Dear grown-up fans of adventures with plastic dolls,
If you’ve been an LTR/LTT reader for awhile, by now you should know Edward does many things other than steal the hearts of 17 year old girls he meets at Forks High School. Ever since January 11th the Edward action figure has been busy- doing things like: going to the beach, driving in Hollywood, playing with bunnies, going to Seattle and Chicago…we could go on and on…
We think we have discovered just “how” Edward does it all. At first we attributed his ability to be everywhere at once to his amazing vampire-ish-ness, but now we think we’ve discovered the secret: There’s more than one Edward Action Figure out there. We’re pretty bummed because we thought we were the only ones who had him. He told us we were unique and special. Yeah, we’re pretty pissed, so currently we’re “on a break.”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The Edward Action figure gets around. Enjoy his latest travels.
Yanin told us how you were strong and gave support when she found out her cousin was pregnant. You even held the test while they waited!
2far2care took you to a Nascar race in Texas (You wanted to be just like Ricky Bobby for a day- please never do that again)
You laughed as you watched those poor humans struggle. The first car you saw was Dale Earnhardt, Jr’s. Looks like one of his crew recognized you.
You even got to see first place winner, Jeff Gordon. See how he tries to imitate you. (Everyone wants to be like Edward)
See more of Edward breaking our hearts and cheating on us with others, after the jump.
I must say that I was a bit embarrassed when you caught me drooling over the Rob Porn over at LTR.
But being the perfect specimen of Micro Edward that you are, you picked up on the concept of Porn for Women right away. I must say that you are a tiger in the laundry department how very “Growing up Cullen” of you **swoon**
Unfortuneately, you were too embarassed to be photographed as evidence for this next letter:
Dear Lovely People at NECA,
While I appreciate that you have been able to deliver a Micro -Edward to the enthusiastic masses (and by “masses”, I really mean 30-year old stay at home moms like myself, who have seen a surge in sexual appetite since Rob/Edward has come into the picture; as well as the blissful return of fangirl silly sqeals that haven’t crossed my lips since I saw NKOTB at the Spectrum in 1990. But, I digress…) Anyway, micro Eddie and I had so many plans for this week, all of them shattered this morning at breakfast when my 6 year old daughter removed him from the chandelier (Why was he swinging from said chandelier you ask? Perhaps a story for another letter.), and his graceful plastic hand broke away from his body. The horror! Now his gorgeous limbs will be tainted with Super Glue, and he will be the laughing stock of the party I’m taking him to on Sat. night. Thanks alot, quality control dude from NECA!
Allison and an unnamed accomplice took Edward to Forks
See everywhere else that little slutty plastic doll as been…