Moon & I were watching this paparazzi vid from the Remember Me set when we were just struck with your…. your… amazingness? adorableness? awkwardness? We’re not sure. All we know is that we couldn’t’ stop watching. Even though it was a total stalker video. We just couldn’t turn it off… Even after the paparazzi starting calling you RP and getting all creepy. The following is the conversation we had to try to figure out what it is about you…
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UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown
Moon: Seriously, what is it about this boy?! Like really what is it?!
UC: I know! I dunno!
Moon: Is it that he played Edward??
UC: I mean, NO! I don’t think so. I mean. It helps, but…
Moon: of course
UC: He doesn’t look like Edward on the Remember Me set. He’s not being Edward
Moon: he’s pretty hot
UC: Let’s discuss this
Moon: yes let’s break down the allure of Rob:
Breaking it Down
Ok so obviously the physical- he’s tall, good looking, great hair, but he’s not like the hottest man ever, right? Like if I saw him in real life and he was a regular dude…
UC: No. Not Ever. Like, there’s this dude named Nacho who is probably hotter. Lemme find him. He’s smoking
Moon: I would think he was cute and stuff but I wouldn’t lose my shit
UC: um yeah- Nacho=smokin’. Rob= attractive
Moon: he’s hot??
UC: I think nacho is hot! So yes Rob….
Moon: Rob….not the world’s hottest man
Moon: we know this
UC: not in the best shape….we know this….and agree
Moon: not even a great dresser
UC: kinda an awful dresser
Moon: interesting for sure, a tad hipster but not by choice I think
UC: wears that shirt from that quinceanera party he went to in ‘01. Right. He’s the real kind of hipster. Hipster b/c he doesn’t’ care OR maybe he does.
Moon: I think it kind of adds to the allure, like WHY does he wear a sweater from the 90s?
UC: he DOES care, but just doesn’t know how to care. He’s my best guyfriend I grew up with, I’m not even kidding. They’re the same person. He still wears stuff I remember him wearing in jr. high. I’m either becoming less attracted to Rob or more attracted to my guyfriend
Moon: I think he doesn’t care and is also trying to hold on to that last piece of the BEFORE life. BE- before Edward
UC: right- BE. Sad time for me. Happy time for him
Moon: I don’t think he hates this at all that’s the other thing. I think he’s just like yea this is a weird job I fell into and people throw themselves at me for no reason
UC: me neither. I think he’s walking away in that Remember me Paps vid thinking “Did that kinda cute girl just look at me? why? I just took a huge dump in my trailer”
Moon: right. “I just ate 10 doughnuts, drank 50 cups of coffee and took a huge shit… little does she know.” HA- I’m on Twicrack & looking at a gif & it reminds me. He’s not all that coordinated
UC: not at ALL
Moon: very clumsy and goofy
UC: probably pretty bad in bed, as a result- not that i’m not willing to try
Moon: hey ill give him a whirl, let him convince me otherwise
UC: right, exactly
Find out if we figured out what it is after the jump!
So what is it?
Moon: so WHAT is then??! He’s not THAT hot, he’s clumsy, questionable dresser, probably bad in bed
UC: I DON’T KNOW! Let’s discuss his Pros
- musician (although i’d like him even if he wasn’t)
Moon: yes musician and not LAME music. He likes interesting stuff, musically.
- he reads books!
- smart & intelligent (probably so much so that we might get a little bored in conversation with him- i’m all about the smarty- but it’s gotta be mixed in with a little bit of relevant “today’s” stuff)
Moon: I think the opposite
UC: and I doubt he knows anything current
Moon: once he’s over the awkward weird shit, he’d have A LOT to say
UC: hopefully. You think he’s up on his Newsweek? Knows about politics? or he’s just reading literature and philosophy
Moon: he knew Obama read twilight. I think he probably knows about it but not his like MAIN thing. he seems more in his head than to be political
Moon: and he’s British what does that mean for politics anyway?
UC: right, I dunno! They have a queen!
Things you shouldn’t do during lunch
Moon: ok this Kiss .gif is making me crazy, Twicrack: Good Lord!
UC: oh jeez!!!! Stop watching! That’s like reading The Sub fan fiction at lunch! hahaha
Moon: HAHAHA. its in the side bar
UC: I may or may not have read the deleted chapter at lunch. Shh
Moon: I cant get away from it. Back to RP. Pros:
- the smile
- the laugh
- he seems really joyful and I like that in other people (not always a debbie downer)
UC: yes. he seems happy, often.
- he’s British. Did we say that? And not like white trash British (which isn’t a thing), but, like…well bred, educated, well spoken and ENGLISH. I bet he’ll be knighted. I’d knight him (that’s what she said)
Moon: I’ll use my sword to knight him. Wait, I don’t have sword. Pros:
- the accent. US gals LOVE a good accent
- Family. They’re not all riding all over his fame like the Lohans or something
UC: right! They don’t seem to care! I think he’s seen the fam ONCE this year! Poor boy
Moon: they’re like yea this is a good time! Christmas and his bday! Damn
UC: they’re hoping for Lizzie to get famous
Moon: I would die
UC: he’s gotta be lonely. he has no home! He won’t be back in London for MONTHS
Moon: Seriously didn’t he say he had lived in hotels for 6 months?
UC: maybe he’ll have a quick weekend run to London before Eclipse starts. No wonder he wears the same outfit. You never seen him with luggage All he owns fits in his Hampton’s bag.
Moon: oh another pro:
- THE DOG. The fact that he talked about his dog- very compassionate I can tell!
- THE RAY BANS. sigh!
Moon: I do love the dog and that he said it had attitude like Beyonce. He’s in tune with his dog.
Yes! the ray bans always a pro! Dude he should be a spokesmodel
So… what IS it? What do you think? Help us figure it out. Roblosophy class in session!
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