Posted by: themoonisdown | May 12, 2009

Robert Pattinson’s Whirlwind Weekend

please don't make my go back in there, I don't think I can handle anymore of Stephenie's chagrin or glowering

please don't make me go back in there, I don't think I can handle anymore of Stephenie's chagrin or glowering

Dear Rob-

It was a super busy weekend what with you and your parties, flights, meetings and of course MY birthday! I knew you’d make it even when you said we were so busy!

First up was the cast party complete with new director David Slade whom I’m sure spent most of the night groveling at yours and Stephenie Meyer’s feet for the dumbass comments he made about Twilight. Sure the movie wasn’t cinematic genius, but this is your meal ticket dude. Get a clue!

(Uh, sorry Rob just cut that part of the letter and pass along to David along with a swift kick in the pants.)

So speaking of Stephenie did she spend the night playing foostie with you under the table and “accidentally” call you Edward? So embarrassing for you and poor Nacho (what a name)… so bad. In fact, is this a picture of you escaping out the side door only to find those crazy set stalkers/twi freaks waiting with bottles of booze and sharpies so you could sign their boobs? I’d be scared too.

Whistle while you strut, doo doo do do do do doooo put on that grin and start right in!

Whistle while you strut, doo doo do do do do doooo put on that grin and start right in!

I got a surprise Saturday morning when my friend texted me and said you were on her friends flight from Vancouver to LA. Shhhh don’t say anything about ruining your surprise but I was so happy! You were back to party with me on my special day! Though Rob, honey, why didn’t you change clothes from last night? Did you walk home drunk, take a wrong turn down an alley and wake up the next day disoriented behind a dumpster? That’s normal!

Obviously you stopped off at this studio to record a couple songs for me for a very special birthday mix tape! Cause you know how much I love a good mix tape…  You included covers of:

– let’s talk about sex, salt n pepa
– set adrift on memory bliss,  pm dawn
– rump shaker, wreckz n effect
– ayo technology, 50 cent / justin timberlake (listen to those lyrics! you were pretty awesome on the rap parts!)

I don't think I can live without you!

I don't think I can live without you!

I would never have taken you for a hip hop fan, but I like learning these new things about you!

The next day after my fantabulous party I had to take you back to LAX cause it was time to go. You were totally bummed out.

Especially after you looked in your bag in the TSA screening line and saw that “full moon” thank you picture I left you! Talk about dangerous materials! Better empty your pockets now!

Oh man, she really worked me out

Oh man, she really worked me out

My what a long, whirlwind, crazy weekend we both had. After getting back into Vancouver last night, you booked a Chiropractor appointment because your neck was all kinds of messed up. Me too dude, next time let’s forget the harnesses and pulleys n shiz and stick to old fashioned good times, ifyouknowwhatimsayin’.

Thanks for “surprising” me on my birthday this weekend, but now I gotta get back to uninstalling this pole in my bedroom.

Swinging from the rafters… yours truly
Themoonisdown

Sources: everyone and their dog: Sociallite Life1 and 2, Ocean Up, Lainey and my personal tipster His One and Only (you rule!)

See a special thank you after the cut

If you didn’t read Letters to Twilight yesterday…

A HUUUUGE HUUUGGGEEE THANK YOU for all the birthday well wishes, pics, videos, funny comments, and to Summit for sending Rob back to LA on Saturday to be at my party. I couldn’t ask for sweeter sentiments or nicer folks to read our blog. I wish I knew you all in real life so I could give you a huge (fake lesbian) smooch and a hug… but I can’t, so just imagine me hugging the computer screen and smiling like an idiot. XO!

UC – thank you for organizing the best blog posts and birthday wishes. I wish we could have celebrated together. Just keep chanting it: “next year! next year!” You are truly the best and I couldn’t ask for a better bloggy partner in crime. No one else can bring the funny like you. XO

The Quad- thank you for helping create the raddest blog post ever ABOUT ME! Everyone should have the chance to hear their pals tell them all the things they like about you. I may or may not have printed that out and made it into a tshirt to wear on bad days. Oh and where do I send your bribe payments? SPECIAL HUGS!

