Happy Memorial Day! Oh wait, I forgot- you wouldn’t know what that is. Memorial Day is a holiday celebrated in the US (Yep, just like Groundhog Day- Americans love to make up holidays and keep them to ourselves) Basically, according to Wikipedia, my go-to source for all info on US history, Memorial Day is a day to remember the servicemen and women who died for our country. I guess it’s supposed to be a somber day- Wikipedia says people spend days in cemeteries and at memorials. Most people I know stuff themselves full of hot dogs and then throw up on the volleyball court.
So since I don’t expect much of an audience for today’s letter since 1/2 the readers are in the US and will be chowing down on hamburgers & passing out from heat exhaustion & from the 12 Miller Lite’s they consumed, I am going to quickly share what I will be remembering on this Memorial Day:
You (duh) and your deliciousness.
Now, please do some World War II movie where there are amazing pictures of you chain smoking, wearing aviators and rockin’ a hot air force uniform. This is my Memorial Day wish (yep, we get wishes on this holiday)
Celebrating the deliciousness of Rob after the jump
Gotta run! I have 5 hot dogs I gotta shove down my throat today! (Oh wow.. that’s what she said….)
PS: Just realized I honestly don’t know for sure that Memorial Day is only a US holiday. Do you Canadians celebrate it? How about the Europeans or Aisians or Australians or Kenyans? Antartica? Sorry if I offended anyone with my lack of knowledge of US holidays. Actually… that’s the first time I apologized for offending anyone on this blog, and I offend someone on a daily basis. So I take it back. I am not sorry. In fact, if you’re offended, well.. don’t be. Cuz that’s gayspice. I said it. Gayspice. Don’t ruin my Memorial Day with your gayspicey-ness.*
PPS: Wikipedia saves the day- it IS a US holiday. Therefore, I will have to find someone on twitter to offend. Can’t lose that snarky biatchiness I’m so well known for! XO
*All credit to anything funny I ever say goes to either Lauren from Lauren’s Bite, Moon, EastFriend, WestFriend or from late night inspiration from the Lord.