodieO on August 23, 2009
at 10:00 am
okay that was where i really laughed out loud!
By: sft on August 23, 2009
at 10:50 am
Ditto. Hilarious!
That and the line “And honestly I wanna play the piano” — why was that one so funny? lol
By: HeyyyBrother on August 23, 2009
at 12:19 pm
Poor Nikki, even this dude is trying to get the eff (no swearing!) away from her!
By: MacyBlair on August 23, 2009
at 1:18 pm
“Don’t wanna be near Rosalie, though,
Cause I have a thing about being around A-Holes”
That is sheer genius. I want to meet this kid, he is wicked awesome.
By: K on August 23, 2009
at 10:21 am
For some reason the video is no longer available for viewing, so I cant comment to it , but it seems like it was funny, by the comments that are left.
I hope rob just wants to be himself, because Edward Cullen is in love with bella (not us). In “real life” rob loves us all and we are so happy that we blog about our “good times” with rob
Have a great day everyone!
By: Misty on August 23, 2009
at 10:26 am
I have no words. XD
By: MG on August 23, 2009
at 10:42 am
oh come on Rob, we know you come on here as MG.. give it up boy.. tell us what you think, we promose to be gentle with you.. unless you piss us off.
😛
kidding.
By: kirstenwawa on August 23, 2009
at 11:19 pm
Now that was funny.. thanks for the share! Have a great day everyone!
By: Kelly on August 23, 2009
at 11:10 am
“This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions”
Now…WHAAAAAT? :((((((((
By: Ayiana Aeryn Sun on August 23, 2009
at 11:28 am
The music is surprisingly good. The video made me laugh. When all is said and done, though, I kind of think this guy is more jealous than admiring.
Over on my website, we’re having a vote: “Is the book always better than the movie?” You can probably click on my user name to link over, if you want. If not, my site’s called Passing Love Notes and it’s also on wordpress. You can google it.
Look, unintendedchoice, I know it’s sort of obnoxious to steal your traffic like this, but the book vs. movie vote is important, don’t you think? So if you want to make a similar traffic-stealing comment on my site, feel free to do so. I like your site. Happy to support it.
By: mfogelsong on August 23, 2009
at 11:34 am
It’s not letting me view the video on my iPhone but im assuming it’s the spoof of heartless by kanye west right ? I saw this video the night chris allen sang it on American idol. I was trying to find his performance on YouTube to show my sis and we stumbled upon this little gem. Good times.
By: tiffany on August 23, 2009
at 11:53 am
Yeah I can’t view it on my iPhone either 😦
By: Misty on August 23, 2009
at 12:13 pm
Holy Crow! No swearing?
That was some funny chiz.
🙂
By: lapushbaby on August 23, 2009
at 11:57 am
That’s really awesome! I can’t wait to show it to hubby!
By: southernbelle on August 23, 2009
at 12:50 pm
HAHAHAHA! that was awesome. Even got a laugh out of the DH
By: *JR* on August 23, 2009
at 1:18 pm
No swearing…mighty hard for me having been raised by a sailor and all…
Anyhoo, that was hilarious!! The best part was when I started playing it and my brother told me I might be the gayest thing he’s ever seen. Like I would even care. I needed to get my Cullen on! I think I like the chorus the best because it fits really well with the rhythm of the original song.
Oink
By: PinkDolphin on August 23, 2009
at 3:37 pm
for the love of all things holy!!!!! the oink girl, it’s killing me. i lovez it, it’s your name now, oink dolphin, it’s like manbearpig from south park.
EXCELSIOR!!!
http://aquiredtaste.wordpress.com/
By: aquiredtaste on August 23, 2009
at 6:14 pm
“Walkin walkin walkin’s dumb… wish I could do the Edward run”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fantastic.
By: TheColdWoman on August 23, 2009
at 3:55 pm
Love the vid! My Unicorn in training (my 5 year old son) is singing “I wish I could be Edward Cullen-ullen-ullen” all over the house. Thanks for that! Happy Sunday!
