Dear Rob,
I know you got back to LA this weekend which is awesome because that’s where Moon is and it’s just fate that you’ll end up together, but I’m going to ignore that fact for now. Did you hear that Ted Casablanca from E! Online linked to our forum on Friday? Thanks to our very own SpunkMe who wrote him a ‘letter,’ the Robsten thread in the forum was mentioned and linked to!
We had TONS of new guests visiting us all weekend long (waving hi to new guests!) and I was so impressed with SpunkMe’s abilities that I ventured into the Robsten thread myself, despite the fact that I swore I never would! I found the most delightful picture EVER posted (again) by SpunkMe. The picture was brilliant, and it got me thinking…. what if you weren’t famous? What if you never joined the South Barnes Theatre company and you were just a 22 yr old British dude living at home with Mum & Dad? What would you do? Where would you go? What would you like?
There are so many unknowns. I kept having these visions of what you might have turned out like had you never found the Theatre. These visions kept running and running until they stopped at the Myspace page you would have, obviously, had.
So, I decided to recreate it. Enjoy!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
PS: Oh, this masterpiece is the best with the most appropriate white gangsta’ voice you can muster.
Thanks to SpunkMe who’s original masterpiece can be found here. If SpunkMe was not the originator, I’m so sorry- please let me know who was!
Also thanks to the myspace profiles of: My cousin, my first kiss, my crush in 10th grade and my other cousin for their inspiration for gangsta’ Rob. You’re all white, upper middle class guys, and I know you can spell better than that!
“and I know you can spell better than that!’
HAHAHA youknowwhatimsayin’
“you done gonna get rolled on by the godfather” GENIUS!
i could keep going but WOW SOOO much win!!
By: themoonisdown on May 11, 2009
at 2:04 am
that godfather thing was copied STRAIGHT from the italian cousin.
if i wasn’t so scared they’d find out, I’d post their actual profiles for everyone to view. and love
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 9:55 am
I think (hope, wish) that you should start a whole new “What If Rob…” thread. So many think he could have been….
By: MayaM on May 12, 2009
at 3:55 am
OMG!!! that bit about Hitler made me laugh sooooo hard!!! This is Funny! I can so see some middle class 22yr old saying EVERYTHING you did!!!
Also, YAY for SpunkMe and her promotional skillz!!
By: Mrs. P. on May 11, 2009
at 11:45 am
Hey Mrs. P. haven’t chatted you up in a while! Hope you are well. *waves*
By: SpunkMe on May 11, 2009
at 1:37 pm
LMAO “more humpin n shit!”
By: Magsterrr on May 11, 2009
at 8:21 am
“I live wit my parents can we screw @ your place?”
LMFAO Best. line. ever.
I still don’t like Ted Casablanca’s blog. My “sources” tell me he’s a douche.
P.S.- My “sources” are WAY more reliable than his “sources”.
By: PinkFluff on May 11, 2009
at 8:38 am
What a douche?
By: maygirlg on May 11, 2009
at 8:52 am
LOL It’s American slang for idiot.
Maybe Urban Dictionary would help?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche
By: PinkFluff on May 11, 2009
at 9:13 am
ya..im an asian so its hard for me to get some imp words.
By: maygirlg on May 11, 2009
at 10:30 am
This is seriously funny shit.
I have been LOL for the past 20 minutes. I keep re-reading.
FYI I was picturing Ali G voice when reading.
Here’s a clip for those who don’t know about the Ali G. YO!!! Recognize!!!
By: Carrie on May 11, 2009
at 8:41 am
CARRIE!!!! OMG! This. Is…..Srsly. Perfect. xo
By: Proselyte3 on May 11, 2009
at 9:12 am
I just posted this on Twitter but will say it here too. Every time I see the Sparkle Peen pic I hear Ali G voice in my head. Today’s Letter was so funny & all I could hear was Ali G. đ
Love me some Ali G.
*Smooches*
By: Carrie on May 11, 2009
at 9:40 am
LMAO!
By: Jena on May 11, 2009
at 10:17 am
Carrie – thank you for posting that Ali G clip. I almost spit coffee out my nose and on to my laptop. My fav line: should girls get drunk at a party and try feminism. So perfect.