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Responses

  1. Wow..you really shouldn’t have worked Rob so hard-he’s probably been in bed (alone) recuperating,trying to get his strength up for HIS birthday.

  2. Sure our boy likes rap – remember, he said he’d been an aspiring rapper, “Big Pub”? lol

    Honestly, when I think of him as a rapper I can only think of yesterday’s post with all the cheesy white gangsta language. Sorry, Rob – Not hot.

    I’ll bet he threw in some soulful ballads for you, Moon. Look how sensitive he was when thinking of you by the x-ray machine.

    • xray machines do that to a man!

  3. Rob is wearing one shirt over the other – reminds me of the brokeback mountain. 🙂

    • we just cant quit him!

      • No, We Can’t! 🙂

  4. lmfao “swinging from the rafters… yours truly”
    Oh Moon, so glad you had a fabulous weekend full of THE TUCK, alcohol and special hug cardio workouts with Rob.
    🙂

    • tuck time!!!!!

  5. Ah Moon…..you truly did wear our poor Rob out. He looked uber spent.

    But, honey, next time you have him take a break from the bedroom for a few and make sure the boy EATS! He’s looking a little thin. Must be all those calories he’s burning with you.

  6. Wow, sounds like you had quite the weekend 🙂 I can’t wait to see what you offer up for HIS birthday!!

    • no pulleys and ropes. but it’ll be awesome!

  7. ” set adrift on memory bliss, pm dawn”

    OMG. I’m in fake lesbian love with you.

    • MWAH. isnt pm dawn the shiz?

      • Most def.

        That song is especially fitting for the letter as well. LOL!

  8. It was nice of moon to burn him a DVD of their ‘special weekend activities’ dontcha think? Then look, he gets all stressed that the x-ray machine will wipe it. So sweet.

    • cant be losing any of that special gift!

  9. “but now I gotta get back to uninstalling this pole in my bedroom.”

    bwahahahaha!

    Hey Moon, I like lanky Rob and all. But next time force feed that boy a cheeseburgah! Perhaps a protien shake after your special hugs?

    Hope it’s intentional for the role and not the stress…geez. Poor guy.

    Glad you had a superfab birthday!
    xo

    • i fed him well! he’s just a boy who burns a lot of calories… NOT FAIR but such is life

  10. P.S. is it wrong that I want to pull him into the x-ray machine with me? Normal? I don’t want his autograph, or even a photo really. Just, well…the hand are in the hair people! The tee shirt, the sleepy face…*poof*

  11. Moon,
    I just KNEW Rob would show up for your birthday! That was so considerate of him to fly down for your special weekend.

    LOL on “harnesses and pulleys and shiz”! I can just imagine….

    Exact same clothes–not even surprising. It was a very short night.

    • of course!! he wouldnt let me down!

  12. heehee! Moon you rule! 🙂

  13. uc, why sh0uld we be older than 18 to be on the forum? Guys can u believe its rob’s birthday! Love u lots rob, hugs and kisses kim oxox 🙂

    • well… the forum isn’t exactly the best place for those under 18! we don’t really moderate it so ppl can say mostly whatever they want. best to be an adult to join the fun!

  14. He wore the same clothes because he took the walk of shame! But in this case it was a walk of orgasmic glory.

    • “walk of orgasmic glory”

      amen

  15. “Especially after you looked in your bag in the TSA screening line and saw that “full moon” thank you picture I left you!”

    Hahahaha! That was so thoughtful of you moon!

    • teehee!! priceless!!!

  16. “Though Rob, honey, why didn’t you change clothes from last night? Did you walk home drunk, took a wrong turn down an alley and woke up the next day disoriented behind a dumpster? That’s normal!”

    That’s normal!!! LOL!

    “next time let’s forget the harnesses and pulleys n shiz and stick to old fashioned good times, ifyouknowwhatimsayin’” LOL!

    I was hoping something would be written about the “backseat neck rub photo”. I seem to be hearing that so much!

    • “hearting” not “hearing”. Hi, Jena, spell much?!

      • its totally my favorite too! that was the picture that inspired the letter! great minds think alike!

  17. “Did you walk home drunk, took a wrong turn down an alley and woke up the next day disoriented behind a dumpster? ”

    loves it! he’s gotta regain his strength for his bday tomorrow!

    happy belated birthday moon!