By: Jaybird on August 23, 2009
at 5:53 pm
Ha ha! Our sons could have a playdate! Between it being a Kanye song (we’re all big fans here) and a Twilight video, me and my son had a great time watching!
I was surprised how hard it was for the guy (guys?) to stay on tune – I didn’t think Heartless was such a hard song to sing. Maybe it is harder when you say more syllables than really fit in the phrase.
By: milfy goodness on August 23, 2009
at 6:19 pm
ok, seriously…there are no words…i watched and listened to that with a mixture of horror and awe….i laughed out loud all by my little lonesome
in the living room hoping nobody else in the house would hear and ask what i was watching…they already think i need to be admitted 🙂
By: Kiki on August 23, 2009
at 6:27 pm
Ok, who is this guy, he’s frickin’ hilarious!!! And clearly has a huge man-crush on Edward Cullen. Or maybe just intense jealousy. But then, who can blame him? – Definitely the King of Unicorns.
And I loved his lines about Rosalie! That was awesome!
By: L.A.Belle on August 23, 2009
at 8:32 pm
LOTN??? Anyone around??
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 12:59 am
LOTN?
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:02 am
Mind reader!! LOL! How are ya???
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:04 am
Hey!! How are you?
(I posted another message, but apparently it’s awaiting moderation)
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:14 am
present and accounted for.
How have you been E? WordPress was in meltdown mode when i came to play yesterday
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:14 am
Hey gals! (I keep trying to post, nothing’s working) 😦
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:18 am
Hi Lizzie!!! I didn’t know there was a problem. Hmmmm. How are you? FN is in service again so at least there’s some action here!
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:18 am
Excellent actually despite the fact it is moody monday. Had a fab weekend which helps!
Let’s afce it probably wasn’t wordpress it was probably me, speeaking of they replcaed my computer monitior today the other one inexplicably just died. no surprises there then either.
Yep saw FN was back up, i fliked her an email as she is the only other person I know reading House of Cards and a MAJOR OMG MAJOR OMG plot point happened in the latest update so I ahd to send her an email telling her to hurry up and get there so i can talk about it with her. LMAO.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:26 am
ACK! I’m getting there I swear! I’ve only read like 1.75 FF updates so far! lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:29 am
Another monitor??? That is really too weird.
It’s so good to have some of us back on here again.
Glad your weekend was good. That helps.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:33 am
c’mon, get the speed reading happening!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:33 am
I know, I know, I’m horrible. I just like to take my time. 😉
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:36 am
WTF?? EyeC, I tried to reply to you twice. WP hates me apparently.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:14 am
Testing, testing….
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:19 am
Hi purple monster! New email—and I had grown accustomed to your face. lol
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:20 am
I tried using the new e-mail, I switched the pic back to the old Rob beanie pic and everything 😦 It sent all my comments to moderation! I’m sure they’ll all show up tomorrow. I’m using the old e-mail now. I suppose it doesn’t matter.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:22 am
It’s all very confusing. I’m sure it will work out eventually.
So, how did the move go and what have you been doing for the past week?
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:24 am
It IS confusing and annoying! I miss the beanie dangit! It’s bad enough I have to come back to the whole Robsten crap. And the supposed pics of them making out! I don’t want to think about that anymore. I’m going back to my happy place.
The move went well, I’m all settled. This week has been annoyingly boring. We haven’t had cable (well, the cable in the main house sucks) so I’ve been watching the only series I have on DVD. lol I had a few orientations at school this week and those all went well, I’m excited to start.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:28 am
That’s great that you are excited about your classes. It should be a new experience as a grad student.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:36 am
I’m hoping I can handle the work. I signed up for a few extra classes, but the advisors weren’t too concerned, so I think it’ll be okay.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:39 am
About the Robsten. You know I’ve been kinda down about that but I think I’ve realized it won’t affect my fantasies. lol And maybe we’ll see him smile, even glow a little. That can’t be bad.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:40 am
Haha, true. The Robglow is lovely. lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:43 am
I’m sure you can handle the work. I’m also sure there will be days where you’ll think you were crazy to take on extra, but that’s normal.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:43 am
yes post coital robglow works, did i mention how everyone was commenting how glowy i myself looked today, coincidence?