By: milfy goodness on May 11, 2009
at 10:46 am
I’m lovin the teeshirt and ‘Mood’. Keep it up ladies. And Rob
By: Diamond on May 11, 2009
at 8:41 am
OH. MY. GOD.
UC! I had no idea that was coming! LMFAO!!!!
That had to be one of the funniest f*cking posts you have ever done!!!!!!!!!!! Ranks up there with Letter to Rob’s Mum after bangin’ her son!!!!!!
I can not even quote all the WIN you put in this post!
I do love me some Rob SparklePEEN! I want to be his B*tch!
“I would love to meet Hitler just to kick someone in the junk and have zero remorse” ROTFLMAO!!!!
“Life’s a ride and I’m gonna ride it hard b*tches” LMFAO!!!!!!
OMG I have to stop now or I will quote the whole d*mn thing!
Seriously! THAT IS EPIC!!!!!!!
Hey and thanks for the shout out! *::SHOCK::Jaw on the floor/eyes bugging out when I got here today “WHAT?!”~Rob’s high pitched voice*
⤠you and moon more than you will ever know! Smooches to you both!
Oh and thanks for venturing in Robsten, it’s kinda dangerous in there for the non-lovers of Stewie! You. Were.Brave.
Dear Rob,
Ummmmmm. You should totally do a street gang movie. Now we have seen your potential and you are HOT (as usual) as a gangsta! Until then, hang with your homegirls, UC and Moon. We’ll have a par-tay at the forum! Oh and one more thing….don’t wear clothes.
With Love, waiting to ride your SparklePeen,
SpunkMe
XXX
By: SpunkMe on May 11, 2009
at 8:44 am
You are the star of the post besides Rob. Love you.
By: maygirlg on May 11, 2009
at 8:51 am
⤠back ‘atcha
By: SpunkMe on May 11, 2009
at 9:29 am
haha.. i’m glad you like it! I meant to email you earlier in the weekend to tell you what I was planning, but I forgot. So THANKS for talking to “douche” Ted C. about us and for the amazing inspiration for today’s fake myspace:)
i had fun. đ
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 10:03 am
No worries about the e-mail. It was like walking into a party with all your friends jumping out yelling “SURPRISE!!!!” LOL!
You are welcome about Ted. I’d rather contact him than douche Lainey! I seriously had no idea that he would post my letter! Then I worried you would be freaking b/c it was LTR connected with Robsten nationally. But I’m glad it all worked out well and we received so many new members at the forum from it. Glad you had fun with the post, it shows.
Now, shall I contact CNN about LTR next? LMAO!!
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By: SpunkMe on May 11, 2009
at 10:34 am
oo! oo! *jumping up and down* BBC too. They need to hear their local boy caused some smart independent ladies to make forum for other smart independent ladies to discuss world’s most important issue..Robsten.
By: maygirlg on May 11, 2009
at 10:44 am
haha.. YES! CNN here we come!!
and of course I would have rather it been about the love b/t ME and ROB đ but ‘any press is good press’ :):)
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 10:57 am
CNN. HAHAHA. can we hit fox news so i can punch bill o reilly?
By: themoonisdown on May 11, 2009
at 1:11 pm
LOL UC @ douche.
I will have to agree with SM, Lainey is a bigger douche in the douche race of ’09.
Yay for press!
By: PinkFluff on May 11, 2009
at 12:24 pm
There is some seriously funny stuff in that Robsten thread too lol. (And hot stuff…obviously.) Good post!
By: JessB on May 11, 2009
at 8:44 am
Brillance..Sheer Brillance. I have no words to describe it.
In my head, every word and every sentence was said in his voice and I don’t remember I laughed so much since..I dont remember[last post or in the forum]. Thank you ladies. You Ladies Will CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF HIM, you know who.
I am awaiting the day when your site will be all over the Entertainment Television. And Rob, himself acknowledge his obsession with you and being your NO.1 FAN.
By: maygirlg on May 11, 2009
at 8:47 am
âLifeâs a ride and Iâm gonna ride it hard b*tchesâ
“More car chases n humpin n shit”
OMG!!! UC…you slay me! LOL, and this early in the morning, pre-coffee, this is rare!
