Dear Rob,
You may not know this (or want to believe this) but you’re hot. You know: hawt, attractive, smokin’, caliente, heet, chaud, heiß, varm, quente, καυτός, caldo… Doesn’t matter what language it’s in, it’s true.
Today is “Rob Pattinson is hot around the world” day. I made it up. Just for you. Look for cards in your area Hallmark store soon!
Ro-bare looks tres magnificent in Cannes, France
Curly Rob's hair is cute as spaghetti in Italy last year
Rob is muy caliente in Mexico
Japan Rob wants to take you out for sushi (that's what she said)
London Rob misses all the other countries...
Rob foregoes that extra helping of pasta and instead produces AMAZING abs in Italy in 2009
And my personal favorite: US Rob, where he should always be because it's home of James Dean, In-and-out burger and... ME
Stay here forever, baby,
UnintendedChoice
-What did I miss? What other countries has Rob looked hot in?
-How bad did I mess up your language when I said “hot” in it (blame google translator) Correct me in the comments OR leave Rob a special message in your very own language!
Letters to Rob 
I swear we are so in tune w/ each other!! It kinda scares me, but at the same time it’s freakin’ awesome!!
I have good news! My mom said if my sis would go w/ me to Austin she’d feel better. So, I asked my sister and she said she would love to go! She’s the coolest. Where can I buy her ticket EP?? The seats aren’t like numbered or anything are they??
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 2:57 am
It’s general admission here’s a link:http://stubbs.frontgatetickets.com/all.php?a=d&p=2
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 2:59 am
Muchas gracias!!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:02 am
No problem, the more the merrier.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:03 am
I was so glad she agreed to go. I thought she might think I was crazy or something. I told her I didn’t know if she’d be into the music very much, but she was like, “I don’t care. I like everything.” I’m SOOOO excited!!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:10 am
Well now some of us are here!
How was everybody’s day?
By: Jenny-meiss on June 7, 2009
at 2:57 am
Mine was pretty good BFF, uneventful, but good. How was yours?
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 2:59 am
Mine was okay. Slept in. Went to party. Ate too much food. Talked with some old friends. It was nice. Now I’m all snuggled in bed, and this feels even better.
By: Jenny-meiss on June 7, 2009
at 3:05 am
My day was pretty good. I FINALLY got all the laundry on my bed put up and now I have two fresh loads that need to be put up! The cycle is never ending!
I read the Ch. of TRL where Edward goes back! I HATE Victoria!!! She’s MEAN!!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:07 am
You’re right about that! That was so disturbing. Everything she does is like that.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:10 am
Hey everybody.
Yay FN! Your Mom said yes! That’s a good sista!
I finally got those freakin’ tomato plants in–YAY!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:00 am
Whoo hoo!
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:07 am
Hooray for your tomato plants!!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:09 am
Really! Some were starting to turn yellow. Finishing it tomorrow.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:11 am
Now I’ve finished rooting Rob I’m here too.
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:04 am
Hi Lizzie. This is a very late night for us to start at 1:00 AM!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:05 am
I am impressed, again everyone seemed to pop out more or less at the same time!
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:07 am
Hey Lizzie!
Thanks for the email, I just read it. I’ll respond tomorrow or Monday!
By: Jenny-meiss on June 7, 2009
at 3:05 am
no problemo
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:07 am
Hey Lizzie.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:06 am
howya doing EP?
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:08 am
I don’t have a headache, so awesome. How are you?
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:11 am
YAY!!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:11 am
Hey Lizzie!! How are you tonight?
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:08 am
worried, see below post…
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:11 am
You’re funny! lol
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:05 am
First hand embarrassements
– i was at the cash register adn OK mnag was sitting right in front of me with you know who on the cover so I biught it despite the fact i know it is complete crap
– yesterday i saw 2 twilight jigsaw puzzles and contemplated buying the edward one for about 2 mins before i saw it was $40, are you kidding me?
– today at borders almost bought pocket edward, but didn’t
– i just put twilight on.
WTF is going on with me today??????
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:10 am
Uhhh….duh! You ❤ TW!!! I've been contemplating getting a poster…and I was even a little tempted to buy the boardgame. I'm still to embarrassed to actually pick up the box and read it to see what the object of the game is…
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:13 am
I was in the children’s library at school the other day, we use it as a resource room and the librarian had the Twilight soundtrack playing. But I didn’t know there was a librarian in the room, so I hear Rob singing and I thought I was effing going crazy before I realized she was there. Then I was trying not to giggle the whole time. She did it the next day too, she only plays the Rob songs and the Iron and Wine song.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:15 am
making me feel a little better
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:17 am
A fellow Twilighter! Well, Rob’s song IS the best thing on that CD!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:17 am
I did not want to have a Twilight moment with her, so I was just trying to keep my mouth shut and not sing along.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:19 am
agree somethings are best done in private, LMAO
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:20 am
Things like that make me smile.