Now if you really want to forget E, let me lure you to the dark ide, slash FF, trust me robsten wiull be avery distant memory, LMAO!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:52 am
You’re right. It’s just one of those things.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:52 am
Still not there Lizzie. I do love my B&E though. Now I’ve added a second library stalker, a piano player and a sex surrogate Bella to my list. I love When Fiction Becomes Reality–ready for her to update, but what else is new.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:03 am
the only thing missing is Bella the repressed nun who starts an illicit affair with edward the priest, oh wait i think that has been done with Abelard and Elosie already, oh well, for middle ages wrting Abelard and Eloise were HOT!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:15 am
haha! That reminds me of this movie I’ve seen called “El Crimen de Padre Amarro” and that’s basically what happens. LOL Actually, the girl wants to be a nun and it’s a young priest who’s going to “teach” her a thing or two about a thing or two and he knocks her up and then makes her have an abortion and then she bleeds to death….yeah…anyway….lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:23 am
Argh! I’ve been having conversations with myself. I tried to switch to my new e-mail address, but it’s not working 😦
I’ve missed gals! How is everyone?
EyeC I got on right before you! lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:21 am
FN, what a cute little purple monster you are!
Hi Lizzie and EyeC!
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 1:26 am
Hi EP! Oh good. It’s old home week here at LOTN! Yay!
How did the clasroom set up go?
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:29 am
Awesome! I love my teacher, she’s the coolest. AND I found out I’ll be student teaching with her in the Spring, so score on that one. I go back tomorrow for the first day of school.
How have you been?
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 1:30 am
fantastic that you scored a good teacher makes all the difference.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:32 am
Yay! You have had good luck with most of your teachers along the way. First day of school–always so important. Alll the kids will be so excited.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 1:37 am
or not, just don’t attach yourself to the miserably teary one who doesnt want to be there, avoid that kid at all costs!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:39 am
It’s 4th grade so they are 9 and 10, shouldn’t be many teary ones. Plus, I met most of them on Friday, I already know who is going to be trouble.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 1:42 am
Agree, if there are still tears at 9 or 10, def avoid those ones. you got to love the trouble makers though, thaey are the ones who will make it interesting.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:54 am
The troublemakers are usually my favorites, most of the time they’re the smartest and most witty. The quiet ones are fun too.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:00 am
Long time no chat Missy, nice to see everyone popping up today!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:30 am
I know, I’ve missed you Lizzie!
What have you been up to?
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 1:32 am
Yes you are stunning in blue, that’s ed’s fav colour you know…
you know just the ususal, apparently the work monitor could no longer stand me died and had to be replaced. Wait for it though the big news is (oh this makes me such a dork and I am admitting this publically) but today we booked and confirmed the cinema for the private new moon showing so that is al sorted, finally decided it was time to get real and spoke with the cinema on friday and firmed it all up today, at least they didn’t laugh at me like they did last time i approached them, Ok that was first day of filming for NM, but you kow some of us are just organisers at heart!. 10 points for dorky me, woo hoo!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:38 am
Actually, I don’t look good in blue, at least I don’t think so.
And you and your computers. They should give you a notebook of paper and a pen and be done. Yay for your New Moon showing!