Yo, Robho! U diggin deep in de crazy bitch! Love you. xoxo
P.S.
(I need to be honest with myself and make this my homepage.)
By: Proselyte3 on May 11, 2009
at 8:59 am
There you are my pretty little avatar, BAD BOY! Now show me your love.
By: Proselyte3 on May 11, 2009
at 9:03 am
“More car chases n humpin n shit”
“Lifeâs a ride and Iâm gonna ride it hard b*tchesâ
UC…you slay me! Too many LOL to mention.
Yo Robho! U diggin deep n da craaazy b*tch! Love you! xoxo
(I need to be honest with myself and make this my homepage don’t I?)
By: Proselyte3 on May 11, 2009
at 9:08 am
yes. it’s time. homepage us up!
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 10:04 am
“shit, i live Avril, i’d do her” LMAO
By: Verity on May 11, 2009
at 9:08 am
@unintended choice *i am died* (i think that says it all)
By: debs on May 11, 2009
at 9:12 am
Wait, wait….I have to mention this one too! Cause it’s too WIN…
“I live wit my parents, can we screw @ your place?
Can’t breath!
By: Proselyte3 on May 11, 2009
at 9:15 am
and that’s when I’d leave him a comment that said “Of course we can screw at my place”
By: FutureMrsPattinson on May 11, 2009
at 10:01 am
that was my fave line by far! The epic WIN of an all win post.
By: milfy goodness on May 11, 2009
at 10:49 am
Hahahahaha! ‘I live wit my parents can we screw @ your place’? ROTFLMAO Now that’s SOLID!
⤠UC & MOON
http://robertpattinsonunlimited.com/pics-arriving-in-vancouver/
By: Genevieve on May 11, 2009
at 9:30 am
Extra gangsta!!! ‘reppin’ London since 86′ ‘bitches don’t know bout my sparkle peen’???? ROFLMFAO!!!!!! Awesomeness to the fullest!!!! đ
By: krazykidd on May 11, 2009
at 9:36 am
Awesome post!
By: Red on May 11, 2009
at 9:40 am
“I would like to meet Hitler just to kick someone in the junk and feel zero remorse”
bwahahahah!
amazing post!
By: verbena on May 11, 2009
at 9:41 am
hahahahaha
I love how he can’t spell for shit.
You guys always make Mondays better.
@Spunk Me. told you it was all good ;-P
By: Just a Girl on May 11, 2009
at 9:43 am
@JAG
Yes, you are always calming my Robnoia’d a$$ down! Smooches to you!!
By: SpunkMe on May 11, 2009
at 10:36 am
Great way to brighten a Monday morning!
I started laughing before I could even read the page! I totally agree that Rob should now star in a movie about gangster! He would wither be a really convincing gangster or the funniest gangster ever. Either way is win!
By: Alicia on May 11, 2009
at 9:44 am
I love him so much! This is hilarious! The “sparklepeen” shirt…I have no words to accurately describe my reaction to this. It’s effing wonderful. Again, thanks for making Monday bearable.
By: Steph on May 11, 2009
at 9:49 am
ROTFLMAO! I can’t breathe! LOL LOL LOL LOL!
His shirt, ROTFLMAO! Oh this is beyond priceless!
And just saw this photo and my panties have been poofed! Check out his jeans tag, LOL! Rob, honey, just rip that off, LOL!
I hope he called his mom yesterday! They celebrate MD the same day we do, don’t they?
By: Jena on May 11, 2009
at 9:51 am
Nope – it was back in March (I think …. have forgotten!)
By: English Girl on May 11, 2009
at 2:27 pm
All kinds of WIN!! Many LOLz…
That srsly is 1 of the top posts ever. I luvs it all.
And we ⤠SpunkMe! She drove almost 100 new guests to the Forum, and I’ve noticed several signed up, too! Yay!
Off to check in there…
By: Marta on May 11, 2009
at 10:01 am
⤠you too Marta!
Yay for all the Newbies!
By: SpunkMe on May 11, 2009
at 10:46 am
You never fail to amaze me with the things you come up with to post on here. You are truly both deserving of some shiny Robpeen!
