Dear Rob and Sam (why not?)-
Why do a good portion of your fans look like they got dressed in their closet in the dark before coming to an event to see you? I’ve been to a few Twilight/Rob/and assorted friends related events now and this seems to be a reoccurring theme. I understand the saying ‘to each their own’ but after a while I can’t sit back anymore and wonder if someone pulled the drapes off the windows Scarlett O’Hair style and ran out the door for a concert. The scary thing is I think some of these actually took thought and preparation and a couple trips to JoAnn’s fabric to pull off.
Of course we all know our BFF the Pattinson pants girl by now…
She really is a model of true devotion when it comes to her event outfit… comfortable denim for the long wait? Check! Cell phone with internet capabilities for twitpicing crazy outfits from the event? Check! Assorted ironed on images of Robert Pattinson on pants to look at when you get especially bored at event? Check! Comfy white Keds with handdrawn Eclipse motif to keep the tootsies from getting tired? Check!
Yup, seems like she’s ready.
Last night as the Sam Bradley show, gals were taking it to another level… witness
You never know when you’re going to need to be ready for a spontaneous Goth wedding, especially at a Sam Bradley show. This fan showed her preparedness by stripping grandma’s lamp trimming and borrowing the Von Trapp family’s curtains while also knowing a brown shoulder bag would be a practical addition. Well done! I didn’t stick around to see her production number of Doe a Deer or Climb Every Mountain.
Like Carrie Underwood sang, Jesus take the wheel! Because this young gal is headed for a head on fashion collision! I was so memorized by her shoes I followed them around for half the night trying to get the perfect angle to showcase their brilliance but alas a few too many birthday shots and trying to escape the dudes from one of the opening bands made this rather difficult, till finally there they were in all their polka dot glory. Marvel in their brilliance.
This is really just the tip of the iceberg in hot mess fashions that we’ve seen this year and will undoubtedly continue to witness as we draw closer and closer to the November premier date. And I can’t wait… just know boys that I’m looking after you and will continue to document each and every amazingly terrible and whacky get up that one of your fans decides to wear to an event in your name!
Make it work, people! (love you Tim Gun!)
PS be prepared for a full review of the Sam Bradley show at the Whiskey this week! We had an insane blast!