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:18 am
Aww, he just saved Bella from the truck
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:14 am
I love that part!
Also…I responded to your above comment and it’s not showing up 😦
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:15 am
so you get to join the Austin party after all FN?
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:18 am
Yep! I’m SOOOO excited!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:19 am
Now I just have to make Denver happen…
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:19 am
Make it work!
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:20 am
Yeah. We’re waiting.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:20 am
how is the pole dancing routine coming along?
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:22 am
Oh….very nicely! Stripward is an excellent teacher…lol
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:25 am
Since i am in full embarrassement mode, I may as well admit i went to Lainey’s site and saw that Rob is no 1 for the voted freebie 5 list.
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:25 am
Of course he is!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:27 am
i must say it took him a long while to get there though which surprised me.
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:28 am
Not everyone needs a freebie list. *ahem* So maybe not everyone related to the question.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:35 am
Excellent point, sometimes it is just a given
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:38 am
Bella’s clothes are super ugly in Twilght
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:26 am
Random Thoughts:
I get to drive my sister’s convertible tomorrow, I’m excited. I love my SUV, but I’m weirdly looking forward to this. Guess which is the more practical sister?
Sam’s “Too Far Gone” has been played on my ipod and itunes 38 times. That is the definition of sick.
And yet I’m listening to it right now.
I really dislike Danica Patrick, what does being in a bikini have to do with racing or motor oil? You don’t see my beloved Junior in a Speedo whoring himself out. Sure, he sells stuff, but he’s fully clothed while he does it.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:28 am
i have been known to drive topless on occasions
38 seems quite reasonable to me
jess and angela are trying on dresses
i bet you’d like him too though
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:30 am
Driving topless is fun.
Whew, good.
Good to know.
Speedos are the ultimate in gross, but yeah he doesn’t have to be wearing so many clothes all the time. You totally busted me on that one.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:33 am
Ooo, what kind?
I like that song. I want it on my ipod. How?
I should go listen, too. I’m listening to BLong.
Me too.
By: Jenny-meiss on June 7, 2009
at 3:30 am
VW Eos
It should have been with the songs that FN sent you.
I’ll probably listen to BLong next.
Danica sucks.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:34 am
VW Eos, very, very noice
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:36 am
Sis has awesome taste in cars. Except for that Mazda she drove, that thing was crap.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:39 am
Fun fun fun! There’s neever been any doubt about the more practical one….
Well, it’s SAM! I love that song too. I know all his inflections.
And yet.
Yes, kinda creepy. Never understood that commercial.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:34 am
I guess it’s pretty obvious, even when I do bop off to meet Rob or something.
I love this song.
I know.
I don’t get it either, she’s always in bikini. WTF.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:37 am
I’ve never driven a convertible before. I bet it’s fun.
Good song.
You like what you like.
I’m not sure who you’re talking about, but I agree!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:35 am
I haven’t either, watch it rain.
It is.
Yep.
Thanks! She’s a Indy car driver and she sucks.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:37 am
That would suck.
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:46 am
topless is super fun, and if you have the top down when it starts to pour apparently the thing to do is drive faster based on the theory that less rain will hit you, or so the guy i was with convinced me when we were out in my mothers (borrowed) MX5 which she didn’t know about cause she was away, did i mention how much she loved that car? Oh and at the time I had only had my licence for awhile.
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:45 am
Okay, so when I read “topless” the first time I was thinking YOU were topless LOL I swear I only had a few drinks tonight…
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:54 am
oh so gulliable FN!
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:59 am
I know, I know…I should work on that…
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:01 am
Not cool Lizzie, I’d probably just put the top up. My sister loves that car.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:56 am
you’d think you would just stop and out it up wouldn’t you? I also think it was the middle of winter and we were freezing, but you know the thrill of having the car and being young and stupid…
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:59 am
RandomE thoughts:
I didn’t do randome thoughts last night 😦
The night before last I dozed off at the computer and when I woke up the computer was turned off in front of me. I was like, “uh…okay…I guess I’m done.” and went to bed. It was kinda scary.
I’m starting to get mad about my gravatar.
Did I mention how EXCITED I am??? lol
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:28 am
I thought you did, but my memory sucks these days.
Weird.
What is it supposed to be?
I’m excited too! Woo!
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:30 am
Maybe I did…I can’t remember 😦 I’m pathetic. lol
It was.
It’s a dumpster and it says “LTR…we do EVERYTHING dumpster style!” over it. It turned out pretty cool.
