I’m beginning to think you might secretly live at my house and I just don’t know it. How’d I come to this conclusion? Well, this morning, late as always these days, I was flipping through my denim pile looking for the something to wear that wasn’t completely lame. I found these pair I hadn’t wore in at least a few years, threw them on, went to zip them up and look what I was greeted with…
A button fly!! How did your pants get into my closet without me knowing?! Wasn’t it just the other day I was talking about not having owned a pair of these in like a decade? Well, there can be no other explanation besides that you planted them there, in my denim pile, so when I wear these jeans and button the fly I think of you. Yeah, that must be it.
So off I went with you in my pants (that’s what she said). Later I came home exhausted, hot and parched so I ran to the fridge in need of some cool refreshment I opened the door and this welcomed me…
A 6pack of Heineken! Now I KNOW this isn’t from any of the girls I live with- we’re more into your import mexican beers, your champagne of beers, or just your straight up champagne. So I know it has to be from a visitor or a secret houseguest.
(please love the High Life!)
Weirded out I knew it was time for some sustenance so I hit up the freezer for a lean cuisine or if I felt especially ambitious some pot stickers… but what do I find?
Freaking out I’m losing my mind I hit up the liquor cabinet… nothing a good cocktail couldn’t cure…
A handle of Stoli?! You might as well have just thrown your Stoli shirt in there along with the sewing kit you used to sew it up. You’ve been here, I know it!! Stop hiding!
Euphoric from looking at the booze and seeing a hot pocket, I raced up the stairs positive you were within reach and leaving me a little rabbit trail of clues to find you. I skid into my room and what’s on the record player?
So where are you hiding Rob? Why are you leaving me all these clues but no you?! I can only come to a couple conclusions: you’ve sent these ahead since you’re stuck in NYC but will be back in California this week… OR… I’ve completely lost my mind and have taken UC’s post to heart because everywhere I look things remind me of you!
Come out, come out wherever you are!
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