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 1:41 am
You’re awesome. And I think you’re grrrreat for admitting that! lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:42 am
99.9% dork, 0.01% twit, its ok, I am cool with it, have learnt to accept it is what it is!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:46 am
I’ve missed you too Lizzie!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:38 am
Aww…thanks! I forgot how cute my little gravatar is. Yours has a better figure. it’s much more hourglass shaped. LOL
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:31 am
I’m stunning as a blue monster, I know.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 1:33 am
It’s true.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:37 am
you may not have the figure but you can wink, my monster just does mouldy stunned mullet (oops trying to avoid all things mullet for obvius reasons right now), typical even in fake life i get dudded!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:44 am
haha! I was too distracted looking at the roots sticking out of the sides of mine to notice the wink! That does give it SOME personality, right? lol
Ewww…mullets make me nauseous!
Your gravatar has awesome lobster claws. How the heck am I supposed to pick anything up? I don’t have fingers? How will I learn to play the piano???
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 1:51 am
i’d rather someone play the piano and feed me, claws are over rated!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 1:55 am
That’s hilarious!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:01 am
Holla to mah LOTN.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 1:59 am
WORD! (that works, right?)
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:01 am
Totally. Plus I feel cooler.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:04 am
That’s totally what I was going for.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:11 am
BFF!!!
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:02 am
You really are in a good mood, bff!
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:04 am
I know! I still don’t know what that’s about, hope it lasts.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:07 am
you got the rob glow too huh?
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:11 am
Uh, maybe. I’m just in an insanely good mood. Can’t stop smiling.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:13 am
He is so transparent that way, don’t you think?
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:13 am
Me too, bff. Maybe it has something to do with seeing kids tomorrow. That’s a sign. Scary.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:16 am
yep E, you can totally tell when Rob has had some.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:18 am
Might be about seeing the kids, scary yes. But also good, it would be nice to love what I do.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:21 am
I meant you wanted to have babies of your own. But of course it’s nice you love your job!
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:27 am
Babies of my own is scary.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:31 am
All part of the 7-year plan! It IS a sign!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:32 am
you can introduce me to the brit boy who will be the father of Ep’s hourglass blue babies while i am in London, i do hope he isnt green, i woldn’t want you to clash
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:32 am
@ FN, you are such a smart ass
@ Lizzie, I hope he’s not green either, that would be weird.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:38 am
I can’t think of a better kind of “ass” to be. 😀
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:41 am
Hot British Ass maybe?
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:48 am
That might work, but then you’d be attracted to me and that would just be weird. Although, I don’t have curly hair, so I might be safe….lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:51 am
That would be weird, but you are safe, unless you get a perm.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:55 am
well about time young lady, we haev been waiting
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:02 am
Sorry, sorry! I was getting all my crap in order so I could sit here for a few minutes with my ladies.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:05 am
ok forgiven, but now you have to play the piano and feed me, just sayin
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:10 am
I can do both of those! As long as I don’t have to cook.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:14 am
I think I could probably stir something w/ my roots. Soup anyone?
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:20 am
thanks but no thanks, when someone offers you food after winking, i tend to try and steer clear just another pearl of wisdom i have picked up over the years.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:25 am
Lizzie, I make a fierce Grilled Cheese sandwich. And I’m not winking. Interested?
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:26 am
maybe, can it come with bacon and tomato?
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:29 am
Fine. Opening the can was going to be problematic anyway….
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:30 am
LOL FN, your noodle arms remind me of my noddle from another dimension.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:43 am
Hiya Jenny! It gets better and better.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:05 am
Save the best for last, right? Right? 😀 Hahaha
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:07 am
But of course! Really, it’s just good to have us together again even if for a moment.
I saw that Tara came on the other afternoon and she said she missed us but she has a life now. LOL
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:09 am
I miss T!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:12 am
Yeah, it is nice, I agree. It’s been a while!