By: pishposh71 on May 11, 2009
at 10:04 am
Loved it LOL
No Mothers Day in UK yesterday, my internet has been down for like 36 hours MY GOD how dependant am I? It was like……….. I just don’t have the words how awful it was being without you girls….still shaking with relief to be back…….
going to forum now check there and of course FF.
⤠⤠⤠to all
By: Rubytuesday on May 11, 2009
at 10:05 am
So, Moon & I have this test we do to tell if our posts are funny or not: If WE laugh really hard at our own posts, it’s probably not actually funny.
I was worried b/c I was DYING last night as I #1: found my 9th grade boyfriend, cousin & 10th grade crushes profiles and then #2: made a profile for Rob. I was dying
So I’m glad that our test has failed and you think it’s funny too!
The best part is MOST of what you all have quoted as being the funny parts above… ? Those things are SERIOUSLY written on the myspace profiles I copied. bad spelling n’ all! đ
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 10:08 am
I’m sure they are real profiles. It’s why I have a gun. And why my daughter cannot date until she’s 30. LOL
By: PinkFluff on May 11, 2009
at 10:35 am
Really! I thought it was your super sheer genius that made all those quotes. But I agree with you, there are pretty funny profiles in myspace. Thanks for putting together this profile, it was really, really funny.
By: maygirlg on May 11, 2009
at 10:40 am
Proof of “truth is stranger than fiction”
Or possibly proof that our education system really is a big FAIL?
I joined myspace just to hear Sam’s music – but I didn’t do anything to create a profile. Now I’m thinking that I’m gonna have to go gansta it up so dat me’n RPattz will be like real homies.
Great post, as per usual!
By: milfy goodness on May 11, 2009
at 10:55 am
Me again, you all know how I hate Mondays, well this post just brightened my whole day. I can’t stop laughing! UC and Moon, you’re like therapy to me! Cheeseball, I know, but it’s true, LOL!
I’m telling you, you both deserve a red carpet correspondent job for New Moon premiere!
By: Jena on May 11, 2009
at 10:21 am
i know.. we’re working on it! hahaha:)
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 10:58 am
Wow. Just Wow.
I’m saying LOL, and I hardly EVER say that!! But…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
I was totally reading it in an Ali G voice (love that show) and then to find out you cut and pasted from REAL PEOPLE…(one that you are related to!!) omg, I am almost speechless, but I am LingOL.
Holy cow, that some funny shit. **SparklePeen** hahahahha…..another post to make me laugh all day long….
đ
By: LaPush Baby on May 11, 2009
at 10:26 am
two that i’m related to and one that was my first kiss. UGH!
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 10:58 am
yeah, omg who worships Dane Cook? you’re related? hahahahahahahahaha…Don’t worry, I have blocked my first kiss dude out of my brain completely. I would be too chicken to look him up on MySpace, although he would more likely be on FB because I’m old….
By: LaPush Baby on May 12, 2009
at 12:25 am
Dear Rob,
If Dane Cook is seriously your hero, we can’t be friends anymore. But I’d still do you!
Love,
me
By: Amber on May 11, 2009
at 10:28 am
AMEN AND AMEN amber i cant be down with dudes who worship dane cook. help us all
By: themoonisdown on May 11, 2009
at 1:19 pm
Great minds think alike! I left the Dane train a LONG time ago!
By: Amber on May 11, 2009
at 3:03 pm
This post is f_ing hilarious!
I love Occupation: pimp, Income: <$20,000. lol – he must not be a very good one.
The spellling was just plain painful for a spelling geek like me. Good thing Rob has that spelling improvement “project” in the works.
By: f_ingdelicious on May 11, 2009
at 10:34 am
OK – just have to laugh. I misspelled “spelling.” So much for my being a spelling geek.
It’s a TYPO! lol
By: f_ingdelicious on May 11, 2009
at 1:14 pm
This is HILARIOUS. Freakin’ brilliant.
However, if he was really like this, I would HATE him. I would think he was the biggest tool ever. I wouldn’t want to touch his Sparklepeen with a ten-foot pole. (No offense to the RL people you got these quotes from! LOL)
“Life is a ride ‘n’ Im gonna ride it hard, bitches!” I think that may be my new motto.