    • thank you! and he will bounce back! tomorrows his big day!

  18. I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed he was wearing the same clothes…

    I LOL’ed at this post. Well, I usually do but I LOL’ed especially loud today. 🙂

    • YEA! lols!

  19. I loved this post but all I could think while I gazed at HHH is, “Golly, that guy gets photographed EVERYWHERE!” I’d be so pissed at the world if I couldn’t do a thing in private anymore, with cameras flashing in my face 24/7. Maybe I’d get used to it, but I’d be pretty pissed for a good, long while.

    • no joke, imagine being at the drugstore with a box of tampons in your hand. id be pissed and embarrassed.

  20. Moon – You worked him over good! No wonder he didn’t bother to change clothes…he didn’t even have them on for most of the evening right?

    You obviously did a good job because he whistling and tapping his leg all afternoon. You know that is a sign of a freshly “satisfied” man…..

    • i gave him a tune to whistle ifyouknowwhatimsaying!

  21. wearing the same clothes is so him… I just love him for being so unique and for nor really care what people say… have you notice how his skin looks more and more flawless lately? it’s like he’s getting even more perfect…

    • Yes, libby, it DOES seem that he is getting more perfect if you could seriously imagine that!!! Oh my EDWARD!!!!!! Yum!!!

    • Well, we know why his skin is so glowy! It’s all that good lovin’ he’s getting (from Moon, of course!). 🙂

  22. Hahaha!!! @ “ayo technology, 50 cent / justin timberlake (listen to those lyrics! you were pretty awesome on the rap parts!)”

    This song will be perfect to play as background music to the special “dance” you’ve put together for his birthday…incorporating the shiny, new pole in your bedroom. 🙂

    Glad you had a fantastic birthday, moonie! xoxo

    • you read my mind! ayo technology is a great pole song!

  23. Am I pathetic for being sad that TMZ didn’t have Rob coverage at LAX on their show last night?

    • obviously they dont have YOU working for them. how could they miss THAT?

      • “I know, right?!”

  24. ‘Oh man, she really worked me out’…atta girl moon thats exactly what you want him to be saying ;)!!! LOL Once again you’ve outdone yourself!! Kudos!!! 🙂

  25. Bow-chika-wo-wow! You go girl Moon! You BETTER have taped it, not that I care to watch you two scrog, wouldn’t mind except I would have to super-impose myself in! HEhhehehhehh!! Happy belated b-day, hopefully YOU took a sharpie and signed ROB’S ass so he knows how it would feel to be “branded” by someone so truly awesome such as yourself! OH, maybe he will then go have it PERMANENTLY tattooed just like that weirdo who got his name tattooed on her wrist! hehehhehhe!

    • I bet you could totally have that boy whooped, sign your name on his ass baby, sign away!

    • SCROG!!! my new favorite word. and yes i did sign his wrist so he could get my name tattooed on his body!

  26. quote*So embarrassing for you and poor Nacho (what a name)… so bad…..is this a picture of you escaping out the side door only to find those crazy set stalkers/twi freaks waiting with bottles of booze and sharpies so you could sign their boobs?*quote.

    lol…lol…

    *now I gotta get back to uninstalling this pole in my bedroom.*

    hahahaha..both of you worked really hard on your b’day moon.

  27. *just cut that part of the letter and pass along to David along with a swift kick in the pants.*

    hahahahaha

    • seriously! what an idiot!

  28. I love my hobo Rob, he just make my heart even more softer for him. Keeping rockin’ the clothes or no clothes[at my house]

  29. So you are going to visit him tomorrow for his birthday, yes? I mean it is only fair.

  30. Anyone lurking here? Hi to you if you are…

  31. @Moon No wonder you were in such a hurry to ditch me after the movie on Friday. You had to go set up the pole…you know that shiz from Ikea doesn’t come with directions and it is was probably hard to make sense of the pics b/c you were prob still thinking about THE TUCK, I know I was!

    Anyhoo, thanks for making sure Rob got back to Vancouver safe (albeit a little tired) and sound!