Yay!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:37 am
I see that gravatar.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:38 am
Hmm….I wonder why I can’t…
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:45 am
I can’t but they only ever seem to change for me about 2 weeks after everyone has been seeing them, so wasn’t surprised i still had beenie rob
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:47 am
and we missed them
yes when your computer decides for you, probably is a sign
so i am if it is going to be topless rob
i’m excited for you too
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:32 am
Thanks, I’m glad you did. (if in fact, I’m right and didn’t do them)
I vaguely remember turning it off myself, but that’s how tired and out of it I was…
It’s not, I’m sorry to disappoint.
Thanks.
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:38 am
I rarely do.
It must have been that tiny face at the bottom of the screen.
Wonder why not. Too risque?
Really glad that’s been worked out!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:39 am
yes E I was thinking you must be due!
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:49 am
It’s not like I don’t have a few random thoughts rattling around.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:53 am
You should share them! I love reading everyone’s random thoughts. (I swear I always want to put an E on the end of that! EVERY time! I had to edit that time)
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:57 am
I wondered if anyone liked the random thoughts or if they were just obnoxious.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 4:00 am
no i really like them!
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:01 am
Sorry ladies, I’m the worst. I need to sleep.
Hope to talk to you guys tomorrow (maybe a little earlier)!
Sweet dreams.
By: Jenny-meiss on June 7, 2009
at 3:48 am
Night J-m
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:49 am
Yes. We’ll make it earlier Jenny. Sweet dreams to you.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:51 am
Night!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:52 am
squuuuuueeeeeeeeee, it’s Rayban edward
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:50 am
My favorite scene. Always.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:52 am
True story.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 3:53 am
oh yeah, i could just watch it in a perpetual loop, i was really disappointed that wasn’t one of the extended scenes!
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:56 am
When Rob said he wanted to play the character like James Dean, that’s the one scene where he was right on!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:59 am
*SWOON*
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:52 am
oh yeah, i feel like I need a cigarette and i don’t smoke LOL
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 3:55 am
“Since I’m going to hell!” lol
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:56 am
BTW, that was random. It wasn’t necessarily a reply to your comment. I was just remembering that part. lol
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 3:59 am
it still worked!
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:02 am
haha. GOOD!
I keep hearing this random beeping noise…it’s starting to bug me.
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:03 am
LOL I get it.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 3:56 am
Random Thoughts–EP, you’re gonna hate this first one!
I was feeling OK about the R/K thing after last Sunday night. Accepting even. Then I went on o Rn tonight and found out all my work was down the drain. Twisty. Crap.
I’ve got a letter written to Harvey Weinstein that I’ll put up later. Anything I can do to further Rob’s career! I’m such a big help!
I sometimes hate gardening—like most of the time!
I’m so excited for August 12th with high hopes for all!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:04 am
EyeC, don’t be ridiculous ok, R/K is the epitome of evil and disgusting.
You’re such a helper!
I don’t like it much at all.
Me too!
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 4:07 am
I have my moments where i think if it will make him happy, but then i return to planet denial and all is right with the world again.
You look after us all don’t you E?
love/hate always a fine line
I am excited you will all get together
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:08 am
But Lizzie, she is who makes him happy and I do want to see him HAPPY! See, there I go again.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:15 am
Obviously, that Rn thread has corrupted your mind!! Never go there again, EVER!!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:17 am
LOL Does it to me every time!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:22 am
*GASP!* Glad you regained your sanity!
That’s so nice of you! (why Harvey Weinstein??)
I can imagine. At least you’re making progress!
I’m excited too! Even if I don’t get to go, I bet you guys are going to have a blast!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:08 am
Harvey has mucho power in the film industry. He was taken with Rob at AmFar. His 3 daughters LOVE Rob. Rob needs big name backing.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:12 am
Ooohhh….I see…..
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:13 am
Due to the popularity of Random Thoughts, I bring you Closing Thoughts:
I have to deal with the church monsters tomorrow, and while I will miss them terribly while I’m in London, I hope they behave tomorrow. (later today, whatever)
Ladies, we’re up to 41 on the song count. I’ve been listening to it on loop for the last several minutes.
I bid everyone Adieu (sp?) since we’re on languages. I guess I could have used Ciao since I can spell that one. Anyway, good night and the sweetest dreams you can imagine.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 4:06 am
Good Day tomorrow EP. Adieu–good. Sleep. Sleep.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:08 am
Good night! You’ll be up to 100 by Monday!! Sweet dreams back atcha!
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:09 am
no kicking tomorrow EP, remeber what happened last week?
catch you tomorrow
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:09 am
It was the splits that caused Jenny injury and I’m really gone now.
By: ErPattz on June 7, 2009
at 4:10 am
OK so i started I love LA today, while I am hooked, I don’t know, maybe becuae he is a real person i am sort of struggling a little with it?
