Dear Rob and Tom,
You know that ‘ol sayin’ “bros before hoes?” Well I pretty much think you two invented that cause it seems to me you’d rather be with each other than any girl. And I can’t say I blame you most of the time cause you’re two handsome strapping virile lads who could bag any lady you want, but I also know girls can be drama city and sometimes not even worth the 7 minutes in Heaven in someones basement closet. When you could buy a sixer, get a fresh pack and sit on the patio and have a good convo about Independent People or whatever book you’re carrying around this week to make you look deep.
Sadly for TomStu though, Rob you’ve gotten to be such a big star and you’re not available to pal around with anymore and I get the feeling Tom maybe you feel a little neglected. So I’ve taken to the Tubes to find some videos in honor of you boys…
And here’s what I found:
Feast your eyes on this classic story of unrequited love… Rob is the big star getting all the ladies, making new friends and Tom is the best friend waiting in the wings (or looking creepy over his shoulder) and all set to Clay Aiken, Invisible. YES CLAY AIKEN. Mind blowing. I almost peed my pants from laughter.
A true creeper of a song and perfect tune for a RobStu lovefest. Cause don’t worry Rob, every breath you take, every move you make Tom will be watching. Oh can’t you see Rob you belong to him. His fool heart aches with every step you take. BELIEVE.
Don’t worry Tommy, I’m pretty sure this one was made by Robbie just for you! *WINK WINK* All he does is think about YOU! He’s in “Tom Sturbia.” Isn’t that right Tom?! (Keep making these videos TOm, maybe he’ll believe it some day!)
Happy Saturday Boys! I can’t wait till you’re reunited again!
PS So do we think they’re together?! Do they love each other in the biblical sense? 😉