    • HAHA!! you know i got tips from you girl!

      i had a lot to do that weekend: the tuck, entertaining rob, my birthday, seeing you! 🙂

  32. @Moon Leave the pole….
    Rob won’t be in Vancouver fo-eva! ifyouknowwhatimsayinandithinkthatyoudo! haha

    • HEY GIRL HEEEEYYY!!

  33. YAY!!! Immmm backkkk!!!!! Ah,it’s good to be home! LOL! I was having serious LTR withdrawals over here!! so, moon, can yah teach me the moves you did for rob on that pole??!! or better yet, do you have vids of dancing on the rob-pole? share, gurl, share!

    • yea you should see me, he probably laughed harder than anything else.

  34. Has anyone talked to TheRealRobzilla? I know she was having some surgery on the 28th, I believe, has anyone heard from her?

  35. “Did you walk home drunk, take a wrong turn down an alley and wake up the next day disoriented behind a dumpster? That’s normal!”

    I think I love you.

    • kisses to you!

  36. Loved those song choices!!! True Story!

    Just saw this –

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/photo-gallery-twilight-cast-celebrates-wrap-new-moon

  37. Just saw this one too-

    http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=12587&fullsize=1

    • diff angle of the sweaty pic!

    • @Genevieve

      You make me smile 🙂 TA!

    • @Gen!!!! missed you so much, PicLady! How are you?

  38. I saw those pictures too! he looks sooooo handsome… again… almost perfect flawles skin, it;s like radiant jijijiji
    but to be honest I don’t like the whole Rob/Kristen date/don’t date, cheating on MA, I don’t know… I think Robert should be with someone different… she’s just so plain…
    I know a lot of people want them together and Im sorry but she’s like a toast without the jam or the peanut butter…
    >_<

    • Me too Libby … I mean they “LOOK” great together but that’s it ..nothing else .I feel like Rob used to think Kristen was awsome ..He had a crush on her but I don’t think he loves her in that way anymore

      • I mean How can he ?! When he’s Got MOON 😉

      • I agree you two, I think it would have been cool in the begining, but she definately lost her window of opportunity if you ask me. She is just flat out STUPID (hence the nic name K.Stupid) for not jumping on that boat when it first came to harbor…..she is just lame lame lame, not because I am Robsessed or anything, couldn’t be that at all, could it???

        • @Kimbalina: I like the KStupid nickname…you rock…Besides, she’s got this totally useless sense of fashion, ie SHE GOT NONE!!!

  39. Naughty girls of the LTR, I present to you: the “HAPPY TRAIL”!!!

    You’re welcome!

    Moon, that also qualifies as belated bday present to you. You’re welcome!

  40. Hello happy trail! http://www.robertpattinsonunlimited.com/gallery/albums/candids/2009/2009-05-10%20Pacific%20Palisades/103.jpg

    • I just posted a link like that but don’t see it here….wonder what happened to it?

      Anyways, that trail makes me HAPPY indeed!

      Oi, I wanna keep following the happy trai!

  41. I definitely would follow that trail!!! good way to… no! excellent way to end up a day!!!
    That trail is having a birthday party tomorrow!!!!!

  42. Oh, Moon and UC!
    How do you do it?!
    Your posts are getting progressively funnier!
    I’m so glad that I keep checking in.

  43. […] Robert Pattinson’s Whirlwind Weekend Dear Rob- It was a super busy weekend what with you and your parties, flights, meetings and of course MY birthday! I […] […]

  44. I didn’t get to read this until almost it was almost tomorrow – but I had to comment anyway. Moon – a classic post. I LOL’ed so many times – I think my goldfish were even embarrassed for me.

    Loved all your song choices for your mixed tape for Rob – I’m sure he loved them, too! Esp. ayo technology!!! Not that his right hand is so high tech, right?

    It really was so sweet of him to come to L.A. for your Bday. Maybe he’ll make it to my bday celebration in Dublin in 10 days – I’m planning to party like I’m turning 23 (and in my head, I really am)

  45. dear rob, so taday is the 13th May (in s0uth africa) happy birthday rob! Promise me and my friends will be thinking of you while ur partying and were in school. Enjoy. All my love, kim P, hugs and kisses

  46. Dear Rob

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday dear Roooooooooooooooob
    Happy brthday to you.