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:12 am
I only read a tiny bit of that. I couldn’t get into it. It was my first attempt and I think I’ll eventually give it another try.
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:18 am
I do understand the dilemma. But I just barrelled right on in and it got better as it went along. I made the mistake of picturing the wrong Grace in my head and she stuck with me all the way through. It definitely wasn’t Edward I was picturing with this, but Rob!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:19 am
With the red hair i just keep picturing Rachelle LaFevre or however you write it. I will fnish it and am enjoying it, just seems weird especially as most FF os so def out there there is no possibility of crossover, but with this one i just have moments of this is just too close i think. maybe that is why i have agone all Twi and Edward today in response to it being Rob, I don’t lknow, and not even sure that makes any sense!
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:23 am
I do understand that. She uses every detail of Rob’s itinerary since last summer to corROBerate her story and it’s almost spooky because it feels like it could have been taken from RL.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:26 am
I think that is the prob, too, too close to RL
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:34 am
I seriously don’t think I’ll need to go to Bath and Body works for at least 6 months! It’s ridiculous how much money I spent in there today. At least I bought everything on sale…
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:14 am
Easy to do. It’s so seductive. I’ve just had to keep myself at home, reading fanfic and talking to all of you so I stay out of all stores. I’ll be lucky to get through the summer with everything I’ve got lined up!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:21 am
I’m a shocker too, i go somewhre for one thing and i never ever just come back with one thing! Like E between all the things going on at least i am stayng away from the shops more than i normally do.
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:25 am
I REALLY don’t have the money I spent…but at least I’ll smell good while I’m a starving college student! lol
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:28 am
At least that much is for sure!
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:29 am
little luxuries though are the things that make you feel good and happy, which you will need over the next couple of months as you move and settle in etc
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:35 am
That makes me feel better about my purchases.
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:37 am
See, Lizzie has a point FN. No guilt.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:38 am
I.m a good enabler!
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:39 am
I appreciate it! lol
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:40 am
I think I’m going to call it a night gals. I have to pack and get ready for my trip to SA. I’ll be gone until Weds. I don’t think I’ll be able to get on 😦 I’ll miss you all! Think of me!! Night.
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:38 am
We will be thinking of you, yes. Have a really good exploratory trip! Sleep well. Later.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:39 am
Good luck with the move, it’s all good, it will be fine, miss ya babe!
I’m signing off to E, got to catch up for being such a lazy ass all day
Nigh loverlies
By: Lizzie on June 7, 2009
at 4:40 am
Night again! (for real this time)
By: French_Nugget on June 7, 2009
at 4:41 am
So long Lizzie. Have a good Monday off.
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 4:42 am
Note to Harvey Weinstein:
I heard a rumor that you are looking to produce a gangster movie starring Robert Pattinson, Leo DiCaprio and James Franco, among others. If you follow through with this it will be a total WIN!
In your introduction of Rob at the AmFar auction in Cannes you sounded surprised that he was such a nice guy. We have known this for quite a while now! We also could have told you what a talent he is. There’s a whole lot more lurking beneath that facade than Edward, the sparkling vampire who loves Bella with all his heart despite the fact that he wants to make her his dinner!
One observation many have made is that for a young actor to really make it into the BIG TIME these days it takes an influentual backer who will recognize his talent and champion his career, particularly in the early years. You can be one of these people for Rob. There is so much potential in this man and he obviously has already accumulated a massive following that it seems like a sure thing from where I sit. By the time he has finished with the movies he has committed to this year and next his experience will position him to be catapulted into a very successful career. If you choose to support his talent please don’t stifle his natural wit and charm with expectations of conforming to the Hollywood status quo. He is too unique to reign in and we need more nonconformists shaking up our world.
Here’s hoping you will take these words to heart—I’m confident you won’t be sorry!
Sincerely,
EyeC
By: EyeC on June 7, 2009
at 5:44 am
I live in Phoenix. I know hot when I see it. SO HOT!
By: '86 Rabbit on June 8, 2009
at 11:13 pm
Rob,
Je bent vooral alles wat ik niet zoek in een man! Maar om jou sexyheid kan ik stiekem toch niet heen je bent echt Heet!!
Moon & UC jullie blogs zijn echt fantastich! Blijf bloggen!
Good luck with that one 😉
By: manon on June 10, 2009
at 4:16 pm
In Spain we say”está bueno o buenísimo” and the translation is “he taste really good or he´s so yummy”.
By: MARIA on July 8, 2009
at 10:30 am
rob you are hot and i would so go out with you if you were my age<3 like seriously sexy and i think you would look good in my bedroom lol <3<3<3
By: tayla.brien on January 1, 2010
at 2:24 pm