Awwe, poor Tara! I still don’t have a life, I just have to get up early. Boo.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:13 am
just don’t get up with boo boo i heard he is decidedly udner age,
Shout out back to you T, when in Calif i am swining by in and out animal burger.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:16 am
A life, pft.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:23 am
ppppppppfffffffffftttttttttttt, not that i am getting into a raspberry blowing competetion with you or anything
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:27 am
LOL–I know, right? But I think that class started that she was going to take, so that’s good for her.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:28 am
I’m moving it down here cause i am scik of scrolling – but yes FN have seen the nun/prest movie, it was actually quite good.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:36 am
It was! I love Gael Garcia Bernal! He’s another celeb crush I have. Not as intense, but he’s not bad to look at. lol I love his green eyes.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:40 am
Yes Lizzie, I can provide bacon and tomato. And now I’m really fuggin’ hungry.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:41 am
and my work here is done!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:45 am
No more mention of food around Jenny!
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:46 am
Thank you EyeC! It’s really just torture! The food, the food…
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:57 am
Me too. 😦
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:46 am
I may have to start the tea.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:52 am
It’s orange juice for me tonight, still trying to beat down the horrible sinus infection I got in Denver.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:54 am
Oh no. Sorry to hear that.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:58 am
Did i also mention haging around you midgets in cyberspace is apparently having a detremental effect on me? Twice last week people commented that i had shrunk, i know I am getting old and you shrink when you are old but NOt YET, so I have instead decided to blame you lot for trying to sneakily steal my height!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:41 am
If I was trying to steal your height, then I am a massive failure. So… nothing new.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:42 am
i should have known it was you, once cm for you and one for EP, no wonder I am shrinking at such a rapid rate.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:49 am
Jenny and I are still pretty tiny.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:51 am
Sure, sure….blame us. Whatever works. Did those crazies ever think that they’re just weird and still growing??? Sounds like a freak of nature thing to me.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:43 am
EyeC, I started Clipped Wings. Are you proud?
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:42 am
despite the fact i am not a tatt person and i see twi-tatts instead of what ever they are tatting, which does kinda kill the buzz a little, i have to admit to really, really liking this one. As soon as the main characters are messed up i’m there!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:48 am
I am very proud, yes. lol Now we just have to get EP on it! LOL It’s something about his inner dialogue and the continual tease….
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 2:49 am
UST it is the best isn’t it?? I actually went to her blog where she ahs an interview with Edward (a la the Dom interviews) and it was quite funny.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:55 am
She does those in between chapters a little too. So funny!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:56 am
Lizzie, I went there too–that Edward! He’a so hot! A Maxum barely fits! lol
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:02 am
Wait, that’s Magnum, huh?
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:04 am
LMAO, that’s a subcoscious mistake if ever i read one, still chuckling over here….
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 3:07 am
LOL Freudian slip. Oops!
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:13 am
I still think we should start EP with Wide Awake
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:57 am
She’s already read most of it. I think….
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:00 am
She is reading Wide Awake. hahaha Slllllooooowwwwwwwlllllllyyyy.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:01 am
EP really sucks at reading FF.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 2:59 am
just think all that time to spare while sitting in your cramped tin bucket flying to London, hum, what should Ep do, I know I have an idea….
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 3:00 am
Read fanfiction?! What do I win?
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 3:04 am
Lunch or dinner with Lizzie, how’s that?
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 3:10 am
YAY!
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 3:11 am
Yeah, I’m really liking it, EyeC! You know I have nightmares about tattoos, and tattoos/permanency in general freaks me out. BUT, I love the story. And I have to admit, Edward does sound super hot. It’s those viperbite piercings! Hot.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:03 am
I can just pretend by reading the descriptions. I wouldn’t mind licking those tattosm though!
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:07 am
you go E!
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 3:14 am
Whoot Whoot! 😀
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:16 am
Jenny, was your noodle green??? That’s just weird….lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:47 am
what the other dimension comment didn’t phase yu but the colour of the noodles did???????
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:51 am
LOL! Is that weird? lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:55 am
Damn me and my “LOL”s!!! ARGH! 🙂
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:57 am
you are just to cute little winking purple people eater.
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 2:59 am
Thanks buddy! 🙂
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:06 am
The noodle wasn’t green. It was noodle colour, like…beige. Or whatever fuck the colour of noodles are.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:58 am
I’ve seen green noodles. But they were that weird, ugly green. Know what I mean?