    Technically, I am already very late since it is already wed afternoon, but when you find this in the morning birthday boy it should be right on time.

    Love and birthday wishes
    me xxoo

    • Hey Lizzie. Rob will never forgive you for being late to wish him a happy birthday.

      • Hey J-m, it’s all about timing. Don’t worry, I have it right on for Rob’s 3am perusal.

        • cause we know that’s when he logs on for his LOTN fix!

        • Rob would probably be a late lurker, I agree.

    • Hey Future Girl!
      That’s so nice everybody is sending wishes for Rob. This way he gets two days of it!
      How are you down under?

      • Pretty good EyeC, and you?

        Yep a whole lotalove coming birthday boys way.

        • Good here.

          I see that kim up above here has sent out her wishes too. South Africa—nice.

          • yep, the boy certainly has worldwide cred!

          • Yeah, he does. lol

  47. How’s your day been J-m, better than yesterday?

    • No. Worse. Crappy, crappy day.

      How has yours been, Lizzie?

      • Sorry to hear that, we need to change that asap, mentally sending you happy Rob thoughts, both of the clothed and unclothed variety.

        • Thanks Lizzie, that’s sure to help!

  48. Hey everyone, I appear to be a bit late.

    • Hi EP and Jenny!

      • Hey EyeC, how are you?

      • Hey EyeC! Did you make it into the garden today?

        • Not yet–tomorrow. I’m still under the spell of this story. Hemmed some pants for Hbs and made that strawberry rhubarb pie–time consuming.

          • Ah, I knew I could rely on you to deliver pie/cake for cake week.

            I just realised how clever i was in declaring this cake week, becuase of course it is BIRTHDAY cake week!

          • Did you taste the pie yet? Did the hubby?

          • Not yet. Just the juice that of course spilled over the pie, the cookie sheet and onto the oven floor!

          • You know EyeC, I fully expect that you will have baked something for me when I get to Denver.

          • Of course I will. Any requests?

          • German Chocolate Cake!

          • OK, done!

          • well it had to happen eventually that i would come up with something legit!

    • Hi BFF. *CLINGS*

      Sorry. Bad day.

      • BFF, I’m so sorry to hear that! What happened?

        • Just one of those days were everything goes wrong, you know? I was grumpy and agitated all day. It didn’t feel good.

          And I haven’t slept in 2 days. I don’t know why, but I’m not sleeping at night. And if I do manage to fall asleep, I have some weird dream/nightmare, and wake up 20 minutes later.

          • Sorry BFF.

            I haven’t slept well lately either. No weird dreams, just restless. Maybe the merge.

            Ok, not true on the weird dreams, that baby was back last night.

          • Oooooo–that’s not good , both of you!

          • It was?!

            Maybe it’s a sign. Now, what could it mean…

          • I’m starting to feel like Bella in Breaking Dawn. It’s weird.

          • Rob’s baby is back? Clearly you are thinking about Rob as a baby as it is his birthday so naturally your mind went to your’s and Rob’s baby….AGAIN

          • I never actually determined who the baby belonged to, but again, that’s a reasonable explanation.

          • completely, now all together here “NORMAL”.

          • Lizzie, you’re gonna freak him out when he comes lurking later! Especially since he’s said “No Kids!”

          • S’Ok, he really knows we only want to do him.

          • What does the baby look like, EP?

          • Dear Lurker-Rob,

            Believe me, no one wants a baby less than me. Babies are scary, even your’s.

            Love,
            Me

            PS: Do I even have to put in the part about the “practicing” for a baby or is that just implied?

          • Implied, definitely implied!

          • I keep saying baby, but it really is more like a toddler. It’s a blonde haired, blue-eyed boy, with a dimple on it’s left-cheek (ok creepy, I have a dimple) sitting in a flowerbed digging with a shovel and smiling.

          • Oh man, EP, you’re totes going to have a half-immortal baby.

          • I think you definately had one too many looks at the Baby Rob photos, dream baby/kiddie does sound a cutie like someone else was.

          • I think he sounds so sweet. That sounds exactly like those pics of Rob from two weeks ago. I may have to take that earlier statement back.

          • I was seriously afraid of that BFF.

