When pictures like this come out it reminds me why you’re a real winner. And no, I’m not talking about your butt. I’m talking about the fact that you’re talking to a grandma going up the escalator at that retched LAX airport. See, Rob I LOVE old people, I do! I love grandmas and grandpas. They have so much wisdom to offer and obviously you get that.
I bet you had the best conversation about how your Dadcase reminded her of her husbands briefcase right before he retired from Intel in ’87. He has the exact same one! You really can haul a lot in that thing!
Or maybe this bitch just stole your bag from the curb cause she knew she could sell off your toiletries one by one on ebay and pay for her retirement. Imagine the money she could get with “Bid Now: Robert Pattinson’s Unused Mens Speed Stick deodorant – JUST LIKE NEW!” or maybe “Own the ONE pair of pants Robert Pattinson’s been wearing for the last 5 years!” Smart lady. Whatever the reason for this convo, you rule.
And this is why I want to introduce you to Grandma and Grandpa Moon! Don’t mind them wanting to feed you fried catfish (EW!) or take you on endless antiquing trips and just nod and say “I love it!” when my grandma tries to give you stuff out of her closet. You really DO want that sweater, trust me! You need one to replace the sweater that lady stole from your bag at the airport.
Flying the SUPER friendly skies-