It was a super busy weekend what with you and your parties, flights, meetings and of course MY birthday! I knew you’d make it even when you said we were so busy!
First up was the cast party complete with new director David Slade whom I’m sure spent most of the night groveling at yours and Stephenie Meyer’s feet for the dumbass comments he made about Twilight. Sure the movie wasn’t cinematic genius, but this is your meal ticket dude. Get a clue!
(Uh, sorry Rob just cut that part of the letter and pass along to David along with a swift kick in the pants.)
So speaking of Stephenie did she spend the night playing foostie with you under the table and “accidentally” call you Edward? So embarrassing for you and poor Nacho (what a name)… so bad. In fact, is this a picture of you escaping out the side door only to find those crazy set stalkers/twi freaks waiting with bottles of booze and sharpies so you could sign their boobs? I’d be scared too.
I got a surprise Saturday morning when my friend texted me and said you were on her friends flight from Vancouver to LA. Shhhh don’t say anything about ruining your surprise but I was so happy! You were back to party with me on my special day! Though Rob, honey, why didn’t you change clothes from last night? Did you walk home drunk, take a wrong turn down an alley and wake up the next day disoriented behind a dumpster? That’s normal!
Obviously you stopped off at this studio to record a couple songs for me for a very special birthday mix tape! Cause you know how much I love a good mix tape… You included covers of:
– let’s talk about sex, salt n pepa
– set adrift on memory bliss, pm dawn
– rump shaker, wreckz n effect
– ayo technology, 50 cent / justin timberlake (listen to those lyrics! you were pretty awesome on the rap parts!)
I would never have taken you for a hip hop fan, but I like learning these new things about you!
The next day after my fantabulous party I had to take you back to LAX cause it was time to go. You were totally bummed out.
Especially after you looked in your bag in the TSA screening line and saw that “full moon” thank you picture I left you! Talk about dangerous materials! Better empty your pockets now!
My what a long, whirlwind, crazy weekend we both had. After getting back into Vancouver last night, you booked a Chiropractor appointment because your neck was all kinds of messed up. Me too dude, next time let’s forget the harnesses and pulleys n shiz and stick to old fashioned good times, ifyouknowwhatimsayin’.
Thanks for “surprising” me on my birthday this weekend, but now I gotta get back to uninstalling this pole in my bedroom.
Swinging from the rafters… yours truly
See a special thank you after the cut
If you didn’t read Letters to Twilight yesterday…
A HUUUUGE HUUUGGGEEE THANK YOU for all the birthday well wishes, pics, videos, funny comments, and to Summit for sending Rob back to LA on Saturday to be at my party. I couldn’t ask for sweeter sentiments or nicer folks to read our blog. I wish I knew you all in real life so I could give you a huge (fake lesbian) smooch and a hug… but I can’t, so just imagine me hugging the computer screen and smiling like an idiot. XO!
UC – thank you for organizing the best blog posts and birthday wishes. I wish we could have celebrated together. Just keep chanting it: “next year! next year!” You are truly the best and I couldn’t ask for a better bloggy partner in crime. No one else can bring the funny like you. XO
The Quad- thank you for helping create the raddest blog post ever ABOUT ME! Everyone should have the chance to hear their pals tell them all the things they like about you. I may or may not have printed that out and made it into a tshirt to wear on bad days. Oh and where do I send your bribe payments? SPECIAL HUGS!