          • I’m not ok with this level of crazy, either dreaming about baby Rob or Rob’s baby. Lots of babies were blonde, I was and my eyes weren’t fully green until I was a teenager, before that they were more like gray. I don’t know who this baby belongs to or why I keep dreaming about it.

          • I’m not really as wound up about it as that last message implied. fyi

          • Can i be Godmother, if youa re going to get Rob and his babies then I want something out of this deal.

          • Yes, Lizzie you can, but you’re going to have to share the title with Jenny and EyeC. Let’s be fair about this.

          • Maybe the baby is you. Something about starting anew or something in your life–a new project, feeling young, hope?

          • Hey I called it first, but yeah sure I am OK with sharing.

          • Yes, it would HAVE to be a joint deal!

          • I looked it up and that’s what babies mean, new beginning. That might relate to London or something.

            The baby is definately male, so it’s not me, or maybe it is and my sub-concious is seriously confused.

          • Don’t bring male parts into the merge, EP. I like my “boobies”.

          • Maybe it is as all your friends have suggested and you will meet someone in London, and that’s why you are thinking baby Rob (with the new and the London connection all rolled into baby Rob)

          • Eww, Jenny, don’t worry male parts are not in the merge.

            You may have something there Lizzie. Legitimately this time.

          • We’ve all got male/female aspects so that doesn’t mean anything. I could see it being London. Most dreams can be projected out as being a part of us no matter what it is.

          • well it had to happen eventually that i would come up with something legit!

            accidently posted in wroing spot before.

          • Backyards mean a secret I’m keeping or poverty. Maybe I’m going to be in poverty after I spend all that money in London. That is very logical.

          • When you’ve got it figured out it will “feel” right. You’ll have a kind of confirmation of some kind in your heart or your solar plexus.

          • If you’re secret is you are already doing Rob (well you have met him and he liked your boobies) you are in so much trouble.

          • I thought you just liked tormenting us, plus there are a few hours that are unexplained.

          • Lizzie, no offense, but if I were secretly doing Rob, don’t you think I’d be busy right now and not hanging out with you guys.

          • oooh look, I am getting even more magical, I somehow manged to reply to EP before she posted. I do so like it when i am clever.

          • Fine Lizzie, you guessed my secret. That’s why I was late tonight. Rob’s sleeping now, so I got the chance to talk to you all.

          • And you are from the future, you clearly already knew what I was going to say.

          • And BFF, now that the secrets out, that’s why we haven’t been sleeping lately….

          • Can you give him a big birthday one from me when he wakes? Ta

          • Sure, I promised him something special for his birthday anyway.

          • That explains the lack of sleep, BFF. But not the nightmares. Or does it?!

          • BFF, you should not be having nightmares! Unless this is a weird reaction to the merge?

          • Gee, I hope so. I’d hate to get nightmares from Rob’s performance. That would make this day even worse!

          • Believe me there is nothing nightmare-ish about Rob’s performance. Although, babies are my idea of a nightmare, but I might just be feeling guilty, you know, about sinning.

          • it is also a sin not to share, just remember that greedy Ms EP.

            BTW I vote for a new threadline, it takes too long to get to the top to post!

          • Latest comment on a new page…

      • Anything we can do to help?

        • I think the Rob thoughts will help.

          Too bad I couldn’t have some of EyeC’s pie!

          • Here it is on its way Jenny my girl. Now cheer up!

          • Awe, thanks EyeC. You take care of me.

          • * smiles*

    • Hi EP, I just started a little early as I know I am going to have to disappear for an hour or so at some point so wanted to make sure I got in the birthday wishes before i did, and J-m and EyeC were around too.

      • Hi Lizzie. Good thinking on the the B-day wishes.

  49. Rob: Dear Moonus, I will never change these clothes again. I want your scent with me forever.

    Moon: Um, gross, but yeah, whatever. I know your neck hurts darlin’ so does mine, but sweet baby Jesus in the manger, Robbo, PUT THOSE ARMS DOWN.

    Rob: Oh, right, sorry…

    (So, was he as good as all the hype? Or do we have to wait for the book???)

  50. SwanSong–you’re funny! Hope Moon sees this.

    Waiting for the book!


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