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:02 am
Ohhh yeah, me too! Yeah, like puke green. I dunno why it was ever called that. Has anyone ever puked up green stuff?
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:04 am
That chick from The Exorcist did! ICK!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:17 am
Ew really? I clearly need to re-watch that movie.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:19 am
I feel like I should share this. Don’t be offended by the ending, ‘kay? Thanks:D
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 2:58 am
I thought fucking noodles was normal. Maybe that’s just a Canadian thing.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 2:59 am
LMAO!! OMG! I’m SOOOOO glad I didn’t get anything to drink just yet!!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:03 am
LOL You’re welcome. 😀
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:08 am
for the first and possibly only time in my life I am going to choose to ignore the comment that immediately sprang to mind…. now J-m or anyone else do you ahev any other non ff stories to recommend to me, for the bus you see, can’t be reading that on the bus, don’t know why, seem to have no probs pritning it that work and risking complete mortification, but heaven forbid som stranger sitting behind me on the bus catches me reading ff…
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 3:05 am
LOL! You’re funny. You’d rather be caught by people you know…kinky. I think that is a result of FF itself.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:09 am
Lizzie. Please, please tell us your original comment.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:09 am
Oh yes! I wanna know too!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:15 am
Canada is effing weird, it wouldn surprise me. 😉
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 3:08 am
We are! Why would we choose you over Bobby?! INSANITY.
Kidding. ❤ Ilubb.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:09 am
😛
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 3:12 am
Ok ladies, I have to be at school before 8am and it’s now 2. Good night and sweet dreams.
By: ErPattz on August 24, 2009
at 3:10 am
Have fun tomorrow and good luck EP.
So nice catching up everyone, but I am also out for today as need to tidy up a few work related matters so i can go home and make green noodles for dinner…
❤ you all!
nite
By: Lizzie on August 24, 2009
at 3:13 am
Just don’t puke them up. My advice for the day! Bye Lizzie, have a good night!
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:18 am
Good night gals! It was nice chatting with y’all!!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:18 am
OK Good Night EP–have a great day tomorrow and good dreams tonight.
Bye Lizzie. Always leave me laughing!
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:15 am
I should probably head to bed too. Up in 5 1/2 hours. Ugh.
Night ladies! Nice chatting with you all again! We’ll have to do it more often. Sweet dreams.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 24, 2009
at 3:20 am
We should! It’s wonderful!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:21 am
Night Jenny! Sweet dreams and happy trails to you.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:25 am
EyeC, I just saw your “magnum” comment! LOVE IT!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:20 am
Well…. He calls it anaconda for a reason.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:24 am
Right right. That reminds me of this AWFUL forward text I got the other day. It’s a penis that looks like a dragon. For real. It’s tattooed. For real. No lie.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:30 am
Yeah, they had it as a link on one of the LTRs last week. Un*be*lievable! There was also a snail–creepy. lol
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:36 am
OMG! I think I saw that too! I think it was a link on Twitter. That was gross. The dragon was bad, but that snail was just….EWWWW!!!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:39 am
EyeC, I just finished the HL5 update! I HATE Charlotte!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:33 am
I know. That ending of that last chapter has left me feeling very worried all week. You know Bella is going to read all this shit into the situation and right after they made such headway. It’s going to screw up this meeting they have set up. What kind of illness do you think he’s dealing with?
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:38 am
I don’t know. I think it’s something that’s been going on for a LONG time by the sounds of it. I hope Bella doesn’t freak out. I kinda wonder if there isn’t some truth to what Charlotte said. And I don’t understand why Bella still thinks they’re “just friends.” Obviously there was more than friendship going on on the dance floor. Does she REALLY not see it???
