I was perusing the pictures that came out from your birthday in Vancouver since we already celebrated last weekend with a ‘special party’ for two… I saw these and had a few questions…
Why was Nick Lashey’s meth-y faced twin at your birthday party? Did the rest of 98 degrees come out from the kitchen and serenade you with “I Do (Cherish You)” while Vanessa Minillo jumped out of a cake and tried to steal the spotlight? It’s crazy the people who came out to celebrate your birthday- boybander has-beens AND family!
My favorite was your dad, Richard, but if we’re going to get Dick (yes, this is what I call you Dad!) sightings we need some Clare, cause what’s a party without my future mother-in-law?? Not a party at all I would say… but what a fun boys night I’m sure you had smoking cigars and snifting brandy, and whatever else guys do. You must tell your Dad it was so thoughtful of him to loan you one of his blazers so you could ‘dress up’ for the evening since you only have two shirts and an old leather jacket, but seriously with the blasted hoodie again? At least don’t cover up your glorious hair next time! Let the Edward pompadour run wild and free like God intended.
So dear heart, I’m glad you had a fantabulous grown-up birthday where no one got sloshed except Dick. Next year I will plan a wild and whacky time for you, so make sure your Dad will loan out the jacket again.
PS never watch “Becoming Jane” while trying to be funny. You inevitably just end up crying crocodile tears onto your keyboard and your post will be decidedly less funny and use words like “inevitably and decidedly.” FYI.
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