By: Freya on May 11, 2009
at 10:34 am
Very very very funny. Sparkle Peen scares me a bit, but I am slowy coming around to it.
By: Janetrigs on May 11, 2009
at 10:35 am
Which room is the Robsten thread under at the forum?
By: Jena on May 11, 2009
at 10:37 am
Twi-Rumour Control đ
It is very funny đ
By: summergirl on May 11, 2009
at 10:53 am
And convincing too ………
By: summergirl on May 11, 2009
at 10:54 am
Thanks!
By: Jena on May 11, 2009
at 11:05 am
rob not famous?! Hmmm cant imagine that!! But any who…can u guys believe that the day after tomorrow is rob’s birthday!! Dear rob, can you believe that i’ve watched twilight 10 times this weekend?! Wel rob ur almost 2-3 *gasp*, and stil hotter than hell, and 8years older than me…….*sigh* hugs and kisses oxox kim
By: kim on May 11, 2009
at 10:57 am
WOW, Just wow…I wanna see the original picture person, because THAT might actually send me over the egde into hyperventilation…
Snorting, lots.
By: SnMLamb on May 11, 2009
at 11:00 am
@SnMLamb, email me at work
jbruner@fnni.com I have news for you.
By: Jena on May 11, 2009
at 11:07 am
I just realized my tv is on behind me on History channel and they are talking about “Gangsters” How appropriate for today! LMAO!!!!!!
By: SpunkMe on May 11, 2009
at 11:27 am
This is killing me! bwahahahahahaha!!!
M
By: myria101 on May 11, 2009
at 11:37 am
Now we know why Rob is “trying to improve his spelling”. LOL.
I love it! Sparkle Peen….ROFL!
By: Kristin on May 11, 2009
at 11:42 am
FANTASTIC!! OMG, this was fabulous. This letter will go down in LTR history.
Great job UC.
By: nienor1 on May 11, 2009
at 11:42 am
Oh yea South Barnes is totally HOOD! lol
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1335/1346311217_2bcc90ff22.jpg?v=0
By: brummielover on May 11, 2009
at 11:45 am
A Winner. Bwahahahaha ;p
@spunk me : yeah, Rob should do gangsta movie and say sumthin like ” whatcha talkabout?”
UC, you really outdone yourself XD
By: niahid on May 11, 2009
at 11:45 am
i’m glad cuz i was up till 1:30am ‘outdoing’ myself đ
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 12:16 pm
Sleep is totally overrated, IMO.
By: LaPush Baby on May 12, 2009
at 12:26 am
hi! first time posting here… i just can’t help it after reading this post… haha
but its just so fracking bad azz!!! LMAO!!!
~tuckin’ it and laffin’ wit tomstu~ is just pure win!!!
i’ve been reading you blogs, LTR & LTT, for a couple of months now, and just want to tell you that what you do here is really amazing!!! i love your style, wit and sarcasm, its refreshing for someone who’s grown tired of the ‘summit twilight machine.’
hope to read more from you.
By: chewey_hon on May 11, 2009
at 11:56 am
we’re not going anywhere! Thanks for your sweet words đ XO
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 12:14 pm
“10 heinekens a day keep the dr. away.”
oh carlisle would be soo proud. i can’t even deal with this post. EPIC POST, UC!!
By: punchedawerewolf on May 11, 2009
at 11:57 am
Do they even have gangstas in the UK? I have a hard time imagining a gangsta with a british accent. I am pretty sure gangstas are exclusive to the US. haha!
This is my favorite post ever. Don’t worry…I saved it.
By: Lauren on May 11, 2009
at 12:03 pm
haha.. i know… i cannot imagine a british gangsta either.
Any of our English friends… does this character I created (based on the real lives of my 2 cousins, 10th grade crush and first kiss in 9th grade) exist in your land? Or is he exclusive to the USA? I feel like this white gangsta guy is yet another contribution the US has made to the entire world….
we should be proud
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 12:18 pm
Ali G…nuf ced
By: brummielover on May 11, 2009
at 12:20 pm
True ‘dat.
By: LaPush Baby on May 12, 2009
at 12:27 am
I am worried for your cousins now!