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:43 am
Sometimes it seems like she’s being a tease. I think she just can’t completely admit to herself how much she loves him–always so afraid of getting hurt. There may be truth to what Carlotte says but that would mean it goes all the way back to when they were kids together. My stomach lurches whenever I think in the end they might walk away from each other. It’s very tense.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:50 am
I guess I get the not wanting to be hurt thing. It’s frustrating to know things the characters don’t know! lol They HAVE to end up together! I can’t imagine any scenario where I’d be okay with them split in the end. At all! lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 3:59 am
Ladies.
HL5 should update today or tomorrow.
Teaser is epic wicked.
Would also recommend a new one for you…
The Blessing and the Curse by the Black Arrow…
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 3:54 am
I’m almost afraid to read the next update. Very worried. I’ll put that new one on my list.
How are you doing now, Nat?
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 3:58 am
Ee,
I have missed you! How are you?
Decided to take some quality time and remove LTT/LTR from my life.
It wasn’t going so well after embarrassing drunken blog post a few weeks back. But missed the gals today and thought I’d stop by and say hello.
I’m looking forward to the next update. But HL5 is going to kill me. I’m sure of it.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:01 am
Embarrassing drunken blog post??? Did I miss something??? lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:16 am
I made a reference to bling and Jews. It didn’t go down too well.
It was mortifying. I was/am still very embarrassed.
I think I offended JanetRiggs, too, with a reference to fuckery that she mistook as sarcasm, when it wasn’t intended that way at all. And I just felt… well, you know I have a love/hate relationship with this blog.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:22 am
Oh dear! Nat, stay away from the booze! LOL
I’m glad you keep on truckin’ and come back to visit us.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:24 am
No, will not stay away from booze.
Will stay away from LTR/LTT instead.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:28 am
I should point out that I wasn’t drunk when I think I offended Janet. I was sober. It was on a different day. And I haven’t approached her about it, because… I dunno why, I just haven’t, and I might not have offended her at all, and I might had misread the situation and then I felt like a loser, so I just… didn’t stop by for a bit.
Gah. Glad that is out in the air.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:31 am
LOL! Whatever works! I’m glad you feel better about it.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:33 am
Yes, whatever works.
Avoidance is usually good.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:37 am
Hey Nat! How are ya??? Did you get my e-mail???
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:00 am
I did get your email, Nuggety, just haven’t had time to respond. Sorry.
How has the big move been? You started school yet.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:03 am
The move was okay, I’m handling it better than I expected. School starts tomorrow (around noon, well actually closer to one, but I have to get a TB test done at 12 so I can stay up a little longer lol) and I’m excited and nervous. I think it’ll be fine.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:06 am
and no biggie about the e-mail, I was just curious.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:07 am
It’ll be GRAND. The next chapter of your life. Excellent.
You’ll get there and wonder what the fuss was about!
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:10 am
I hope so!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:15 am
Sorry, Nuggety. My bad. Work has been busy and I’m trying to get ready for my trip and all that…
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:19 am
Not a problem.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:31 am
So, what is this TB test?
And what are your subjects?
EE, what else have you been up to?
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:35 am
I’ve still been reading a lot of fanfic. Getting ready to go to the cabin next Friday for a week. I’ve started writing another girlfriend from high school who I saw on my trip back in July.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 4:52 am
Oh yes, new Ray Ban vid is up…
It’s the only non-funny one out of all of them.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 3:59 am
Whew! That was HOT!!! Very nicely done.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 4:04 am
I loved your video. Also I LoveLoveLove that you’re recommending FF at the end!!! AWESOME!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:05 am
But of course. That particular FF is awesome by the way. Really cleverly done. Incomplete, angsty, and only just starting, but gold.
I’m glad that you girls like the Ray Ban vid. I think that they are getting better as I learn how to use the program. I prefer the funnier ones, but that song has been in my mind for a Ray Ban vid for a while.
Next one is back to the funnies. I think. If he ever comes out of hiding in Van.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:14 am
He must be very content to be holed up so long—or truly going stir crazy.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 4:16 am
Or he has got better at being discreet.
