You know that awkward moment when your boyfriend introduces you to his friends and one of them happens to be SMOKING hot and you act like a bumbling idiot and seriously consider for like 3.2 seconds dumping the boyfriend and gettin’ busy with the friend?
Yea? Well this is that exact moment.
I just saw the pics of this Charlie Bewley dude and you touring Italy while there for New Moon filming and daaaaaamn Gina that kid is all kinds of hot sauce. I know this might be a little awkward to have me, your true love, writing YOU, Robert Pattinson, about how hot your costar is but sorry that’s just the way it’s gonna be. You get to prance around with Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed and I get to drool over your costars on a very public blog. That’s just the way our relationship is and I’m glad we’re both ok with that!
So being the good psychopath blogger that I am I immediately hit up the interwebz to find out who this pal Charlie of yours is and there’s ZILCH! The top search result is the Twilight Moms website and that’s just not right… so instead I opted for his brand spanking new IMDB page that has ONE credit and that is New Moon. So dear you can tell I’m at an impasse and I need more information before I can beginning writing LetterstoCharlie.com so it would be really helpful if you could let me know the following…
-Does he spend his spare time microwaving produce or meals with crispy, crunchy, tender, flakey crusts?
-What’s Charlie’s mom’s name? Is she anything like Clare?
-How does he like his eggs in the morning? Scrambed? Poached? Over easy… ifyouknowwhatimsayin’?
-Does he like girls with the names that start with M and end with oon?
-What’s his hotel room number and will you pass along my number for those cold lonely nights in Italy?
Ok, ok… I’m all talk Rob you know I’ll love ya forever and for always… I’m really just trying to make you jealous and I can tell it worked. I’ll be coming over to Italy tomorrow to make it up to you. Be ready! And by ready I mean dressed up in a gladiator costume with nothing underneath.
DO NOT miss my lovely UC’s 100 Monkeys recap at LTT… it’s seriously NOT to be missed!
Then why don’t you chat about it all over at the forum! Done and done!