Oh, and by the way – we have it ALL here in the UK. From the heady angelic heights of RPattz to …. well …. the dregs. We’ve just got to concentrate on making a few more Rob’s … I wonder if he’s going to become our biggest export soon!!!
By: English Girl on May 11, 2009
at 2:33 pm
What about ‘Chavs”?? or are they what we would call “posers”
(Not in UK, friends and relatives in UK–forgive my ignorance)
LPB
By: LaPush Baby on May 12, 2009
at 12:29 am
They do. Watch (and learn) some Guy Ritchie (= ex Mr. Madonna) movies: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Rocknrolla, Revolver and my fav, Snatch (starring Brad-effing-gorgeous-blue-eyed-gypsy-mickey-Pitt).
Gangstas in UK have different accents: russian, polish, german, irish…..
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 11, 2009
at 9:21 pm
Well, we do, kind of. They have a range of accents to be fair – London has a cosmopolitan range of crims!
By: Diamond on May 11, 2009
at 12:09 pm
*in urban voice* yo man dat waz off da chain yo! pattz can be in mah posse werd! slangin’ some heiney’s and hittin dem mean streetz! fo sho’! I’m Rick James biach!! and yo lose the sparkle peen man..datz not cool yo! just say ya got da inches dat bring da bitches! *falls laughing*
ROTFLMAO! Omg just as funny as my Pie Debate lmao
Kudos!!
By: Gallifrey on May 11, 2009
at 12:22 pm
ROTFLMAO! At all of this! “I’m Rick James biach!!”
I’m crying….
By: Jena on May 11, 2009
at 12:54 pm
the funny thing is i KNOW people who talk like that..lmao
By: Gallifrey on May 11, 2009
at 12:59 pm
@Gallifrey you da bomb!
By: Genevieve on May 11, 2009
at 1:24 pm
OMG… you are AMAZING at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 1:05 pm
@unintended choice *bows* ty ty..That’s ACTING! (classic SNL)
@gen werd! lmao!
By: Gallifrey on May 11, 2009
at 1:30 pm
Another epic WIN!!!!!
I so had Ali G’s voice in my head as I was reading that profile. Booyakasha!
“Tuckin it n’ laffin wit TomStu”
“Mood” Well hung and sexxxyyy”
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
By: Ceri on May 11, 2009
at 12:32 pm
i feel a moral imperative to mention that the cousin she mentions is NOT me, thankfully.
i’m an english major; i can spell (well, i WAS an english major. and i obviously don’t care enough about capitalisation in informal writing… bad english major, bad!).
i’m most assuredly NOT some “tricked-out gangsta”…
and i know you’re all wondering it- yes, the cousin she mentions is that much of a tool in real-life, too.
By: geeky_cousin on May 11, 2009
at 12:41 pm
hahahaha, oh I ⤠you geeky cousin
By: unintendedchoice on May 11, 2009
at 1:05 pm
a tool? “I’m just a tool, I’m just a big hard tool.”
Sorry, couldn’t resist. đ
By: Jena on May 11, 2009
at 1:08 pm
lmao!
By: Gallifrey on May 11, 2009
at 1:28 pm
HAHAHA good thing you cleared your name!
By: themoonisdown on May 11, 2009
at 1:21 pm
Can I crush on you a bit for using the term “moral imperative”? Also for outing your cousin as a tool?
By: Freya on May 11, 2009
at 6:26 pm
hahaha. go right ahead. wewt!
but he’s not MY cousin- he’s on the other side of UC’s family đ i’ve met him at get-togethers and the like
By: geeky_cousin on May 13, 2009
at 12:27 am
THAT WAS THE BEST THING I REA THIS MORNING
OMGG!! hahhaa i ttotally had ali g’s voice as well even before i saw that vid!! hahah
10 heineken’s a day keeps the doc away. LOL
*cries* hhhahahhahahhahaa
By: hunnieb on May 11, 2009
at 1:02 pm
read** i was too excited as i was typing LOL
By: hunnieb on May 11, 2009
at 1:03 pm
There are no words…
but I will quote my gangsta brother…
“Gettin’ swoll up in here!”
Word.
By: Leigh Anne on May 11, 2009
at 1:27 pm