It’ll be a long few months for them – concentrated Twilight- Mania. Gah.
See that the beanie is back, Nuggety?
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:25 am
I think he’s spending all his free time reading FF. (like us) LOL
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:27 am
What?!? I haven’t seen any new pictures at all!!! AHHHH!!! THE BEANIE!!! *SQUEE*
I’m excited!!!!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:28 am
Loved the video — sliding d-o-w-n blue-shirted Rob… and Muddy Waters to boot!
Glad you’re back
By: SesannE on August 29, 2009
at 12:13 pm
Of course he’s reading FF. I mean, seriously. And he watches videos about himself. Wearing Ray Bans.
But yes, the beanie is BACK. He was wearing it the other day over at Godze’s site.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:32 am
I must check that out!
And the TB stands for Tuberculosis. I have to make sure I don’t have TB before I start working w/ clients and stuff. I got one last year, but that was at my other school plus I think we have to get them annually. Wa-hoo! lol
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:42 am
Is it a painful test? Or just blood?
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:46 am
Not painful. They just stick you and inject some solution into your skin and then you go back in 2 days to have it checked and if you have a certain reaction to it, then you’ve got TB. Last time, my little prick swelled up and I was freaking out b/c I thought I was going to have to be quarantined. lol It went down after a little while so all was well. 🙂
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:49 am
I see that Sam has also released some new demos.
Recommended or not?
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:39 am
I don’t think I’ve heard any of them yet.
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:43 am
Nuggety, that is SO not like you. What do you mean you haven’t heard them? Apart from the move, and the BritBoy extravaganza, and the move, and the new course, and the move, and your FF addiction, it’s not like your life is busy or anything.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:48 am
LOL! You’re right! I’m *such* a slacker!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:53 am
Get off that stupid radio station that you listen to on Twitter and go and listen to your boy on MySpace, slacker. You’re doing him a disservice.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 4:58 am
Alright ladies. It’s been wonderful chatting with you, but I’m gonna get some sleep.
I’m glad to be back. Talk to you tomorrow!!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 4:59 am
Good Night FN. Hope everything goes well tomorrow. Happy dreams.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 5:02 am
Thanks! Sweet dreams!
By: French_Nugget on August 24, 2009
at 5:05 am
Ee, what fan fics are you reading at the moment?
Any recommendations?
It’s so cool with all the social networking sites and how you can reconnect with people from your past.
By: Natalie on August 24, 2009
at 5:00 am
I finally read Deconstructing Dracula and enjoyed being in London for a while. It deals with psychological situations of fear from the past and gaining confidence to trust yourself.
Lizzie recommended When Fiction Becomes Reality where Bella writes a book in college to get rid of the feelings she still carries for Edward from high school. It becomes a best seller about young love. In the meantime Edward has become an actor and is offered the lead when the book is made into a movie, not realizing it’s the story of his own life.
I am really loving Wild Swan. It starts out sad where Bella is leaving Edward after 7 years of marriage. He’s in his residency and is treating her like crap. He’s lost himself along the way and she gave up all her true identity to please an overbearing Esme.
Just finished Love Among the Stacks where Edward meets Bella in the library and they happen upon a couple back in one of the nooks while she is showing him where to find his reference books.
Surrogate Love, where Bella is a psychiatrist/sex surrogate and she takes on a shy Edward as a client.
Now I’m on Piano Lessons where Edward and Bella first meet up at a piano bar where he is playing and she is out with the girls to celebrate Angela’s coming wedding. There are some strange happenings that first night and the following night she is invited to Esme and Carlisle’s for her birthday where she is introduced to Esme’s nephew, Edward. Esme and Bella are middle school teachers and good friends.
Lots of new ones to keep up since so many of my old ones are finishing up.
Yes, it has taken me years to want to connect with old high school friends but now that I have it’s been really fun.
By: EyeC on August 24, 2009
at 5:22 am